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    Sup everyone. My name is John Laurens and I HATE school. Why do we need to go to school anyway? Kids can just learn all they need to learn by watching YouTube. You can learn important information like which breakfast cereal tastes the best, the coolest tricks you could do on a skateboard and the easiest methods of painting..........................did I say painting? I didn't say that, what are you talking about? Painting is for girls. But never mind that! The thing I hate the most at this school is a certain annoying boy with mid-length brown hair and glasses who thinks he knows everything. (Nothing is mine except a few extra chapter's I added, most of the stuff here is owned by Dan Gutman and Lin Manuel Miranda. Please don't sue me.

    Hello everyone! My name is Alexander Hamilton, and I LOVE school. At least I used to love it. The teacher's here in Ella Menetry are either dumb, weird, or just straight up psychopathic. What makes it even worse is this insufferable curly haired boy in my class who thinks he's so cool just because he doesn't study.

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    Cyno tells Tighnari about his plan to investigate the Akademiya and the sages.

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    21 Jan 2025

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    After the people of Sumeru regain their ability to dream, Tighnari has a dream about Cyno. (3.2 Update Spoilers)

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    20 Jan 2025

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    Students from Sumeru University are tasked with organizing activities in a remote rural village, but their temporary stay in an old, crumbling building takes a chilling turn. Strange occurrences begin to unfold—will they make it through the night, or will the horrors of the unknown consume them?

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    08 Jan 2025

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    “You know, twenty years ago the General wouldn’t have even broken a sweat from fighting all those men,” Another piped up. He immediately got shushed, but he didn’t back down. “What? It’s true. He’s getting old. He’s almost forty. Somebody’s gotta tell him to retire.”
    The last word invoked silence, or at least Cyno thought it did. His eyebrows furrow, and he thinks to argue, but before he can, consciousness gets stolen from right beneath his nose and darkness consumes him.

    Cyno is going to retire--but he has to tell Tighnari, and figure out a way to do so without spilling all his feelings.

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    What if Homura did eventually succeed at her goal in the way she had planned? No wish from Madoka to erase all witches, no saving Madoka at the cost of their ability to be together. What if she managed to defeat Walpurgisnacht in a way that allowed everyone to survive. What would it do to a person, to have lived through the same month over and over again, only to find herself suddenly past it following a victory she wasn't prepared to actually experience? To see the first of May after an eternity of April?

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    02 Jan 2025