DrJackAndMissJo



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    random collection in different fandoms based on prompts

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    a recounting of the events of Half Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows, told from Blaise's POV
    filled with idiotic best friends, DE dumbassery, Slytherin Quartet supremacy, renouncing one's idiotic beliefs and a loving plant-head

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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    Tyler calls Wednesday 'baby' and her brain short-circuits. Argument ensues.
    This relationship thing she signed up for was getting more challenging by the day. But she's not one to run from a challenge, she'd rather charge at it head first with knife drawn.

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    10 Sep 2025

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    “You understand, Professor,” Harry began, after a moment, “that I don’t have my N.E.W.T.s. I never even finished seventh year. Between everything, I never had a chance the first time around, and then afterwards there didn’t seem to be much point. Hermione argued for it, of course, but I was so tired of Britain. So technically, I am completely unqualified for the position.”

    “Quite a way to begin an interview, Mr. Potter,” McGonagall said, dryly.

    Or, three years after the war, Harry Potter becomes Hogwarts' newest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

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    04 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    Minerva McGonagall was worried. Her favourite (though she'd never admit it) student wasn't doing well, and it couldn't hurt to give him a little help. (She might get a tad carried away.)

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    11 Jun 2025

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    Percy tapped his foot nervously as his father stared at him. It was never a great sign when his dad needed to speak with him. Percy was not, by any means, an important part of the Spanish monarchy: fourth son of the king's brother. He was basically a socialite with a memorable ocean-themed back tattoo.
    "Did you," his father finally said, "have sex with the heir to the Swedish throne last night?"
    Percy laughed. "What? No, of course not."
    Oh he had, he so had.
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    Modern Royals and old college rivals Percy Jackson of Spain, and Annabeth Chase of Sweden meet at a party and get snapped by paparazzi. Their hookup makes the front page.

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    15 Dec 2024

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    “What do you want me to do?” Remus says, tiredly. All he wants is to curl up on his bed. Smoke a pack of cigarettes. Get drunk. He can’t stop looking at Harry.

    “Remus...” Dumbledore is gentle. Remus hates when he has that tone. Hates that he knows it will hurt. “There is no one else left.”

    A bitter laugh escapes him. “So you’ll curse the poor thing with a werewolf for a guardian?”

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    03 Oct 2024