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Twenty-Eight Seconds by AkaneEnaka33, sarcasm_and_bad_puns
Fandoms: Akatsuki no Yona | Yona of the Dawn
28 Jul 2025
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The Happy Hungry Bunch is at a dinner party. Hak is full. Jae-Ha is very hungry and very happy to eat Hak's cake.
Based on a true story...because Bad Puns Lady can't get enough chocolate cake, and Akane is a very sweet bestie <3
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World Domination Starts With Being a Good Wingwoman by sarcasm_and_bad_puns
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
28 May 2025
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“Well, seeing as you have four names and I haven’t even got one, it would be only fair if I took one of yours, don’t you think?”
“...in what way?!”
“I didn’t mean it like that.”***
In which a mutual hatred of politics, a love of tea, language nerdery, and an increasingly more convoluted series of plot points bring two unlikely people to an unlikely love. Long after Merla’s patience has worn quite thin and she wants to strangle the author, of course.
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- Part 4 of Shadow of the New Dawn
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"In order to serve my people, I have to return. To live."
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It's been over twenty years since Princess Allura's great sacrifice. On the new Altea, she is remembered as a hero--a shining light to look up to. And while most people on Altea live in peace, with noble aspirations, there is a great evil that grips their government--something that has begun to ruthlessly opress magical Alteans.
Yaeko, a young Altean, lives a simple life. Unfortunately, however, it is an aimless one, and she yearns for something more. But when she confronts an old enemy, she realizes the weight of all worlds is on her shoulders--and the only people she can turn to are the ones she least trusts.Series
- Part 1 of Shadow of the New Dawn
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Nothing Will Remain by sarcasm_and_bad_puns for AkaneEnaka33
Fandoms: Akatsuki no Yona | Yona of the Dawn
05 Feb 2024
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Let them curse his name; he knows what he has done is mercy.
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Or: the author felt like freaking the heck out about chapter 253. As one does.
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Some Become Great by sarcasm_and_bad_puns
Fandoms: All About Eve (1950), Citizen Kane (1941)
03 Dec 2023
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"The girl looked just like Charlie Kane. Well, no, she didn’t look like him, thought Susan as she studied her...she had a look like him, something in her eyes that was uncomfortably familiar."
The year is 1941, and two women of the theatre have a chat.
(Aka: the author obsessed too much about the parallels one could make between these two movies.)
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"The rest of the work is up to the people."--Voltron: Legendary Defender, s8ep13: "The End is the Beginning"
A collection of post-canon stories in the VLD universe, revolving around the aftermath of the war and Allura's sacrifice, featuring way too many OCs, redemption arcs till the cows come home, and so much worldbuilding that I couldn't fit it all into one fic.
And side characters. Altean Merla from s8 is my baby and I love her.
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With Shortness of Breath (I'll Explain the Infinite) by AkaneEnaka33
Fandoms: Akatsuki no Yona | Yona of the Dawn
05 May 2025
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In record time, that hollow shell of a boy she’d found by the dirt road melts away. He is a good husband. He is useful, and kind, and good.
He stays, and she lives, and he smiles.
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Kaya is a good wife.
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- Part 1 of Everywhere, Everything
Bookmarked by sarcasm_and_bad_puns
05 May 2025
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AKANEEEE WHYYYYYYYYY (I love you you're so mean) <3
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For the Sake of this Old Heart of Mine by AkaneEnaka33 for sarcasm_and_bad_puns
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
23 Dec 2024
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Dayak nearly lets a hint of surprise slip from her gaze as she looks up at the mention, faced with a new air in the room. She isn’t estranged to the ordering finality of respect, of course, but it’s different from that which she’s experienced before. It isn’t hindered by intimidation or the recognition of authority, but rather displayed with… awe.
All eyes are on her, and for a moment, she can’t possibly think of anything she might have done that would be worth mentioning.
~HAHAHAHAHA REMEMBER CHAPTER 43 OF SOTND??? YEAH ME TOO UHM-
Coran and Dayak have a little chat <3
Bookmarked by sarcasm_and_bad_puns
25 Dec 2024
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I dub this canon to the Shadow of the New Dawn universe. Akane was already a genius and now she’s a genius AND Santa Claus ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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There is a morbid sense of humor in finding yourself caked in blood, especially when it's not your own.
Yet on the occasion that it is, poured from torn flesh, sliced and bruised and raw, it's sickening. At times it draws relief, at others desperation. More so when there isn't even a wound to blame, and the scars fade into eternally untainted skin.
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Or, a short synopsis of a few of the many times Zeno has found himself covered in blood; both his enemy's and his own.
(Also can be read as: "Random times Zeno has to deal with being covered in blood, and one time he doesn't have to do it alone", but I liked this title and summary better so do me a favor and hush.)
Bookmarked by sarcasm_and_bad_puns
15 Dec 2023
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akane you MEANIE I adore you so much. please never stop torturing zeno <3
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I don’t know anything about light, from where
it comes nor where it goes,
I only want the light to light up,
I do not ask to the night
explanations,
I wait for it and it envelops me- Pablo Nerdua
Bookmarked by sarcasm_and_bad_puns
05 Dec 2023
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I'm a sobbing mess. This is divine.
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Steady On, My Love (This Shall Soon Pass) by AkaneEnaka33
Fandoms: Akatsuki no Yona | Yona of the Dawn
25 Dec 2024
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Zeno doesn't know the exact date of Kaya's death.
He doesn't know the exact dates on which the people he loved most returned to heaven, but he gets a feeling. A strange, heavy, lingering feeling that's tethered to the seasons--a sensation he's learned to deal with fairly well. Grief is always a complicated matter, even after one has been around for roughly two-thousand years.
But perhaps just this once, with the Crimson King's spirit and all the dragons reunited, it might happen to get the best of him.
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Basically, Zeno has had enough time to grieve. It most definitely doesn't hurt anymore because it's been thousands of years!! Re-living memories he made with his wife won't mentally impact him at all! Seeing that old house again? The meadow? The forest? Pshhht! He's okay with that, absolutely, totally fine!
Spoiler alert:
He's not.
Bookmarked by sarcasm_and_bad_puns
08 Sep 2023
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I was run over by the sheer angst of this at least thirty-seven times while reading. It was the highlight of my year.