Umbra_ex_Mori
Recent bookmarks
-
the goatfucking paradigm by Lies_Unfurl
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
24 Nov 2023
Tags
Summary
“A man walks into the bar. The bartender says, ‘Aye, tell me, what’s got you lookin’ so upset?’
“So the man shakes his head and sighs, and then he says, ‘It’s just not fair. I’ve laid down walls all around my village, and do they call me O’Malley the Mason? No. For decades my fields have been blooming and bountiful, but do they call me O’Malley the Farmer? No. I’ve put shoes on more horses than I can count, but do they call me O’Malley the Smith? No! But you fuck one goat…'
“Except I’ve never fucked a goat,” Bucky adds after a moment. “I just shot the president.”
(or: influencer apology video, but it's Bucky Barnes and the Kennedy Assassination.)
Bookmarked by Umbra_ex_Mori
29 Jun 2025
-
sleep well, beast by napricot
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
09 Feb 2022
Tags
Summary
“Bucky, you have got to stop living like this,” says Sam, surveying Bucky’s bare apartment with dismay.
It looks exactly as bare and grim as it had on Sam’s previous visits: a living room that consists of one couch, one armchair, and one TV, along with a single closed cabinet, and a tiny kitchen table with one chair. Wait, two chairs. Sam’s visits have apparently occasioned the purchase of one additional chair, which Sam supposes is progress of a sort. Though Sam suspects that when he looks into the bedroom, he’ll find that exactly as it was last time too: an almost certainly unused and neatly made bed, a set of drawers, and a half-empty closet.
When an argument about Bucky's (lack of) interior design skills turns surprisingly serious, Sam and Bucky both have to face some truths about themselves and their relationship. A trip to IKEA and a snowstorm prove to be more helpful and enlightening than expected on that score.
Bookmarked by Umbra_ex_Mori
29 Jun 2025
-
all these people think love's for show (but i would die for you in secret) by dharmainitiative
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
21 Aug 2021
Tags
Summary
“Are you okay with this?" Bucky asks.
“Yeah,” Sam nods. “Yeah, I mean, it’s not like it would be real. It doesn’t have to mean anything.”
“Exactly.”
“So it’s not a big deal.”
“Right.”
Bucky stares at Sam, expectant, and Sam stares back.
“Well?” Bucky smirks. “You gonna make the first move, or what?”
Or: in an effort to combat the rumors about who Sam is dating, he and Bucky make a rash decision that results in forcing the two of them to pretend to be in a relationship for three months. For PR reasons, of course.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,941
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 151
- Kudos:
- 1,675
- Bookmarks:
- 373
- Hits:
- 12,657
Bookmarked by Umbra_ex_Mori
27 Jun 2025
-
We were born sick, you heard them say it / but I love it by 285ultimatenerd
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
He really doesn't realize they are not alone anymore until Steve starts talking, already entering the living room.
“Hey Buck, d’you wanna go to the pictures tonight? They’re showing Frankenstein again, and I know you how much you love-”
Bucky freezes for a split second before jerking backwards, shoving Vincent off of him, and standing and turning to face Steve in one smooth move.
Or: Steve walks in on something Bucky wished he hadn't
Series
Bookmarked by Umbra_ex_Mori
26 Jun 2025
-
Paperclips by boopboop
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types
19 Apr 2025
Tags
Summary
The Howling Commandos can reluctantly, spitefully, and maliciously comply with most of SHIELD’s more questionable decisions, but the sudden appearance of Vasily Karpov on the scene lights a fire of vengeance that puts them on a collision course with the newly commissioned Winter Soldier.
Canon Divergence AU Set post-WWII.
Series
- Part 12 of The Man on the Bridge
- Part 2 of Paperclips
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 110,702
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 551
- Kudos:
- 575
- Bookmarks:
- 111
- Hits:
- 15,266
Bookmarked by Umbra_ex_Mori
24 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Only read if you want your heart ripped out