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    Bilbo never imagined his pregnancy going quite like this. Crack.

    aka the one where the company doesn't believe that Bilbo is pregnant until the baby is born.

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    06 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    Surrounding Childe were not ruins and dust, but the indoors of a lavish and colorful palace, a wing of which Childe had just destroyed by jumping through many floors.

    He couldn’t help but stare in astonishment. Where was he?

    He'd just taken a step towards one of the imposing doors at the end of the corridor he’d found himself in, when a blinding light enveloped him. Instincts kicking over, Childe tapped into his Delusion again, jumping back towards the hole he’d made in the floor.

    “I would advise against standing there, the ground is crumbling under your feet.” Childe couldn’t believe his eyes, why was Zhongli here?

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    or, time is fickle and likes to mess with Childe's relationship.

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    01 Oct 2025

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    At fourteen years old, Ajax was told that his path to happiness could only be paved in blood, and he would be swallowed by the earth in pursuit of power. As far as prophecies went, the adventure-hungry and battle-crazy man Childe grew up to be thought that it fit him quite well. But even in a world teeming with grand and small prophecies, you never really know how they come to pass until they've already become true.

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    Childe Ajax Tartaglia gets swallowed by the earth (lured into an underground temple) in pursuit of power (gained through marriage to the earth god).

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    01 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    Now, Childe wasn’t saying he had a thing for dragons.

    But he had, that night, in the privacy of his Liyue apartment (with Zhongli staying over, of course, because “it is impolite to sleep alone, my dear”), turned to his notebook and scribbled in large, spidery handwriting:

    PROS OF DATING A DRAGON:

    Sexy voice.

    Literal god. Will protect me from death and taxes.

    Has a hoard. Probably full of rare artifacts, bones, and tea.

    Tail.

    And underneath, in much bolder, much more desperate handwriting:

    FUCKING TAIL.

    In which Childe awakens his inner dragon simp and Zhongli regrets having ears.

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    30 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 79

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    There comes a moment in every dragon’s unnaturally long life where they decide, against all wisdom, against millennia of stoic solitude, against the soft hiss of slumbering tectonic plates that beg do not, do not, do not—
    to fall in love.

    Zhongli has already lived through three mortal epochs and a dozen minor heartbreaks, a handful of cataclysmic betrayals, and once, a rather distressing culinary incident involving Sumeru spices and a brass teapot. He has watched civilizations rise and crumble like sandcastles abandoned by impatient gods. He has kissed emperors with ash still cooling in their mouths. He has forgotten entire dialects of love.

    But this one—

    Tartaglia. The Eleventh Harbinger. Fatui dog. That insufferable ginger menace who insists on calling him “xiansheng” while disarming hilichurls with a grin that belongs on wanted posters and in back-alley sonnets.

    This one, Zhongli decides, is worth the return of rituals.

    In which Zhongli confuses “romantic gestures” with “terrifying declarations of eternal possession,” and Childe is into it anyway.

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    30 Sep 2025