Phosfate
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Hypothetical Season 2, as required under Muppet Law. Starts where Season 1 ends.
Content notes: all the swearing, criminal assault, drug use, mugging (the crime kind not the face kind), death, fake death, grave desecration, Catholicism (half-assed), mention of flogging, mention of sex work, mention of cannibalism, suicidal ideation, murderous ideation, ableist language, attempted murder, bad gun safety, bad edged weapon safety, bad hallucinogen safety, canon acts of violence recalled, arson, canon maiming, animal deaths but they're a fish and a storytime rabbit and if you know the book you know the rabbit totally has it coming. Hit me up if you feel other tags should be here.
I was going to do footnotes but they're TERRIFYING, so you get in-text bracketed notes instead unless someone volunteers.
Song links, alternate choices, and annoying extra info at the end.
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Lots of people have died in Sandford over the last 20 years. Not all of them have left.
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The Point Where the Oviposition Fic Went Horribly Wrong by Phosfate
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Sep 2021
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I...can't even. Does what it says on the tin. Crit is love.
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So... just where was Carlos during "Cassette," anyway?
Follow-up to “Cassette,” as has been mandated by the City Council, and somewhere before “Condos.” But no spoilers for “Condos.” Except that you are now spoiled if you did not know “Condos” existed. You just can’t win. You will never win. You are surrounded. Surrender now. It's a buck on iTunes or Soundcloud.
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If Carlos has to erase himself from history in order to take out The Magic Flute, he will absolutely do it. Y'know, once he can get off the lab floor. And rescue Megan Wallaby. And -- look, it's complicated, okay?
Somewhere between “Yellow Helicopters” and “The Deft Bowman.”
BASED ON TRUE-LIFE EVENTS!
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Have You Considered Not Having Creative Pursuits? by Phosfate, Rosencrantz
Fandom: Hot Fuzz (2007), Star Trek (2009), The World's End (2013)
28 Aug 2013
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And so they were co-captains.
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09 Jul 2025
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Ed knows nobody can beat him at a paper plane challenge, so when Stede ties with him for the furthest throw in a trivia night between-rounds challenge, he's intrigued. They're dunked into a four-round tiebreaker of paper plane contests to declare the ultimate winner.
As they get to know each other round by round, it turns out there's more to gain than glory...
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07 Jul 2025
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Anentropy by CopperBeech
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Sep 2024
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A brief quarrel over domestic economy, settled in the best way.
No potted plants were harmed in the writing of this fic.
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13 Sep 2024
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Sir Hornigold is dead, leaving behind three squires, an ill-fitting set of armour, a few swords, and a horse that he'd barely broken in.
In his absence, Ed managed to win a tournament with no training, armour that wasn’t his, and a horse he’d never before sat on, let alone ridden. In just a few moments, he’d changed the trajectory of his life in a way he never dared dreamed he could. And he’d proven himself. He’d won. They’d won. He’s holding in his hand more money than he’s ever personally owned in his life, and Ed doesn’t want to use it to get home. He doesn’t want to admit defeat in the only life he’s ever really known.
or: an A Knight's Tale au.
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22 Jun 2024
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Angel-Centered Therapy Through A Multicultural Lens: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2024
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“I’d love to meet with you,” Davey said, apologetically, when he had been called up by a fellow looking to initiate therapy, “but I’m all booked up for months.”
“Are you sure?” The fellow said, through a poor connection that crackled.
Davey had been sure. And yet. Right there in his calendar was a blank spot, just a few days away, which he had somehow completely overlooked before. “How about that…I’ve got Wednesday at eleven, if you can make that work.”
“What a miracle,” the fellow said, “that would be just the perfect time.”
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16 Jun 2024