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    Podfic Broken Telephone is a challenge than ran from summer 2017 to winter 2017. The idea was that Person A made a podfic, which turned into a prompt for Person B. Person B's podfic then became a prompt for Person C, and on down the chain.

    Three chains were formed from the participant pool to keep the challenge run time to six months or less.

    For more information or to see the other chains and podfics made for this challenge, visit the collection: https://archiveofourown.to/collections/podfic_broken_telephone

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  1. Rec 29

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    Internationally-recognized musician Lan Wangji gets kidnapped by mafia kingpin Wei Wuxian. It’s all kind of a misunderstanding.

    Podfic of Take Some Advice Paesano by FeelsForBreakfast.

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    17 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Soooooo gooooood!!! Funny & hot, lwj’s internal landscape is hilarious

  2. Rec 13

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    “I don’t listen to gossip.” Lan Wangji said, firmly.

    “Wangji.” His brother scolded. Lan Wangji felt the bite of his disapproval slice through his resolve.

    “If I go -.” Wangji struggled to formulate the words. “It will be harder to argue -. If I don’t speak to him I don’t have to consider his proposition.”

    Lan Xichen let go of his wrist, frowning. He smoothed his trousers. “Wangji.” He told him. “I know you think the world of your - plants -.” He waved his hand at Wangji, seemingly unable to complete a coherent sentence.

    “Mn.” Wangji said.

    “But this man has some very - novel ideas about the animal kingdom. People are - excited.”

    Wangji didn’t like the way Xichen emphasised ‘excited’. It made him feel - not excited. Annoyed. Frustrated that no one seemed to understand the value of persistent, dedicated, detailed study rather than ‘exciting’ and preposterous theories. Also, it infuriated him that everyone considered animals to be so much more exciting than plants. In terms of diversity the former was barely a patch on the latter. “His theories are ridiculous.” Was what he told his brother. “I am not strategic.” Lan Wangji told him.

    Xichen smiled. “But I am. And I am your brother.”

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    13 Jun 2025

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    Lan Wangji could not hope to find any other person like this, at least not so far from their home. But wu speak to birds and beasts across the realm. He may be known to them. He may be recognized, somewhere. The ravens and the hawks hear the name and cry it to the skies; the mouse and the fox both carry it with them through snow-washed fields. Below ground the beetles gnaw it into roots and bark. Wei Ying. Wei Wuxian.

    OR: Tasked with finding the Yunmeng Jiang's missing wu, a young man called Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji recruits a familiar and travels across the land in search of him. His familiar, a black hare with a little too much personality, seems to have his own secrets.

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    25 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Beautiful prose 💜

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    Lan Wangji could not hope to find any other person like this, at least not so far from their home. But wu speak to birds and beasts across the realm. He may be known to them. He may be recognized, somewhere. The ravens and the hawks hear the name and cry it to the skies; the mouse and the fox both carry it with them through snow-washed fields. Below ground the beetles gnaw it into roots and bark. Wei Ying. Wei Wuxian.

    OR: Tasked with finding the Yunmeng Jiang's missing wu, a young man called Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji recruits a familiar and travels across the land in search of him. His familiar, a black hare with a little too much personality, seems to have his own secrets.

    Podfic of Tie Your Heartstring Up Tight by athena_crikey.

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    25 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The prose of this story is so lovely 💜

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    It starts with a curse, Jin Guangyao’s last revenge, seeking to tarnish what he could never touch. Lan Xichen is prepared to die from it, if he must, taking the shame of it to his grave. He doesn’t expect his brother’s lover to figure out the situation, let alone that Wei Wuxian might be their best hope of dealing with the curse in a way that leaves all three of them with their self-respect intact. And he certainly doesn’t expect being slowly, carefully drawn into their relationship, and learning how to live again.

    Podfic of Embers by xantissa.

    Read for #polyshipweek22 Day 4 "meet the family"

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