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Do Not Be Picky With Food by BegrudginglyTumbling (SarcasticSmiler)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 May 2025
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Lan Wangji takes it upon himself to reeducate his uncle on the meaning of a certain Gusu Lan Rule.
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- Part 2 of Gremlin!Wangji
- Part 17 of Untamed Oneshots
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Christmas Cracker Surprise by BegrudginglyTumbling (SarcasticSmiler)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Dec 2024
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Lan Qiren was, in a word, traditional.
Very traditional.
He didn’t celebrate Christmas.
There was no tree.
No twinkling lights.
No Christmas cards.Which is why Wei Ying felt he was entirely justified in stumbling into the kitchen, and slumping against his husband’s back.
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- Part 3 of 12 Days of Untamed Advent...eventually
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To make a festive shift bearable by BegrudginglyTumbling (SarcasticSmiler)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Dec 2024
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Wen QIng gets the Christmas shift at the hospital.
It's miserable.
But there's little family can't fix, or at the very least, make more bearable.Series
- Part 2 of 12 Days of Untamed Advent...eventually
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The Way to a Lan's Heart... by BegrudginglyTumbling (SarcasticSmiler)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Nov 2024
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Lan Wangji finds Wei Wuxian somewhere he shouldn't be, and promptly falls in love.
But the road to marrying is a hard one when the man you love has an over-protective shidi.Series
- Part 16 of Untamed Oneshots
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When All Hope Is Lost by BegrudginglyTumbling (SarcasticSmiler)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Aug 2024
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Omega Wei Wuxian is to be mated into the Lan Clan where every aspect of his existence is to be controlled by rules quite literally set in stone.
He walks into the mating feeling hopeless. He has no expectations of happiness or even comfort.Will he be able to find a light at the end of the tunnel before his spirit becomes too broken to fix?
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To be left with more than tears and heart to carry by BegrudginglyTumbling (SarcasticSmiler)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Apr 2024
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Wei Wuxian wakes to a cultivation world devoid of Hanguang-Jun.
Instead he finds himself in the care of a teenage boy who won't tell him his family name, and subject to a host of aunties and uncles patting his hand while murmuring well wishes for him to find 'Bai LianHua' soon.
Wei Wuxian doesn't know what's going on, but he's damn well going to find out.
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- Part 1 of I heard it on the Radio...or Spotify
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“So, um, hi! I’m Wei Ying, or Wuxian if you prefer that whole courtesy name thing, human disaster extraordinaire!”
Lan Wangji blinked, unexpectedly dazzled by the blindingly bright grin shining up at him from his brother’s phone screen.
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He wanted to help that little boy and his father.
He wanted to see that smile in person.Or - The Lan's have a home organisation business - Wei Wuxian is chaos incarnate and his son has had enough
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- Part 15 of Untamed Oneshots
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You've got more rabbit than Sainsbury's by BegrudginglyTumbling (SarcasticSmiler)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Jan 2024
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To rabbit on (phrasal verb):
rabbit on (about somebody/something)
(British English, informal, disapproving) to talk continuously about things that are not important or interestingWei Ying talks.
This is not seen as a good thing.Series
- Part 14 of Untamed Oneshots
- Part 4 of I heard it on the Radio...or Spotify
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Wen Qing was having a perfectly lovely afternoon lounging on the sofa, flicking through a new medical journal while some trashy daytime TV show played in the background when Wei Wuxian rudely burst through her door demanding fashion advice for a wedding of all things.
Or WangXian speedrun their relationship, Wen Qing would just like to have one. single. normal day. Or normal friends. Is that really so much to ask?
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- Part 8 of Untamed Oneshots
- Part 2 of I heard it on the Radio...or Spotify
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The Undead, the Dying...and the Duck? by BegrudginglyTumbling (SarcasticSmiler)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Aug 2023
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Living so close to the Burial Mounds, one expected to hear the odd noise.
After all, the restless dead were rarely quiet.
But this…
This was something else entirely.
Screams the likes of which they’d never heard echoed down the slopes of the Mounds.-
There's something going on in the Burial Mounds, only it's not quite what everyone thinks it is.
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- Part 7 of Untamed Oneshots
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You cannot take what is never meant to leave by BegrudginglyTumbling (SarcasticSmiler)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 May 2023
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You cannot take from the Burial Mounds what was never meant to leave.
Something Lan Wangji doesn't realise, until it is too late.
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- Part 6 of Untamed Oneshots
- Part 3 of I heard it on the Radio...or Spotify
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But the voice inside sings a different song by BegrudginglyTumbling (SarcasticSmiler)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 Apr 2023
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"I am Wei Wuxian of Yunmeng Jiang, you will board this sword, return to the Jianghu, and destroy the Yin Iron to restore balance to the energies of the world."
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To teach a Yao by BegrudginglyTumbling (SarcasticSmiler)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Feb 2023
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Sect Leader Yao has a habit of making demands for an audience with the Chief Cultivator, dismissing any and all reasons why he can't have one.
He is made to regret that decision.
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- Part 5 of Untamed Oneshots
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Fill for a Febuwhump prompt - 'Difficulty Breathing'
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- Part 4 of Untamed Oneshots
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Deck Your Halls by BegrudginglyTumbling (SarcasticSmiler)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Dec 2022
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It's the first of December and Jiang Cheng would just like to sleep, thank you very much.
The WangXian Family have other ideas.Series
- Part 1 of 12 Days of Untamed Advent...eventually
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To Satisfy an Itch by BegrudginglyTumbling (SarcasticSmiler)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Apr 2022
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There was a restless itch under his skin.
Luckily Lan Wangji knows what to do.Series
- Part 3 of Untamed Oneshots
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Courage is the choice and willingness to confront agony, pain, danger, uncertainty, or intimidation.
It is strength in the face of pain and grief.But courage is not an infinite source, and that is a hard lesson to learn.
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- Part 2 of Untamed Oneshots
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The Flow of Time by BegrudginglyTumbling (SarcasticSmiler)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Sep 2021
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For MDZSBingo
Prompts - 'Horizon', 'Golden Core', and 'Run'For some thirteen years was a lifetime, for others a mere blink.
Lan Wangji had enjoyed and suffered both.
And now, with bated breath, he waited for its end.or Wei Wuxian made a deal with the Gods. Lan Wangji waits for his return.
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- Part 4 of MDZS Bingo
- Part 9 of Untamed Oneshots
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An Uncle's Wisdom by BegrudginglyTumbling (SarcasticSmiler)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Sep 2021
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For MDZSBingo
Prompts - 'Negative' & 'Adopt'Sometimes, just sometimes, it pays to listen to your elders.
or Lan Qiren would like more grandchildren, please and thank you, and Wei Wuxian's ridiculously low levels of self-worth will not be stopping him from creating the family they all deserve.
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- Part 3 of MDZS Bingo
- Part 10 of Untamed Oneshots
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For MDZSBingo
Prompt - 'Gold'The Yunmeng Jiang Trio's thoughts on gold.
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- Part 2 of MDZS Bingo
- Part 11 of Untamed Oneshots