UmgubularSlashkilter
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Danny Fenton flees his world and finds himself in the role of International Conman Neal Caffrey. He is actually pretty happy with his life, even with the whole 'convicted felon' thing. And he definitely doesn't wish he had people closer to him. Nuh-uh. But of course Fruitloop of Fruitloops, Vlad Masters, has to go and spoil everything by tracking Danny down and demanding a match for the title of the Ghost King, like that is an actual thing that Danny can wager. And of course he manages to force him to out himself to his friends. Who are, coincidentally, FBI agents, including his literal handler.
Who are now going to need an explanation... Maybe he should have run off to the moon when he had the chance.
In short, not a single person is having a good day.
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And the truth shall set you free. by UmgubularSlashkilter
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, White Collar (TV 2009)
18 Dec 2023
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After the revelations at the Burke household, there is another person to visit, and a heist to complete.
Takes place after Chapter 16 of the Phantom Thief. Neal's POV
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Danny wakes up in a new world and, not feeling responsible for its villains decides to take a break and have a vacation. As a pizza delivery person, he brings orders to the recipients within the specified timeframe, no matter what. Certain citizens of this world are suspicious when the app lets them order to a town 2 hours away from the location ... and the delivery boy is there in under 10 minutes.
If only Danny cared about their feelings.
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It's a well-established fact in Amity Park that Daniel Fenton cannot tell a lie.
AU character study that sprung out of my brain with no warning.
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Geralt's Friend by UmgubularSlashkilter
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 May 2020
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Despite what his gruff exterior suggests, Geralt does actually have friends. Some of them are a bit unconventional.
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Danny Phantom, (ex-)Conman and Art Thief (Allegedly) by UmgubularSlashkilter
Fandom: Danny Phantom, White Collar (TV 2009)
18 Dec 2023
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My Danny!Neal AU fics. In this universe, Danny has to leave his home world after the events of the show. He finds a new world, meets some interesting people, and becomes a conman and then a convict. And joins Peter Burke's team at the FBI White Collar Unit.
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Let's take this threesome on the road!
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Three times Peter, El, and Neal decided something by playing rock paper scissors.
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- Part 2 of Three Ways
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25 Feb 2025
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Superman is not ideal husband material by ilike_color for Snake_Noodle_Soup
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
15 Feb 2025
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The League thinks Batman and Superman are together. This is wrong for a multitude of reasons.
Though most of the League believes that Superbat is canon, there is one member in particular who is one hundred percent certain that Batman and Superman are not together. This is because that member is in fact Batman’s husband.
Hal Jordan (aka Green Lantern) has been married to Bruce Wayne (aka Batman) for five years and counting. Clark Kent (aka Superman) was Bruce’s best man at the wedding.
There isn’t much else to say other than the fact that Batman is not married or dating or otherwise in a romantic relationship involving Superman.
The League doesn’t take the memo until far too late.
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on a chain round my neck by qaliellis
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Young Justice (Cartoon)
23 Apr 2024
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Wally had been planning on proposing before the Speedforce. Dick finds the ring after he dies and wears in on a necklace.
Then Wally comes back.
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“So,” he said, crossing his arms behind the stranger’s neck and looking up lovingly at his face, “not dead.”
“Not dead,” The man repeated, pressing a lightning fast kiss to the conman’s lips. “Why aren’t you being more… ‘B’ about this?”
Peter had no idea what that meant, but evidently Neal did, and he laughed.
“Little Wing came back too,” Neal said, and the redhead inhaled sharply. “He came back kinda messed up, but unless you’ve got some serious grudges against severe weather that we need to know about, I think we can stay whelmed.” At this, Neal glanced up with a cheeky grin, his eyes sparkling in a way Peter hadn’t seen before.Bookmarked by UmgubularSlashkilter
14 Feb 2025
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The Conman Cried Wolf by sulutheblackpaladin
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
30 Dec 2024
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5 times Peter thought Neal might have been messing with him and 1 time he definitely was.
Written for Birdwatcher's 366 challenge, day 347, based on the word disturbance.
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03 Feb 2025
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It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn’t just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That “doctor” actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.
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