15 Works by sarcASStic
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Long road ahead. by sarcasstic-jpmvr (sarcASStic) for Shiromizu_2
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
26 Apr 2025
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- Alpha! Mycroft / Omega! Sherlock, John Watson as a Beta so straight even God couldn’t change him
- Canon-compliant cases, with direct descriptions of gory scenes — proceed with caution if you're squeamish
- ABO setting with personal interpretations, purely serving the plot; light-hearted, no angstTHIS IS A TRANSLATED WORK. THIS WORK IS NOT MINE.
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The Case Of The Autumn Reverie. by sarcasstic-jpmvr (sarcASStic) for kometjakten
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
07 Jan 2025
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“Why risk such an elaborate heist for a piece that’s only moderately famous?” Sherlock mused, his sharp eyes gleaming with intrigue.
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Or: Sherlock uncovers the secret behind a stolen painting, dragging John and Marianna into a whirlwind of forgeries, hidden maps, and midnight escapades.
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The Resonance Of Comfort. by sarcasstic-jpmvr (sarcASStic) for Roseteaandcats_47
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
12 Dec 2024
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Sherlock Holmes prefers the predictable rhythms of solitude and storms, but sometimes even the great detective needs grounding in the form of chamomile tea, a plush bunny, and John Watson's quiet understanding.
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Or: Sherlock learns it's okay to be himself.
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Mystrade As Parents by rabiessnail, sarcasstic-jpmvr (sarcASStic)
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock (TV)
20 Nov 2024
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What if... Greg got custody of his two daughters after the divorce?
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Podtober 2024 by sarcASStic, sarcasstic-jpmvr (sarcASStic)
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
31 Oct 2024
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Podtober - Fanfic-Style!
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Beta'ed by ChatGPT, so if there's any mistakes I'm sorry (like humor instead of humour etc., I don't have friends who wanna read my shit sorry guys)
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Mystrade Boomerang by rabiessnail, sarcasstic-jpmvr (sarcASStic)
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
13 Oct 2024
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After moving in together Myc and Greg go on their first grocery shopping spree as a couple. Turns out they have very contrasting ideas of what is a appropriate diet.
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prompt by @rabiessnail on Tumblr
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How often do y'all think House showed Wilson he loved him during their last five months?
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Cross-posted on Tumblr
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Wolf is coming. (狼来了) by sarcasstic-jpmvr (sarcASStic) for Scavenger001
Fandoms: House M.D.
02 Jun 2024
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He pretended he had brain cancer, he pretended he had syphilis, he pretended he was pregnant.
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Or: The consequences of a one-night stand.
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“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Doctor House. My name’s Dora. Why don’t you take a seat?”
This is going to be fun.
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Or: Greg House gets diagnosed.
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House was being stabbed, seeing viscous red blood spatters against his inner eyelids. He winced, and a light gray stripe joining the pooling scarlet red.
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Or: House has synesthesia.
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Found in Gregory House's Office, Left-Hand Side Drawer. by sarcasstic-jpmvr (sarcASStic)
Fandoms: House M.D.
24 Apr 2024
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Based off my Tumblr post:
So if you've been following my stuff for a bit, you know I headcanon House as autistic 99% of the time (the other 1% is when I forget to mention it lol)
Now I've been told by multiple friends of mine that I have a certain way with words that is so cruel it can be beautiful (I am autistic, too). I now present to you: Gregory House writing the most disturbingly beautiful poetry for Wilson without realising that normal (take that with a pinch of salt) would find the things he says absolutely horrifying.
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James Wilson had known something was up when he hadn’t heard from his best menace in over three days, because contrary to popular belief, House did like working at PPTH when there was a case.
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Or: Gregory House, supposed Beta, has been AWOL for three days.
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You know what’s funny about being a doctor? When something bad happens to you, you know *exactly* how bad it is, what to do and how to act to ensure that you stay alive.
Ironically, in this situation, James Wilson can’t really do anything other than lie flat on his back and bleed out in the middle of the outer office of his best friend.
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Or: The one where James Wilson gets shot.
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„Hey Mr. Stark- who the f*ck is that?!“ by sarcasstic-jpmvr (sarcASStic)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
26 May 2023
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There was a stranger talking with *his* Tony Stark.
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Or: Peter Parker is oblivious, Harley Keener’s love language is bullying and Tony Stark is just straight up done with this shit. -
As good as I’ll ever be. by sarcasstic-jpmvr (sarcASStic)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 May 2023
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Yeah, in hindsight, he should’ve seen it coming.
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Or: Tony Stark remembers Titan, has a panic attack and is saved by his pseudo-son and fiancé.