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There was a prophecy.
It was long awaited by everyone across the multiverse; finally, the Axolotl would discuss the infamous Bill Cipher.
What no one took into account, however, was that maybe they wouldn’t like it. And usually when people don’t like things, they tend to try to change them.
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“Today marks the one-year anniversary of the death of Emperor Palpatine and his Imperial Enforcer Darth Vader.”
Mouth dropped open as a gaping fish, the man stared, bug-eyed, at the screen. The reporter continued to speak, but their words went through one of his ears and out his other. He gaped at the scene of several white, helmeted stormtroopers, shoulders hunched, sobbing over a shiny, huge, black monument of Darth Vader.
“Why the kriff would they make a statue of me?” Anakin Skywalker exclaimed.
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Anakin Skywalker navigates his life as a single dad while trying to lie low and forget his past– all with his force-sensitive daughter, Leia.
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Alastor wasn’t sure if he would call it revenge. Was it really revenge if the person in question deserved so much more than what they were getting? Really, it was more like… justice. Or perhaps it was both.
A violent crack rang through the heavy, metallic air, followed by an agonized scream. He couldn’t help the cackle of delighted malevolence that burst from his upturned lips.
Yes, it was most likely both.
Side story of Curiously Loquacious
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- Part 4 of Loquacious
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In which Alastor spends some quality time with his best friend.
Sequel of Wonderfully Loquacious
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- Part 3 of Loquacious
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Alastor was disgusted, really.
Sure, he’s killed multiple people– mercilessly too– but at least he didn’t eat them.
He stared, opened mouthed, at the person in front of him. He had a sort of look of fascinated horror as he observed the person, staring straight at him, using a hunter’s knife to slowly and carefully carve away a few chunks of human flesh.
He tried desperately to ignore the way he was, alarmingly, curious about how the flesh tasted.
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Or in other words:
Alastor encounters a cannibal in New Orleans.
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The redeemed Darth Vader died a tragic hero after saving his son from the Emperor. However, it had turned out the Force still has plans for its Chosen One. He ended up on Tatooine seven years before the Jedi found him and begin forging interesting friends along the way, as well as raising his younger self along with his mother. Time travel!
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- Part 1 of Echoesverse
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26 Jun 2025
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Dear Force by mrv3000
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
29 Oct 2020
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“So Padmé and I got married.”
Obi-Wan stopped walking, swayed a bit, and then proceeded to swear for five minutes straight. I mean he just went on, right there on the Temple landing pad. I’m fairly sure it was more than he has sworn in his entire life all combined.
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A story about the life and times of The Chosen One™ who is, shall we say, a touch more clueless. And because of this everybody lives.
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
24 Jun 2025
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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26 Jun 2025
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The best MCU fanfic I’ve ever read omB like honestly this is how MCU Spider-Man should have been I would have paid GOOD MONEY to watch MULTIPLE movies of THIS Peter Parker/Spider-Man
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An Ounce of Trust by Shadow_Account
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Aug 2023
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IBWeek 2023 Day 3: Confession
Reluctantly, Beelzebub tells the last demon they’d ever want to trust the depth of their feelings for Gabriel, and why he should hand him over—immediately.
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16 Jun 2025
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Purple Roses by Shadow_Account
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Aug 2023
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IBWeek 2023 Prompt 1: Dancing
Gabriel has been looking for a reason to see Beelzebub since their last meeting.
Apparently, fate is on his side, and the demon he’s sent to Earth to deal with is none other than the Prince of Hell themselves.
He won’t let the opportunity go to waste.