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The Projectionist is aptly named. It sports a dented, ink-stained projector in place of its head, too large and heavy on sunken shoulders. Its body is odd, disproportionally stretched and yet not quite skeletal, covered in wiring and bits of spare parts stuck haphazardly into its inky flesh. It’s like nothing else in the studio.
And ever since the light filtering through its lens from a flickering lamp washed over the faded face of Sammy’s mask, the afterimage hasn’t left his mind.
(in which sammy is incapable of being normal and wants to study the projectionist in close quarters)
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The first week after the Bite of '83. The first week of the rest of Michael Afton's life.
It's as terrible as one could expect.
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noun (informal)
1. a pyromaniac or arsonist.(or: a non-comprehensive documentation of michael afton's pyromania)
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Jay considers Zane to be a good friend of his. Zane's memory isn't the greatest. For a while, they don't know why.
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My piece for the 10th Anniversary Zine: Ninja Never Quit! Which, by the way, turned out AMAZING and you should all go check out. EDIT: The blog is now @ninjago-fashion-zine on tumblr but it has the link to the NNQ zine my piece is in!
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Upon arriving at Inkopolis, Agent 3 disappears yet again with nothing more than a muttered excuse to the captain. After managing to wiggle away from the chaotic reunion of the Splatoon, Agent 8 pushes aside their own exhaustion and goes to find her.
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The New Squidbeak Splatoon (and Associates) by bitcrunched, Glitched_Fox (bitcrunched)
Fandom: Splatoon
27 Oct 2020
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Agent 3 is a mysterious, reserved Inkling who really bit off more than she could chew when she followed that old man into the sewer. She'd hoped to start a new, free life when she moved to Inkopolis, but instead, she became a soldier and experienced horrors no one else her age could comprehend. Well... almost no one else.
Agent 4 is a much more extroverted squid, and while his trials with the Octarians played perfectly off his training from ink battles, he may have gotten more than he bargained for following that pretty lady through the grate. He may think keeping a secret is exciting, but the novelty will wear off eventually, and he fears for the slightly younger members of the splatoon--even if one of them is his technical superior.
Agent 8 is a very exciteable Octoling, eager to explore the world she fought so hard to get to. They don't quite understand the concern directed at them from their new friends, but that's alright! They're determined to learn, and befriend even more people along the way. The surface is full of wonder and they don't regret a single scar they gained on their way up.
The members of the New Squidbeak Splatoon are an odd crew, with equally odd friends. But, they're family.
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Tech Support by bitcrunched, Glitched_Fox (bitcrunched)
Fandom: SteamWorld Dig (Video Games), SteamWorld Heist, SteamWorld Heist (Video Game)
18 Aug 2020
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Overthinking by bitcrunched, Glitched_Fox (bitcrunched)
Fandom: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
03 Mar 2020
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A collection of character studies, revolving around Rewind and sometimes his husbands.
Oh, yeah, and Brainstorm's here too.
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meteor shower (quick, take cover) by the_spaced_out_ace for sweetlycharlotte
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
18 Jan 2022
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Teddy Spankoffski was five when he came up with Tinky.
It didn’t take much longer for him to decide there was something seriously wrong with his mind.
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17 May 2025
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(All We Want is) What You Cherish Most by BeetlejuiceBlues12
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
30 Nov 2023
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Grace finds herself alone as Max chases her, Steph, and Pete out of the gym. Hiding in the hallways of the school, she has some time to think. And to realize... they never banished those strange, colorful demons.
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15 May 2025
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it's like hearing a ticking sound coming from unmarked packages (something isn't right here) by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
02 Dec 2023
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Peter Spankoffski was born laughing.
If you ask anyone with a medical degree they’d tell you no he fucking wasn’t. Newborns don’t laugh, they can’t. They don’t even smile until a couple weeks out, and laughing is a multi-month project. It’s a developmental stage, you start with socialization, and eventually they start cooing, and then, only then, do you get laughter.
And yet, Peter Spankoffski was born laughing.
(Alternatively titled: What if Tinky was Pete's 'imaginary friend' the way Webby is Hannah's)
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- Part 3 of Hatchet Town
Bookmarked by bitcrunched
12 May 2025
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causality duology by iceboxotterpops
Fandom: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Fandom
04 May 2025
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A DISSERTATION ON THE BUTTERFLIES AND ITS HURRICANES - COMPLETED
In a world where the nerds get a second chance at life, things start to go horribly wrong as a string of murders around town suggest something far worse is around the corner. Monsters creep in the corners of their world. Not even love and deals with the devil can safe the best of them.
A THESIS ON THE SWALLOW ON ITS SUMMERS - IN PROGRESS
Nerdy Prudes meets Doctor Who in a fucked up crazy world-hopping adventure as Pete ties up the loose strings in each doomed timeline, leading to unexpected reunions, deadly romances, and a chance to reshape the universe for a steep price. But that all depends on who's willing to pay it.ESOTERIC REASONING (oneshot) - COMPLETED
A glimpse into Dealmaker! Steph’s life after her Pete dies, and what happens to that timeline afterwards.MAKE COMMUNION (oneshot) - TBD
Dissertation! Grace is confronted by her other selves after her death, and comes to terms with what she must do now.THE GREAT UNRAVELING (oneshot) - TBD
Turns out, love can sometimes overpower even the deadliest strings of fate.- Words:
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07 May 2025
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Peter goes to Pasqualli’s, and gets his ass beaten by Max Jägerman in the parking lot—a harsh reminder of who he was and where he belonged. He hides away int he library with Ruth and Richie, who shoot him concerned yet understanding looks his way.
Everything should've gone back to normal after that. Back to being int he background, hiding away from Jagerman. Except, he wakes up back to the same day, the day Steph asks to cheat on the pop quiz, to study at Pasqualli’s.
And Peter wakes up to that day again and again and again and-
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04 May 2025