7 Bookmarks by Warpedshadow11

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    The bell on the door rang as it was pushed open. It was too early for Technoblade’s next appointment, so— without even glancing up— he said, “No walk-ins.”

    The footsteps didn’t stop until they reached the counter. Someone cleared their throat. Technoblade raised his eyes to find a teenager glaring at him over the counter.

    “No walk-ins,” Technoblade repeated, bored.

    “I’m not here for a tattoo.”

    “Well, we don’t do anything else,” Technoblade said dryly. This was the most entertainment he’d gotten all day, save for the long appointment he’d had that morning with Dream, one of his most consistent customers.

    “You need help,” the kid said with conviction.

    Technoblade arched his brow. “I wasn’t aware of that.”

    “Well, you do.”

    Technoblade examined him critically. The kid was tall but clearly young— the kind of customer Technoblade would double-check the ID of. “Are you even old enough to be in here?”

    The kid ignored the question. “You need help around here. And I need an apprenticeship.”

     

    Or, Technoblade is a tattoo artist and Tommy seeks an apprenticeship. The ink of their lives bleed together in unexpected ways.

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    13 Apr 2025

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    Never once had Tommy thought any less of his familiar, never had he thought the piglet was anything other than extraordinary. Holding his small familiar in his arms and exclaiming to the crowd with stars in his eyes that one day the two of them would be heroes. Proudly showing both of his parents the newest addition to their family, unaware of the anguish in their eyes.

    Or Child Soldier Tommy & Familiar Technoblade

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    16 Sep 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    "Can you go away now?"

    "Um, I don't think I can do that. This is kind of my job," the stranger with horns clarifies.

    "So you're getting paid to stalk me? Damn, I must be really famous and didn't know."

    It's almost like he's a character from The Truman Show, and with everything happening, he might as well be.

    "Nah, I'm your guardian angel."

     

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    That crack fic wherein Tommy's guardian angel has horns and fangs for a halo. Together, they have a bit of fun committing crimes. (They frankly do not give two fucks about anything and anyone except themselves and each other)

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    29 Aug 2024

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Everything hurts and Tommy doesn't know why. But Technoblade does.

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    27 Apr 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Thank you, I'm taking my piglin instincts fluff and running.

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    Tommy comes to the village to fix up the Blood God's temple and the village begins to question just how he's managing to do it all.

    -x-

    aka, the village fuck around, and by fuck do they find out

    (title form Never Love An Anchor, The Crane Wives)

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    21 Apr 2024

  6. Public Bookmark 22

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    Prompt: Experiments/Scientist AU

    Thomas 'Theseus' Innit, annoying problem child that no one liked. Couldn't stay in a foster home for more than two weeks (though his record was two hours), flunking out of school, and couldn't give a fuck about what anyone thought of him.

    So yeah. When he was kidnapped by creeps and taken to a weird facility to be the test dummy for the studying of some eldritch horror demons they caught, it wasn't like anyone took the time to put up missing posters.

    or: tommy was supposed to be food for these weird eldritch horror things that some government people found. he is unaware of this.
    (title from Me and the Devil by Soap&Skin)

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    19 Apr 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love this. Fuck my parents, fuck school, fuck the fact that I feel like Sisyphus, this is amazing.

  7. Public Bookmark 3

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    "Isn't the sky pretty, Techno?" Tommy asked, his voice full of awe and curiosity. He leaned against his brother's side, looking up at him with admiration.

    "Sunsets are always pretty, Tommy,"


    Or, bedrock bros watch the sunset together, pure tooth rotting fluff :3

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    29 Feb 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Thank you, I have another bookmark for "holy frick, I'm about to have a breakdown"!

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