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    The bell on the door rang as it was pushed open. It was too early for Technoblade’s next appointment, so— without even glancing up— he said, “No walk-ins.”

    The footsteps didn’t stop until they reached the counter. Someone cleared their throat. Technoblade raised his eyes to find a teenager glaring at him over the counter.

    “No walk-ins,” Technoblade repeated, bored.

    “I’m not here for a tattoo.”

    “Well, we don’t do anything else,” Technoblade said dryly. This was the most entertainment he’d gotten all day, save for the long appointment he’d had that morning with Dream, one of his most consistent customers.

    “You need help,” the kid said with conviction.

    Technoblade arched his brow. “I wasn’t aware of that.”

    “Well, you do.”

    Technoblade examined him critically. The kid was tall but clearly young— the kind of customer Technoblade would double-check the ID of. “Are you even old enough to be in here?”

    The kid ignored the question. “You need help around here. And I need an apprenticeship.”

     

    Or, Technoblade is a tattoo artist and Tommy seeks an apprenticeship. The ink of their lives bleed together in unexpected ways.

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    13 Apr 2025

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    Never once had Tommy thought any less of his familiar, never had he thought the piglet was anything other than extraordinary. Holding his small familiar in his arms and exclaiming to the crowd with stars in his eyes that one day the two of them would be heroes. Proudly showing both of his parents the newest addition to their family, unaware of the anguish in their eyes.

    Or Child Soldier Tommy & Familiar Technoblade

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    16 Sep 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    "Can you go away now?"

    "Um, I don't think I can do that. This is kind of my job," the stranger with horns clarifies.

    "So you're getting paid to stalk me? Damn, I must be really famous and didn't know."

    It's almost like he's a character from The Truman Show, and with everything happening, he might as well be.

    "Nah, I'm your guardian angel."

     

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    That crack fic wherein Tommy's guardian angel has horns and fangs for a halo. Together, they have a bit of fun committing crimes. (They frankly do not give two fucks about anything and anyone except themselves and each other)

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    29 Aug 2024

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    Everything hurts and Tommy doesn't know why. But Technoblade does.

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    27 Apr 2024

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    Thank you, I'm taking my piglin instincts fluff and running.

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    Tommy comes to the village to fix up the Blood God's temple and the village begins to question just how he's managing to do it all.

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    aka, the village fuck around, and by fuck do they find out

    (title form Never Love An Anchor, The Crane Wives)

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    21 Apr 2024