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    Henry is an up and coming playwright from a family with a long acting history, he’s just gotten a play picked up for an off-broadway run. Alex is an up and coming actor who hates that June’s scripts are getting passed over in favor of a nepo-baby. Alex hate-reads Henry’s script and falls in love with the language, insisting Zahra nab him an audition just so he can see Henry’s stupid face.

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    Kink is relegated to one chapter and easily skippable.

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    Percy wasn’t meant to hear the moment when his father found out that he existed.

    (An all-human, no powers PJO AU, in which Percy loses a mother and gains a father that doesn't want him, a brother that doesn't like him, and an entirely excessive extended family he never asked for. Somehow it's even more complicated than it sounds)

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    Percy is alone in Tartarus. His journey didn’t start that way.

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    “Wh– well– why–” James stammered, attempting to get his bearings, because if he didn’t, and he let Regulus tell him ‘kiss me’ one more time, his heart would probably give out. “Why don’t you get Sirius to help?”

    Regulus narrowed his eyes. “Because Sirius would just knock his teeth out,” he said as though it were obvious.

    “Yes,” James hissed, “and he’ll knock my teeth out if I kiss his little brother.”

    “You can take a hit, Potter, I’ve seen you on the quidditch pitch,” Regulus waved him off, and James groaned, leaning away from him.

    “Oh, yeah, great, so I’m the sacrifice,” he sighed.

    “Precisely,” Regulus stepped right into his space, and James felt his chest go a little hot.

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    Or, Regulus asks James for a favor to get his ex off of his back, and James makes bad choices.

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    His house liked Draco Malfoy more than him.

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