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    Lan Wangji takes it upon himself to reeducate his uncle on the meaning of a certain Gusu Lan Rule.

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    English
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    803
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    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    175
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    920
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    Lan Qiren was, in a word, traditional.
    Very traditional.
    He didn’t celebrate Christmas.
    There was no tree.
    No twinkling lights.
    No Christmas cards.

    Which is why Wei Ying felt he was entirely justified in stumbling into the kitchen, and slumping against his husband’s back.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    713
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    654
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    Wen QIng gets the Christmas shift at the hospital.
    It's miserable.
    But there's little family can't fix, or at the very least, make more bearable.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    569
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    177
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    Lan Wangji finds Wei Wuxian somewhere he shouldn't be, and promptly falls in love.
    But the road to marrying is a hard one when the man you love has an over-protective shidi.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,266
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    1,072
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    Omega Wei Wuxian is to be mated into the Lan Clan where every aspect of his existence is to be controlled by rules quite literally set in stone.
    He walks into the mating feeling hopeless. He has no expectations of happiness or even comfort.

    Will he be able to find a light at the end of the tunnel before his spirit becomes too broken to fix?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,299
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    285
    Kudos:
    1,755
    Bookmarks:
    451
    Hits:
    42,249
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    Wei Wuxian wakes to a cultivation world devoid of Hanguang-Jun.

    Instead he finds himself in the care of a teenage boy who won't tell him his family name, and subject to a host of aunties and uncles patting his hand while murmuring well wishes for him to find 'Bai LianHua' soon.

    Wei Wuxian doesn't know what's going on, but he's damn well going to find out.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    880
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    436
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    “So, um, hi! I’m Wei Ying, or Wuxian if you prefer that whole courtesy name thing, human disaster extraordinaire!”
    Lan Wangji blinked, unexpectedly dazzled by the blindingly bright grin shining up at him from his brother’s phone screen.
    ...
    He wanted to help that little boy and his father.
    He wanted to see that smile in person.

     

    Or - The Lan's have a home organisation business - Wei Wuxian is chaos incarnate and his son has had enough

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,534
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    283
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    1,444
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    To rabbit on (phrasal verb):
    rabbit on (about somebody/something)
    (British English, informal, disapproving) to talk continuously about things that are not important or interesting

    Wei Ying talks.
    This is not seen as a good thing.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    716
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    680
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    Wen Qing was having a perfectly lovely afternoon lounging on the sofa, flicking through a new medical journal while some trashy daytime TV show played in the background when Wei Wuxian rudely burst through her door demanding fashion advice for a wedding of all things.

     

    Or WangXian speedrun their relationship, Wen Qing would just like to have one. single. normal day. Or normal friends. Is that really so much to ask?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,034
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    961
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    Living so close to the Burial Mounds, one expected to hear the odd noise.
    After all, the restless dead were rarely quiet.
    But this…
    This was something else entirely.
    Screams the likes of which they’d never heard echoed down the slopes of the Mounds.

    -

    There's something going on in the Burial Mounds, only it's not quite what everyone thinks it is.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    825
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    591
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    You cannot take from the Burial Mounds what was never meant to leave.

    Something Lan Wangji doesn't realise, until it is too late.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    926
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    764
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    "I am Wei Wuxian of Yunmeng Jiang, you will board this sword, return to the Jianghu, and destroy the Yin Iron to restore balance to the energies of the world."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    819
    Chapters:
    1/7
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    154
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    Sect Leader Yao has a habit of making demands for an audience with the Chief Cultivator, dismissing any and all reasons why he can't have one.

    He is made to regret that decision.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,201
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    823
    Bookmarks:
    113
    Hits:
    9,354
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    Fill for a Febuwhump prompt - 'Difficulty Breathing'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    318
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    443
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    It's the first of December and Jiang Cheng would just like to sleep, thank you very much.
    The WangXian Family have other ideas.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    529
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    472
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    There was a restless itch under his skin.
    Luckily Lan Wangji knows what to do.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    708
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    696
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    Courage is the choice and willingness to confront agony, pain, danger, uncertainty, or intimidation.
    It is strength in the face of pain and grief.

    But courage is not an infinite source, and that is a hard lesson to learn.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    826
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    435
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    For MDZSBingo
    Prompts - 'Horizon', 'Golden Core', and 'Run'

    For some thirteen years was a lifetime, for others a mere blink.
    Lan Wangji had enjoyed and suffered both.
    And now, with bated breath, he waited for its end.

    or Wei Wuxian made a deal with the Gods. Lan Wangji waits for his return.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,230
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    696
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    For MDZSBingo
    Prompts - 'Negative' & 'Adopt'

    Sometimes, just sometimes, it pays to listen to your elders.

    or Lan Qiren would like more grandchildren, please and thank you, and Wei Wuxian's ridiculously low levels of self-worth will not be stopping him from creating the family they all deserve.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,612
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    902
    Bookmarks:
    117
    Hits:
    8,832
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    For MDZSBingo
    Prompt - 'Gold'

    The Yunmeng Jiang Trio's thoughts on gold.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    515

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