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  1. Rec 2

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    Wind sees the ghosts of the Champions of Earth.

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    01 Jul 2025

  2. Rec 8

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    Time likes to think that his fellow heroes across the expanse of his namesake are mature, battle-hardened warriors with the drive and honor to serve their kingdom to the best of their ability.
    Unfortunately, it’s wishful thinking.

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    01 Jul 2025

  3. Rec 7

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    The day is going great, Wild is making pie and everything couldn't be going better. Until he ends up in a different place entirely - Namely his hyrule, Pre-calamity.

    Link should have really knocked, He knew Zelda was practicing magic but he couldn't have imagined himself being swapped with himself in another timeline entirely! Now he has to figure out how to get back and/or reverse the spell before something bad happens while he's gone.

    (Turns out, Zelda having time magic doesn't exactly make learning spells easy)

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    24 Jun 2025

  4. Rec 8

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    “Time!” Twilight exclaimed, eyes wide and a little panicked. He looked like a kid that had been caught with his hand in the cookie jar, though after a moment he managed to smooth the panic out slightly. “Hey, I, ah. I didn't think y'all would be up quite yet.”

    “I've been up for a while,” Time told him with a raised eyebrow, because this was by no means an unusual time for him to be awake. “Sky hasn't been awake all that long, but he's had his tea already.”

    Twilight nodded a few too many times, not quite meeting Time’s eyes. “Good! That’s, um. That’s good. Well, I won’t keep you, I know y’all prob’ly have some stuff to do, I’ll just head on upstairs -”

    Bless him, he really was a bad liar.

     

    Or: Twilight has a habit of bringing home stray animals. How different is a stray person, really?

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    21 Jun 2025

  5. Rec 26

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    “Really? In what way?” Time asked politely.

    The woman laughed warmly, reaching up to scratch Wolfie's ears. “Well, dogs used to be wolves, didn't they? He can probably smell that I'm pregnant like all the other dogs here can!”

    “Congratulations!” Wild gasped, grinning ear to ear. And the others—

    Wolfie reared back from the women with a violent sneeze. Hyrule tripped over thin air. Wind’s eyes went comically wide. Sky made a weird squawking noise. Four’s mouth dropped in silent horror.

    “Oh, how wonderful!” Warriors said, serenely oblivious to the chaos happening around him. And Legend?

    Legend was going to kill everyone in the Chain and then himself. Because are you fucking serious.

    Time gets pregnant. Everyone else notices this before he does.

    (AKA: I saw all the trans!Time headcanons, and then thought, "Wait, if Twilight is his canonical blood descendent then that means..." promptly followed by, "You know what would be really fucking funny.")

    (or: it's mpreg time)

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    12 Jun 2025