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"You don't know what I'd do to have you suck on me like that," Wade said, in the kind of faux serious tone that made Logan want to unleash his claws directly into his head. "God, your mouth, peanut, all pink and wet, wrapped around that cigar end." He heaved a sigh, leaning in to give Logan bedroom eyes, really play it up. "Come on, gorgeous, do a guy a favor. If you won't put your mouth on me, at least spit in my mouth. You're about to anyway. Please? Pretty please?"
Logan didn't know what made him say what he said next. Maybe it was the whiskey. Maybe it was the fact that he did need to spit. Maybe it was the sexual frustration of Wade saying these things over and over again and never following through. Whatever it was, it made Logan grab his jaw, lightning quick, and say, "Fucking open up, then."
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A Heaviness in the Bones by sirsparklepants for deliciously_devient
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
05 Feb 2025
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Wade was examining Logan's hand with a focus he rarely bothered to give anything, holding the knife with a comfortable precision. He looked up and gave Logan a smirk as he brought the blade to his skin. "You might feel a slight pinch," he said, and started cutting.
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Papa Don't Preach by sirsparklepants for greenHarlequin
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Feb 2025
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Pregnancy is hard. Unexpected pregnancy with a healing factor that could evict the baby at the slightest problem? That's even harder. But figuring out how to make himself happy - and how to live with both his partners in domestic bliss - might be Wade's biggest challenge yet.
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"Would you butcher me?" Wade asked. "Or rip my guts out, I'm not that picky, that'll work too. But if I asked. Would you slice me up and eat me in front of me? Raw?"
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I Wanna Be Your Lover (so I'll get right with your friends) by sirsparklepants
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
12 Dec 2024
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"You can construct and carry out a plan, Wade," he said. "I've seen you. It's like that."
Wade rolled his eyes. "You saw a plan I had to go back in time to correct," he said. "Not the first version."
"But you got the second one right," Peter said. "You can always try to make the cake again."
"And you don't have to do it alone, either," Logan said. He had to force the words out, but it was worth it for the way Wade smiled at him, bright and joyful, like a kid on Christmas morning.
"Exactly!" Peter said, beaming. "I'm here to help, and you have Logan now, too. We make a great team, don't we?"
Wade turned the grin onto Peter, although it changed a little. A little less soft, a little more mischievous. "A great team," he agreed.
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Logan and Wade talk about a little more than just baking.Series
- Part 2 of Domestic Dirtbags
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The Way To A Man's Heart (is though someone else's stomach) by sirsparklepants
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
07 Dec 2024
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"Hey, hey, hey, no no no," Wade said, dropping the sponge to lunge for Logan's hand. "I just cleaned that counter, I'm not letting your big clumsy morning paws scatter gluteny death all over before Peter gets here, no matter how hairy and sexy they are."
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Logan and Wade have a conversation about baking. Really. Just baking. They swear.Series
- Part 1 of Domestic Dirtbags
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Logan sighed, letting go of the last of the anger and thinking about another drink. But the deep breath in made him aware of something he hadn't expected. Oh. All that adrenaline from their tussle and Wade rubbing on him as he wriggled around had made him hard.
Wade liked that, didn't he? He liked when Logan was halfway there, anyway, so a real hard-on was probably even better. This was perfect. Logan wasn't going to apologize, but this? This was a good way to show Wade he wasn't mad any more. Logan could do gestures. Logan did.
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- Part 2 of all the monsters come out at night
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It wasn't… wasn't the same as it had been in Logan's universe. He wasn't. He wasn't drowning the same. He kept sober when he needed to. They just all liked to blow off some steam, and they all had a lot of shit to blow off. It was fine.
It was fine, what Wade wanted from Logan, really. What he did when he helped Logan. The way he touched him. He helped Logan, so Logan helped him. Or let him help himself. Whatever. That was how friendships worked. It had been a long time since Logan had a friend, a real friend, one who picked him up and thought every part of him was good. He wasn't going to lose it by being selfish. Taking more from Wade than he gave.
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- Part 1 of all the monsters come out at night
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Hypertrophy by sirsparklepants
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
13 Sep 2024
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"Not that I'm not a big fan of where this is going," Wade said, "but what brought this on?"
Logan shrugged. "I like looking at you," he said. "Think I'll like touching you too."
"Well, okay then," Wade said under his breath.
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don't go wasting your emotion by sirsparklepants
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
20 Aug 2024
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He was still angry - he didn't think he'd ever stop being angry - but every so often, Wade would crack a joke, or they'd be fighting, full out, and Logan would remember that feeling, holding Wade's hand while they were ripped apart, and feeling - for once - content.
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It's hard to tell you're falling in love when all you're used to is anger and grief. -
you've heard me saying that smoking was my only vice by sirsparklepants
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
17 Aug 2024
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"See something you like?" Logan asked, exhaling a smooth stream of smoke. It drifted up to hang around his head like a halo for the patron saint of scummy bars. His voice crackled with a smoker's rasp, lowering it into the sound of truck tires on a gravel road.
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i'm possessive (it isn't nice) by sirsparklepants
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Aug 2024
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"Did you know wolverines have a mating season?" Logan asked, as calm as if he wasn't dripping Wade's blood and crushing maybe the hardest hard-on he'd ever had in his life. "And guess what? You're the strongest mate out there. You can take everything I give you, can't you?"
Or: Logan gets in touch with his animal side. Wade reaps the benefits.
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Batman, Inc or Batman, LLC? by sirsparklepants
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
18 May 2024
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"I hear you're joining the rest of us law-abiding, tax-paying citizens now, B," Jason said. This was fiddly work, and he'd do better with a distraction.
"Red Hood," Bruce said after a long moment. Probably deciding if it was worth staying on the line for this. "You don't pay taxes."
Jason snorted. "Sure, I pay taxes," he said. "If you knew anything about finances, you'd know that's how they got Al Capone. I'm not being another Al Capone, Batman."
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"Did you really think you could call up the devil and ask him to behave?" - The X-Files
Strange things are happening again, and not just in Hawkins. Small towns all over America are showing signs of Upside Down infestation, courtesy of Dr. Brenner. Someone has to go deal with it all - someone who knows what they're getting themselves into. These days, that's Steve and Billy. They're the closest thing to professional monster hunters anyone is going to get. And they're going to bring Brenner and his experiments down - unless, of course, he finds them first.
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"You know what to do, Jay," Dick said. Then he looked at Bruce. "Come on, Bruce. Don't you want to give us a baby? Don't you want to breed him full?"
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- Part 3 of August Heat 2023
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Jason had resisted this for years, but he didn't want to any more. He wanted to be part of the pack again.
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- Part 2 of August Heat 2023
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"You're under me now, Jay," Dick said, a sharp grin in his voice. "We both know it. But if you need real proof, I'm happy to give it to you."
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- Part 1 of August Heat 2023
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"There are a few things involved in setting up a trust other than funding it, and I think you're old enough to be involved."
"Okay," Jason said. "Like what?"
"Well," Bruce said, "mostly, what happens to the money when you die. It's just a precaution, but it's necessary to make it legal."
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The beneficiaries of the estate of Jason Todd.
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The other things the Fairborn Council took from them.
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Yennefer and Geralt fail successfully at communication and boundary negotiation.