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SUNDAY, 06:37:56 PM
in the 'jean's beloved children <3' server!
wetqiuqiu: I AM DONE
wetqiuqiu: I AM DONE WITH MY ANGST
wetqiuqiu: LISTEN I KNOW THAT I WAS SUPPOOSED TO WRITE A ZHONGCHI SMUT BUT KAEBEDO GOT TOGETHER SO I FINISHED MY KAEBEDO FANTASY AU ANGST
LUMINEISAFURRY: nevermind im going offline!
LUMINEISAFURRY: i'd rather not cry again!
wetqiuqiu: OKAY NO LKISTEN
wetqiuqiu: HEAR ME OUT
onewiththestars: oh no do we have to pull out our ao3s and block xingqiu again?
lovelyzyunjin: it was funny when we decided to group block him on his bday
hotlingling: to be fair it was karma for always bullying chongyun
icyunyun: true </3
smokinghotgingerajax: oh so does that mean you fell for how he bullied you?
ateezhongli: sounds like some real stockholm syndrome vibes from here
lisolluve: now that you think about that is very true
ei :): oh so we're favoring xingqiu slander now?
wetqiuqiu: NO WE'RE NOT OMFG.
aetherisafurry: STOP OMG SLAY ZHONGLI
LUMINEISAFURRY: HELP I FORGOT ABOUT THAT OMGG
wetqiuqiu: ISTG OMG YOU BITCHES REALLY NEVER KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP
ayaya!!: i'm still a bit unfamiliar with ao3 😔
huhuloonasolos!: NO WORRIES AYAKA!
huhuloonasolos!: i can help i use ao3
YANFEIST!: to be fair hu tao only reads comfort fics and uses the filter HELP
kiyoamber:): aww thats kinda cute
gayatofrfr: FR GUYS I KNOW HOW TO USE AO3 TOO
sucrowose!: wait how?
thomaurs: he reads domestic fanfics of this one show he loves to cure how bad the writing of that show is
diluluc: either that or the weird smuts he finds
fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: I am repulsed.
aetherisaloser: HELP WHAT.
ayaya!!: brother what is this behaviour....
yaehottestbitch: i'd love to think ayato has some weird personality or fetish he hides from us
scarakuzushi: like for example a foot fetish
kaedehara-kazu: but we aren't assuming btw it's just a thought
scarakuzushi: ah no, i'm defenitly accusing.
LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: HELP
onewiththestars: NAH THEYVE ALL HAVE THEIR LAST NERVE ON AYATO TO ACCUSE HIM OF THIS
everyoursbarb: everyone ganging up on ayato is my religion 😔
gayatofrfr: IM GOING TO CRY.
kaeyakreideprinz<3: PLS YALL NEVER MISS THE CHANCE TO SLANDER THE SHIT OUT OF AYATO ITS HILARIOUS
sucrowose!: the new punching bag
thehottestofthemall: the new childe
smokinghotgingerajax: STOP IT.
keqingxin: LOLLLLL
wetqiuqiu: guys my fanfic pwease :((
mom <3: oh sorry xingqiu, i'll go check it out rn :))
lisolluve: me too, dw i have a free period i'll be happy to take a look
smokinghotgingerajax: i already opened ao3
smokinghotgingerajax: bet if it involves death <3
smokinghotgingerajax: imagining kaeya in such a vulnerable state seems fascinating to read
kaeyakreideprinz: ...☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
onewiththestars: ah yes mental hospital, this ugly ginger right here
albedoalberich: what the fuck.
YANFEIST!: LMAO MONA
LUMINEISAFURRY: NOT ALBEDO GOOD FUCKING BYE
LUMINEISAFURRY: YALL ARE GOING TO BREAK HIM SOON 😭
albedoalberich<3: i've already been broken before all of this, its fine
yaehottestbitch: I-
yaehottestbitch: so does his harem find the mental unstableness attractive or...?
ei :): to be fair, zhongli finds childe attractive so...
gguang: I-
bei: LMAO PLEASE, GET HIM EI
smokinghotgingerajax: THE SLANDER.
smokinghotgingerajax: IM SUEING ALL OF YOU, MEANIES
aetherisaloser: well to be fair albedo should be the only person to see kaeya in that state /hj
albedoalberich<3: oh...
kaeyakreideprinz<3: ...why
LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: i really wish i was blind right about now
lovelyzyunjin: same...
ayaya!!: LUMINE LIKE.
ayaya!!: lumine sweetie
ayaya!!: lumine baby, this isn't you 🥺
wetqiuqiu: im gonna kms /j
wetqiuqiu: well to be fair i am gonna write explicit stuff about kaebedo soon <33
kaeyakreideprinz<3: oh...
albedoalberich<3: i dont necessarily mind
LUMINEISAFURRY: ALBEDO HELLO???
yassslaygayventi: albedo? 🤨📸
lisolluve: VENTI 😭
icyunyun: to be fair it happened to zhongli and childe when they got together so it should happen to them
hotlingling: OH SHUT UP YOU'RE ONLY TRYING TO DEFEND YOUR BOYFRIEND HERE
everyoursbarb: simp behaviour
ben10: simp behaviour
razor: simp behaveor
LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: LETS GO RAZOR
icyunyun: let's stick to bullying childe and ayato 😔
wetqiuqiu: well thank u i appreciate it albedo <33
smokinghotgingerajax: what about me and kaeya uwu 🥺💞
kaeyakreideprinz<3: bro 🤨
wetqiuqiu: ew
smokinghotgingerajax: OH CMON I WAS THE FIRST ONE WHO PUT A KUDO IN UR WORK
albedoalberich<3: say anything about my kae and i'll put an end to you myself
keqingxin: either that or zhongli will fold him again
ganyubemine?: CONTEXT BRO
keqingxin: got bro-zoned by my girlfriend of 5 years 😔😔😔😔😔
yasslaygayventi: THIS IS WHEN WE START CHANGING SUBJECTS HA 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍😍😍
yassslaygayventi: like my kae? ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
yassslaygayventi: anyway 😭😭😭
thehottestofthemall: guess venti's back to normal
yassslaygayventi: I WASNT NORMAL BEFORE ANYWAYS 👿👿💀💀💀💀💀
xiaoalatus: albedo murderer era
LUMINEISAFURRY: albedo yandere era
aetherisaloser: albedo serial killer going viral even tho he shouldnt be viral era
eularlarlar: that is scarily very accurate
aetherisaloser: 😁😁😁😁😁😁
albedoalberich<3: death is just slleeping <3
keqingxin: yass murderer era slay!
albedoalberich<3: oh speaking of which @mom<3
mom<3: yes?
albedoalberich<3: i'd like to excuse me and kaeya, we're currently at my mother's house since klee had insisted. Kaeya is currently meeting with my family and we promise to be back by Monday morning for classes.
ayaya!!: it's giving fake excuse letter from a 6yr old so they can skip school
LUMINEISAFURRY: NOT THE ALBEDO SKANDER WHAT IS THIS
kiyoamber:): you screwed urself for that one ayaka
eularlarlar: watch the albedo simps come for her neck
eularlarlar: also aka kaeya
huhuloonasolos!: where's the lie 😭
mom<3: yes, it's no problem
diluluc: oh so that's why he's been spamming me SOS messages
diluluc: [insert forwarded picture of Kaeya looking near to tears with the text 'IM SI NERVOUS I'M GOING TO PISS MYSELF.jpeg]
thomaurs: yes and instead of helping your brother you expose him here
LUMINEISAFURRY: THOMA????
lisolluve: diluc's so fucked
arosari: slayy..
albedoalberich<3: ah no worries Kaeya's actually doing great with my family
albedoalberich<3: [insert picture of Kaeya playing tea party with Klee.jpeg]
albedoalberich<3: [insert selfie of Kaeya kissing Albedo's cheek, Klee kissing Kaeya's cheek and Alice (Albedo's foster mom) laughing at them in the background.jpeg]
LUMINEISAFURRY: AWWW THATS GENUINELY SO NCUTE
aetherisaloser: klee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
mom<3: aww look how cute klee is
mom<3: she's still as adorable as she was when she was young
lisolluve: oh how cute, jean still loves klee despite not seeing her in so long
mom<3: i will always love klee, i miss her everyday
YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: YOU SAID SHES SO?? WAH 😭
kaeyakreideprinz<3: I MISS YOU TOO SISTER JEAN
aetherisaloser: SISTER JEAN LMAOOOO
thehottestofthemall: kaeya james charles era ig
icyunyun: cute, it goes along with albedo's murderer phase
kaedehara-kazu: sounds like a scandal waiting to happen
yaehottestbitch: "Youtuber couple, Kaeya Alberich and Albedo Kreideprinz, has been accussed of charged assult againt fellow companion, Xingqiu Guhua"
yassslaygayventi: LMAO PLS
LUMINEISAFURRY: IM GONNA CRY
grrorou: sounds like a hit waiting to happen
ei :): to be fair anything My Yae writes will be successful
yassslaygayventi: nvm i hope you guys choke
ganyubemine?: well at least we know venti is back to normal
yassslaygayventi: take me to therapy 😔
albedoalberich<3: @kaeyakreideprinz<3 klee give kaeya his phone back
ayaya!!: what....
bei: LMAO WHAT
kaeyakreideprinz<3: BUT BIG BROTHER ALBEDO WANT TO TALK TO SISTYER JEAN
mom<3: klee?
kaeyakreideprinz<3: SISTER JEAN? WAHHH I MISSED YOU SO MUV=VH
mom<3: i have missed you too klee :DD
kaeyakreideprinz<3: SISTER JEAN I MADE FRIENDZ AH SHOOL TODAY
mom<3: i'm happy you made friends and school today klee!
kaeyakreideprinz<3: THANK YU
kaeyakreideprinz<3: WAIT BIG BROTHER KAEYA IS KISZING BIG BROTHER ALBEDO I HVE TO BREAK THEM APART
kaeyakreideprinz<3: EW
kaeyakreideprinz<3: [insert blurry picture of Kaeya kissing Albedo.jpeg]
kaeyakreideprinz<3: [insert shaky video of Klee yelling at Kaeya to stop kissing Albedo and Kaeya was just laughing and hugging Albedo close, kissing him again and Klee yells at him to stop.file]
LUMINEISAFURRY: PLEASE
yassslaygayventi: that made my day klee :(
yassslaygayventi: ALSO YES SLAY BEAT THEM UP FOR KISSING IN FRONT OF YOU
kaeyakreideprinz<3: i'm homhobiv
bei: ....
gguang: ...
gayatofrfr: get it ig
YOURONEANDONITTO!: HGEY THATS WHAT VENTI SAYS WHEN HE SEES TWO MEN KISSING ON THE STREETS
arosari: thats just sad, venti
yassslaygayventi: HELP
yassslaygayventi: it's my influence <3
scarakuzushi: drown and die
yasslaygayventi: 🥺
diluluc: well im glad kaeya's doing okay. Albedo please take care of my brother. he's my only one.
onewiththestars: diluc's at gun point i feel it
onewiththestars: i'm a fortune teller i can tell
ateezhongli: Miss Mona, isn't it called a predictor?
onewiththestars: i'm a three in one <33 best of both worlds <33
thomaurs: :))
gayatofrfr: you really can be scary sometimes, love
thomaurs: :DD
mom<3: im against violence around school but if this is what it takes for diluc to finnaly speak his true feelings then so be it
eularlarlar: i may be of assistance if you like
aetherisaloser: THE LESBIAN AGENSA IM TELLING YOU
thomaurs: ...... :)
YOIYOIMMIYA!!: THOMA'S SO SCARY STOPO IT
YOIYOIMMIYA!!: STOP HIM
albedoalbedrich<3: no worries diluc, i think hes doing just fine
albedoalberich<3: [insert picture of Kaeya smiling over at Albedo qwhile helping Klee and Alice.jpeg]
ei :): the constant pictures of kaeya being happy with albedo is adorable
LUMINEISAFURRY: THE KAEVEDO CONTENT IS FEEDING MY SOUL
kiyoamber:): yeah esp with the long slow burn we got from them
diluluc: good..you have my thanks
diluluc: i'm glad kaeya's happy and that he has you
albedoalberich<3: thank you diluc :))
kaeyakreideprinz<3: [insert picture of kaeya feeding albedo and albedo only scrunching his nose at him.jpeg]
yassslaygayventi: ISTG THIS WILL MAKE ME ACTUALLY HOMOPHOBIC
onewiththestars: ALLY?
fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: ALLY!?
wetqiuqiu: OKAY SHUT IT LOSERS
wetqiuqiu: KAEBEDO FLUFF IS NOT THE AGENDA WE ARE ON THE ANGST TRAIN
yassslaygayventi: XINGQIU STOP
LUMINEISAFURRY: SOMEONE STOP HIM
aetherisaloser: @icyunyun
icyunyun: DONT ASK ME THIS IS BEYONG MY CONTROL.
lisolluve: what a normal day we're having today
eularlarlar: you have therapy in two hours
lisolluve: that's what i said normal days to be had
LUMINEISAFURRY: @hotlingling 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
hotlingling: no
hotlingling: y'all know xingqiu was an attention seeker this is all on you
wetqiuqiu: HEY WHAT THE FUCK
bei: true
bei: there was this one time in fencing class he did a fucking flip to impress chongyun and he fell on the floor after
gguang: uhm....
shenhe.: what a slay
huhuloonasolos!: NAHHH SHENHE
smokinghotgingerajax: now that's some foul play right there <3
sucrowose!: a little random
sucrowose!: i feel like childe's the type to type in slang and call himself a "youngster"
keqingxin: uhm...
LUMINESIAFURRY: NOW...
aetherisaloser: HELPPP
yassslaygayventi: his ugly ass old crusting boyfriend had something to do with that blame him
yaehottestbitch: OH.
thehottestofthemall: oh he's fighting back
ei :): i cannot wait for zhongli to throw rocks at you from the liyue dorm
ei :): the view will be nice from here
saravityyy: a beach chair will be ready for you if the outcome comes
yassslaygayventi: 🥺🥺🥺☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😔😔😔😔💔💔💔💔
thehottestofthemall: nevermind the emojis make him unlikeable again
ganyubemine?: LMAO
aetherisaloser: the rejection is getting to him
LUMINEISAFURRY: WHAT.
yasslaygayventi: OMG LUMINE SHUT UP.
aetherisaloser: i mean gay people <333333
ayaya!!: ...
ayaya!!: love, i love you but please you aren't saving anyone
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SUNDAY, 07:00:06 PM
in the "THE TOO COOL FOR THE SERVER LMAOS" groupchat!
LUMINEISAFURRY: NAH LUMINE WTF
aetherisaloser: IM SORRY VENTI 😭😭💔
yassslaygayventi: WELL ITS OKAY
yasslaygayventi: BUT WHAT ABOUT DILUC HELP HES SO GOING TO CONNECT THE DOTS
yassslaygayventi: i didnt just like a taken man
yassslaygayventi: I LIKED A SMART ONE TOO
aetherisaloser: i'll pester xingqiu
LUMINEISAFURRY: omg youre such a loser
aetherisaloser: SHUT UP NOT NOW.
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SUNDAY, 06:37:56 PM
in the direct messages between 'aetherisaloser' and 'wetqiuqiu'
'aetherisaloser' sent a message!
aetherisaloser: your fic sucks
wetqiuqiu: i know what you're doing
wetqiuqiu: to be fair that was kind of bad bestie
aetherisaloser: I ALR APOLOGIZED TO VENTI ITS FINE 😭
wetqiuqiu: i'll only do this for venti
wetqiuqiu: the rejection got to you too
aetherisaloser: thanks i needed a good humbling
wetqiuqiu: my pleasure
wetqiuqiu: uwu
aetherisaloser: ....
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SUNDAY, 07:08:34 PM
in the 'jean's beloved children <3' server!
wetqiuqiu: i will not wait y'all are losers
wetqiuqiu: SO BASICALLY
wetqiuqiu: "Cold...Like always" Albedo narrated to himself as he stared off at Dragonspine. He stood just outside his camp in Dragonspine and continued to observe his surroundings.
Cold. So cold. As it always was in Dragonspine. None of the conditions bothered the chief alchemist, Albedo. He was surely used to it was all. His laboratory was located there and if he hadn't gotten used to the cold climate of Dragonspine he would have frozen his ass off way back then. It was snowing heavily as it always was. Albedo wasn't that surprised with the circumstances. He reached his hand out and watched as the snowflakes land on it. He hummed a familiar tune as he watched the snow trickle down slowly.
hotlingling: you are not
wetqiuqiu: Dragonspine was a terrifying place to say the least. Due to recent events, it became even more alarming once Albedo knew his double was lurking around somewhere ready to kill him. He had been on his guard for these past few weeks and it's an understatement to say that he was growing restless and impatient. Sure, he was on his guard and ready to fight the failed experiment but he felt restless as he waited for the failed experiment to come to him instead. This clone situation had been stressful and Albedo couldn't help but be slightly annoyed with it. He felt empathy towards the clone. If he was in it's shoes he would do exactly what it was doing now but now wasn't the time to empathize with it. It was dangerous and out to get him Albedo should erase all feelings towards it.
He had been thinking and strategizing what to do with the clone situation by himself. He was his own ally and the only one who could defeat the wandering clone. It would be foolish to go after the clone itself. Albedo had thought of the consequences of his decisions and had concluded that this was the best choice. He felt ready to shed some blood, even if that blood was from his own master's failed experiment. That blood would be on his hands and he truly was preparing himself to accept that. He had found the joy of being brought into the world unlike the failed clone and it was after him for that very reason. He had the joy that the clone was yearning for so much. That joy was with Kaeya. It was with Klee. It was with his friends. It was with existing in the world itself. He had finally found the joy of being brought into the world and now he had to fight to keep that happiness.
albedoalberich<3: oh wait this sounds interesting keep going on
wetqiuqiu: SEE SOMEONE CAN APPRECIATE MY WORK
yaehottestbitch: the use of the scenario is quite fascinating
ei :): go on, young xingqiu
wetqiuqiu: HEHE
arosari: i can tell this is feeding his attention seeking persona
kiyoamber:): i'm starting to think rosaria is lisa's therapist
lisolluve: was it that obvious?
LUMINEISAFURRY: NAHHH STOP
diluluc: your writing is really good, xingqiu
wetqiuqiu: TY TY <3
wetqiuqiu: bedtime stories, losers, get comfortable <3
wetqiuqiu: He sighed and observed how his breathe had caught in the cold air, creating a white mist of sorts. The traveler would be the best ally to Albedo and he knew that. She and Paimon were two out of the three people who knew of the secret about the clone and everything that Albedo was trying to keep from the world. But she had left to handle under matters elsewhere and now she were no help. So, it was up to Albedo. It was for the best. Albedo would have been in the way of the traveler. It would be best to deal with this situation himself rather than rely on his friend. Her and Paimon had enough on their plates and Albedo felt a little bad when the traveler told him about their travels and quests in Inazuma. Albedo only sighed and told her not to overwork herself but he knew those words fell on deaf ears. Lumine and Paimon were safe from Albedo's troubles and that was all that mattered. This was his battle after all.
Same goes for his little sister and his boyfriend. His lover, Kaeya was one of the people who knew about his existence and his purpose for living and such. Albedo had told him everything one night and he felt safe. Kaeya had only pulled him closer to him while they laid in bed together while he narrated his origins. He remembered that night well. Kaeya whispered into his ear, "I love you, Albedo and that's all that would matter".
Albedo had responded with doubt, "But...how could you love someone like me?"
yassslaygayventi: NOT THE ANGST GET OUT OF HERE
kaedehara-kazu: no go on
scarakuzushi: you're only saying that because you like angst
kaedehara-kazu: it feeds on my old friend's loss
gayatofrfr: bro is in the military he's fine 😭
YOURONEANDONITTO!: BUT STILL GO ON BRO CRY IT OUT
kaedehara-kazu: No for i have had enough crying, there are no tears left to cry
ben10: spoken like a true arianator
LETSROCKANDROLL!!: NOT THE ARIANA
razor: get into it yuh
everyoursbarb: THATS A DIFFERENT ARTIST RAZOR 😭
kaeyakreideprinz<3: OOOH KLEE LIKES HER, SHE WORE THAT GREY DRESSY BACK THEN
mom<3: would you like to make you one like it, klee?
kaeyakreideprinz<3: REALLY/KL?
kaeyakreideprinz<3: YES PLEASE I LOVE YOU SISTER JEAN
eularlarlar: can you even sew, jean
mom<3: shush...
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SUNDAY, 07:38:24 PM
in the ' THE TOO COOL FOR THE GC LMAOS'
LUMINEISAFURRY: lumine your dumbass got lucky this one time
LUMINEISAFURRY: DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN
yasslaygayventi: WAIT WHAT DID XINGQIU SAY LET ME SEE
aetherisaloser sent a screenshot!
LUMINEISAFURRY: NAH THE FACT HE KNEW
yassslaygayventi: we love being loyal
yassslaygayventi: ehem
aetherisaloser: crying
aetherisaloser: i'm really sorry about that venti 😭
yassslaygayventi: thank you <//3 its fine dw
yassslaygayventi: IM TERYING SO GARD TO GET RID OF THESE FEELINGS I HATE THIS
yassslaygayventi: IM SORRY U EVEN HAD TO FREAK OUT OVER THAT BECAUSE OF ME
aetherisaloser: YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SORRY VENTI 😭
yassslaygayventi: I STILL FEEL THE NEED TO IM SORRY 💔😔
LUMINEISAFURRY: OMG STOP SAYING SORRY I'LL STAB UR EYES OUT AND SMASH UR PHONES
LUMINEISAFURRY: EVERYONE IS SORRY THATS THAT
yassslaygayventi: i'll fix the problem guys dw, i'll be fine
yassslaygayventi: i'll fix the problem by ignoring it <3
LUMINEISAFURRY: that's not healthy but slay
aetherisaloser: get the chair and table. Dr. Lumine is in the house to heal venti's already broken soul
yassslaygayventi: it's always been broken anyways 😭
LUMINEISAFURRY: book rosaria
LUMINEISAFURRY: she helped me get over my sister issues
yassslaygayventi: HELP
aetherisaloser: OUT AETHER.