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What Is Owed, and What Is Given by KitCat_Italica
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Aug 2025
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A month after Armageddon, Crowley is captured by Hell, and tortured physically/sexually/psychologically for four years before Aziraphale can rescue him.
Our story takes place two years later. This is the story of how they recover.
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01 Oct 2025
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A Whispered Request by Mraowface
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Nov 2019
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Sometimes nothing will make you feel better like brutal anal fisting...
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26 Sep 2025
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Kilgrave has always considered himself a gentleman. After all, he gives gifts. He uses lube. He even thinks of symmetry. And you? You begged for it.
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21 Sep 2025
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In which Aziraphale puts his vintage lube to use, Crowley is an encourageable fiend, and new experiences are had by all.
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wishing you in to the worst situations by endofadream
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Jun 2025
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There’s a veil. It was a wedding, of course there’s a veil, but this veil had given Ed pause the very moment he and his crew boarded the ship. How it had caught the sun, trailed down over the bride’s back.
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Stede goes to Kinkfest, and attends the workshop ‘Fisting 101’. He meets two men that change his life.
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Of course they couldn’t simply drive in silence, oh no Millie just had to pipe up “So who has you all revved up for Fertilia B?”
“This has nothing to do with Fertilia, I’m just a little backed-”
“Prince Stolas.” Moxxie cut him off to answer Millie.
Blitzø smacked him with his tail “No, not him.”
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For the first time in ages, Blitzø is feeling the effects of Fertilia, the imp mating holiday. He visits Stolas, who’s more than eager to indulge in a night of fun. Neither of them expects the night to come with real consequences.Series
- Part 1 of Egg-spect the Unexpected
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There's some kid who keeps shoplifting from the Hot Topic Izzy works at, and today is the day Izzy finally confronts him. A plan to poke at the kid's soft spots ends up with him prodding some of Izzy's own.
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Smells like trouble and Banana Bread. by WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Oct 2025
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Izzy Hands is angry, hurting, and barely holding it together. He doesn’t want help, doesn’t trust kindness, and definitely didn’t mean to catch feelings. But healing doesn’t ask permission, and neither does love. A slow descent into softness—dragged there kicking and screaming, one scar at a time.
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27 Apr 2025
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Stolas softly said “Can you just stay here with me?”
Blitzø turned to look over his length, Stolas could’ve sworn there was a hint of a blush on his cheeks when he shrugged and asked “Are you sure?” Stolas scooched back, lifting the blanket invitingly for Blitzø to join him.
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After a week at Blitzø’s apartment, Stolas tries to shake off his numbness by slipping back into old habits with Blitzø—seeking something quick and rough. But Blitzø has other plans, taking his time to slowly make love to Stolas.Bookmarked by IMNOTREALLYHERE
03 Mar 2025
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Yet another take on that first night when Blitzø says he can "do this real fast."
Smut inspired and fueled by Blitzø Spiked Dick conversations.
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- Part 1 of the full moon's glow
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03 Mar 2025
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Stolas wakes up in the middle of the night and tries to satisfy himself without waking up Blitzo (although maybe there's something enticing about the idea of getting caught...)
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03 Mar 2025
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Blitzo had been waiting. Had taken the whole damn afternoon off to make sure his ass could be there. Make sure Stolas wouldn't arrive alone, like most sinners did. He'd never done that before.
It had been hours since he'd seen Stolas in that hospital room on Earth.
After the last sinner exited, Blitzo made his way to the doors and peeked in. Several sinners were still inside, clinging to themselves or pacing under the fluorescent lights in various stages of denial or panic attack. None of them looked familiar. He was about to resign himself to another hour of waiting when his gaze landed on one skinny grey lump hunkered down in a shadowy farside corner.
*Bingo.*
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When Stolas finally shows up in Hell, Blitzo takes it upon himself to look after him. The former human is definitely having trouble adjusting to his new reality, but Blitzo is determined to help him see that death doesn't have to be the end.
Aka
What if Blitzo *was* real?
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- Part 2 of Hell to Pay
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20 Feb 2025
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Stede swallowed. “So when you go to these bars, do you go to drink, or to be intimate?”
Ed laughed. “‘Be intimate’,” he repeated, mocking. “I go to get fucked by a stranger in the bathroom. And get drunk. Preferably he’ll buy me some drinks first and then tell me what a needy slut I am on the floor of a single stall.” He uncrossed his legs, letting them fall open.
Stede couldn’t look away from the lace under the skirt, his breathing was picking up. “And are you?” His eye flickered to Ed’s. “A needy slut, that is?”
“Yes sir,” he blushed, “I am.”
“And do you think fucking a stranger in the bathroom, as you put it, is the healthiest way to cope with your stress?”
“‘Spose not.”
Stede leaned forward. “I’m inclined to agree with you, Edward. How about a little harm reduction? What about getting fucked in a safe place, with someone you know and trust? Would that reduce your stress?”
Ed’s mouth fell open minutely and his eyes shot between Stede’s lips and his groin with dizzying speed. “I - well I suppose that would - that could be a good alternative. For harm reduction.”
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The first time Blitzø kissed Stolas, he realized just how barren the owl’s sex life really was.
The first time he slapped Stolas in bed, he realized how truly awful Stella was.
The first full moon Blitzø let Stolas take control, he realized he was in too deep.
A series of firsts, in which Blitzø finds himself falling harder and harder for Stolas, both before they’ve started dating and after.
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29 Jan 2025
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All four of Stolas’ eyes were squeezed tightly shut, a slight trickle of tears escaping them and mingling with the inky black of his eye makeup as they trailed down his flushed cheeks. His feathered chest rose and fell in time with his heavy, ragged gasps, each one muffled slightly by the bright red ballgag secured tightly between his lips. The edges of the gag glistened with the slick of Stolas’ drool, which had pooled at the corners of his mouth until it began streaming in twisting rivulets down his chin and cheeks. Blitzø felt a deep ache of longing at the sight.
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(This fic was written for Day 2 of the Hellaverse NSFW Week, with the theme "overstimulation", but also features the themes from Day 4 (“deep throat”) and Day 7 (“aftercare”), so it covers a few different days!)
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- Part 8 of Stolitz Oneshots (Pre-Mastermind)
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19 Jan 2025
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(Timeline is set 2 years after season 1 ! (Before season 2) )
After stopping Armageddon and fooling Heaven and hell Aziraphale and Crowley are feeling euphoric after the trick they pulled, they drank and laughed.. and then touched and .. ended up sleeping together — quickly, the next morning panicked regrets were blabbered from the angel with white hair. Crowley had been so excited about their newfound closeness, but it seemed to be very short-lived. And y’know what? It didn’t matter anyway. He could live as is.
..till.. he found out he was pregnant. And everything just went wrong.
What was Crowley to do? Aziraphale clearly wouldn’t want this. He’d hate Crowley, he’d never want to talk to him again !
So Crowley did the only thing he thought how.
He kept it a secret.
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01 Jan 2025
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Still haunted by the memories of the passionate full moon nights they once shared together, Stolas finally gives in to the urges that have been plaguing him ever since he moved into Blitzø's apartment.
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- Part 2 of Post-Sinsmas Oneshots
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31 Dec 2024
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Teach Me by GaHellHimself, NooRose93
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 May 2025
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A fic based on GaHell's excellent "Teach Me" comic, which you can read on his Tumblr:
https://www.tumblr.com/gahellhimself-blog
A huge thanks to GaHell for allowing me to fic his amazing work and for creating this world and inspiring this fic in the first place. Please support him on his socials!
And an equally huge thanks to my betas, 77ckk, demonsandpieohmy, crystalsilhouette, Kotias and Nosferatini.
And a last minute panic thank you to theRavenMuse for helping me add the images.
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- Part 1 of Flash Bastards AU
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26 Dec 2024