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    The Battle at the Bank has far more severe results as Grue punches Vista a little too hard. The young Ward cracks her head on the pavement and dies instantly. Unbeknownst to all, Vista’s shard had similar plans as another rogue shard in the network. Brian finds himself inflicted with Vista’s voice in his head and a new power. He has no time to process this as Kid Win takes immediate revenge with his giant cannon. Tragedy after tragedy occurs until only one cape survives. This story is about the aftermath.

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    08 Jul 2025

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    The same day that Taylor starts her debut as a (not) villain she ends up being blown into another dimension after activating a fail-safe on Bakuda's toe rings.

    The world she finds herself stranded in is both like an completely unlike Bet. Gone are the Endbringers, Blasphemies, and Slaughterhouse nine. In their place is an even worse evil: High School.

    Follow her adventures as a completely normal high school hero who is doing just fine.

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    08 Jul 2025

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    Tom Riddle, Hogwarts’s beloved Defense professor, doesn’t know what happened to his top student Harry Potter over the summer, but by Merlin he’s going to find out. The normally brash and cheerful boy is now jumpy and haunted-looking, refusing to make eye contact in class and avoiding him in the corridors. Tom has seen enough traumatized and abused magical children to recognize the signs, and he won’t rest until he’s helped Harry and ensured his safety, just as he’s done for so many before him.

    Meanwhile, Harry doesn’t know how he woke up in a parallel universe where the Dark Lord is teaching Defense and has the whole world hoodwinked. But he’s the savior, damnit, and he’s going to protect this world—and his now-alive parents—even if he has to do it alone. No matter what unconventional tactics Voldemort is using now.

    A story of good intentions, miscommunication, and straight-up shenanigans.

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    06 Jul 2025

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    Harry just wants to have a quiet life and get along with everyone. He wants to be normal, and accepted. Being “normal” for the Dursleys yielded great results in improving his standard of living, and as he heads off to Hogwarts he still retains that impulse to keep his head down and blend in. Of course, life isn’t as simple as that, and Harry is a magnet for trouble. And what does "normal" really mean, anyway? The pure-bloods in his group of friends think he should learn more about their culture and religion if he wants to fit in.

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    06 Jul 2025

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    Reality shattered like broken glass. The firmament that separated the real world from the eldritch beyond had broken. Two timelines had collided in the center of the street—an incongruous synthesis of two different chains of events. A building collapsed, and it did not. An explosion devastated the surroundings, and it did not. Screaming faces and laughs of joy overlapped each other as if viewed through a kaleidoscopic prism.

    The crowd looked on in horror and awe. Who was responsible for tearing apart the fabric of reality?

    Izuku groaned. Great, another merge conflict, he thought. What a pain.


    Midoriya Izuku’s quirk is Git, the distributed version control system designed to track changes in source code and resolve conflicts in nonlinear development workflows.

    Yes, I’m dead fucking serious.

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    04 May 2025