Almighty_Hat
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Love and Fear by Almighty_Hat for Cloud_Hater
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
28 Nov 2025
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He is only half a demon, with little experiential memory of his own, but he's tied to his summoner and a mech he doesn't know, yet, was once held in his own core. But they're suddenly not together, and he can only choose one mech to check on.
Or, in which the giant demon baby I came up with saw a recent Spellbound update and wouldn't stop growling.
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- Part 12 of Keferon-Related Transformers Fics
- Part 2 of From Ash and Dust
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"Come with me," she said, conspiratorial, and William felt every coherent thought but she cannot mean-- struck from his head with those three breathless words.
"Elizabeth?" he managed, somehow, and she laughed the softest bit.
"I'm going down to see him," she said, "the creature. I want-- I want you to come with me. I want to see if you can see what I see."
Instead of what Victor showed you wafted unsaid.
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Double Double by Almighty_Hat for Cloud_Hater
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
15 Nov 2025
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Keferon: *updates Spellbound*
Hat: ... How do I get a ficlet out of the hour-or-two I just spent tracking down proof of my observations on how goddamn good at this Keferon is...Five wild ideas as to just who that might be, and where I suspect we might find Blurr, if we looked.
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- Part 11 of Keferon-Related Transformers Fics
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Unfashioned Creature by Almighty_Hat for Cloud_Hater
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
07 Nov 2025
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A determined person can make something out of even dust and ash, or, Blurr only asked that death not touch Shockwave if there was anything alive to save.
Or, I saw this Spellbound update and a related Ask, and I turned to Celaeno and I said, "What if we could keep both of them?"
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- Part 10 of Keferon-Related Transformers Fics
- Part 1 of From Ash and Dust
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Indulgence by Almighty_Hat for Cloud_Hater
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
04 Nov 2025
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I was working on a five-and-one for Keferon's Spellbound AU and, uh, overestimated my ability to finish six whole fics before the plot progressed enough to make me need to scream about other things. But Keferon expressed interest anyway, so I offered a choice of things that were finished or finished-enough.
Keferon chose the smut.
So!
While wandering around the wilds of Cybertron, Blurr and Shockwave tumble into some puffball mushrooms whose spores have... interesting effects. They proceed to take ages to do anything about it, because when one of you has all the power in the relationship and the other has enough self-image issues to count as self-image volumes, a surprising amount of negotiation is required.
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- Part 9 of Keferon-Related Transformers Fics
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From Ash and Dust by Almighty_Hat
Fandom: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
28 Nov 2025
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Blurr's potion and spellwork successfully carved Shockwave out of the demonic shell that had trapped him, vulnerable and enslaved, at the mercy of anyone who summoned him. Weakened from the ordeal, the pair left the abandoned shrine where the deed was done, the only evidence of a magically-talented knight doing the impossible being the thick coating of purple ash and dust all over the shrine's gray floor. In this AU, Sentinel, a knight, a monster hunter, and a complete crankshaft, found that demonic detritus,
swept it uphad it swept into a neat pile, and restored what he thought was all there was of Shockwave to a state where he could be useful again.The resulting being is made entirely of demonic magic, with no condemned mech at his core. No spark to extinguish, no processor to wipe. He's still bound to obey Blurr's orders, and to answer Blurr without lies, because it was Blurr who summoned him, and he is Blurr's until Blurr dismisses him or dies.
He was only supposed to get a quick one-shot AU, but then something Happened to Blurr and he wouldn't stop growling until I started writing.
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Keferon-Related Transformers Fics by Almighty_Hat
Fandom: Portal (Valve Video Games), The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
28 Nov 2025
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In this series, which is not chronological, or necessarily connected, I scream about various AUs by Keferon, but in ficlet form. Mostly Spellbound/Mimics/Monster Hunter based, but the TF Portal AU has bitten me hard at least once and may do so again.
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Prompt: "Jurassic World/Harry Potter, Owen Grady + the raptor squad, so it turns out that dinosaurs created with snake DNA can speak parseltongue – which makes Owen training the raptors a little easier (and may change things with the Indominus completely)"
Owen Grady speaks Raptor, but it's a language he learned through immersion, the same way his girls learned English. Owen Grady also speaks Parseltongue, but that's because he's a wizard with a bonus gift. It doesn't change a lot about his work, until it really, really changes a lot about his work.
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Based on the Locket prompt by Para, here, with pairing borrowed from Lilithqueen's "You're dating the HELP?!" series.
The plot of Girl Genius is a delicate and intricate machine, and I'm sitting here throwing rocks in the gears. Please join me in rarepair hell for the adventures of Miss Agatha Clay as she falls hard for the dashing Jägermonster Jorgi! Watch as Agatha discovers the unique charms of sharklike grins! Laugh as Jorgi explains why Jägers are so irresistable to de vimminz! Despair as certain inevitable plot mechanics roll on without us! Facepalm at irony so thick you could spread it on toast!
An AU that grew legs and ran away with me: What exactly are the implications of a hidden Heterodyne falling hard for a Jäger and refusing to get involved in any stupid love triangles with more politically (and socially, and possibly ethically) appropriate suitors?
I will keep writing this until I feel like I'll run it up a lamppost if I go any further. Installment length may vary wildly. Working title for Part 9: Show.
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"Nice Car" Stories by Almighty_Hat
Fandom: Knight Rider (1982), Transformers (Bay Movies)
09 Jul 2007
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I just need to get it off my chest (I'm more than you know) by ros3bud009
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
05 Aug 2022
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“He’s not gonna figure anything out because there’s not a single circuit firing in that pretty little head of his.”
Soulmate mark AU in which Swindle takes advantage of their common sparkmate marks to make a mark of Blurr, but then it goes too well.
Bookmarked by Almighty_Hat
24 Jun 2025
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The one where Swindle aims a sparkmate con at Blurr and Blurr turns out to be something else again.
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The Decepticons take some humans hostage during a routine energon raid.
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- Part 4 of Deconstructions
Bookmarked by Almighty_Hat
04 May 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
The one where the Decepticons find out humans can take Cybertronian languages as electives in school now.
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Dress Your Idol in Gold and Ashes by DesdemonaKaylose
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
29 Jan 2020
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The Prime is an intermediary between the planet and its God, a great honor full of rituals and mystical secrecy. Too bad for the powers that be, the new Prime is gutter trash from no lineage of note. And he's about to meet his God for the first time...
Rodimus has his flaws, but if you need a mech to make a brave and reckless stand, there's no one better.
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Bookmarked by Almighty_Hat
08 Mar 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
The one where Roddy decides to bust a god out of a gilded prison
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Eat Shit and Live, Blitzwing by iliterallydecepticanteven
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
20 May 2023
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The main three concerns on Emily's mind were working her job as an air traffic controller, counting down the days until he maternity leave kicked in, and working through the rough patch in her marriage. And it would all have been relatively simple and easy if it weren't for two giant alien jet robots throwing her airspace into chaos. Thankfully, she found the radio frequency for one of them, so she can tell him exactly how much she hates him.
(Or: Blitzwing and human air traffic controller have beef and yell at each other.)
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- English
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Bookmarked by Almighty_Hat
27 Feb 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
The one where Lugnut and Blitzwing take hostages and/or make friends with local humans mostly accidentally
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It Followed Me Home by inexplicifics for HeathenAlchemist
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Jan 2024
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Serrit acquires a very unusual pet, much to everyone else's dismay.
Bookmarked by Almighty_Hat
04 Jan 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
The one where that's a really good name for a griffin.
(You should read all of Inex's Witcher stuff but I've read this one so many times it's just. Time to bookmark.)