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This isn't exactly horny but I'm thinking. You know how there's a lot of emphasis on the sensuality of getting undressed by a lover? Ive been thinking about the opposite.
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10 Jan 2025
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IT'S SO GOODDDDDDDD AAAAA
AND, IT'S STAR FALLS AU DIETY BILL AND MR FORD OMGHOWDIDINOTNOTICETHATEARLIER -
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The Duchess Approves is terrible. He wants to bleach every brick of his body just to purify himself of this three hour experience. He wants to pluck out his eyeball and treat it to a ten-day spa as reparations. He demands a sequel from the Axolotl during their next therapy session.
The Axolotl tilts their head. “There's no sequel. Only one movie has ever been made.”
Bill glowers. “But what happens after?”
“Production went into debt after casting big name Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble,” the Axolotl answers sadly. “Rumor has it he charges fifty thousand per letter.”
“Wonderful,” Bill drawls. “Real useful information. So what am I supposed to do now, doc?”
The Axolotl’s eyes gleam suspiciously. “I suppose there’s always fanfiction.”
Or: Bill hates a certain fanfic author almost as much as he hates the man who killed him. Crazy, wouldn't it be, if the two were the same person.
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So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
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Bookmarked by random_goofyah_human
25 Jun 2025
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I LOVE THIS LMFAO. DIED(like Harry) EVERY CHAPTER.
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After a couple thousand years of them prying, forcing him to accept the truth under a lifetime of lies to everyone and himself, cracks began to form. Metaphorical cracks where emotions banished long ago came crawling back.
Guilt. Regret. Grief.
But when his protective shell of denial, delusions, and repression crumbled and they broke down the triangle into something more self-aware, the next step of rebuilding him back didn’t go as planned. Bill might have finally admitted and felt remorse for a lot of his actions. But nothing could motivate him to try atoning for them. He didn’t see the point in trying.
Atonement was meant to correct previous wrongdoings so they weren’t hanging over them when they reincarnated. And his vague understanding was that atonement could be achieved by either undoing the consequences of his previous actions, doing some equivalent act of good for other people, or demonstrating some other expression of those feelings of remorse that were plaguing him. Except none of them seemed relevant to his situation.
Was there anything good that he could do that would equal the destruction of his entire home dimension, let alone everything that he’d done in the trillion years since?
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29 May 2025
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I LOVE ITTTT AAAAAA MY COMFORT FIC
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2013, Summer - The Attempted Rehabilitation of Bill Cipher by NebulosityInfinity
Fandom: Gravity Falls
03 Jan 2025
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Bill Cipher is "released" from Theraprism, under... certain conditions.
This is not a human Bill AU. :-)
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