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An (Un)Fortunately Tookish Engagement by Prince_Ofluff
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
11 May 2016
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After suffering the loss of his parents young Bilbo is quite unsure what will become of him. Thanks to a letter his mother wrote he comes to be in the care of Lord Fundin who is the Steward of the Blue Mountains. Lord Fundin's sons Balin and Dwalin welcome the lost hobbit as a brother. Through them Bilbo is brought up as a dwarf and learns all about their intricate culture. When a dragon attacks Erebor Bilbo fears for the fate of his brothers and hurries to the Lonely Mountain. He learns that they are well and that the young Prince Thorin managed to rally support and defeat the dragon. Unfortunately while he is there Bilbo catches the eyes of several notable dwarves (much to the worry of his brothers) and yet seems entirely unaware of it (cause for further concern). As events pass Bilbo starts to wonder just how much Took he has in his blood, certainly no proper Baggins would have these problems.
Inspired by a post on tumblr:
*This story now has a sequel: An Unprecedented Cirumstance*Series
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[podfic] The Age Of Miscommunication by rivendellion
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
15 Aug 2025
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“It’s got such a presence to it, even from a distance,” Bilbo says softly, and there’s a general murmur of awed agreement from the others. “Why, in all my fifty years, I never thought I’d see such a thing, and we haven’t even arrived yet!”
Thorin’s sword hits the ground with a clatter, and Balin chokes on his pipe.
The hobbit doesn’t look at Thorin, too busy thumping Balin on the back. Once the dwarf seems able to breathe again, he looks up, to find thirteen wide pairs of eyes fixed on him.
“What?” he says defensively, though he’s not sure what he’s defending.
“You’re how old?” Kíli squeaks.
Bilbo frowns at the young dwarf. “I’m fifty years old. Well, fifty-one, come springtime. Though it is not very polite to ask someone their age so bluntly,” he tells him primly.
Fíli makes a choked sound, and Nori lets out a vicious string of swears in Khuzdul.
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I turn at last to paths that lead me home by Dancer_in_the_rain
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
17 May 2024
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So, maybe running off from the Shire to walk back to the Lonely Mountain on foot had been a stupid idea.
Or: Bilbo decides he‘s sick of his life in the Shire and spontaneously bolts to head for the Lonely Mountain. Luckily, he happens upon a delegation of dwarves from the Blue Mountains he can accompany on their way to Erebor.
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11 Sep 2025
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A Passion For Mushrooms by Chrononautical
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Sep 2017
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There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.
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- Part 1 of The Mushroom Mine
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30 Aug 2025
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first 5 chapters already very sweet and complete misunderstanding plot, but wait theres more!
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Green Lady's Grace by all_things_hobbit, Onebillionblorbos
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Sep 2025
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In the throes of gold sickness, Thorin threw Bilbo from the ramparts. He came to his senses as soon as the hobbit's body hit the ground. By that point though, it was too late. Heartbroken and filled with guilt, he and the company join the Battle of the Five Armies.
After being slain in battle, Thorin woke up to an offer from Yavanna herself to go back, protect Bilbo, and not fall to the greed and madness of the Line of Durin. Only then would he be able to join the halls of his maker and find peace.
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26 Aug 2025