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    a story about loss, grief, healing, love, pain, and lots of other things

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    Yor's coworkers highlight a glaring flaw in Loid and Yor's marriage.

    Or: Loid and Yor fuck "for the sake of the mission".

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    12 Jun 2022

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    Come on. 

    Get the picture, you gorgeous idiot. 

    Jotaro blinks and Noriaki plucks the knotted stem from his tongue, dropping it on the table between them. Polnareff laughs and claps Noriaki on the back. 

    "Ahh! C'est magnifique! You know what they say about people who can tie knots in cherry stems with their tongues, yes?" Polnareff slings an arm around Noriaki’s shoulders, jostling him as he grins. Noriaki couldn't have asked for this to play out better. Polnareff, the lovable oaf, was turning out to be quite the wingman. Noriaki makes steady eye contact with Jotaro, with his lips curled in a smirk and one brow raised.

    Does Jotaro know?

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    21 May 2022

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    “Are you and Joe a couple?”

    “What?! No!”

    “So you’re just, like, fucking or something?”

    “No! This oaf couldn’t last a round with me even if he wanted to.”

    Not in front of the children, Shadow, Kojiro had been about to say, but the words die in his throat. Instead he turns to Kaoru slowly, fuming.

    “Excuse me? What’s that supposed to mean, cinnamon stick?”

    “It means you couldn’t handle me in bed,” Kaoru answers. He looks down his sharp slash of a nose at Kojiro, somehow, despite Kojiro’s height advantage.

    “Well, maybe you couldn’t handle me!” Kojiro snaps.

    “Doubtful,” Kaoru scoffs. He’s close now, close enough for Kojiro to see the angry line between his eyebrows, the irritated curl of his upper lip.

    “Prove it!” Kojiro yells, stepping closer.

    “Maybe I will.”

     

    And then they find out. That's it :)

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    25 Oct 2021

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    But Kojiro's knee is warm beneath Kaoru's cheek, and Kaoru can't stop thinking about him, about his hands and his chest and that stupid dick print.

    "Whatcha thinking about?" Kojiro asks.

     

    You.

    in which kojiro wears sweatpants and kaoru finally loses his mind

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    09 Sep 2021

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    Jotaro can’t stand that cocky, annoying know-it-all Noriaki Kakyoin in his literature class. Noriaki absolutely despises that inconsiderate, surly, hostile Jotaro Kujo. Unfortunately for them both, they’ve just been assigned to partner up for the semester.

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    29 Aug 2021