inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
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A Life Owed by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild) for carnalapples
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
04 May 2024
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Lysette struggles with her faith as the Herald of Andraste proves herself to be just what the world needed. Then Haven crumbles to dust.
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The Ambassador's Plan by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild) for salt_orchestra
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
30 Dec 2022
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Josephine insists it would be a great idea to organise a small gift exchange at Skyhold to lift everyone's spirits. Inquisitor Nahari Lavellan is, predictably, assigned the one most difficult giftee.
Will her gift be enough for a man who seemingly knows everything? And will it be finished on time?
Meanwhile, Solas faces a problem of his own.
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Two Songs and Three Serpents by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
18 Feb 2022
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Life was not bad for a younger child of the seventh or eighth most important noble family in Ostwick. But times change, and Jonathan learned that the hard way.
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A really, really long answer to the question, "Why does Trevelyan know how to pick locks?"
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- Part 2 of The Inquisitor Trevelyan Story
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Winning the endurance game by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild) for kittimau
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Origins
26 Dec 2021
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The two of them had been dancing around each other for a while now. Maybe ever since the beginning, perhaps, all the way back when Zevran had found himself on the wrong end of Adair’s blades. But things were a little different now from what started as a plea for his life, soon turning into something a lot more careful, and a lot more exciting. And who could blame him – after all, what in the world could be more attractive than someone defeating you in combat?
And so, Zevran had a plan.
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Rogue in Redcliffe by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
06 Oct 2021
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Varric is glad that the Inquisition is bent on a thorough exploration of Redcliffe, if only because it means he doesn't have to stare a bear in the nose for a few days. The relaxed headspace makes his mind prone to creativity however. Varric thinks he's found just the subject.
Written for the BYV Artober event. Day 4: Letters.
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- Part 4 of Assorted Prompts
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Assorted Prompts by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
06 Oct 2021
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Inquisitor after dark (not to be confused with dark!inquisitor AU) by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
02 Aug 2021
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dark!inquisitor AU (not to be confused with inquisitor after dark AU) by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
07 Dec 2020
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The Inquisitor Trevelyan Story by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
18 Feb 2022
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Let me go back to sleep, Stanley thinks to himself. I’m through with this reality. Let it be over.
Let me go back into the dream, let me continue pushing the buttons, please, it’s all I want.
I want my office, and my Narrator, and my bucket. All I want is my life exactly the way it’s always been.
My life isn’t, shouldn’t be, normal. I’m not normal. Everything is going to hell.
I am not okay.
(Or: Stanley wakes up from a strange dream... and finds himself in a waking nightmare instead.)
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Bookmarked by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
18 Jun 2025
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“You know what, Stanley? I suppose negative sanctions don’t work well enough with you, hm?” His tone is flat, annoyed, but in a cool, icy kind of way rather than a raging fire. “Fine then, I do believe I have an idea that we both may appreciate. Allow me to show you, if you would, and step through the left door.”
See, here’s the thing. As much as Stanley hates the Narrator calling him a brat, it’s simply in his nature to act out. He means, really, how is he meant to follow every word he says without complaint? He seriously can’t be expected to just listen because he was told to.
Stanley is anything but blindly obedient.
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or: the psychological TSP erotica no one asked for, but we all needed, taken from the undertones of the game.
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- Part 2 of The Art of Pseudo-Psychology
Bookmarked by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
16 Jun 2025
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In Which Thanatos Drinks from Dionysus' Cup by callistofever
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
12 Feb 2025
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This is a first for Thanatos. He has drunk before, yes, but he has never drunk quite this much, and certainly never wine direct from Dionysus’ cup. He had had a lot of it, as overflowing and everlasting as it is, heady and potent enough to disarm a Hydra. Dionysus had offered, and Death was about to politely decline when Zagreus came out of nowhere, swinging an arm around him. He said right next to his ear, “For the record, this is what I meant by ‘live a little’,” before taking his own big gulp from the goblet, Dionysus laughing as it spilled down his chin. Thanatos remembers watching Zagreus wipe away the wine from the side of his mouth, smiling and licking his lips and when he pushed the cup towards Death, he put it to his mouth without a second thought. Thanatos drank, and the sound of Zagreus’ shocked laughter coaxed him further. So long as he heard Zag’s delighted shouts and befuddled cheers, he drank.
Bookmarked by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
24 May 2025
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You're Legilimently Always On My Mind (Get Out) by znks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Mar 2025
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“I am to just abandon my entire life for who knows how long because our little savior needs help? This is absurd, surely-”
“You wanted to know what you’d get out of this, right?” Harry interrupted, knee bouncing with impatience, annoyed at himself for now being the one trying to talk Malfoy into it. “You get to fucking torture me. You get to see inside my head and bully me into building up my wards. Is that not a dream come true for you? You, of all people, get to be someone we come to asking for help and you get access to every possible embarrassing thing about me your heart desires. It’s a good deal, Malfoy, considering everything.”
Malfoy’s face twisted minutely like he was trying to tamp down a sneer. “Do I have a choice here?”
“No,” Harry said with a sardonic smile at the same time Hermione and Neville said “yes.”
what do you get when you stick two "enemies" in a house and sprinkle in some mind reading?
Bookmarked by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
16 May 2025
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“You’re not planning on robbing me or something, are you?” Tarquin says and pulls out a squished packet of cigarettes from the front pocket of his pants.
That makes Ashur whip his head around to look at him. “Of course not.”
“Then,” Tarquin reaches over and tugs down the scarf the guy has tied around his neck and pulled all the way up to his nose, covering half of his face, “the fuck is up with this?”
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- Part 1 of kiss me when you’re done
Bookmarked by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
12 Jan 2025