essence_of_annoying
Fandoms
- Total Drama (Cartoon) (14)
- Futurama (13)
- That Guy with the Glasses/Channel Awesome (12)
- WordGirl (Cartoon) (4)
- Phineas and Ferb (3)
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Tobey is scheduled to spend a weekend with the Botsfords while his mother's out of town. Except now he's come down with a nasty case of chickenpox, and that weekend has turned into at least a week of quarantine.
Worse still, Becky's more susceptible to the virus than she thought -- which means a lot more time locked up with Tobey than either of them would like.
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Ask and Ye Shall Receive (and Reciprocate) by 31st_century_fucks (essence_of_annoying)
Fandoms: WordGirl (Cartoon)
14 Jun 2025
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Brent arranges a conjugal visit with his incarcerated wife. There's no question as to what they do next.
(Okay, there's a few questions.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,029
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 17
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Tobey sits out in gym class, but is forced to do some work anyway.
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Tobey needs love advice, and the other villains can't decide who should give it to him. Unfortunately, it's Dr. Two-Brains who gets the short end of the (cheese) stick.
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Love Can Surprise You at Any Time in Your Life by essence_of_annoying, spacehoney
Fandoms: Futurama
26 Mar 2025
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Lars is dead. Fry is alive. The time travel paradox has been resolved.
Except Leela is pregnant, and the father of her child is the man who was never meant to exist in the first place.
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The official "canon" of my Total Drama post-canon, featuring the characters in adulthood circa 2022 (i.e. when the reboot takes place in-universe).
- Words:
- 7,056
- Works:
- 2
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The Angry Dome Duology by 31st_century_fucks (essence_of_annoying), essence_of_annoying
Fandom: Futurama
27 Nov 2023
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Two fics I wrote as missing scenes for "Rage Against the Vaccine" about Leela and Fry's relationship while she's quarantined with Explovid-23 (and the fallout of Fry joining her and catching her virus).
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- 12,838
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Fry and Leela's Various Smaller Flings by 31st_century_fucks (essence_of_annoying)
Fandom: Futurama
14 Jul 2023
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A series of NSFW fics taking place mostly during the Comedy Central run, focusing on Fry and Leela's awkward sexual relationship as they work out vulnerabilities and discover unexpected kinks. Contains feelings, humor, and bizarre 31st century intimacy.
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- 19,634
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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A collection of stories, some one-shots and at least one ongoing story, based around the lives of the Phineas and Ferb (and maybe Milo Murphy's Law?) characters growing up after the events of the show. Canon compliant with "Act Your Age" and "Quantum Boogaloo" as much as I can make it.
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- 2,840
- Works:
- 2
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All Weirdos Have Stories Too by essence_of_annoying
Fandom: That Guy with the Glasses/Channel Awesome
12 Jun 2018
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A series of mostly-angsty fics explaining my backstory ideas for Hyper Fangirl. A lot of these are going to use my decided birth name for her ("Joan Despair").
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- 9,084
- Works:
- 4
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Three ladies, enjoying each other's company and the feelings just before the fun starts.
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there’s too many colors, enough to drive all of us insane by brookeginko
Fandoms: WordGirl (Cartoon)
19 Feb 2023
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Becky has a meltdown at a school assembly. Tobey helps, and they both learn a little bit about each other.
Bookmarked by essence_of_annoying
24 Jun 2025
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Leslie knows Mr Big better than anyone. Probably more than himself. Every year, by his indirect request, she gets him a gift for Christmas (with the company's card). Every year felt the same. Their work dynamic unchanged. She was nothing more than his assistant. His sidekick. And he wasn't bothered by it, thinking she wouldn't walk away. Until she did. Leslie continued on with her yearly tasks even after coming back. But there was something different this year. And no one was more surprised than her.
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23 Jun 2025
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Brent The Handsome Successful Everybody-Loves-Him Sandwich Making Guy has a game he wants to play with Ms. Question.
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14 Jun 2025
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After being tricked by Ms. Question, a dejected Reginald goes to a local bar to find relief.
Much his dismay, he runs into The Butcher. The absolute last person Reginald wants to see.
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- Part 2 of The Snob and The Butcher
Bookmarked by essence_of_annoying
13 Jun 2025