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The Stars Align by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon)
13 Jan 2025
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“How did you make it work?” Bashir blurts out, because if he doesn’t ask it now he’s not going to.
“Oh, I won’t say a bit of luck didn’t play into it,” the EMH says, breaking into a radiant smile. “Garak and I are an extreme statistical improbability. You probably shouldn’t be holding yourself to our standard in the first place.”
How can someone with his own face be so annoying? “Just tell me.”
“Well… Have you tried having sex?”
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- Part 3 of The Stars Align
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Patterns by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
19 Dec 2024
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“Do you… care about me?”
“What would you like me to say?” Garak detests being so direct, but– “Of course I care about you.” He brushes an errant curl off the hologram’s forehead. “You don’t think I still have you confused with the original Bashir?”
Julian doesn’t blink. “Don’t you?”
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- Part 2 of The Stars Align
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Odds by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
16 Dec 2024
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Julian bristles adorably. “As a matter of fact, I’ve run a hundred and three separate simulations based on the Anaximander’s records,” he says with a haughty tilt of his head. “And in fifty-three, you and I become friends.”
“Just friends?”
A hologram does not need to blush, which makes it all the more charming when he does. “Not just,” he says. “In seventeen of them.”
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- Part 1 of The Stars Align
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Mr. Sandman by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
11 Oct 2024
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Sometimes you just want to see Y0!Majima be lovingly annihilated by a Kiryu twice his age, so you write that, you know?
A remix/sequel/side story of The places where our fate lines meet.
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- Part 4 of Deus Ex Majima
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Hail Crowley, Full of Grace by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Feb 2024
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“Demons can’t get pregnant,” Crowley said, annoyed at the absurd turn this conversation had taken. “Even if they could, as we’ve thoroughly established, I lead a rather solitary life when I’m not wasting my time on brainwashed little foot-soldiers of the Lord–”
“We are not having that argument now, Crowley,” Aziraphale interrupted.
“Oh, we’re having it, angel,” Crowley snapped. “You can’t waltz back to Earth after leaving like that and expect me to have a normal one when you tell me I’m pregnant with the Baby Jesus.”
Or: The one where Jesus starts a Revolution and everyone’s invited.
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Good Apocrypha by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Oct 2023
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WIPs, errata, and other heartbreaks.
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Angel Stock and Demon Breed: Complete Edition by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Sep 2023
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“You see that?” Crowley said, now lying naked as the moment of his creation, give or take a pair of socks. The Mark was on full display, its blackened lines scored into his skin to form a complex sigil just above his pubic bone. “That’s the Infernal Mark of Carnal Obligation. Care to hazard a guess on what it does? Now, either you leave or I’m going to start wanking right in front of you, and you definitely won’t like tha… hwha…”
He trailed off, because Aziraphale was suddenly kneeling on the bed above him, eyes unfairly bright and unassailably determined as he planted a hand on the sheets near Crowley’s head.
“If that’s truly what you wish, my dear,” he said, leaning closer, too close, practically pressed on top of him now. “But you should know I’m not totally opposed to lending a hand directly.”
Angels are sexless. Demons, not so much.
(Rewritten and greatly expanded for season 2!)
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Angel Stock and Demon Breed (DEPRECATED) by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Sep 2023
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Read the new one instead.
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From the Confidential Sex Diary of A.Z. Fell by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Aug 2023
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Crowley loves Aziraphale. Aziraphale loves Crowley.
Neither of them has the first clue what to do with their hands.
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- Part 4 of Epistolary Omens
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Paint Me Like One of Your French Demons by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Aug 2023
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Crowley wants to commission a very special gift for Aziraphale. But he's going to have to get naked for it.
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- Part 3 of Epistolary Omens
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Embedded by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Aug 2023
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The Grigori spy sent to monitor Aziraphale and Crowley has been cast down. Now Fallen, they turn to the only two supernatural beings they know can help...
A soft, post-canon, slice-of-life epistolary about found family and 2,000 years of privacy invasion. ♡
(Now Season 2 compliant!)
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- Part 2 of Epistolary Omens
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The Horizontal Tango and Other Sexual Euphemisms by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII
09 May 2023
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A collection of pornographic one-shots set during the Demolition Lovers series.
Chapter 1: Reno accidentally volunteers himself for Hojo's "cross-breeding experiments." Rude goes in for the rescue.
Chapter 2: Rude and Reno are snowed in and there’s only one bed.
Chapter 3: Rude and Reno fuck on a beach.
Chapter 4: Rude and Reno fuck in a supply closet.
Chapter 5: A junior Turk fantasizes about fucking Reno.
Chapter 6: Rude and Reno get stoned and watch TV. And fuck.
Chapter 7: Rude and Reno play with Reno's new dick.
Chapter 8: Rude and Reno fuck during the apocalypse.
Chapter 9: Rude and Tifa fuck after a workout.
Chapter 10: Rude and Reno fuck while Reno's pregnant.
Chapter 11: Reno and Cloud wear ugly Christmas sweaters and fuck.
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- Part 6 of Demolition Lovers
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Love in the Time of Geostigma by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
01 May 2023
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Cloud and Tifa join forces with the Turks (all of them) for One Last Job.
Also, Reno is pregnant.
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- Part 5 of Demolition Lovers
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A post-coital smoke by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
06 Sep 2021
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He has no interest in tobacco, save in those quiet moments after they have both spent themselves and they lay together in Holmes’s bed, watching the afternoon sunlight play across the wall.
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Strange Flesh by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: ゴールデンカムイ | Golden Kamuy (Manga)
08 Nov 2020
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Sugimoto couldn't get the taste of Ogata's blood out of his mouth.
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Don't Go, It's a Mighty Long Fall by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
12 Oct 2020
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Rude and Reno try to outrun a meteorite.
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- Part 4 of Demolition Lovers
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The Ancient Art of Forgetting by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
11 Sep 2020
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Reno falls apart in Wutai. Rude puts him back together, with rope.
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- Part 3 of Demolition Lovers
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Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII
22 Aug 2020
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Reno and Rude go undercover as a rich married couple. You know where that leads.
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- Part 2 of Demolition Lovers
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How to Assassinate Someone for Fun and Profit by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
15 May 2020
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Rude learns that Reno used to be one of Don Corneo's "brides."
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- Part 1 of Demolition Lovers
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Maybe it's birds by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
28 Apr 2020
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Rude and Reno contemplate some deep lore.