if_i_could_kill



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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    William Afton dies, leaving Michael behind with a boatload of trauma, guilt, and unanswered questions.

    Henry Emily just wants to give him the loving home he deserves.

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    05 Aug 2025

  2. Rec *

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    I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).

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    The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.

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    27 Feb 2025

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    This is actually too fucking hilarious

  3. Rec *

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    The last person Sal thought he'd end up falling for was Travis Phelps, but as he’d learned time and time again, the unexpected was to be expected.

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    30 Jun 2025

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    The tears, omg

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    Jason, through a series of unlikely events, finds himself taking care of one Timothy Drake and the rest of the brat's team of teenaged heroes. They only know him as Red Hood, which... MAY cause some issues further down the road.

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    04 Jul 2025

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    Blorpy

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    "Father it's me -"

    "Michael!"


     

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    Michael gets thrown into an alternate universe of the one that he knows. In this universe, everyone is alive, his brother and sister are smiling brightly. His father isn't a child murder, and Henry isn't dead. But it is kind of hard to forget about everything that happened, right? And also how to explain to your family that you aren't their Michael.
    And it seems that someone familiar wants to ruin everything again for Michael.

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    25 Jun 2025