pearlflavoured
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- Dream SMP (12)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (6)
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As if the foster system wasn't shit enough, Tommy also has to deal with being an allay hybrid, his instincts wreaking havoc in all areas of his life. Watch two stories unfold as Tommy finds himself some brothers, loses them, and maybe finds them again.
Or: Two stories, two brothers, and one happy ending.
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”Let me get this straight,” said Tommy. “You want me to be the house’s magical trophy wife? Why the hell would I say yes to that?"
The red haired ghost smirked, leaning back until they reclined on an invisible lounge. "Well, for each hour you spend in costume, we can waive a percentage of your university fees and—"
”—FREE COLLEGE?! Do you want me to wear pumps or stilettos?”Tommy isn’t a normal university student. Sure, he joins the lettuce eating club, eats the elevator spaghetti and gets all his shoelaces stolen. But multiple times a week Tommy has anime transformation, becoming the mysterious Red Mascot, the second hottest person in the university. (Tommy was the first, obviously) But as the year continues, he finds he isn't the only one keeping secrets. Shubble only ever returns after midnight, there are other house mascots running around the university—their identities could be right under his nose—and even his ghostly sidekick, Clementine, is holding her tongue. That won't stop Tommy from trying to win prank of the year, though. The reason: TOMMY IS A BIG MAN!
Or: Tommy pays for his college by dressing as a magical drag queen.
BOOK 1 COMPLETE, BOOK 2 BEGINNING 18/8/25
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...Phil, why is there a baby growing in your fridge? by pearlflavoured
Fandoms: Dream SMP
16 May 2025
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Wilbur was conceived in the vegetable drawer of the samsung smart refrigerator.
This is how Techno found out.
aka the author was blessed with visions and made a banger of a comic.
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Meeting agenda: Add rails to our fucking stairs by pearlflavoured
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Apr 2025
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With the responsibilities of presidency weighing down on him, Tubbo turns to Schlatt's old wine. It's the only thing that can loosen his thoughts, make him feel something other than sheer tiredness.
One night, Ranboo finds him.
...So it turns out, it's really hard to mask hybrid instincts when drunk.Or: Tubbo is a repressed idiot and Ranboo has to deal with the (very cute) consequences.
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- Part 5 of pearlflavoured's beeduo brainrot
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Tommy does not need a witch. Everyone says that familiars can't live without them, but he's not choosing anyone who isn't worth his time. This is a problem for the Mage guild, because Tommy is the most powerful familiar they've seen in one hundred years. Too bad for them, he was running away and leaving all of magic behind him. He befriends small-town beekeeper Tubbo and starts a new life.
... and then he bonded to Tubbo?
Since when was Tubbo a fucking witch?!Or: 5 times witches used Tommy's magic + the one time he did it on purpose.
Created for the 2024 Winter Solstice event
Prompts: "Promise me you won't overreact" | 5+1 Things | Relationship Reveal
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pearlflavoured's beeduo brainrot by pearlflavoured
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Apr 2025
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All my beeduo fics in one place aw man I love beeduo look there's beeduo come read beeduo
Works are not connected, read in whatever order your heart desires
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- Works:
- 5
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Tommy would say that things started to change when Ranboo and Tubbo first got married.
Ranboo would say things started to change when they built the bee dome in L’manburg together (that sappy bastard).
Tubbo would say things really started to change when Ranboo started leaving his laundry at his house.
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- Part 1 of *lgbtifies your minecraft roleplay*
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Tubbo hadn’t always been a light sleeper. He used to sleep like the dead, always waking feeling refreshed. Often, Tommy would complain about him being impossible to wake up. Then the war started, and he and Tommy were both forced to sleep whenever and wherever they could. Five minutes on his feet here, ten minutes tucked under a tarp there. Sleeping deeply was a death sentence. It felt exhilarating, at the time, to boast and compare how little sleep he’d gotten with Tommy and Wilbur.
All this to say, when Ranboo sleepwalks the first time, Tubbo wakes instantly.
Bookmarked by pearlflavoured
26 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
And what if Tubbo cradled Ranboo’s face without cleaning up the blood and said “you’ve never been more beautiful”
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if the music stops, continue with a dance by thatwasanticlimactic
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
17 May 2025
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Kineshi stares at the pot, at the steam, and the boiling water, then, as if in a trance, he reaches out and—
“Hairo-kun!” shrieks Kaidou, slapping his hand with an oven mitt. “What the hell? The pot is hot, you can’t touch it!”
Kineshi retracts his hand and waves him off. “Don’t worry, Kaidou-kun,” he says, “I always win the ‘don’t burn yourself’ challenge I play when I cook!”
Beside him, Saiki just stares, dead-panned, borderline incredulous. Kaidou’s expression is similar, only larger.
[or, hairo, tourette's, and his wonderful friends]
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nothing about us by pixel_the_alien
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
08 Oct 2024
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Pearl’s eyes widen, and she takes a step back. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. My bad ping carries through the soulbond, and Scott has to deal with it. She digs her nails into her palms and tries to calm her suddenly-racing heart. If Scott finds out this is because of me…
Cleo studies Pearl’s expression. Their own expression softens for a fraction of a second, and they put a hand on Scott’s shoulder. “I know. You’re stressed out. It’s bad for glitches. Just take a breath. This happens sometimes.”
Pearl gives Cleo the slightest nod, then tries to return to mining. Don’t say anything. Don’t say anything. Don’t say–
Her hand balls into a fist and taps against the stone wall once, twice, three times.
Scott involuntarily mirrors her. He stares at his hand. “I swear to the Void.”
Pearl freezes.
or: The soulbond mechanics of Double Life accidentally mean that the players share a bit more than a health bar. Not everyone is prepared for it.
Bookmarked by pearlflavoured
16 May 2025
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Minutes Man & The President by VioletShrimp7
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
16 Apr 2023
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