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    His brain was frazzled. Confuzzled. He forgot how people do things. Do they call from outside the door? No. nup. What.
    He opened the door.
    “Hey, Kid, you want some pizza-“
    He locked eyes with Peter, and froze.
    There was Peter. Peter hugging May. Peter crying. Peter with- with six arms. Peter with eight eyes.
    Peter, jumping through the 98th story window, glass and all.
    “Peter!!” That was May.
    Tony stayed frozen for a few more seconds.
    “What the fuck-“

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    Clint's 'safehouse' turns out to be a farm he shares with his secret husband. Also, that husband has no clue who the people in his living room are. He is also weirdly omnicient - and formal.

    Oh! They are also hiding from a super-villianous murder robot.

    This is a fever dream.

    OR

    If Clint Barton was married to MoD Harry Potter in Avengers: AoU

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    Tony Stark always got what he wanted... In the case of H.J. Potter, he refused to let him go.

    Harry Potter was used to running. From Harry Hunting to Voldemort to a life he never got to live. Waking up to a stranger gone before him should have been just another escape, until it wasn’t. Stepping out in nothing but boxers, he faced the world’s mightiest heroes and realized he wasn't leaving just yet. Tony Stark wasn’t just anyone, but Harry was nothing if not ready for a challenge.
    And he was far from done with this game. The rules are unclear, but neither cared to follow them anyway. Instability was the name of the game.

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    "Mhm. G'night, love you."

    Tony stares out the window.

    "Love you. Y'have to say it back."

    "Goodnight Underoos."

    "Andddd."

    "And sweet dreams. I hope the bed bugs eat you."

    "Mis'er Stark!"

    "Wow Tony, that was heartless."

    Or, Happy takes the day off work to pick up Peter after his wisdom tooth removal; Tony sneaks along for blackmail material, only to be terrorized by a very clingy and opinionated Spider-Man on drugs.

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    “JARVIS are you saying there’s an omega in my closet?”

    “I believe he is nesting, sir.”

    Or, immediately after the events on the helicarrier, Steve and co. head to the tower to seek aid from Tony who is hanging onto his sanity pre-rut by a thread. Who would’ve thought his own AI would conspire against him? Featuring a soft, confused Bucky, matchmaker JARVIS, and Natasha, who thinks this is all hilarious.

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    Peter Parker has his own secrets, number one being that he's Spider-Man. Then, there's his cousin, Perseus Jackson, the freaking demigod.

    Yeah... This was going to be fun.

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    “Did you know Barton’s here?”

    Natasha gave a short, confused shake of her head. “He is?”

    “Yeah. He is. And he decided to tell the little shit of a kid that he’s deaf.”

    Natasha’s face changed halfway through processing the sentence then narrowed. “Oh god. Does that mean—?”

    “Yes.” Tony’s voice was flat with the kind of tired that lodged in bones. “It means the kid has decided to be deaf today.”

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    Peter Parker realises Clint is partially deaf and decides to prepare himself for if he ever goes deaf by removing all of his auditory input. Tony is planning Clint's death.

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    Tony and T'Challa come back from the meeting to find their almost adult children and a certain god... Making a horizontal scyscraper pillow fort?! Or was it a low-budget Winter Palace?

    Prompt 10/16: Pillows, Plushies, Piles of Blankets

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    Tony's used to Bruce always being the responsible adult. He's not happy about the role reversal.

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    Peter Parker decides he might as well prepare for blindness after meeting a certain blind vigilante . Tony isn’t thrilled.

    People find Peter doing peculiar shit with his eyes shut, they call Tony. Again, Tony isn’t thrilled.

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    Peter survives his suicide attempt and tony is there to help him heal and cope, but tony ends up going a bit crazy at the same time but not actually hes jsut fed up with peter not taking care of himself.

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    “We’re screwed. We’re dead.”

    Fury wanted to talk.

    Tony started thinking of the best way to break the news to the pirate.

    “We lost them.” Rogers said.

    Fury’s eyes- no, eye, bulged.

    “You fucking what?!”

    Nevermind.

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    Somewhere between showing up in a rundown queens apartment and fighting his team, Tony seemed to unofficially adopt a reckless teenager. He is slightly regretting giving the kid his number.

    Or a chat fic where Peter is giving Tony multiple gray hairs, panic attacks and at least a hundred reasons to wonder how this kid survived the past 15 years of his life.

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    Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers had a complicated relationship in high school, where they were more than friends but definitely not lovers. However, when Bucky joins the military, they go their separate ways and lose contact. Bucky barnes is missing and presumed dead. Steve forces himself to move on and marry the woman his father chose for him. Now he's a CEO who was wading through his life until Bucky barnes come back, ten years later and refuses to even acknowledge Steve. Bucky says he hates Steve, and Steve just wants to talk to Bucky. And well, is now a good time to mention that maybe Steve still has feelings for Bucky?

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    Steve can't give up on his high school bestie and loves him for 10 years straight.

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    Chatfic!

    Steve's slightly rehabilitated boyfriend moves into the Tower with him. Tony retaliates by making a new, top-secret group chat and inviting everyone on the team but those two. Gossip ensues.

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    Tony tasks Friday with finding Spider-Man 'before anyone else does, and before the guy ends up in trouble.'

    Friday goes above and beyond. Just like Mr. Stark designed her to.

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    Tony receives a call from Peter’s phone, apparently, he got drunk and now needs a babysitter, and who else rather than The Tony Stark, is not like he was in a super important (read: boring) meeting ‘welcoming’ the Avengers back to the tower

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    Tony Stark was only just starting to ease back into everyday life after the New York incident, and then the universe had to shove him on his ass again.

    With no idea as to how it happened, Tony finds himself in Asgard, hundreds of years before 2012. He's lost to time and stuck in close quarters with a pair of brothers; a future teammate, and the cause for his trauma.

    Tony takes it upon himself to fix for this timeline what he couldn't for his own, and he sure as hell doesn't plan on backing down. He's dedicated to preventing Loki's attack on earth, no matter what it takes.

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    Being in Thor's shadow is a tiresome living situation, and Loki is becoming conflicted about agreeing with his father. He's starting to second guess everything he's ever known. His mind is torn apart with the growing unease that something is wrong, that it always has been.

    Is this the beginning of something more? Or a downward slope?

    When a witty mortal with zero respect for Odin appears in Asgard, Loki jumps to unravel the mystery. Tony Stark has been permitted to stay for a reason, one the Allfather has chosen not to share.
    Loki intends to figure it out.

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