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The Effects of Skeletal Muscle and Associated Tissue of Bos Taurus on Student Interactions: A Study by UmbreonGurl
Fandoms: Persona 3
25 Jun 2025
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Momo Hayashi starts her second year at Gekkoukan High with the goal of finally getting Kirijo-senpai to notice her.
The problem? She has horrible luck, only reliably knows how to talk about her obsession with Kirijo-senpai and giant lizards from the Cretaceous period, and one of the two new transfer students in her class is pretty much the only person who talks to her on a regular basis—and only because Momo had signed a deal with the devil for information on her crush. Send help.
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Mitsuru Superfan and the story of how spilling leftover beef all over one of the new transfer students results in a series of events that accidentally lands her the wrong girl. (One who she really, really hates at first.)
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- Part 2 of Beef and Broccoli: A Study
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you only live once (but you can die as many times as you need) by UmbreonGurl
Fandoms: Splatoon
24 Jul 2024
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Cordelia died and the world kept turning.
Cordelia died and Coral tried and failed and tried again to move on.
Cordelia died and Coral doesn’t know what to do when a dead girl shows up at her doorstep, because the part of her who knew how to process things like that had died then too.
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Bored after saving the world, #Slaygent 3 decides to learn to knit. This has consequences.
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- Part 7 of Shitpants & Company
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how to get to X-rank clams in six not-so-easy months, a guide by your local country bumpkin turfer in over her head by UmbreonGurl
Fandoms: Splatoon
09 May 2024
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Allie ain’t smart, but she’s a damn good shot with a pair of dualies and she’s gonna prove it to everyone—including herself.
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- Part 6 of Shitpants & Company
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Upon waking up on a beach she’s never seen before in her life there are exactly three things she knows for certain: one, she has no idea where she is, two, she has no idea who she is, and three, there are bracelets on her wrists she just can’t seem to take off.
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An amnesiac, an adventurer, and a world that’s quickly running out of time.
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The Intrinsic Bartering Power of Brassica Oleracea: A Study by UmbreonGurl
Fandoms: Persona 3
15 Apr 2024
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Momo Hayashi starts her second year at Gekkoukan High with the goal of finally getting Kirijo-senpai to notice her.
The problem? She has horrible luck, only reliably knows how to talk about her obsession with Kirijo-senpai and giant lizards from the Cretaceous Period, and one of the two new transfer students in her class is pretty much the only person who talks to her on a regular basis—and only because she’s bribing him with broccoli. Send help.
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Mitsuru Superfan and the unlikely friendship formed with the transfer student who sits in front of her in class that begins with an exchange of SP-restorative roasted vegetables.
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- Part 1 of Beef and Broccoli: A Study
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Fics about that one lesbian NPC who thirsts over Mitsuru in the hall and her relationships (platonic or otherwise) with the P3 protagonists
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A grizzled returning employee, the disgustingly earnest squidiot she has to carry, and the life and times of a new #Slaygent 3. (Plus associated character works in the same universe.)
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My Splatoon OCS.
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Some oneshots I used to start learning/getting a feel for K/DA characters (these are old just a warning lol)
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FE3H Minecraft AU by UmbreonGurl
Fandom: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
25 Mar 2020
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The various bits and pieces of the FE3H Minecraft AU. (If you want 40k of like minecraft chatlogs for fe3h characters, this is it. And I mean like JUST chatlogs. Nothing else. This is JUST chatlogs. A chatfic series. But it was fun to write so.)
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Statement Pieces and Golden Opportunities by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
04 Jul 2025
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Penelope Margaret Parker did not like boredom.
Now, most people who somehow accidentally end up reborn as a fictional character may not find their life boring, but Penny thought that those people forgot what day-to-day life is like. So, she's bored.
Until Tony Stark crashes his way into her life roughly eight months too early by walking into her after-school retail job.
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A SI-OC into Spiderwoman who did not plan on grabbing Tony Stark's interest anytime before Civil War
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Bookmarked by UmbreonGurl
08 Jun 2025
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Being reborn into an impossibly wealthy family is supposed to be the jackpot of afterlives, she should have been able to just take full advantage of her privilege and live her life retired early on a beach somewhere.
Being reborn in Gotham to the Waynes seems a lot more like a curse and instead of a life of ease and leisure she finds herself pulled deeper and deeper into the darkness that plagues the streets of Gotham like a heavy fog.
She'll be damned if she doesn't do everything in her power to protect her newfound family but how does one keep things hidden from the world's greatest detective?
Or a DC comics fan is reincarnated as the sister of the infamous Bruce Wayne, desperate to change things for the better she of course, meddles, but how does one change fate when they can't fully remember what it is they're trying to change, how does one change fate when their biggest clue is the dreams that haunt them at night?
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Bookmarked by UmbreonGurl
08 May 2025
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She wasn't a hero, but that's fine, this world had heroes. She wasn't a warrior, but there were enough of those. She wasn't a sniper, an intelligence officer, or a mechanic. Wasn't even a doctor for all that being one would actually be useful. No, Elisa was - had always been - a chemist. Now if only she'd woken up in a world where that didn't paint a huge target on her back! SI-OC
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06 May 2025
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fumble through the fog by gealbhan
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
26 Nov 2019
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“Say,” says Hilda, dropping into the seat across from Hubert in the library, “what do you think about Ferdinand’s hair? Because I’ve never really looked at it, but it’s grown out enough that you could touch it and brush it and stuff now, right? Do you ever think about things like that? I definitely do. Hoo boy, the thoughts I’ve had about homoerotically braiding Marianne’s hair—”
Without a single word, Hubert slams his book shut, tucks it under his arm, and walks away.
Hilda joins the Black Eagle Strike Force and proceeds to make Hubert’s life a living hell.
Bookmarked by UmbreonGurl
29 Apr 2025
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct