the_hexerer
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Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
10 Sep 2022
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After no contact for almost a decade, Thorin decides (is forced by Balin) to write to the Company’s hobbit and announce his trip to the Blue Mountains, which leads him through the Shire.
Because of reasons, he doesn’t send the letter until the day of his departure from the Lonely Mountain and thus does not know if the Burglar wants to even see him again.
But he has asked for a sign whether he is welcome in Bilbo’s home (and heart): for the hobbit to tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree atop his smial.
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Poor as a church mouse by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 May 2021
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Many years ago, a feeble lad and a future king meet in the streets of Ered Luin.
Or: When Thorin bought Nori for the night, he never thought that he would still have to explain his motives (and innocence) 45 years later, but, on second thought, he could have gone about that whole thing in a better way. But really, he actually had just wanted to sleep. No one made sound decisions after two days without rest!
(Turns out, this was one of the best choices he had ever made, though.)Series
- Part 3 of The fable of the Lion and the Mouse
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To beard the lion in his den by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Apr 2021
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Dwalin had only wanted to find out more about the elusive dwarf, who saved him in the smugglers’ caverns, but abruptly finds himself thrown into the middle of a plot that endangers not only the king and his heirs, but also everything he had worked for since becoming Captain of the Guard. Soon, he has to question who to trust and no choice but to delve deep into the dark and gory underworld of Ered Luin.
Or: Let’s play a game called “How long can I keep Dwalin from finding out Nori’s name?” :D
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- Part 2 of The fable of the Lion and the Mouse
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When the cat's away, the mice will play by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Apr 2021
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Dwalin is forced to learn that some deeds of the past will come back to haunt you, when he is caught by the very gang of smugglers he had been investigating. As things are looking rather dire for him, his life seems to lie in the hands of one wicked dwarf, whom he had last seen about forty years ago. But back then, their roles had been reversed, and the other dwarf had been the one at Dwalin’s mercy.
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- Part 1 of The fable of the Lion and the Mouse
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Bearskin by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
25 Jan 2021
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This is a tale of the harsh life of one dwarven king and how he was forced to wander Middle Earth as an outcast until he met a young hobbit, who let him into his home and thus stole his heart, and maybe even what happened after that.
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The fable of the Lion and the Mouse by the_hexerer
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 May 2021
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A fairytale of hobbits, bears, and dwarven kings by the_hexerer
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
25 Jan 2021
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A number of suspicious deaths at South Haven Penitentiary are being ignored by the authorities, but have attracted the attention of various other parties.
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That one time Dick and Jason accidentally ended up undercover on the same mission and started a riot.
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Sunrise in Exile by Ragdoll (Keshka)
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
16 Aug 2025
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Tony does the math and realizes their best chance to save the universe is by... not confronting Thanos on his own turf.
So he steals a wizard and a spider and a space ship. And he runs.
(Three humans and an A.I in space, the alien friendships they make along the way, and discovering how science and magic might coexist in a universe where they can be one and the same.)
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War Prize by STARSdidathing
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)
05 Nov 2022
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Odin has invaded Earth with the help of the fire giants. Thor is being kept from Earth and Loki is helping Asgard with their war. When Tony is captured and brought to Asgard, he's certain that he's done for - but to his surprise, he finds an unlikely ally in a scheming Loki.
It turns out that the mage is in league with Thor to stop the invasion. The only catch? In order to keep Tony from being killed at dawn, he's told Asgard that he's taken Tony as his war prize.
Please read tags and chapter 1 notes for potential trigger warnings.
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Sharpen Your Teeth by STARSdidathing
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
06 Dec 2022
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A betrayed Tony Stark leaves the Avengers. He's angry and bitter but he's not about to stop being a hero. The problem is that not everyone is happy with his decision.
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Human by usedupshiver
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types
11 Oct 2015
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When no-one has seen Tony Stark for six months he suddenly invites Loki to his Malibu mansion, asking Loki for help evaluating if his AI could pass for human. How could he possibly say no?