Parkerspooks



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 94

    Tags
    Summary

    James Bonds has a pattern of behavior. Each and every crime he commits is planned neatly, put together like a puzzle. Often you wouldn’t know he was there, except for the fact that a statue worth ten times more than Peter’s house had disappeared along with him. The remnants he leaves constitute little more than glimpses of dark hair, or the curve of a cheekbone in bare seconds of video. The only things that have ever been hurt on one of James Bonds’ heists are egos and wallets. The man has never ever been reported to carry any sort of weapon, has never even resorted to knocking out, binding or harming security guards. In fact, as far as any of them can tell, he actively dislikes guns, and will avoid laying hands on one if at all given the chance. Until now.

    . . .

    Keller leaves a dead body in the wake of his and Neal's final job together, and a death in a James Bonds heist is an extreme enough deviation from pattern that it prompts Peter to call in the BAU. Now to see how well profiling works on a career conman, who's been on the run since he was a teen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,897
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    405
    Bookmarks:
    94
    Hits:
    3,924

    22 May 2024

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Grenade.” Buck whispers, the word leaving his lips in a shaky breath, and Eddie doesn’t even have a chance to let it sink in, because Buck is lunging for him, already yelling, “EDDIE, GET BACK -

    There’s a blinding flash of light. A boom so loud it rattles his teeth. It’s all terrifyingly familiar.

    And he’s barely able to lift his arms to cover his face before there’s a body colliding with his, and he’s flying, crashing, hurtling through the air. For a moment they’re weightless, and all he knows is a fiery heat and an all-consuming dread, until there’s the sickening jolt of his body cracking against the floor, and unconsciousness snatches him away completely.

    ***

    Or, Eddie thinks the most difficult thing he'll have to do today is tell Buck he broke up with Ana, but then they both get caught in a grenade explosion, and it all get's a whole lot more complicated.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,119
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    2,222
    Bookmarks:
    331
    Hits:
    19,820

    13 May 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 19

    Tags
    Summary

    “The two of you aren’t dead.” I stiffened at her words, and you tensed. “You aren’t alive, mind you, but you aren’t dead.”
    “What the hell does that mean?” I asked, furrowing my brows.
    “It means you’re in limbo, and if you want to get out of it, you have some things to do.” She replied, her expression blank and detached. She seemed slightly annoyed at our presence - as if we were disturbing her by being here. What things did she mean? She gestured to the stones around us. “The two of you are the product of a… miscalculation.” What? “You weren’t meant to be separate beings. I suppose humans would call you soulmates or twin-flames, but what you are is an issue for the afterlife. Split souls are… tricky. Because of that, your fates have gotten all twisted, and you’re both powerful enough that you’re causing problems for other people in the mortal plane.” She sighed, running a wispy hand through her hair. “So, we’re giving you an opportunity to go back and help the ones you love.”

    or: satoru and suguru are in limbo and have the choice to go back into their memories to resolve the five threads of their downfall in order to get back to the mortal plane. that is, if they don't snap a thread first.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,473
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,785

    20 Oct 2023

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Lance’s smile widens. He leans forward, and the prickling in Keith’s chest gives way to butterflies, fluttering wildly in his stomach, and oh wow has Lance always had this many freckles, has he always had eyelashes that long, has he—

    Lance pokes his cheek, right over the Galra mark. Keith blinks.

    “I can’t believe you and your mom have matching face tattoos now,” he says, and it’s so fucking dumb, but it’s exactly the kind of dumb thing Keith has longed to hear, and before he knows what he’s doing he’s surging forward, almost knocking Lance back against Red’s paw, and throwing his arms around him.

    In which Keith lives on a space whale, goes on a road trip, and (eventually) gets a boyfriend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    94,586
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    649
    Kudos:
    8,517
    Bookmarks:
    2,672
    Hits:
    162,879

    18 Sep 2023

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...

    Words:
    65,836
    Works:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    5,071

    08 Aug 2023