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    The Get Your Head in the Cloud Discord server crowdsources some fics. Sometimes it's angst. Sometimes it's crack. We really don't know where we're going with this, but that's half the fun.

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    AU. Nineteen year old Peter Parker has worked for SHIELD ever since he had a run-in with Nick Fury over alien technology a couple of years ago.

    When Tony Stark and Happy Hogan are injured in an attack that uses unfamiliar alien tech, Peter is assigned by Fury as their bodyguard and informant. He has one rule he tells himself on missions. Or, well, one rule with three sub-sections: get in and out, stay alert, and do not get attached. (That last sub-section holds more weight than the others — by about forty percent, give or take.)

    Morgan Stark — and, apparently, the rest of the Avengers, along with people he's tried to leave behind — are making the last part of that rule very difficult for him. Oh, and it turns out that Tony Stark isn't as big of an asshole as everyone makes him out to be. Who knew?

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    02 Oct 2025

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    What if Hogwarts had decided that Harry was more than just someone teaching the DA, but that that he was actually a Professor?

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    04 Sep 2025

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    Sora doesn’t know if the drug she drank is a success until she finally gives birth and two of her five babies are crying.

    Ichiji, Niji, and Yonji are silent as corpses, but her little Sanji hiccups around light coos, and her tiny Gomako wails.

    Three months later, when Gomako finally joins her brothers in their playpen, Niji will yank on his sister’s hair and bite her wrist to the bone so that she may relinquish his favorite toy.

    Gomako doesn’t even flinch. She simply tosses the toy in the opposite corner of the playpen and toddles over to the doctors so that they may look at her wrist and check it for infection. And Sora will see this and despair, because her husband and his pet scientists robbed her daughter of everything.

    Or: A self-insert lands in the world of One Piece and has to figure out how to navigate a world built on dreams when she is incapable of having one herself.

    Featuring: A very much alive Trafalgar D. Water Lami, a confused Zeff who wants to know why the sea's given him more daughters than he knows what to do with, a very competent Buggy, and a Sanji with a sister who will teach him to act normal around women, so help her Nika.

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    27 Aug 2025

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    When Ember turned to look at him, he was shuddering again, clutching at his left arm. It was a strange, jerky shudder too, like- like he was being electrocuted. A whimper slipped out of his mouth.

    The penny dropped.

    “Oh Ancients, you didn’t say it was your deathday, babypop,” she heard herself say.

    “M-my what?” Danny croaked, opening his eyes to glare at her weakly.

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    25 Aug 2025

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    “No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
    Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
    “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
    Harry didn't like the sound of that.
    “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
    “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

    Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

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    18 Aug 2025