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    They're where they belong. They're in a zoo. And I'm in charge.

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    Welp, you read the title.

    You can request fanart on chapter 10!!

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    29/?
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    The first Muffins Redux chapter read out loud.

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    A desperately horny witch becomes a demon's slutty fucktoy.

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    When the trees remember how their roots were planted, and when the sky withers as it remembers all it has seen, and the very air you breath goes stale with a frail understanding of the sins of all it has touched, then, and only then, can you understand the pain of the earth as it cracks and attempts to grow under the overbearing weight of the grass scrambling for the sun. The blood that spills over the dry earth to hydrate the dandelions that have lived off the urine and saliva of animals that don’t know how to properly wonder at a plant that hides its true nature.

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    Back when they started three years ago, it was just him and Ben fumbling around on their phones, making terrible pornography that people seemed to enjoy anyway. When Ben upped the production value, he saw it return tenfold in viewership and money, which also invited more people to send in requests.

    The first time they brought in a third, it had been exhilarating, a new dynamic that Charlie thought brought a lot to what they were doing. They’d discussed boundaries before, especially when requests started pouring in for Charlie to do a lot of sexual (and sometimes oddly, nonsexual things) and Ben was respectful of them.

    (or Charlie and Ben are an OnlyFans couple and while Charlie enjoys the work, he's left yearning for a life away from what he's found himself in. It doesn't help that his best friend, Nick, lives down the hall and when he's there, Charlie gets a glimpse of a much easier and happier life he could be leading.)

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    This is five - wait, four? No, six, actually - times something bad happened to Heathcliff's dick. Sometimes his sack or both his sack and also his dick.

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    A series of one-off chapters of various characters running into the 2nd Harbinger himself!

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    The Just World Fallacy
    [The cognitive bias that a person’s actions always bring morally fair and fitting consequences to that person, so that all noble actions are eventually rewarded and all evil actions are eventually punished.]

    Another Horcrux has been destroyed, but at what cost?

    In the aftermath of the Gringotts heist, Hermione and Draco find themselves struggling to survive both suffering and separation, which drive them to the limits of their endurance and beyond even as the war goes on, relentless and merciless.

    As the final confrontation with Voldemort approaches, everything is fractured; people, loyalties, and trust. But is it broken beyond repair?

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    This is just a collection of stories about people taking dumps (I accept requests, read the first chapter for more info). I don't know why I'm doing this, I'm just bored as hell.

    Don't read if you're a minor or if you don't like reading stuff involving poop.

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    Johnny needed out.

    Four years ago, Johnny boarded a ship bound for the International Space Station and watched his entire world light on fire. Literally.

    Sue hasn't let him out of her sight since, so when he finally gets an opportunity to taste the freedom he's yearned for, he puts down an offer for the first apartment within walking distance of ESU.
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    Between classwork, the Bugle, and Spider-Manning, Peter doesn't spend much time in his crumbling apartment complex. Even so, he probably should have noticed Johnny Storm moving in next door.

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    Till has a dream

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    While he’s out fishing one day, Ryota encounters a strange sea creature he’s never seen before. Believing it to be a sea monster, he brings it back home and raises it as a pet. As it grows up, he finds out that it really is a sea monster! This turns out to be a big mistake on his part.

    Planning 3-5 chapters with (hopefully) weekly updates! Each chapter will include how graphic or “unusual” I think the smut is on a scale of 1-10 and the tags applicable to said chapter.

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    Something in Scott's eyes tightened. The vampire took another half step forward, more than ever looking like he was holding something in deep inside.

    "The animals are dying," Scott spelled out. "We can't feed off of them anymore."

    Avid furrowed his eyebrows in confusion, before it hit. His mouth gaped open as fear struck a chord inside him and sent shivers running down his spine.

    There were no more animals. The vampires were out of food.

    ~~~

    Avid is a vampire hunter. Scott is a vampire. Obviously both hate the other from the start. But strange things happen in the woods of Oakhurst. After unlikely circumstances bring the two closer (in more ways than one), their rivalries start to unravel.
    Maybe Scott isn't such a bloodthirsty monster, and can even be pretty nice sometimes--and maybe he's hot, but that's a different topic. Maybe Avid isn't such an annoying nuisance, but someone with unexpected depths and personality (having a pretty face certainly helps).
    Maybe the two who've been fated to be against each other since the beginning don't have to be enemies. Just maybe.

    OR

    Scott + Avid are gay for each other, and Scott has trauma now (his backstory wasn't sad enough)

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    Exactly what it says on the tin. Includes every guy in Golden Kamuy over the age of 18 whose name I remember.

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    Exactly what it says on the title everyone.

    Sejanus is forced to give Coriolanus the birds and the bees talk because Grandma'am don't teach him nothing.

    Also, Coriolanus wants 13 kids with Lucy Gray.

    He still does.

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    30 unrelated chapters about 30 ships from 30 fandoms

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    Scout and Sniper find a fawn in the woods and argue about what to do.

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    When Chance wakes up in their plushie form in the heart of his arch-enemy’s fortress, they find that they have nowhere to run and nowhere to hide. When he’s dropped off with Don Sonnelino’s goons, things heat up to a point where Chance can barely contain his masochistic pleasure. Did Chance bite off more than he could chew with this one?

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    This is a dark AU that branches off from chapter 3 of Agnus Dei... if Azazel and Ezekiel were interested in torturing Dee a very different way.

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