Be_Weird_Have_Fun
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“Now get in the water.”
There’s something almost casual to Poseidon’s tone.
“Get in the water.” Harsher, now; the sea curls noose-like around his ankles. “Get in, dear king, or I’ll raise the tides so high all of Ithaca will die—”
—and he finds that he cannot see the sky through the rising waves, and he thinks that maybe this is too fitting an end for a child-murderer, betrayer of promises, the ender of those who did not deserve their fates, and maybe his men would understand if he does this for their families and friends and Penelope—
“—get in the water.”
Odysseus is tired. He obeys.
(In a world where our hero is just that bit more worn down, his story goes down a different path.)
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Written before Wisdom saga.
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Hell could be a lot of things.
It could be fire and brimstone and blood; a hurricane that forced your world up by the roots, leaving only the ruins of what used to be.
(It was, in fact, outliving your brother, when in truth you should’ve died four decades ago.)
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In which Gilbert becomes Germany, and decides to fistfight reality.
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Missing scenes from Salamitaktik.
(Prewritten up to the 10k point.)
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- Part 2 of When the sky comes crashing down
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Meandering Through the Night (non-canon) by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 Aug 2024
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Funny things happen when a desperate mind grapples for life.
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Gilbert drifts, Prussia seethes, and the merits of living are debated in a hall of memories.
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(Trigger warnings in notes and in tags. )
(Not canon to There will always be a dawn.) (overview of what this was supposed to be in final chapter.)
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Some days, it’s damned near impossible to ignore how off-kilter the world feels.
Not when every single thing reminds Prussia of West, of what could have been, what should have been—
—some days, it’s hard to carry on.
But he pushes forward, because it’s a great fuck you to Him Above, he’s probably been destined for Hell since his first century, and Prussia owes as much to his brother, anyhow.
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In which Gilbert becomes Germany, yet stays Prussia in more ways than one.Series
- Part 1 of When the sky comes crashing down
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Vulnerability, mortality, culpability by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
24 Nov 2023
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Immortality is not invulnerability.
One does not live the lifespan of a fortunate nation without breaking at least once, and Prussia forgets, sometimes, that he is not as invincible as he likes to pretend to be.
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How Prussia resists, how Gilbert cracks, and how both of them shatter.
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(Set as a prologue to There Will Always Be a Dawn, but removed from the series due to storyline issues.)
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prewritten, updates semiweekly; all chapters up.)(Trigger warnings in notes and in tags. There are... a lot. Take care.)
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Athens’ unfinished work/ experimental things by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 Aug 2024
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just a place to dump all the fics where I didn’t think things out.
They aren’t all set in the same universes, and may not belong to the same fandoms, but they may be enjoyable nonetheless.
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There will always be a dawn by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
31 Aug 2023
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SUMMARY:
Gilbert Beilschmidt is kidnapped, a drug is made, and Kudo Shinichi becomes Edogawa Conan on a dark, dark night.
Sorry, West. Seems like I won’t be coming back as promised.
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In which Prussia ends up being the sole reason why APTX4869 age-regresses certain people, and everyone is very, very confused about this ‘immortal’ held in the darkest dwellings of the Organisation.
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- 700
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What is there to do, when you’re doomed to live past your time?
(Prussia’s guide to Not Fucking Up, when one’s brother ups and dies and leaves an entire country for a personification that is supposed to be dead.)
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here be the Waynes by indigotigress7 for Nation_Ustria
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
17 Aug 2025
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“Is there something you’re hiding from me, Richie?”
“Don’t call me that,” Dick says nervously. “I’m- I’m not-”
“What should I call you, then?” Clark presses. “Richard? Songbird? Robin? Were you the first Robin?”
Dick chitters in response, tongue forming inhuman birdlike syllables, and then slaps a hand over his mouth, eyes wide and pupils shrunken. “N- No,” he says unevenly. “No. I’m- I’m Dick. I’m just normal, really-”
“You’re more than that,” Clark snaps. He’s so close, he can feel it. “Come on, Dick, you can trust me. You’re a vigilante, aren’t you? Tell me the truth.”
“Please,” Dick gasps, doubling over. “Please, please, I can’t- it hurts-”
Or, Clark comes to Gotham determined to disprove the rumors that say the Waynes are possessed by the eldritch, inhuman Bats. What happens is... not that.
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- Part 3 of AU-gust 2025
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22 Oct 2025
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A Strange Family by TheWitchBoy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
13 Oct 2021
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“Does he… like polka dots that much?”
There's been a threat on Bruce Wayne's life. It's important enough the the Justice League decides to look into it. Superman is given the job of babysitting Bruce Wayne.
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- Part 13 of Secret ID Reveals
- Part 12 of Batfamily Shenanigans & Tomfoolery
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21 Oct 2025
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Through a miracle of his own, Pedro survived the attack. He spends his life on the other side of that mountain range and is as unaware of his family's survival as they are of his own.
50 years later, on his annual visit to the river to pay his respects, there is suddenly a gap in the mountains.
Old man he may be, but he never lost his sense for adventure. And what he finds in that village, hidden behind the mountains, will change everything.
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- Part 1 of Your Eyes aren't Rivers (there to weep)
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21 Oct 2025
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Books and Nieces by writingandchocolatemilk for Yescherryboomiero
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers
19 Jan 2015
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“Need some help?”
Gilbert turned to see one of the store employees, a Mr. Matthew according to his name tag.
“I need a book,” Gilbert muttered, crouching down to see the selection of books on the lower shelves.
“Well, this is a book store.” Had it been anybody else, Gilbert would have been offended. Matthew, however, didn’t seem to mean any harm with the comment. The employee gave Gilbert a small smile and crouched down next to him. “For your wife?”
“Ha, no. My brother and his husband are adopting. They’re having some shower later, but I’m not sure what I should get them. So…” Gilbert waved at the books.
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- Part 1 of PruCan Oneshots
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20 Oct 2025
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How Bright You Burn (How Brave You've Been) by Sokkas_First_Fangirl
Fandoms: Encanto (2021)
14 Sep 2023
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“Run. Run and don’t look back. God go with you, mijo,”
His birth father had been bent over him, trying to shield him, trying to keep him alive. Juan had walked to his certain death to distract them from Bruno and his damn curse, a curse Juan hadn’t even known about until tonight.
So Bruno followed that last instruction, that last plea: he ran and he didn’t look back.
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Found in the river as a baby, Bruno has only one clue about his family: the blanket he was found wrapped in, embroidered with his name and a caterpillar. Finding them has never really been a dream of his; after all, they're surely dead, just like his father.
But when his village is destroyed, he unknowingly follows his parents' footsteps and finds himself in a hidden village, saved by a magical family.
Surely this is too good to be true. As Bruno waits for the other shoe to drop, for some catch to reveal itself, mysteries are unearthed and secrets are revealed. It seems the Madrigals are missing someone too.
Maybe, just maybe, he has a family after all.
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