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    “Cyno,” Tighnari says, “you need to stop telling jokes at dinner.”
    “You keep saying that,” Cyno says, unfazed.

    in which tighnari keeps kissing cyno after every awful joke, and cyno has no idea why.

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    19 Nov 2025

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    After their first meeting in Simulanka, Wanderer and Albedo meet again, and again... and again? First time is a coincidence, the rest is all up to them. They talk about anything, from tea to plans of saving the world. Perhaps something extra blooms from that on the way?

    Canon compliant with behind-the-scenes content and other fun additions.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    Mike walks in on his roommate making out with another guy and gets really upset about it. For all of the normal, straight reasons.

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    12 Aug 2025

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    They meet in Auckland. Then Wonwoo chases Mingyu around the world.

    Wonwoo wonders if this is how he falls in love with him: city by city.

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    14 May 2025