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We Will Blame the Grand Imperial Amphibian for This by GlitterFix
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu
07 Sep 2025
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After Maomao serves as a medical attendant at the birth of Basen and Lishu's baby, a shift begins to happen inside of her that changes how she feels about herself as a woman, and about Jinshi as a man. Meanwhile, the prince remains far away and blissfully unaware that his cat is in heat and the emperor, due to an error in understanding, believes that Maomao is already pregnant and decides the right thing for him to do is to reveal this information to the head of the La clan so they might quietly find a way to cover for an unplanned pregnancy that doesn't exist.
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- English
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- 60,099
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- 9/15
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05 Aug 2025
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Muggle Studies is Economics in Disguise by May_May_0_0
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2022
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Dumbledore’s train when he dies brings him to an alternate universe with Tom Riddle asking for the defense post. There, he rights his wrongs and hires Tom Riddle as a Defense Professor to keep him from becoming Voldemort. It works. (Mostly.) Canon!Harry does the same unintentionally when he is a Firm Adult and stumbles into this AU Hogwarts hoping to teach defense. He cannot bc Tom. There is only teaching one spot available: Muggle Studies. Chaos ensues as Muggle Studies becomes everyone’s favorite class and gains a reputation as the most difficult course at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle is enraged, concerned, and… turned on?
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- English
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- 11,835
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 71
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- 615
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20 Jun 2025
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How to Redeem Your Past Mistakes, Commit Mild Treason, and Accidentally Build a Family by themidnightguardian
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Mar 2024
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If Kakashi hadn’t seen Naruto living in squalor and Sasuke’s personal trauma shrine and whatever civilian fuckery was happening at Sakura’s house, he’d have at least tried to fail them even if logic told him the Elder Council would never let it fly. Screw the Hokage for that.
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When the Sandaime showed him Naruto’s apartment, he didn’t think that was going to be the tip of the iceberg that was the shitshow of his soon-to-be team. But as it turned out, Naruto wasn't the only one with a less-than-optimal home life. And as it turned out, Kakashi was apparently the only person in Konoha who cared.
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- English
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- 27,183
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- 7/?
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- 39
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19 Jun 2025
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Living in the woods after being kicked out of the orphanage, Naruto Uzumaki is faced with a slew of impossible to make choices when he finds a half-dead stranger with no eyes washed up on the bank of the river in front of his makeshift home. Knowing that whoever did this to The Stranger is still out there, and that nobody will believe him if he tries to get help, Naruto rolls up his sleeves and decides he's going to do it himself. Whoever this boy is, Naruto is going to save him. Even if he has to read a book to do it.
Healing doesn't come easy to someone with as much chakra as Naruto has, but never let it be said that he backs down from a challenge. He's going to do this, and who knows. Maybe he'll unravel one of Konoha's darkest and best kept secrets whilst he does.
Or: Naruto finds Shisui Uchiha half dead on the bank of a river and learns medical ninjutsu to save him. Now, if only Shisui could remember who hurt him to begin with.
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19 Jun 2025
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The Lady of Casterly Rock by Caenea
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
31 Mar 2019
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“Well, there's a few ways we could get on with life,” Tyrion said pragmatically. “You can put on the armour and marry Sansa. She's rather beautiful; she isn't one of these fluttering, twittering ladies. She's braver and cleverer than she appears. You could do a lot worse than Sansa Stark. If you cannot find it in you to do it, I suppose you have options. You could ask to take the Black, you could take a ship to Braavos or to Myr or to Volantis and run away. You could cut your own cock off – even Father wouldn't make a eunuch marry.”
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- Part 1 of The Wolf in Lion's Clothes
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- 133,474
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- 51/51
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17 Apr 2024
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The Bene Gesserit believe that if there is any hope to change the fate of Duke Atreides, a child of his must wed a Harkonnen. For this, the family will need a daughter.
Set before the events of Dune.
The title is from the song Be Brave by My Brightest Diamond; the chapter titles are from the same song.
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07 Mar 2024
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She’s a novice Unspeakable trying to earn her stripes. He’s a shafted Auror desperate to prove himself. When they end up forced together on a shared assignment, neither is willing to back down. But when the mission pulls them into an ancient world of mystery and adventure, they find themselves depending on each other in a race against time. EWE Dramione.
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- 39/39
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15 Jan 2024
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Amazing adventure story
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15 Jan 2024
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Forever Is the Sweetest Con by bluenao
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
19 Jul 2023
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“The rings were real, the ceremony was real, heck, even the emotions were real— but the intention wasn’t.”
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Agent Starlight (real name: Anya Forger) and Agent Midnight (real name: Damian Desmond) are given a task: to pretend to be a married couple. The catch? They’re feuding highschool exes.
(Post everything, angst, fluff, drama.)
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Latest update: Like It Could Be Love
Anya meets up with her Eden friends, Damian and Anya attend a lavender marriage, Damian slips up in front of all their Eden peers, and Anya reflects on their relationship.
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- Part 4 of strawberry choco (damian + anya)
- Part 4 of the perpetual present (spy x family)
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- English
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- 39,294
- Chapters:
- 5/10
- Comments:
- 280
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- 1,488
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- 243
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09 Jan 2024
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The Prince and the Froger: Heart, Body, Soul by lassify
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
29 Sep 2024
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One year after the events of the Last Dance, it is the night before their wedding. Both are nervous, for different reasons.
This is a story about sharing their love for each other, and the ways that they seal their lives together - heart, body, and soul.
[Direct sequel to “The Prince and the Froger”]
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- Part 2 of The Damianya Frog Princess AU
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09 Jan 2024
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Damian and Anya have had a rollercoaster start to their final school year at Eden Academy, and now that Anya has managed to rescue Damian, he is starting to see different sides to her.
And he starts to wonder......Is Anya a spy???
The more Damian finds out, the more he suspects, and bit by bit, Damian learns far more of the truth than he ever bargained for.
Now has a TV Tropes page (!!!)
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- Part 3 of The Seven Secrets of Starlight
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- English
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- 446,649
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- 106/?
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08 Jan 2024
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The first two nights, Harry sleeps like the dead— or, well, maybe that's not the best comparison, given the number of inferi attacks reported lately.
He sleeps like a log. Like a dead log. An un-re-animated dead log. From an everyday, inanimate, non-whomping tree.
After that, Harry wakes up screaming more nights than not, and he even cries on the bad ones, which makes James cry too. In this regard, James reckons that his first week of parenting a full-grown teenage adult bears an awful lot of resemblance to parenting a newborn baby. He feels both blessed and terrifyingly out of his depth.
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- Part 2 of Still Preoccupied... With 1979
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- 15,909
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- 3/?
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05 Jan 2024
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Grief stricken after the trauma of war and failure to return her parent's memories, Hermione Granger immersed herself in a dizzying swirl of distractions. No regrets, no thinking, no pain of loss.
Fate had a rather twisted sense of humor.
Now she must fight a system of opaque rules and archaic prejudice while surviving NEWTS, impending motherhood, and the weight of her own grief. If only Draco Malfoy didn't keep hovering with biscuits and damnably confusing legal contracts.
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- English
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- 170,014
- Chapters:
- 30/?
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- 8
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- 1,587
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04 Jan 2024
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Mission Strix failed. Donovan Desmond died eight years ago and war almost broke out between Ostania and Westalia. WISE, with the help of their best agent, Twilight, managed to find out the truth behind Donovan Demond's death and brought back peace.
Twilight and Thorn Princess both retired to enjoy their family life. Anya was free to live, happy and carefree, right?
At the beginning of high-school, one of her professor dies tragically. A series of strange events follows at Eden Academy and Anya suspects that another enemy of peace is targeting Damian Desmond. Ten years after they had met, ten years of conflicting feelings, the two of them end up torn by old ghosts, torments and the struggle of being a young teenager in love and in denial.
Anya and Damian's hearts war against their consciences, but that fight might be the only way for them to find peace.
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- Part 1 of Constellations
- Language:
- English
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- 548,764
- Chapters:
- 71/?
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- 2,568
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30 Dec 2023
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When Tobirama wakes up, his eyeballs are assaulted by a harsh light. He wonders if this is the afterlife. Probably not if his eyeballs hurt. He squints, and almost immediately a shadow looms over him. He flails, and that's when he notices his arm is a lot shorter than normal.
When he looks up, he sees the face of his mother, father, and older brother staring down at him. Upon the realization that he was very much alive and not dead, and the fact that he was somehow a baby again, Tobirama screams.
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- 23/?
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27 Dec 2023
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e·piph·a·ny
-the appearance of a supernatural being
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-an intuitive grasp of reality through a simple and striking event
or, in this case, both.When the war has taken every chance from Hermione, she makes a desperate choice to end things on her own terms. But her appearance out of place and out of time sets two relative strangers on a path to discovering who they are, who they could have been, and who they will always be.
- Language:
- English
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- 42,017
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- 10/?
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- 2
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- 370
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- 832
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22 Dec 2023
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Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by rizzlewrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2022
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After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain. (Alternate ending: 'La Vie En Rose', Audiobook by ETL.Echo.Audiobooks).
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 356,114
- Chapters:
- 84/84
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- 3,163
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- 11,294
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- 6,282
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21 Dec 2023
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“Pansy, we aren’t getting married.”
He liked using her name. Kept saying it like he was cultivating it, nurturing it, tending to it like one of his plants. She could hardly help it though, being named after a flower.
Nor could she help that she was on her way to being a little bit drunk with an equally tipsy Neville Longbottom.
“You keep saying that, Longbottom. But I’m owling my mother as soon as we’re back at the school, and telling her to send an interest request. It makes perfect sense.”
[In which Pansy's in the market for a husband.]
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- Part 4 of The World of Wait and Hope
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,680
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 10
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- 339
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- 4,758
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- 872
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18 Dec 2023
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 199,548
- Chapters:
- 36/36
- Collections:
- 210
- Comments:
- 12,711
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- 89,822
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- 28,127
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14 Dec 2023
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13 Dec 2023