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“It’s fine, Jason,” Dick says. “Chill out. I’m a grown adult, it’s not like Slade’s bothering a teenager anymore. It’s enrichment for me. I get a little shot of adrenaline and a bug treasure hunt. Sometimes he even makes me coffee.”
“And you drink it?”
“Well, yeah. It’s my fucking coffee, I’m not going to waste it.”
“I’m going to kill him,” Jason decides aloud. “Next time I see that man, I’m gonna kill him.”
“No, Jason, do not,” Dick says in the same tone Jason uses to tell his dog not to chew on his boots.
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- Part 1 of priusverse
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08 Jul 2025
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Individualized Education Plan by cowboysorceror, deadchannelradio
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
31 Dec 2024
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Damian pulls out his phone and dials Richard’s number- his chauffeur has been unfortunately painstakingly instructed to answer no calls whatsoever from Damian, and Alfred has begun to pretend that phones do not exist during school hours. Unsurprisingly, as it is eight in the morning, it goes to voicemail. Damian waits impatiently for the beep. “Richard,” he says, in tones of the deeply suffering, “this place is a hostile environment. I must be collected post-haste, as after this latest indignity I am dropping out. Come at once, or I may die here.”
The dynamic duo attend a parent-teacher conference. No one has a good day.
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08 Jul 2025
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Flying back to Cherry Street, weaving reckless in the dark, it comes down to this: Dick is the only one of his siblings that Jason has any real claim on. Dick is the only one of that whole mess of victims to Batman's cult of self-immolation who belongs to Jason. Even more than that - Dick is the only person in the world who he shares a parent with, who knows what it meant to be the Robin to Batman of nearly ten years ago.
It's just not the same anymore.
So if Dick fucking kicks it, Jason's the only one left. Jason becomes an only child. Jason becomes the last of his kind. Jason becomes the sole keeper of that memory, of a brotherhood shared under a man who no longer exists. There is no way to replace Dick, because the world that they lived in together is gone, and can never give Jason a surrogate.
The Red Hood pulls the thread on a mystery big enough to bridge the distance between two cities, two brothers: The plot they unravel is far deeper and darker than a garden-variety drug trafficking scheme. A story about siblingship, hauntings, and rivers.
1. Ostium, osti(i): Latin noun, II Declension: Door, opening; (river) mouth; entrance (to the underworld).
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- Part 1 of these and other tragedies
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08 Jul 2025
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Still the Same by PsiCygni for theHungriestTribble
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
13 Aug 2014
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Jim thinks that if he's going to be stuck in an alternate universe with anyone, Uhura isn't a bad choice. It would, though, be nice if she liked him a bit more.
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27 Jun 2025
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No Dawn, No Day by xiaq
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
25 Jun 2025
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“I will not apologize for speaking the truth,” the child says. “However, I regret if that truth has offended you.”
“Jesus Christ, kid,” Jim mutters.
“I am not offended,” Spock responds, as blandly as he is able. “I was remiss in casting such hasty judgment upon your guardian.”
”Father,” she corrects.
”Your father,” he agrees.
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An academy AU + Tarsus aftermath fic in which James T. Kirk ends up accidentally parentally bonded to an orphaned Vulcan child. When the father/daughter duo enroll in Star Fleet, hijinks ensue (mostly at the expense of Spock’s previously immaculate but quickly deteriorating self-control).
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26 Jun 2025
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Foretold by the Gods by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Feb 2024
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So he might have, at some point, tried to figure out an OC for Mobei-jun to
ship wfuck. Dude was so perfect, it was a shame his dump truck ass and sequoia thighs remained unembraced.(Also the whole "he's so mysterious and never opens up and unveils his deep thoughts and tender feelings except for me" fantasy but never mind all that.)He'd gone exactly as far as 'Meeting: why tf would he notice anyone. Enemies to lovers? No wait hed kill them straight away. Dashing rescue? Why does he need a rescue he's too cool and basically untrappable anyway, what are they rescuing him from socializing with his cousins lmao???' on his notes before giving up on making it realistic. The next scribble was 'cuz i said so ok next'.
There had been no 'next'. His battery had died and when he managed to get home and get his laptop plugged in it was time for another word vomit on the topic of Bing-ge's meat truncheon.
[Secret side-quest unlocked: Easter egg hunt! 1/536 discovered. Keep going!]
[Category: "is it a headcanon if you didn't think it up with your upper head?" 1/413]
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10 Jun 2025
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all the skeletons you hide (show me yours, i’ll show you mine) by kamwashere
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Jan 2025
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A wave of affection and longing almost makes him stagger on his feet. Just seeing him in that suit—looking less than impressive, scratching his butt—makes him realize just how much he missed him.
“Wade,” Peter cringes at how his voice catches, “Hi.”
Wade turns around, turns back, turns again and does a double take. He eyes Peter up and down and to his surprise, turns away snootily.
“Sorry cutie, any other day, I would be super into this hipster nerd slash skater boi with an I you’ve got going on—devastating combo, by the way—I’m sadly not in the mood.”
Peter, fresh out of his multiversal escapades, gains a new perspective in life. One that includes a certain mouthy mercenary, perhaps?
The problem is, the mercenary doesn’t seem to remember him. Like at all. He has a sneaking suspicion it has to do with that spell thing Peter-One was talking about…
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- Part 2 of new york isn't new york without you
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10 Jun 2025
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Two Idiots and a Baby by riseofthefallenone
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Aug 2022
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Peter’s roommate bails with little notice before the renewal of their lease. Not wanting to give up the apartment, Peter puts out an ad for a new roommate. He didn’t really expect to end up living with a newborn and her “ex-special forces” father, but… Here they are, and he wouldn’t change a thing about it.
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06 Jun 2025
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Before the morning comes by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Jun 2024
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Peter brings Deadpool as his plus one to a party and tries to convince himself that it’s for the general safety of the public and not because Peter is a friendless loser. One thing leads to another, and in the end, somebody is probably Cinderella.
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06 Jun 2025
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I carry your heart with me by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Jan 2025
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Spider-Man starts to receive postcards from around the world. Spoiler: they're love letters.
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05 Jun 2025
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an act of easy mercy by magdaliny
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Dec 2015
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By the time Bucky rounds the doorway into Steve's hospital room and sees Sam, flipping through a medical file with a thunderstruck expression, he's prepared himself for just about anything to greet him on the other side of that curtain.
What he's not prepared for is Steve saying, “Hey, Buck,” kind of sheepishly, and pushing all five-foot-four inches of himself a bit further up the bed.
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04 Jun 2025
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The woman laughs, her eyes crinkling behind her silver cat-eye glasses. "You must be Eliot,” she says, cheerfully. “He warned me you were charming. Where is he?”
Eliot’s stomach drops as he realizes that this is a terrible fucking mistake, because this ain’t a random elderly woman showing up to collect cans or take up donations or whatever it is that elderly woman in weird fucking places like Portland do. This is Hardison’s nana, and Eliot has just opened the door to the apartment—to Hardison and Parker’s apartment—like he lives there.
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03 Jun 2025
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Three is a crowd by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jan 2024
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Wade meets Peter first and Spider-Man second but comes to the obvious conclusion anyway: Peter Parker must be the secret flame Spidey is trying to protect with the whole secret-identity shebang. While Deadpool might be morally lax in many ways, he is not a homewrecker, even if Peter is all soft smiles and doe-eyes.
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03 Jun 2025
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When Ted falls off a ladder working on the house in 2015 and hits his head, he wakes up with a most egregious side effect - he doesn't remember anything after the 1991 Battle of the Bands. And there's a lot it seems like he's missing. He and Bill have daughters, and a big shared house - but Liz and Jo are nowhere to be seen. So why is Ted wearing a wedding ring? And why does Bill act so weird when Ted brings them up? Bogus.
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03 Jun 2025
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“Want me to turn it up so we can both listen? I don’t feel like putting the record on right now.”
“Yes, please.”
There’s some shuffling, the snap of Bill punching down the play button, and then the soft, tinny sound of “Seaside Rendezvous” playing from his headphones.
They lapse into another silence, as “Seaside Rendezvous” eventually bleeds into “The Prophet’s Song” and then, of course, “Love Of My Life.” As the tape plays, and Bill continues to gently pet Ted’s hair, Ted realizes that he’s about to fall asleep like this: sprawled across Bill’s bed, still clad in his Pretzels ’N Cheese uniform, Freddie Mercury crooning through the Walkman and into his ear, clock barely pushing 6:30. He thinks about shaking off the sleepiness and throwing himself into the shower, like he should’ve done in the first place, but the soothing motion of Bill’s fingers combing through his hair and the warmth of his bed is a stronger call than the call of getting their night properly started.
Or, Ted starts to notice how often he finds an excuse to get in Bill's bed, and then never really gets around to getting back out of it
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03 Jun 2025
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Great Minds by chronologicalimplosion
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Jul 2024
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When Peter shouldered open the door, his apartment was just as hot and miserable as expected, but there was also a very unexpected red-clothed figure visible through the open door to his bedroom. What appeared to be his own mask was looking back at him.
From where he was crouched over the loose floorboard in Peter's bedroom.
The floorboard where he kept the Spider-Man suit.
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The one where Wade breaks back into the apartment he just moved out of to retrieve some sentimental objects and gets a bit more than he bargained for from the new tenant, who is a suspiciously good match in a fight.
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02 Jun 2025
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On and Off the Clock by chronologicalimplosion
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Aug 2024
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She couldn't see Peter's face anymore, but it was obvious he was still fidgeting.
At least he knew Deadpool was out of his league. Too many people made the mistake of misjudging the Merc With a Mouth.
Maybe she'd had a bit of a crush on Spider-Man since she was seventeen, sure. But Deadpool had surprised her, worming his own way into her heart much more recently using only quips in Spanish, a genuine concern for the minutia of her life, and an impeccable sense of timing comedic and otherwise.
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The one where Peter and Wade go on their first date to a restaurant that Deadpool and Spider-Man frequent, Peter can't quite stop freaking out, and Wade is having the best night of his life.
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02 Jun 2025
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hey, hi, hello by thistleraven
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Oct 2024
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A series of hellos, from early friendship to more.
"Webs has been suspiciously easy to find lately. Wade's trying not to read too much into it.
(Pbbbbtttt, yeah right. Oh, baby is he reading into it alright, he's reading hard, he's reading like it's 3am and he's half-way through a smokin' hot long fic, red-eyed and chubbed up.)"
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25 May 2025
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this side of paradise by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 May 2025
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a sex pollen fuck buddy fic.
For the record: the whole thing is Peter’s fault.
They’re sitting on a rooftop, nearing the end of patrol, when Peter decides to jab Fate right in the eye and flip her the bird for good measure.
"—and I was sure it was about to be a sex pollen disaster, but thankfully," Wade says, knocking on his temple for good luck, "just some classic, springtime eau d'jizz from those pear tree things."
“There is no such thing as sex pollen,” Peter snorts derisively.
Wade points accusingly at him.
“Now you’ve done it! You’ve Invoked the Trope! We’re doomed by the narrative now!”
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25 May 2025
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The process of reintegrating Jason into the family begins much earlier on, while Tim is still Robin. Tim is, in fact, the one who instigated the effort. He saw an opportunity, and he took it.
There's an emotional throughline of developing character dynamics, but I've written the vast majority of the stories to be self-contained plot-wise. There's no required reading order if you want to jump around to ones that catch your interest, though I do recommend starting with the first one for background.
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09 May 2025