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a place to perch by alz_da1noob
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
02 Jul 2025
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grian was sick and tired of this. the world seriously had it out for him.
having to fear for his life everyday wasn't bad enough, apparently. oh no! the fear that you're gonna get either shot dead, or kidnapped and turned into some snob's pet is nothing!
apparently, having his brother get caught by those stupid, self centered, asshole humans was necessary. this world just had to add on to his already bad enough anxieties.
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or: hybridsau fic where Jimmy gets human kidnapped and grian decides "fuck it I'm gonna get some human bitch to adopt me so I don't have to struggle with food + maybe be able to find my brother". amazing plan, could never go wrong.. right? also grumbo and scaridality cuz I need more content of these idiots. -
JUST MAKE ANOTHER ONE by alz_da1noob for ken_slab
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Fortnite (Video Game)
08 Jun 2025
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Martyn is pregnant cuz I hate him.
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for ken again because he's a greedy bitch.also based on a fic I read with my friend which we were wheezing laughing at the absurdity of. (not @ing it cuz that would be mean)
shout out to ken for paying me, and my parents for fucking me up this bad.
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five nights at woke school by alz_da1noob for ken_slab
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Five Nights at Freddy's
06 Jun 2025
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they need money for rendog's fursuit but forget half way cuz rendog needs to piss
just some stupid shit I made for my stupid friend (love you dude 🫶)
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“Okay lets get this over with.” Joel starts, trying hard to keep total exacerbation out of his tone. “No you are not asleep, yes I am a talking coffee machine, no it is not an automatic voice, yes I can understand you when you speak to me, yes I will quote unquote die when you take me apart or break me, no you can't record me and yes I will continue making coffee for you so long as you go get a cup before I actually start getting mad.”
That finally gets Etho moving, lurching awkwardly to the side to reach for one of his glasses. His hands tremble slightly as he places the cup down.
“So the coffee being good is…?”
“Yes, that's me. Do you really think that your nearly expired heavy cream is making coffee this good?” Joel snarks, starting the slow dispense of espresso to Etho's increasingly visible shock. “Any other questions?”
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He was a coffee machine, he was an overworked tech guy. Can I make it any more obvious? (to the tune of skater boy)
(Title from Em Beihold - Egg in the backseat)
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“What?” Grian replies, his mind dumbfounded at the suggestion.
“Well, you're not convinced it's me, so if I covered your eyes, you could just fill in the blanks. I'm sure you memorized what I look like by now,” Tango says as he sheepishly looks away, rubbing the back of his neck.
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03 Aug 2025
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The Cheating Scandal by Meteopme
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Superman - All Media Types, Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends
08 Jan 2025
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Superman Cheats on Mumbo Jumbo with Thomas the tank engine
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is it legally ethical to make out with your lawyer? by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
22 Dec 2024
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A question proposed by one suited, greying man, as the morning dawns on the case of Hermitcraft vs. Mumbo Jumbo.
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- Part 12 of mc fics by vee!! <3
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08 Jul 2025
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self-actualisation by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
31 Dec 2024
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Skizz was an angel, once.
He's still one now, if Fallen.
He's never been anything but an angel, and therefore, doesn't know anything about how Players work.
Or: Three times that Skizz makes incorrect assumptions about Players, and one time that he makes a correct one.
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- Part 52 of mc fics by vee!! <3
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28 Apr 2025