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    Professor Overshare and Professor Stoneface by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Kane Chronicles - Rick Riordan  

    10 Jul 2020

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    Sadie met with two very different professors back-to-back. It's hard for her to adjust from one lighthearted teacher to another serious advisor. Little does she know about their unexpected relationship to each other.

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    23 Jun 2025

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    Penguins in the White Collar by

    Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Gotham (TV), White Collar (TV 2009)

    24 Mar 2025

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    DC x WC shenanigans, starring:

    Dick Grayson as Neal Caffrey and Richie, the boy hostage
    The Flightless Bird himself: Penguin aka Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot
    The White Collar cast
    The Gotham’s Rogue Gallery
    The Goons

    Main Themes: Humor, Crack treated somewhat seriously and confusion, so much confusion

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    05 Jun 2025

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    Agent Jackson by

    Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan

    12 Apr 2025

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    03 Jun 2025

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    Custom Made by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    08 Oct 2020

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    Jaskier was kidnapped by Cat witchers, mutated and trained into the perfect sex slave. He comes into Geralt's possession completely by accident and Geralt swears that he would never take advantage of Jaskier that way... except that somewhere in the midst of all the mutations done to him, Jaskier's body has stopped craving sex and starts needing it. When he begs that beautifully, when he smells that tantalizing, there's really no choice but for Geralt to give Jaskier everything he wants.

    (AKA, the sex slave fic where everyone tries really hard to treat Jaskier like a person instead of a sex slave. 50/50 hurt/comfort, porn literally everywhere, a mashup of all your favorite horny tropes, eventual witchersexual Jaskier.... and a fuckton of feelings. This author is Soft As Fuck.)

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    30 May 2025

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    confessions of a drive-thru employee by for buoyantsaturn

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan  

    24 Jun 2022

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    a block down the street from DOA Records is a coffee shop. the mess spills over.

    inspired by twenty four seven, i hate my love for you by buoyantsaturn! i was not allowed to say this was inspired by a series so i just linked to the first part. read that before this, or else this will make no sense and you, like our narrator, will be grasping at straws

    update as of february 2025, this is now officially part of the series! consider it a filler episode of sorts

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    30 May 2025