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Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
10 Sep 2022
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After no contact for almost a decade, Thorin decides (is forced by Balin) to write to the Company’s hobbit and announce his trip to the Blue Mountains, which leads him through the Shire.
Because of reasons, he doesn’t send the letter until the day of his departure from the Lonely Mountain and thus does not know if the Burglar wants to even see him again.
But he has asked for a sign whether he is welcome in Bilbo’s home (and heart): for the hobbit to tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree atop his smial.
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Poor as a church mouse by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 May 2021
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Many years ago, a feeble lad and a future king meet in the streets of Ered Luin.
Or: When Thorin bought Nori for the night, he never thought that he would still have to explain his motives (and innocence) 45 years later, but, on second thought, he could have gone about that whole thing in a better way. But really, he actually had just wanted to sleep. No one made sound decisions after two days without rest!
(Turns out, this was one of the best choices he had ever made, though.)Series
- Part 3 of The fable of the Lion and the Mouse
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To beard the lion in his den by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Apr 2021
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Dwalin had only wanted to find out more about the elusive dwarf, who saved him in the smugglers’ caverns, but abruptly finds himself thrown into the middle of a plot that endangers not only the king and his heirs, but also everything he had worked for since becoming Captain of the Guard. Soon, he has to question who to trust and no choice but to delve deep into the dark and gory underworld of Ered Luin.
Or: Let’s play a game called “How long can I keep Dwalin from finding out Nori’s name?” :D
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- Part 2 of The fable of the Lion and the Mouse
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When the cat's away, the mice will play by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Apr 2021
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Dwalin is forced to learn that some deeds of the past will come back to haunt you, when he is caught by the very gang of smugglers he had been investigating. As things are looking rather dire for him, his life seems to lie in the hands of one wicked dwarf, whom he had last seen about forty years ago. But back then, their roles had been reversed, and the other dwarf had been the one at Dwalin’s mercy.
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- Part 1 of The fable of the Lion and the Mouse
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Bearskin by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
25 Jan 2021
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This is a tale of the harsh life of one dwarven king and how he was forced to wander Middle Earth as an outcast until he met a young hobbit, who let him into his home and thus stole his heart, and maybe even what happened after that.
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The fable of the Lion and the Mouse by the_hexerer
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 May 2021
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A fairytale of hobbits, bears, and dwarven kings by the_hexerer
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
25 Jan 2021
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Severus Snape doesn't think Albus' plan to martyr Potter will work out and knows nothing of the secret setup to give Harry a chance to live through the killing curse a second time. He decides that what they really needed was to start hunting the Horcruxes years ago instead of waiting for children to do it for them. He sends back his private notes and everything needed to brew a potion to strip off the spells that are restricting his behavior. He expects that his younger self will receive the information in 1992 at best.
On the Summer Solstice, 1985, a listless Severus Snape is surprised by a generous and lucrative gift from his future self.
Featuring: Reluctant schemer turned proud parent. A secret adoption. Narcissa Malfoy and most of the Hogwarts staff trying to get Snape married. Lord Prince decides that a half-blood grandson is better than no grandson, provided he's invented something impressive enough to make up for it. Snape moonlighting as an undercover pedo-catcher to keep his spy skills sharp. The Hogwarts Staff Room betting pool.
中文-普通话 國語 here: 完结/已授翻：剥离与重构（Stripped Down and Rebuilt)
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1986. When Severus finds out about Harry's living conditions at the Dursleys, he does the unexpected and rescues the child, planning to let Remus Lupin deal with the consequences.
Severus, against his better judgment, stays for the consequences.Series
- Part 1 of The Amaranth Wards
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12 Jul 2025
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This is my version of the story "Dragons Are Everywhere!" that Severus Snape reads to Harry in "A Childhood Well Spent" by Isscha. Sadly, I can't draw, so the pictures are described in parentheses.
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11 Jul 2025
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Harry doesn’t think much about the Triwizard Tournament beyond being relieved that he won’t have anything to do with it at all. It seems like he might finally have a quiet, peaceful year.
So, of course, his name ends up coming out of the Goblet of Fire despite the fact that he would never in a million years enter this death tournament willingly.
The entire school turns their back on him once more, only this time, he truly feels alone. Is this how it’s always going to be? Year after year of being thrown into life-threatening danger at Hogwarts while surrounded by people who can’t decide whether they love or hate him only to be shunted off to the Dursleys –who certainly aren’t shy about how much they hate him– every summer?
It feels like the fighting never ends. Harry is so, so tired…
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- Part 1 of Little Lamb
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After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter finds an injured snake and nurses it back to health. It’s Severus Snape, of course.