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Between becoming mortally wounded during work trips, dorm break-ins, and a creepy coworker that slips over special energy tablets, this whole adulting thing is more "adventure" than promised. Solitary yet controlled, Medkit and Subspace are cattle without room to feel, whose whole jobs are to think. Blackrock sterilized their youth, but maybe there’s a chance to make up lost time.
Before, during, and after the fateful night a cord is cut and an eye socket is nursed alone.
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Make Yourself at Home by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
21 Jun 2025
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It's a work night, but a coworker can't help but be in the area.
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Crowd Crush by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: 血界戦線 | Kekkai Sensen | Blood Blockade Battlefront
27 May 2025
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The windows are black, yet no blinds are drawn. Twilight has come and gone, yet the streetlights can’t penetrate inside. Here sits Libra at the heart of a metropolitan, yet no light blooms in its belly.
Nothing or everything, no one but a lone straggler can say.Anila’s been ditched.
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- English
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- 2,022
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Brackish Vinaigrette by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
08 Apr 2025
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Two friends share about their lives before they met.
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- Part 1 of Best of Neptuna
- Part 6 of Going over to bro’s pad and Talking A Lot
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Paris Green with Envy by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
25 Mar 2025
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Another Adam has ruined humanity, birthing and dooming a new age. He’s lost his original name along with the privilege of life and a voice. No number of deaths can reset mistakes.
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Don't Loiter at the Threshold! by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game), Cold Front (Video Game)
15 Mar 2025
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The inside of your best friend's home is just about as familiar as your own. To your shame and dismay while holding such a title, you may not have read him as well as expected...
Gotcha for Gaza Prompt!
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Damnation of the Incorruptible by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game), Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game)
26 Feb 2025
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A beast trapped in his mind and flesh, and a man with little room left for anything other than the desire to survive, have made it five years into a new age.
The wandering duo is unique, cheaters of death and rot, both grossly different but imperfect forms of immortality. Life is alright, life is steady, life is comfortable, yet something is missing. This absence may even be strong enough to kill the undead.
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- Part 1 of Neptuna & Aziidaa’s SIGverse Apocalypse AU
- Part 2 of Best of Neptuna
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Don't Use Him or You'll Always Need by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
25 Feb 2025
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Sometimes when you live long enough, you get careless, get loose.
…Offering yourself as a late-night craving quencher is maybe a little extreme, though.
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Laugh Lines and Worry Wrinkles by jovianjune, LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
11 Feb 2025
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A certain elevator should have been the warning for a piece of fresh meat entering at ground level 0 that his life would never be the same. Is getting health insurance and a 401k from the place with an affinity for tucked-away horrors and an elevator of death really his only option?
It's too late for regret, anyway. The day-to-day of a metropolitan man can vary to the extreme, even just over the nearest cubicle board. Bridging that economic gap can be impossible.…*Nearly impossible.
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Gauze and Gossameres by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: The Looping Woods (Video Game)
04 Feb 2025
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An unfortunate encounter leaves you vulnerable. Mercy or curse, you’re not yet sure what to make of what could be divine intervention or a vague force. For better or worse, you don’t have to bleed alone.
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She's not the most established guest at your get-together, but she couldn't take more of your attention even if she tried. She drove all that way to be here... the least you can do is let her occupy some of your fancies.
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An average night, just like how it used to be before.
…No, not really. That’s a lie, but peeling back the ‘trial’ and ‘practice’ excuses leaves too little for a friend to hang back in the sightless mist of choice ignorance.
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- Part 3 of There's No Such Thing as a Free Date
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Although steadily a private detective, Dazai Osamu has finally fulfilled an alternate dream. Since the first book of prints he borrowed at fourteen, a yearning for expression became rootbound in his heart and has now become a reality. His first independent work picked up and published, his art has finally left the barriers of his desk.
Four years ago, he ran and hid. Now, his income is from having eyes on what he solves or creates. As wonderful as that is, not all attention may be good and loose (red) ends may reappear at any moment to punch him in the face.
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- English
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- 6,538
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- 1/3
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The Heartbreaker is Heartbroken!! by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: S-01-VER BULLET (RachelDrawsThis Video Game)
26 Nov 2024
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An evening in the life of a beloved idol... and his poor assistant who needs this job.
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- Part 4 of Neptuna & Aziidaa SIGverse Vampire AU
- Part 4 of Best of Neptuna
- Part 3 of Going over to bro’s pad and Talking A Lot
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It doesn't matter how someone may feel about France himself: if he's hosting for a world meeting, the party after will have a full roster and even more full entertaining halls. A social event to look forward to, either to catch up with old friends or settle even older rivalries, all gather together over complimentary dining and entertainment.
Free to mingle with other nations, you're offered drinks, a dance, death threats, and a ring to gawk over. Oh and Russia's there too.
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- English
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- 16,970
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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Personal space, bud by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
01 Oct 2024
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The interviewee needs a moment. A rat in a cage can be spared a pause to recollect himself, right?
Anthropomorphic Animals/“Furry” AU
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Case Study of a Studier by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
24 Sep 2024
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High school is hard for everyone.
...Well except for the kid who transferred in from France a couple of years ago. It’s almost like all of what should be his trials were doubled and given to the poor scholarship student who basically lives in the library and teacher’s lounge. Maybe a dialogue could encourage some gratitude. -
Eyes of the Soul, Please Spare Our Beloved by jovianjune, LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
17 Sep 2024
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One or two cannot expect the State to care about the weight of a soul tie, for Her wants and needs are indistinguishable to one another, their existence a sort of romance. Progress is undebatable, the future unmovable; there's no room for loitering between crossroads, no spirits to guide, no ether to cross into. The temporary unhappiness of one could rear the joy of the next generation. Decisions must be made, be it against or for a heart, it matters not to Her.
Soviet AU
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I'm Ready to Kiss the Writer's Bump on Your Ring Finger by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
14 Sep 2024
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It was absolutely excruciating to be away from home on a fully expenses paid, free, first class, free, with luxury accommodations, free ‘Business Trip,’ but no amount of money can recreate who has her heart. It’d be an understatement to say she was excited to get home.