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Jinx's Failproof Professional Guide to Motherhood. (And Revolution.) by TheMinionMan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
29 Jan 2025
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Jinx thought that after having gone through three fathers and one mother that she would know how to look after the kid. Turns out, however, losing parents does not equivalate to being able to take care of children.
But hey, she was trying. So, as she followed her sister-turned-bluebelly through Zaun she was able to get started on a list of things a kid needed.
And thus, Jinx’ failproof professional guide to (parenting) babysitting was born.
#1 Kids eat a lot.
#2 Kids need toys otherwise you become one.
#3 Kids need attention.
#4 Kids needed to be protected.
#5 Isha liked Jinx’s hair.
#6 Don’t call kids mean names.
#7 Don’t slap kids in the face.
#8 Don’t abandon said kid to fuck your pig girlfriend.Ok, so maybe it was more of a checklist and maybe the last three were Jinx projecting a little bit, but her knowledge of raising an ankle biter was limited to faint memories of her mom, an ex-revolutionist, and a crime lord.
But hey! If Silco and Vander could raise Jinx how hard could babysitting Isha it be?
The answer was very.
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Jinx owes Sevika a new deck of cards. by TheMinionMan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Dec 2024
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Jinx left Isha with Sevika while she had to go visit someone. Isha is very into this 'poker' game Sevika is showing her.
Takes place during chapter 4 of 'Jinx's failsafe professional guide to motherhood. (and revolution)'
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My soul is in ashes. (But metal won't burn.) by TheMinionMan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
18 Dec 2024
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Jinx screamed more than she ever screamed before, more than when purple poison seeped into her veins, every cell within her reborn in inhuman glory, more than when her sister threw Powder into a well and Jinx was born to break her fall. A birth filled with hate and pain and terror -and PLEASE DONT LEVE ME! She cried and screamed, the shattered pieces of her heart that a golden-eyed girl stitched together unraveled into nothing. She screamed as the child that was the air in her lungs melted away like wax beneath that arcane light.
-And shimmer burned in her veins, as a boy shattered time!Children of Zaun had no constants. Not parents, not clean water, not air, and most definitely not food. Vi was no different. Her mother’s eyes, wide and empty, so impossibly still that Vi had refused to believe it was real. But no matter how much she lied to herself she knew it was true. Her parents were dead.
-And fear became her first companion.Or.
Jinx is not doing well, Ekko left behind a perfect world, and Singed is committing more war crimes.
Content warning: There is attempted suicide and mentions of child death.Series
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I'll rearrange the stars to lead you home. by TheMinionMan
Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
29 Jan 2025
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Short stories set in "Jinx's failsafe professional guide to motherhood. (and Revolution)" universe.
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My soul is in ashes. (But metal won't burn.) by TheMinionMan
Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
18 Dec 2024
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Prism Mayhem by Somerandomguy
Fandoms: Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/kaleid liner PRISMA ILLYA
09 Sep 2025
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Crossover between FSN and Prisma Illya. Magical Girl Illya finds herself in the fifth Holy Grail War and facing her counterpart, the Master of Berserker.
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28 Sep 2025
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During the season of the great and legendary Triwizard Tournament, the wizarding world is left stunned-not only does Harry Potter's name emerge unexpectedly from the Goblet of Fire... so does Ginny Weasley's.
No one can explain how a fifth name was chosen, let alone Ginny's. Thrust into a world of dragons, mermaids, and a deadly maze, she's forced to compete in a tournament meant for older, far more experienced students - with no one her age to turn to.
As the wizarding world watches closely, Ginny must survive not only the brutal tasks, but also the growing scrutiny of her peers, her own family, and the press. Alongside Harry - her only real person - she finds a deepening connection, one forged in past trauma, shared courage, and a darker mystery no one saw coming.
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- Part 1 of The Fifth Name
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03 Sep 2025
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Harry’s world is turned upside down when a cursed time-turner sends him to an alternate universe. At the start of his fifth year, he finds himself to have been sorted into the wrong house. His friends have turned against him. Desperate to figure things out, Harry turns to the one person who believes him that the world isn’t quite how it should be.
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03 Sep 2025
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Ginny Weasley’s Ultimate Awesome Life Plan™:
- Go To Hogwarts and Be Better Than Ron at Everything.
- Become Youngest House Player In A Century.
- Earn Universal Admiration for Quaffle Juggling and Brilliant Brilliance.
- Be Best Friends with Harry Potter.*order of accomplishment may vary because: Pfft. Details.
Sometimes, life decides to bollocks up Ginny's plans.
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- Part 1 of Quidditch Is For Losers
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01 Sep 2025
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The Lighthouse Keeper by WizardsGirl
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
21 Aug 2025
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When a far more Jaded, far-less-Mortal Percy wakes up in his nine-year-old body, he very firmly decides that Once Was Enough, Thank You! So, instead of deciding to re-do his childhood But Better, he decides that this whole Mortal Hero thing is just NOT for him. So, instead, he decides to do as his kind-of-sibling Nereus does, and become a Hermit. Hell, he even makes his Mortality burn away faster than it had in the Before, so he CAN'T become the Child of Prophesy this time!
His plan is absolutely foolproof!
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18 May 2025