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    "Relax, I just noticed."
    "And brought it up," Adam said.
    "Do you think I fucking care if you can't swim?" Ronan blew a ragged sigh. "It just surprised me. Jesus fuck."

    or: In the month of September, Adam and Ronan bury a body. Adam learns how to swim. Ronan performs a baptism.

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    02 Mar 2025

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    r/Catholicism • 2 Hours Ago
    Advice on young men going to a strip club and having affectionate feelings for a person there?
    🚫 Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/Catholicism.

    or: adam works at a bar. ronan wishes he could DM the pope.

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    09 Feb 2025

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    “There’s no one out this way,” he argues, “hasn’t been for years.”
    The boy’s jaw is set for mulish disagreement, “Sure. Years ago. What are you doing here?”
    There is not really a polite way to say ‘treating your family home like a haunted house’.

    (A kind of pre-canon AU where Ronan was abducted for dreamer reasons when he was young, got away, and now does not know what to do with himself.)

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    29 Nov 2024

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    “Sure, but since you’re back so soon,” Ronan said carefully, like he was approaching a startled animal, “You have time to fuck me again before you leave.”
    “Before you leave,” Adam corrected, pointedly, annoyed that he was still wearing his sweaty running clothes. He should be done with his shower by now, but the imposition of Ronan’s half-naked presence in his apartment had once again thrown off his entire routine. “You were supposed to be gone already.”

    or: most of the time, ronan takes his crucifix off when they have sex. sometimes, he doesn't. sometimes, adam thinks he might be ready for a relationship. most of the time, he doesn’t.

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    22 Nov 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    Ronan stared at him for a moment, assessing, and then, like the sun coming out, he grinned. His pensive, gloomy mood was gone, replaced by a familiar spark of delight at the chance to partake in mischief.
    “Oh, you’re actually fucking thrilled this has landed in your lap,” Ronan said. “Shit, Parrish. This is your chance to be James Bond.”
    “If I’m James Bond, would that make you Q?” Adam asked wryly.
    “Nah,” Ronan said, and his smile curled lasciviously. “I’m Pussy Galore.”

    or: it's 1967. adam parrish walks the straight and narrow. ronan lynch lurks in the shadows. on a thursday, everything changes.

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    02 Sep 2024