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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Wiping away his tears, Arnold drove off. He didn't think about where he was going.

    He was just going somewhere.

    Far away from here.

    It was just Arnold and the road. He paid no mind to the radio static.

    “Arnold! There you are.” Damnit. “We've been trying to get ahold of you all night — why didn't you answer?”

    Arnold just got finished fighting off a terrifying endoskeleton. He’s far too tired to deal with his weird feelings about the dispatcher that are beginning to bubble up.

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    01 Jul 2025

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    first Sotm fic to grace my halls of honor

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    For years, Fall Fest has been a collaborative event between Fazbear Entertainment and Murray's Costume Manor, a display of both their technological prowess and a symbol of partnership. Below the surface lies layers of deception, poachers masquerading as friends, with intent to bring it all crumbling down so they can seize the ashes and rubble.

    Or

    A tiny Michael wanders around Fall Fest during a particularly important day in Fazbear's history, where Fiona Murray is somewhere she's not supposed to be, and the friendship between companies goes up in flames.

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    23 Jun 2025

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    oh,,, oh yeah,,, this definitly hits the spot,,,

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    Pure Vanilla struggles to take care of his long hair after his awakening. Luckily for him, Shadow Milk is willing to help him out.

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    15 Mar 2025

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    eeeeeh so cute so fluffy

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    Apocalypse: Star Rail might be the worst game Dr. Veritas Ratio has ever played. In what world is murdering half the known universe for no reason even remotely reasonable? What kind of game kills off its most compelling characters just for shock value?

    Also, why is he now in the game — and as a damn NPC, out of all things?


    【 Activation Code: “Moronic developers, moronic game.” It is our sincere wish that during your time, you can fulfill your desires and, in accordance with your wish, transform a piece of moronic work into a magnificent, high-quality, first-rate classic. Bound Role: Unnamed male NPC of the Veritas Prime star system, age 0. 】

    【 Congratulations! Welcome to Apocalypse: Star Rail, version ██! 】


    Well. If these idiot developers can’t take constructive criticism, Veritas might as well construct the criticism himself… by forcibly inserting himself into a plot where he’s never existed.

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    11 Jan 2025

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    this is so good *head in hands* its perfet.

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    Argenti has always been a man of his faith, a tried and true follower of his goddess. After all, that’s his purpose in life, right? His calling? His meaning.

    It has always been Idrilla.

    Untill he met Boothill.

    An eccentric, flamboyant, strong spoken, and loud mouthed robotic cowboy.

    Somehow, through all indifference, these two opposites found eachother and fell in love against all odds. They were perfect, like the sun and moon, the sea and tide. Nothing would ever break their love.

    Untill that fateful day Argenti has the dream.

    The horrible, evil dream.

    Maybe it wasn’t a dream…

    It surely won’t end well.

     

    Or!

     

    Argenti hallucinates horribly and they both have a bad time

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    03 Jan 2025

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    powerful, and very poanful too :(