Cryptid_Amalgamation
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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30 Apr 2025
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Dick cooed and went to snuggle Bruce once more. Maybe he should get his son a cat for his birthday?
"You are purrfect." Dick squeezed him tighter and attacked him with more kisses.
Maybe not. The cat would probably murder him out of sheer annoyance.
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Bruce gets turned into a cat. In a family of detectives, it should be an easy enough problem to solve. It should.
Instead, Bruce is trapped in a small, fluffy body fueled by pure spite.
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- Part 24 of Batfamily Fluff
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12 Mar 2025
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broken things are precious by zipadeea
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
06 Jan 2022
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“Take a sit, there’s a good lad,” Alfred says softly as he wraps a nearby afghan around Tim’s shoulders. Alfred sits next to Tim on the sofa and pulls a box of tissues from the side table, offering them to Tim. He takes one, wipes his eyes, blows his nose, and slowly attempts to breathe.
“I--I’m sorry,” Tim whispers. His breath hitches. “I’m sorry I scared you, everyone is fine--,”
“You are not fine, love.”
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Tim reaches a breaking point. Luckily, he is not alone.
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16 Oct 2024
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where did you go? (i should know) by gcldvving
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
12 Dec 2022
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Contrary to popular belief, Damian Wayne was keenly aware of all of his flaws. His entire life had been about improving, about becoming the best version of himself possible, and how could he possibly do that without meticulously recording, indexing, and attempting to correct every single one of his weaknesses?
Not all flaws, however, were so easy to fix. Frankly, he wasn’t even sure if they could be fixed.
or: the irrational rationalizations of a deeply traumatized fourteen-year-old child soldier, and the secret that just might crumble his ramshackle psyche for good
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15 Oct 2024
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Out causing havoc on date night, Harley notices something's seriously wrong with the new Robin. She's not about to sit idly by and let anyone hurt that tiny kid.
Not even the big, bad Batman.
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- Part 10 of more like BAT things happen bingo WAYOHHH
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09 Oct 2024