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The Broom-Averse Guide to Magical Methods of Transportation by malpal132
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 May 2024
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“I hate the Floo,” he says. It just comes out of him, like the time he’d jinxed himself to vomit slugs. “It gives me migraines for days afterward. S’why I asked Nott for a Portkey.”
Pansy laughs ruefully, pulling her fisherman’s beanie on a little tighter. Her feet stay planted where they are. “I have my reasons, too,” she says.
He holds out his hand in a flourish, motioning for her to list them.
“It’s none of your—” She stops. “Look,” she says, her gaze at her feet before she meets his. “I’m not just being a cunt. Traveling with me is…complicated.”
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- Part 2 of Healer's Guide Universe
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01 Nov 2024
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On the Virtues of Inexhaustible Burning by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2022
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In which Draco Malfoy wrestles geology and Hermione receives several gifts.
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23 Dec 2022
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For Sale by Owner: Rose Weasley-Granger's Virginity by Vukovich for LilithShade
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Mar 2022
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Problem:
I'm a twenty-four year-old academic prodigy, but I'd trade my diplomas for a good, hard fuck. Since that's not a real thing I can do, I guess I'll pack up my dildo collection and go to the States for this doctoral program. If I can raise the money for tuition.Solution:
Virginity: the original NFT. Non-Fuckable Token.
Assuming someone will pay for it.Spoiler:
Someone does. Handsomely. And repeatedly. And then I stole his cat.--
“It was that good?” Albus is close to squealing with excitement.
I take a deep breath. “Promise you won’t tell?”
“Cross my heart.”
He settles in to wait for the story of how I, Rosalind Jean Weasley-Granger sold my virginity for a small kingdom.
I take a deep breath and prepare to weave a filthy tale.
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27 Mar 2022
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Stormy skies might tear across the country fields and against the sides of the house, but all is warm and cozy inside.
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- Part 2 of In the Country
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- English
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- 4,602
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- 1/1
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08 Feb 2022
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Commonalities of the Coldest Kind by ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jun 2021
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When Draco Malfoy is infected with a terrible Muggle plague*, the only person brave enough to risk death to care for him is his colleague Hermione Granger.
*DISCLAIMER: Draco has a cold.
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- English
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- 5/5
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- 15
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29 Nov 2021
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Hermione Granger and the Quest for the Perfect Penis by ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Nov 2021
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Hermione Granger is unimpressed with penises. It's something she is beginning to resign herself to. But her curiosity is sparked by rumours of one in particular, and she will not rest until she has seen it for herself.
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- 5/5
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29 Nov 2021
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there is only this and there is only now and there is only the weight of every mistake you've ever made pressing down upon you.
you'll fuck it up like you fuck everything up like you fuck the entirety of your life up and you'll burn it all down again and again.or maybe this time, you won't.
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a one-shot detailing draco malfoy's introspective journey to become a different man, and hermione granger's integral part therein.
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- Part 1 of a certain sense of synergy
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- English
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- 4,333
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- 1/1
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09 Jul 2021
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Draco Malfoy's Halfway House for Wayward Hens by ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2021
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A story about Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger and 562 ex-battery hens.
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60 Days of Meow by gubabuba for weestarmeggie, senlinyu
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Oct 2021
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Draco Malfoy expected another quiet summer at Malfoy Manor before starting his last Year at Hogwarts. But after an accidental trip to an illegal magical pet shop, Draco's summer will no longer be as peaceful, nor as lonely.
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02 May 2021
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Six years after the war, Hermione has a challenging career and fulfilling friendships, and movie nights with Draco are the highlight of her week. But her impending marriage to Ron fills her with increasing anxiety.
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- 5/5
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01 May 2021
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Draco is already the most important person in Hermione’s life, which is why she really needs to stop fantasizing about anything more. Their platonic balance is enough...until he could belong to someone else.
Featuring a Christmas party charity auction, two brilliant idiots in love, observant friends, and married NottPott.
Fanart by LadyScribbles/LadyKenz347, written for Deck the Halls with Dramione
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- 1/1
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01 May 2021
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Love and Other Historical Accidents by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2021
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy never intended to blow up their life's work, but that's rather what they've gone and done. Now they're trapped 200 years in the past, with a broken Time Turner, a missing snuff box, a handful of overly-eligible daughters, and a House-elf in a cable knit cardigan. It will require the combined power of their keen intellects to get them home, if they'd stop arguing long enough to use them.
As it turns out, history is just one damned accident after another.For fans of Harry Potter, Jane Austen, and Connie Willis, a historical romantic comedy all about time, and getting the hell out of it.
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- 13/13
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01 May 2021
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The war is over and Hermione Granger is haunted by loss. She spends her days going through the motions, following routines to keep it together. The sounds of her neighbor's nightly piano playing slowly stitches her broken heart back together. When she musters up the last of her Gryffindor courage to thank them, a familiar face opens the door.
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- English
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- 15,817
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- 4/4
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- 25
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- 388
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14 Apr 2021
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After six months in Azkaban, six months living without magic, and six months probation, Draco Malfoy reveled in the quiet. For five years working in a small bookshop in the Scottish isles gave him purpose and the silence he craved. Until the bell above the door chimed, and Hermione Granger started to make noise.
And maybe he liked the sounds she made.
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14 Apr 2021
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The Healer's Guide To Transfiguration by malpal132
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Mar 2021
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It happens like this:
Hermione is hunched over her desk like some kind of Tolkien goblin, essentially deep-throating three Sambal fish tacos from Del Seoul in a desperate bid to finish a late lunch before her next appointment (she’d rather choke to death than be late) when a light knock on the open door makes her head snap up.
“Dr. Granger?”
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Her previous nonchalance about choking to death vanishes when she sees who’s standing in her door and a piece of fish hunkers down for a long winter in her esophagus.
“Are you--shall I perform the Heimlich?” He asks, face familiar and concerned as he moves a step closer. “I don't think your face should be that shade of purp--”
She cuts him off by vomiting into the trash can.
Airway finally clear, she gulps a few greedy breaths. Her lungs expand and her face burns, and Hermione genuinely wonders if she’s hallucinating. She’s not prone to fantastical thinking even though she’s well acquainted with the fantastic, but...why else would Draco Malfoy be standing in front of her?
Malfoy, on crutches.
Malfoy, handing her a tissue?
Malfoy, but...not.
It’s complicated.
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- Part 1 of Healer's Guide Universe
- Language:
- English
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- 15,686
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03 Apr 2021
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“Again,” she breathes. It’s barely a word, barely a whisper, barely a command. But it’s one I’m happy to follow.
She doesn’t want to hear a stranger reciting Shakespeare’s Sonnets. She wants verses—biting, passionate ones—and she wants them from me.
It’s laughable when I think about it. But I’m not laughing, and neither is she. It’s hard to, when her eyes darken and her breath catches and lust cracks like a lightning strike through every nerve in my body.
[In which Draco learns that Hermione really likes this Shakespeare fellow.]
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13 Mar 2021
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Hermione Granger didn't anticipate her growing feelings for fellow Ministry official, Draco Malfoy. She certainly didn't anticipate staving off an obsessive match-making friend. Nor did she anticipate receiving a surprising request from an oblivious wingman.
One thing she absolutely did anticipate--was how good she can make an already awkward situation even worse.
OR...
In which Hermione Granger gracelessly stumbles into love.
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- Chapters:
- 4/4
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10 Mar 2021
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While working her first big case for the DMLE, Hermione finds herself staring down the limitations of linear time--with the help of some thoroughly unhelpful people. Meanwhile, the majority of Draco’s mind is trapped in a comatose state, but some of it’s still wandering around. Even Seers and queens can’t be expected to put up with that sort of nonsense, which means someone else will have to. All this, when Hermione was already more confused than any one person should ever have to be.
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Severus Snape attempts to alleviate the indignity and aggravation of living in a tent with Hermione Granger by throwing his godson into the breach.
Sometimes the solution is exponentially worse than the problem.- Language:
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17 Feb 2021
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A Woman of Independent Means by PacificRimbaud for Misdemeanor1331
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2021
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In London, 1851, Draco Malfoy, Earl of Wiltshire, has been tasked with gifting the British Museum with a bequest from his grandfather's estate. Simple enough, but for the mysterious contents of the gift, and the museum staff assigned to receive it.