BreadedAndFried
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Between becoming mortally wounded during work trips, dorm break-ins, and a creepy coworker that slips over special energy tablets, this whole adulting thing is more "adventure" than promised. Solitary yet controlled, Medkit and Subspace are cattle without room to feel, whose whole jobs are to think. Blackrock sterilized their youth, but maybe there’s a chance to make up lost time.
Before, during, and after the fateful night a cord is cut and an eye socket is nursed alone.
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Make Yourself at Home by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
21 Jun 2025
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It's a work night, but a coworker can't help but be in the area.
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Crowd Crush by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: 血界戦線 | Kekkai Sensen | Blood Blockade Battlefront
27 May 2025
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The windows are black, yet no blinds are drawn. Twilight has come and gone, yet the streetlights can’t penetrate inside. Here sits Libra at the heart of a metropolitan, yet no light blooms in its belly.
Nothing or everything, no one but a lone straggler can say.Anila’s been ditched.
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- English
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- 2,022
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Brackish Vinaigrette by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
08 Apr 2025
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Two friends share about their lives before they met.
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- Part 1 of Best of Neptuna
- Part 6 of Going over to bro’s pad and Talking A Lot
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Paris Green with Envy by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
25 Mar 2025
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Another Adam has ruined humanity, birthing and dooming a new age. He’s lost his original name along with the privilege of life and a voice. No number of deaths can reset mistakes.
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Best of Neptuna by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandom: Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game), Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
08 Apr 2025
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Tha best of Neptuna Chomsky :D
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Neptuna & Aziidaa SIGverse Vampire AU by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandom: Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game), Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
01 Nov 2024
- Words:
- 32,997
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- 4
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Neptuna & Aziidaa’s SIGverse Apocalypse AU by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandom: Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game), Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
25 Mar 2025
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zomb ee
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There's No Such Thing as a Free Date by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandom: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
10 Dec 2024
- Words:
- 29,046
- Works:
- 3
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- 1
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Elehitch Opposite Personalities AU by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandom: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
10 Sep 2024
- Words:
- 13,420
- Works:
- 2
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Things Left Behind by raazdurbain
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024)
29 Sep 2024
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This work contains major spoilers for Transformers One.
Optimus hasn't returned to the miners' barracks since...before. It's definitely not that he's avoiding it or anything--well, not exactly--it's just that there's so much to do as the new Prime.
Today's the day. He's here now.
It's finally time to let himself find out what his best friend left behind.
Bookmarked by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
10 Oct 2024
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In the ICU rn
Hopital
Squeezing the Capri Sun pouch full of blue glowy liquid connected to my arm
Never recovering -
lick the wound on your fingertip and it will blot red by allurfavesaretrans
Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
10 Sep 2024
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You don't know how long it's been.
The doppelganger's words still ring in your ears, even as you clutch tighter the scissors in your grip. The copy of your coworker's wristwatch died months ago. You don't even have the fucking luxury of a wristwatch in the first place.
How long have you been stuck in this elevator? How do you know it hasn't been months? Years? How can you know if anything has changed, if Earth has continued to spin, if anything is real but the four walls that surround you and the man who stands in front of you now?
But is he real? How can you tell?
You could stain your suit deeper. More scarlet. More warmth, liquid that flows from veins and onto fabric, scissors bending from the force of thrusts. Red scattering the ceiling and walls as your arms rise far above you. A warm body that struggles, slows, turns cold. You could. It would prove it.
Or.
Bookmarked by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
12 Sep 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Life changing. Jaw dropping. Show stopping. Heart breaking. Chair gripping. Hair tearing. Teeth clenching. Buttcheek clenching. Eye twitching. Tear jerking. Blood curdling. Tongue drying. Ends splitting. Mind expanding. Liver punching. Kidney failing. Artery clogging. Muscle cramping. Adrenaline pumping. Lymph sucking. Cry worthy. Sniffle inspiring. Mastication encouraging.
Life changing.