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A small crewmate is left behind by its parent, and damn your heart, it's yours now.
In which you are Pink, it's almost Christmas, and you have a son.
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- Part 1 of A Wholesome Ride
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You're a fresh graduate from the Association of Chemists, and your first big assignment is here. Help the mayor of Moonbury's daughter.
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AUBYCAI: Wholesome doodles by Executortionist, phantomvegetable
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game)
02 Jan 2021
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just a doodle i did for my among us fanfic: Among Us but Your Child's an Impostor. Check it out if you havent already!
may contain spoilers if youre not caught up :3
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- Part 2 of A Wholesome Ride
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The Legend of the Reaper by Executortionist for phantomvegetable
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game)
02 Dec 2020
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The oxygen is counting down, the old man won't stop muttering.
Every member of MIRA knows not to let the oxygen run out.
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You remembered sitting at your grandparents knees whilst one knitted and the other read, mesmerized by the taut string holding them together.
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Stuff to do with 'Among Us but your child's an impostor'
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jul 2025
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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12 Jul 2024
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Inevitable by brooke_demure
Fandoms: Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: War for Cybertron (Video Games), The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
12 Jun 2025
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On the run after his poor choices, Megatron, broken and lost, inevitably crosses Texas state lines in his retreat. Running on the fumes of his spark and iron will, he seeks refuge in the form of a dilapidated barn.
An alien robot is the last thing Lauren expected to fall into her lap, let alone her barn. Oh well, what's the worst that could happen?
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28 May 2024
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Sakura learns that no good deed goes unpunished. A simple favor spirals into secret healing sessions, uncomfortable revelations, and worst of all- feelings.
Itachi thought he’d take his secret to an unmarked early grave. Instead he’s forced to confront just how much of himself he’s lost to duty.
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20 Apr 2024
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Flowers only bloom just before they wilt
When Sakura loses her fight against Ino in her Chuunin exams, she questions her ability to ever become a kunoichi, too weak to protect herself, let alone her village
One wrongful promotion later and Sakura gets a second chance in the shape of a mysterious new teacher who against all odds is willing to put her faith in a young girl with potential and a willingness to fight.
Or- a fix-it inspired fic where Sakura grows to be the powerhouse she was destined to become.
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19 Apr 2024
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Kisame stared at her, already feeling queasy. He’d underestimated Haruno Sakura. She wasn’t a normal kunoichi. She was a delusional monster on par with Itachi.
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Or: Sakura and Itachi cook a meal and make every wrong decision.
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31 Mar 2024