Archive of Our Own ^beta

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• This takes place in a High School or Modern AU! 
• most of the jokes in here are probably going to be a little sexual, suicidal or wish harm on to someone?
• The Archons do exist in this world but they arent Zhongli, Ei and Venti. They are nothing but ordinary people
• there is plot! (because it'll be all over the place as it is a bit rushed)
• Updates are very unpredictable, if a joke or smth insensitive jumps out please do comment them so i can correct the mistakes i do along the way!
• usernames are irrelevant in later chapters due to the inconvenience as of later chapters!

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THURSDAY, 11:23:45 AM

LUMINEISAFURRY added (like what 44 people) into the server!

server name: aether > lumine

welcome!

diluluc: what the hell is this and when can i leave

kaeyalberich<3: n-n-no do-don't weave us, m-master dwiluc!

arosari: this is why abortion is a thing.

gayatofrfr: HELP, YOU DO REALIZE THIS IS THE FIRST MESSAGE YOU'VE EVER SENT TO THIS GC.

diluluc: no he doesn't realize it, he's too much of an idiot to realize that right now.

kaeyalberich<3: n-no fair, g-g-guys mwaster dwiluc is bwullying mwe!

yassslaygayventi: YOU TELL HIM, KAEYA. TELL HIM HOW YOU TRULY FEEL!?

aetherisaloser: NO NO MORE I BEG OF YOU.

thomaurs: i'm going to go take a nap in this class.. because i am horrified that i'm going to be kaeya's stepbrother if i ever get married to diluc...

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: THE FACT HE'S CONSIDERED MARRYING DILUC SOMEDAY NOBODY TALK TO ME

gayatofrfr: what abt me, baby :<

gayatofrfr: okay but seriously, rest well, baby ily <33 my beautiful little pookie bear, i hope you rest well ilysm <33

ayaya!!: yikes

gayatofrfr: ISTG AYAKA CAN YOU SHUT IT

ayaya!!: i only bully you brother.

gayatofrfr: this really is why you shouldn't date lumine

LUMINEISAFURRY: HELP

aetherisaloser: ayato, my respect for you is slowly dying

gayatofrfr: it probabaly wasn't that high in the first place anyways <//3

yassslaygayventi: i'm suddenly very homophobic

thomaurs:  ty ayato :>>. ilyt <33

kaeyalberich<3: GET REKT DILUC

diluluc: thoma, sleep well. i love you.

thomaurs: I LOVE YOU BOTH, AYATO AND DILUC TY <33 

thomaurs: OKAY TO CLEAR IT UP, i'm marrying BOTH Kamisato Ayato and Diluc Ragnvindr in the future. Happy, Ayato?

diluluc: <3

gayatofrfr: ILYT, BABY WAAAAAH <3333 

thomaurs went offline!

arosari: "GET REKT KAEYA"

smokinghotgingerajax: HELP 😭

yassslaygayventi: NOT AYATHOMALUC BEING GAY ON THE MAIN AGAIN, CAN SOMEONE STOP THEM ISTG IM GONNA BE SO HOMOPHOBIC.

LUMINEISAFURRY: that's because you're single

yassslaygayventi: ISTG, AETHER CAN YOU STFU WE GET IT

lisolluve: there are children in this server, have some shame will you, kaeya.

arosari: ah yes, bullying kaeya. my favorite time of the day.

kaeyalberich<3: why don't you love me, rosawia 🥺

arosari: fuck you.

ben10: hey! wait a minute are we the children you're talking about!?

razor: razor ad bennett not kds. wre jnirs.

grrorou: why do i feel like this is just a whole new language i'm just reading.

ben10: HEY DONT BULLY RAZOR! HE'S PERFECT.

icyunyun:  true.

everyoursbarb: NO CAUSE IF ANY ONE OF YOU BULLIES RAZOR, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.

everyoursbarb: gorou was it? A sophomore who's in the fencing club? I know what class you're having next...

grrorou: I- I'M SORRY-

keqingxin: wait aren't you an idol? you're gonna get into controversies with this whole threatening thing

everyoursbarb: i don't care, if any of you bully razor, i shall risk my idol career and END. YOU.

jean!!: okay, barbara. please do calm down.

bei: yeah, that gorou's boyfriend is in the fucking football team and he's jack as shit 💀

bei: NOT AS JACK AS ME BUT YK WHAT I MEAN

gguang: yes, beidou we know you're very buff 

bei: <33

gguang: <33

yassslaygayventi: ISTG THIS IS JUST HOMOPHOBIC

razor: 5h

ben10: PREACH !?

yaehottestbitch: isn't itto that buff one who constantly carries gorou around the campus who just flexes he's dating him

grrorou: it's embarassing but i think it's cute

yassslaygayventi: ISTG THIS IS JUST HOMOPHOBIA CAN THE COUPLES SHUT UP FOR ONCE

ei :): who?

gayatofrfr: HELP, ITTO'S GONNA HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS ONE

gayatofrfr: HE'S BEEN SAYIGN HE'S GONNA BEAT EI ONE DAY AT FOOTBALL CAUSE HE SAW HER LIKE RUN A MILLION MILES AN HOUR ONCE ON THE FIELD AND EI DOESNT EVEN KNOW HIM HELP

YOURONEANDONNITTO!: AYATO, BROTHER. I TOLD YOU THIS TO NOT SHARE IT

gayatofrfr: TOO BAD. EI DOESNT EVEN KNOW YOU

YOURONEANDONNITTO!: 😭😻

huhuloonasolos!: THE CAT EMOJI HELP

ateezhongli: yes i do agree with Miss Lisa. Sir Kaeya please do refrain from saying such things in the gc as they might be misinterpreted by many.

ateezhongli: j

smokinghotgingerajax: LI, WHAT'S WITH THE J 

ateezhongli: apologies, ajax. i am still not used to this modern device you have given me.

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: IT'S CONFIRMED ZHONGLI'S THE DESIGNATED GRANDPA

wetqiuqiu: wasn't this established a long time ago? he's litterally the oldest one in this entire server.

icyunyun: and how would you know that, xingqiu?

wetqiuqiu: I KNOW EVEERYONE IN THIS GC IS, WHY WOUDL I NOT KNOW MY LOVELY AND DEAREST CHONGYUN.

icyunyun: ok

wetqiuqiu: DON'T JUST OK ME 😩

hotlingling: yikes...

huhuloonasolos!: YES, ZHONGLI IS INDEED A GRANDPA! HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO WORK A LOT OF GADJETS LKMAO

huhuloonasolos!: ONE TIME I SWA HIM TRY TO USE THRE COFFEE MAKER IN THE STUDENT COUSCIL OFFICE AND HE DIDN'T KNOW IT NEEDED TO BE PLUGGED IN LMAO SO HE WAS JUST STANDING THERE AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THE COFFEE. HE EVEN REACHED HIS HAND INSIDE THE BEAN CONTAINER LMAO

huhuloonasolos: also cause my grandfather died and he reminds me very much of zhongli! :))

onewiththestars: the went from 0 to 100 real quick

yassslaygayventi: THE RANDOMJ TRAUMA DUMPO- (also my deepest condolences bestie <333 )

YANFEIST: hu tao, are you okay? :((

ateezhongli: my sincerest condolences about your late grandfather, hu tao.

huhuloonasolos: no worries everyone! grandfather is safe in heaven i suppose.

LUMINEISAFURRY: HELLO EVERYONE!

aetherisaloser: HELP WHAT KIND OF USERNAME IS THAT

LUMINEISAFURRY: ITS TRUE THO. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED TBH.

eularlarlar:  uh, please do explain. first of all who are you? second, what is a furry and lastly, why is lumine a..furry?

jean!!: y-you don't know what a furry is? ☹️

eularlarlar: is that such a bad thing?

kiyoamber:): EULA. A FURRY IS A PERSON WHO LIKE ANIMALS WITH HUMAN LIKE FEATURES.

eularlarlar: oh..

kaedehara-kazu: you just scared eula away.

kokomimyloves: traumatized her and everything too.

yassslaygayventi: PLEASE EULA, WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK. SHOULDVE JUST KEPT UR MKOUTH SHUT.

eularlarlar: you don't have the right to talk back to me loser.

yassslaygayventi: I- 

yassslaygayventi: BITCH-

thehottestofthemall: i'll kick him for you, if that's necesarry eula.

eularlarlar: please do

yassslaygayventi: AS IF YOU DONT KICK ME ENOUGH ALREADY 

thehottestofthemall: it's my favorite sport

yassslaygayventi: I AM NOT A BALL.

kokomimyloves: i just realized both kaeya and venti have two hot women just bullying them, i dont know i just find it funny 😭

diluluc: they're best friends too, how fitting

saravityyy: you don't have to explain yourself, babe. we know what ur talking abt alr

kokomimyloves: ty babe <//3

yassslaygayventi: ISTG WHEN WILL IT STOP

LUMINEISAFURRY: ANYWAYS, VENTI STFU. THIS IS THE HOTTER TWIN, AETHER

aetherisaloser: ew

aetherisaloser: THIS IS THE HOTTER TWIN, LUMINE

yassslaygayventi: HELP WAIT AETHER'S USER IS >>

aetherisaloser: VENTI STFU.

LUMINEISAFURRY: LMAO, IT'S CAUSE I SHOWED LUMINE THAT ONE VIDEO OF TAEHYUNG WITH YEONTAN AND WHEN HE KISSED YEONTAN HE LIKE LIKED HIS LIPS

bei: NO DONT BRING THAT BACK WTF

keqingxin: that video haunts my dreams.

ganyubemine?: i open this gc for the first time and this is the first thing that i see...

bei: NO GANYU STAY BACK, TURN AWAY.

ganyubemine?: i'll take up on that offer...

ayaya!!: firstly, it was thoma and now ganyu. you guys shouldn't have added the sweethearts in this <//3

gayatofrfr: ig they only add ass headed sisters in the gc

ayaya!!: i'm blocking you.

gayatofrfr: NO WAIT-

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: the amount of sibling love in this server is so cute! /s

kokomimyloves: the tone indicator 💀

fischlprinzessinderverurteilung: That video had given me continuous night terrors as it was very traumatic to watch! The prinzessin der verurteilung is ashamed by being a, as they say, "Taehyung Stan" because of that rather vulgar and disgusting video with that handsome man and his dog!

onewiththestars: and then she speaks....

LUMINEISAFURRY: OKAY ANYWAYS, LUMINE SAW THAT FUCKING VIDEO AND WENT "i low-key want to be Yeontan right now" WHICH LITTERALY MEANS SHE'S A FURRY

LUMINEISAFURRY: MY OWN TWIN SISTER IS A FURRY.

aetherisaloser: BITCH LET IT GO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 

LUMINEISAFURRY: YOU CLEARLY MEANT WHAT YOU SAID, FURRY.

razor: bu razor kida like furrie?

albedokreideprinz<3: let's not, razor.

albedokreideprinz<3: you kinda are like one but yk let's not.

everyoursbarb: yes, albedo kreideprinz, a sophomore and the president of the science club.

albedokreideprinz<3: ???

kiyoamber:): barbara's apprently gonna hunt down anyone who speaks bad about razor

albedokreideprinz<3: oh, then i apologize. i didn't mean it in any ill will :))

everyoursbarb: apology accepted :))

razor: 6

yaehottestbitch: yeah this is why everyone has a crush on you albedo

albedokredeprinz<3: excuse me?

yaehottestbitch: watch this

yaehottestbitch: GUYS WHICH ONE OF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ALBEDO, RAISE UR HANDS

smokinghotgingerajax: 🤚, i thought he was the prettiest guy i've seen when he presented his valedictorian speech last year

gguang: im still confused how he got valedectorian when he was deadass a junior then

bei: guess we dont understemate someone by their age

gayatofrfr: 🤚, childe pointed him out during the speech last year

smokinghotgingerajax: bro...

gayatofrfr: bro...

aetherisaloser: 🤚

LUMINEISAFURRY: 🤚

LUMINEISAFURRY: albedo's hot

aetherisaloser: we're only gonna agree on this once...

yassslaygayventi: 🤚, THE MAN IS ATTRACTIVE DUDE, WHEN I HEARD HIS VOICE I WAS LEGIT BLUSHING AND KICKING MY FEET FR

sucrowose: 🤚, before i realized i was aroace i convinced myself albedo was my crush cause his voice was attractive.

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: 🤚, Is the albedo we speak of is the president of the science club? If so, yes. He was very attractive.

xiaoxialatus: ...

scarakuzushi: ...

onewiththestars: LMAO EVEN SCARAMOUCHE HAD A CRUSH ON ALBEDO TF

scarakuzushi: CAN YOU SHUT UP, YOU BITCH

onewiththestars: that isn't very feminism of you

smokinghotgingerajax: HELP ME, NOT YOU BEING BULLIED BY MONA

scarakuzushi: i'm gonna rip all your hair out of your head and burn them in the science club room.

albedokreideprinz<3: i don't know whether to actually be impressed or be shy

yassslaygayventi: PLEASE BE SHY, I WANNA SEE YOU BLUSH AND SHIT 

albedokreideprinz<3: in your dreams, venti. shut up.

yassslaygayventi: YES SIR ALBEDO 😻💞🥺

LUMINEISAFURRY: OKAY BUT XIAO HAVING A CRUSH ON ALBEDO IS KINDA CUTE

xiaoxialatus: mhmm...

LUMINEISAFURRY: you're very cute, alatus :>>

xiaoalatus went offline!

aetherisaloser: BYE, AETHER YOU LOSER, YOU SCARED YOUR OWN CRUSH AWAY

LUMINEISAFURRY: LUMINE SHUT UP

LUMINEISAFURRY: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA GUYS ANYWAYSSSSSSSSSSSS....THIS SERVER!

yassslaygayventi: I FUCKING KNEW YOU HAD A CRUSH ON HIM

LUMINEISAFURRY: ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYY

gguang: ah, yes what is this for?

LUMINEISAFURRY: just a simple little server! we see each other everyday but we never interact so i thought to add all of the people i knew in!

shenhe.: hmm..seems like a nice idea, thank you...lumine?

aetherisaloser: HELP, THAT'S AETHER SHENHE DW

shenhe.: ah, apologies aether. thank you, aether*

lisolluve: i think it is a better idea to introduce ourselves so people would know we all are. :)

lisolluve: besides some of us have usernames that don't have our own names so please do.

jean!!: as much as i am against this server, i guess it isn't such a bad idea. so please everyone do participate! this is a school server for homework and such.

wetqiuqiu: you know full well that isn't going to happen

jean!!: i know but a little bit of hope isn't bad right?

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: YES, MA'AM OFC.

aetherisaloser: lmao, look the lesbians are leading your own server aether, my username only continues to speak the truth.

LUMINEISAFURRY: SHUT UP

LUMINEISAFURRY: OKAY @EVERYONE. PLEASE INTRODUCE YOURSELVES, NAME, YEAR, (pronouns if y'all want to add specific ones!) AND WHATEVER YOU WANNA ADD NEXT <33

aetherisaloser: wow, aether you usually aren't this nice

LUMINEISAFURRY: lumine i'm gonna mute you

aetherisaloser: 🤐🔑🔐

yassslaygayventi: BYE 💀

LUMINEISAFURRY: OKAY! ANYWAYS! Hey guys! Everyone already knows me by Aether, I'm a junior and i go by he/they! I watched Haikyuu Season 4 and cried my balls off.

huhuloonasolos!: WHICH EPISODE?

LUMINEISAFURRY: THE EPISODE WHERE HINATA CROWNED KAGEYAMA <///3

huhuloonasolos!: ME TOO 😭 THEY WERE SOULAMTES THEN AND THERE IM GONNA CRY

LUMINEISAFURRY: TRUE <//3

aetherisaloser: 😒🔑🔐

aetherisaloser: OKAY, hey guys i'm lumine, aether's hot twin sister, i'm unfourtunately in the same class as my stupid brother, i go by she/ayaka's. and all i gotta say is SLAYC GIRLS ARE GOING DOWN

ayaya!!: :>>

yassslaygayventi: I HATE GAY PEOPLE. 

yassslaygayventi: UGH IM JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND START CAUSE YOU MFS ARE BEING GAY AND SHIT.

yassslaygayventi: WHAT'S UP BITCHES, I'M VENTI, IM ALSO A HOT JUNIOR. I'M SINGLE AND READY TO PRINGLE 🥺💞 (i'm also very homophobic towards couples cause YALL STINKY)

LUMINEISAFURRY: PRINGLE LMAO

arosari: this is exactly why you're single, loser

yassslaygayventi: day 1947492 of being bullied by women <//3

arosari: fuck off

yassslaygayventi: 🥺

arosari: you're the type of bitch to be kicked in the face for bullshit like this.

thehottestofthemall: yeah, this is why i alr do it on a daily.

kaeyalberich<3: GPOPDBYE

kaeyalberich<3: anyway, i can go next ig. Hey guys, My name is Kaeya Alberich although it's in my username alr. I'm a senior! and uh...i wear an eyepatch for funsies.

diluluc: that's not true, the reason you have an eyepatch is because when we were younger you kept wearing a stupid eyepatch and when you take it off it's a skin tone lighter than your normal skin and now it's stuck like that. 

kaeyalberich<3: CAN YOU FUCKING NOT

bei: AYO KAEYA WTH, YOU TOLD ME THE EYEPATCH WAS SOMETHING GIVEN TO YOU BY YOUR DAD HELP

arosari: he told me the eyepatch was from a rad accident he had because he was like in a horrible accident and the doctors told him to wear it cause his eye is like a dif color or smth idk

YOURONEANDONITTO!: SO KAEYA'S A GACHA LIFE CHARACTER????

huhuloonasolos!: NOT THE GACHA LIFE CHARACTER

yassslaygayventi: Like a small boat

On the ocean
Sending big waves
Into motion
Like how a single word
Can make a heart open
I might only have one match
But I can make an explosion

And all those things I didn't say
Wrecking balls inside my brain
I will scream them loud tonight
Can you hear my voice this time?

This is my fight song
Take back my life song
Prove I'm alright song
My power's turned on
Starting right now I'll be strong
I'll play my fight song
And I don't really care if nobody else believes
'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me

Losing friends and I'm chasing sleep
Everybody's worried about me
In too deep
Say I'm in too deep (in too deep)
And it's been two years I miss my home
But there's a fire burning in my bones
Still believe
Yeah, I still believe

And all those things I didn't say
Wrecking balls inside my brain
I will scream them loud tonight
Can you hear my voice this time?

This is my fight song
Take back my life song
Prove I'm alright song
My power's turned on
Starting right now I'll be strong
I'll play my fight song
And I don't really care if nobody else believes
'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me

A lot of fight left in me

Like a small boat
On the ocean
Sending big waves
Into motion
Like how a single word
Can make a heart open
I might only have one match
But I can make an explosionThis is my fight song
Take back my life song
Prove I'm alright song
My power's turned on
Starting right now I'll be strong (I'll be strong)
I'll play my fight song
And I don't really care if nobody else believes
'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me

Know I've still got a lot of fight left in me

jean!!: please don't tell me venti just sent the lyrics of the fight song...

YOURONEANDONITTO!: OKAY! 

YOURONEANDONITTO!: VENTI DID NOT JUST SEND THE ENTIRE LYRICS OF THE FIGHT SONG BY RACHEL PLATTEN

yassslaygayventi: I CANTG

saravityyy: this is exactly why i don't like him. he's an idiot.

YOURONEANDONITTO!: YK YOU LOVE ME, KUJOU SARA. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF.

saravityyy: sorry, i'm a lesbian.

wetqiuqiu: IM CRYING

gayatofrfr: Itto, drop it. Lesbians just don't like you 🙄

ayaya!!: they don't like you either.

gayatofrfr: ISTG AYAKA

LUMINEISAFURRY: NOT KAEYA GETTING EXPOSSED IN THE SERVER HELP ME

diluluc: good days

kaeyalberich<3: this is why ur dad died

diluluc: this is why both of ur dads died

aetherisaloser: DILUC'S COMEBACKS IM GONNA PISS MYSLEF

LUMINEISAFURRY: oh so ur a furry and you have a piss kink? 

aetherisaloser: CAN YOU FUCKING NOT.

aetherisaloser: CEASE FIRE BEFORE KAEYA DITCHES CLASS AND STARTS CHOKING DILUC LAST TIME

noelle16: that happened before!?

aetherisaloser: ....no, noelle.

noelle16: okay! if so please contact me if somebody does get hurt! :DD

noelle16 went offline!

aetherisaloser: really she's too pure for this world

LUMINEISAFURRY: SHUT SHUT OWNER COMING THROUGH

kaeyalberich<3: diluc, im getting up from my class and punching you in the face.

diluluc: bet.

LUMINEISAFURRY: CEASE FIRE CEASE FIRE @gayatofrfr @thomaurs PLS COLLECT DILUC DAMN 😭

LUMINEISAFURRY: can't @ kaeya's s/o when he doesn't have one

kaeyalberich<3: WOW.

gayatofrfr: d-d-d-diluc this isn't you 🥺

thomaurs went online!

thomaurs: DILUC, LOVE. STOP BULLYING KAEYA. IK HE DESERVES IT BUT PLEASE CALM DOWN.

ayaya!!: two types of people

kaeyalberich<3: i keep getting bullied on the main this is so homophobic.

albedokreideprinz<3: dw, i'll never be mean to you.

kaeyalberich<3: -D(&%@

kaeyalberich<3 went offline!

diluluc: peace and quiet

thomaurs: diluc stop bullying ur brother.

diluluc: ...

diluluc: okay only for you

yassslaygayventi: simp

diluluc: don't make me block you next venti

yassslaygayventi: YES SIR

LUMINEISAFURRY: WHAT WAS THAT-

aetherisaloser: albedo 😏

albedokreideprinz<3: what.

sucrowose!: albedo 😏

yassslaygayventi: ALBEDO. HOW COULD YOU.

yassslaygayventi: I THOUGHT YOU ONLY LIKED ME.

albedokreideprinz<3: and i thought i told you to shut up 

yassslaygayventi: 🤐

kegingxin: okay i see why you guys have a crush on albedo now

LUMINEISAFURRY: SEE.

albedokreideprinz<3: ah, i'll just go next then, hello everyone, I am Albedo Kreideprinz, president of the science club and i'm a junior and i flirt with Kaeya because i think his reactions are cute.

yassslaygayventi: it is official i am homophobic

bei: AYO????

bei: KAEYA GETTING BITCHES??? 

huhuloonasolos!: IT'S LIKE UR SAYING HE DOESN'T GET BITCHES IN THE FIRST PLACE IM CRYING

LUMINEISAFURRY: ME AND WHO 😭

yassslaygayventi: your mom

LUMINEISAFURRY: I'M AN ORPHAN HELP

yassslaygayventi: WHAT-

yassslaygayventi: ME TOO, BESTIE.

albedokreideprinz<3: what is happening

sucrowse: maybe just accept it.

sucrowse: AND YOU LIKE FLIRTING WITH KAEYA CAUSE IT'S CUTE HUH?

albedokreideprinz<3: yes, i think it's really cute, i have told you about this already sucrose

sucrowse: oh right.

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: damn ☹️

lisolluve: CONGRATULATIONS @kaeyalberich<3 I KNEW HE FUCKING LIKED YOU, I TOLD YOU SO

jean!!: albedo was pretty obvious ngl

kiyoamber:): THE BOTH OF THEM WERE SO OBVIOUS IM GLAD THEY'RE STOPPING THIS ENTIRE TSUNDURE TROPE THING

eularlarlar: we would know as much ig

kaeyalberich<3 went online!

kaeyalberich<3: haha ofc he does, i'm litteraly kaeya alberich. 

albedokreideprinz<3: yes, because the only guy i'd ever like is a man like you, alberich :)

kaeyalberich<3: you don't know how much im blushing right now, albedo.

albedokreideprinz<3: you're cute.

kaeyalberich<3: you're cuter ;)

smokinghotgingerajax: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, WE GET IT YOU GUYS ARE CUYTE THAT'S ENOUGH.

YOURONEANDONITTO!: CON😭GRATU😭LATIONS BRO

yaehottestbitch: the albedo harem seems to be punching the air rn.

yassslaygayventi: WOW SO CUTE!

yassslaygayventi: @LUMINEISAFURRY aether block them both

yaehottestbitch: point proven once again.

huhuloonasolos!: VENTI 😭

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: is venti really this salty?

yassslaygayventi: yes 😒

kaeyalberich<3: @albedokreideprinz<3 go out to lunch with me? :))

albedokreideprinz<3: yes, but please do focus on class first, hmm?

kaeyalberich<3 went offline!

albedokreidepinz<3: :)

albedokreideprinz<3 went offline!

wetqiuqiu: I KNEW ALBEDO WOULD FLIRT TO HIM FIRST @icyunyun @hotlingling PAY BOTH UR MORAS UP I WON THE BET

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: NOT Y'ALL BETTING ON THEM 😭

icyunyun: fine, transactions are at lunch

wetqiuqiu: why not a lunch date instead 😏

shenhe.: don't even think about it, xingqiu

hotlingling: NOT QIU HITTING HIS SHOT BUT THEN GETTING SHOT DOWN BY CHONGYUN'S OWN AUNT HELP

hotlingling: IDC IF I LOST THE BET, SEEING XINGQIU BEING HARASSED IS MORE FUNNIER

wetqiuqiu: SHUT UP.

icyunyun: hello, aunty shenhe :>

shenhe.: hello, chongyun

wetqiuqiu: auntie's boy 😒

ganyubemine?: auntie's boy 💀

arosari: WHY IS KAEYA BLUSHING SO MUCH, HE LOOKS LIKE AN IDIOT

arosari: oh nevermind 💀

everyoursbarb: man....that was so cute 😭💞

diluluc: good, i was getting sick of him ranting on about how cute albedo is every single day

thomaurs: okay, but admit it diluc it's super cute 😭

diluluc: sure, it is..

gayatofrfr: FINNALY KAEYA'S GONNA STOP SIMPING IN THE GC, IM GETTING SICK OF IT

ayaya!!: you're only saying that cause kaeya got a date as soon as possible yet you only got thoma and diluc when you got heartbroken and didn't know how poly relationships were a thing.

wetqiuqiu: DAMN THAT FELT LIKE A VIOLATION 😭

smokinghotgingerajax: BRO 💔

aetherisaloser: NOT AYAKA JUST BEING HERE TO BULLY THE SHIT OUT OF AYATO IM CRYING

thomaurs: ur so cute, ayato 

diluluc: yato, babe. we're getting lunch out later.

gayatofrfr: okay :,)

yassslaygayventi: OKAY BACK TO INTRODUCTIONS, THE GAYS ARE BEING GAYS AGAIN AND IM GONNA THROW UP

thehottestofthemall: good

yassslaygayventi: VENTIPHOBIC

thehottestofthemall: loud and proud

LUMINEISAFURRY: VENTI JUST GIVE UP 💀

aetherisaloser: LUNCH LOSERS, NOW STOP BEING OFFLINE AND INTRODUCE YOURSELVES

jean!!: some of us are responsible people

aetherisaloser: and? 😒

diluluc: Diluc Ragvindr. I'm a senior and i'm 18 and somehow running a wine industry.

yassslaygayventi: hmu, diluc. I LIKE WINE😩

gayatofrfr: venti, ur my friend, but  with all due respect, i won't hesitate and chop ur hands off with my sword

yassslaygayventi: DAMN, I KEEP FORGETTING UR IN THE FENCING CLUB.

keqingxin: venti, i advice you don't engage any longer. ayato's really good with his sword...

YOURONEANDONITTO!: YEAH BRO LITTERALY SLICED A PILE OF APPLES IN ONE MINUTE IT WAS CRAZY 😭

yassslaygayventi: ...shutting up

LUMINEISAFURRY: WHY IS JEALOUS AYATO KINDA 😩

thomaurs: not really, i see it as cute!

gayatofrfr: <3

diluluc: ... :)

yassslaygayventi: THE SMILEY FACE. CMON.

LUMINEISAFURRY: HONESTLY ME TOO, THOMA HAREM 😭

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: There is no possible way that no one has hadn't at least had an infatuation with thoma at some point! The people in the halls' eyes turn into hearts once they lay eyes on him.

kaedehara-kazu: that's true, just rn thoma, ayato and diluc went out campus and you couldn't tell who was looking at thoma with the heart eyes more. is it his fanclub or his boyfriends-

gayatofrfr: OKAY INTRODUCTIONS, KAMISATO AYATO, I'M A SENIOR AND I'M A PART OF THE FENCING CLUB 

ayaya!!: yeah and when he was 15, he had braces.

gayatofrfr: NO NO WE'RE NOT BRINGING THE BRACES PHASE BACK

ayaya!!: should i send pictures?

gayatofrfr: NO 

LUMINEISAFURRY: WAIT AYATO HAD BRACES YOU'RE JOKING

yaehottestbitch: this would be perfect for the school magazine, please do send pictures!

gayatofrfr: NO-

jean!!: i advice not to, the principal would ban it immediately.

ayaya!!: sure, miss yae! hard copy or soft copy?

gayatofrfr: NOT YOU SELLING UR OWN BROTHER

ayaya!!: no no, i'm doing this for free dear brother.

kokomimyloves: poor ayato...

saravityy: i say he deserves it.

gayatofrfr: SARA'S BEING HOMOPHOBIC AGAIN

YOURONEANDONNITTO!: I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU, BRO

jean!!: please don't tell me itto's going to be fighting sara again...

lisollluve: it appears to be too late for that

LUMINEISAFURRY: @kokomimloves @grrorou PLEASE DO STOP THEM

kokomimyloves: i pulled sara away dw guys, no injuries!

grrorou: i pulled itto away as well, no worries everyone

huhuloonasolos!: I CAN ALREADY TELL THIS SERVER IS GOING TO CAUSE MANY FIGHTS AND DEATHS!

huhuloonasolos!: SO I'LL TAKE THIS OPPURTUNITY!

huhuloonasolos!: YAHOOOO!!! HU TAO HERE, IM A SOPHMORE AND I SELL COFFINS 50% OFF! BUY ONE AND TAKE ONE FOR COUPLES! <33

thehottestofthemall: too bad, venti can't buy the buy one take ones since he's still single and ready to pringle

yassslaygayventi: I ALR SHUT UP 😭

LUMINEISAFURRY: STOP INTERUPTING EVERYONE ISTG

LUMINEISAFURRY: @everyone DROP UR INTRODUCTIONS IM GETTING A HEADACHE

aetherisaloser: nevermind guys keep interupting aether's getting a headache

LUMINEISAFURRY: IM GONNA CRY.

thomaurs: aether please do be careful and take meds if ur headache gets worst!

ben10: i suddenly get why everyone has a crush on thoma

wetqiuqiu: NOT EVEN BENNETT IM CRYING

thomaurs: hello everyone! my name is thoma! i'm a senior and if you need any help with anything please don't be shy to ask me, i can always help <33

yaehottestbitch: yeah, this bitch's harem is gonna grow with him being like this

thomaurs: hello, lady gujii :)

yaehottestbitch: your powers aren't gonna wirk on me, i'm a lesbian 

thomaurs: alrighty then..

jean!!: hello! I'm the student council president, Jean Gunnhildr. I'm a senior and i go by she/her. Please do keep this server in check is all i have to say

gguang: there's a kid who's selling coffins, it's a little too late for that.

huhuloonasolos!: HALF OFF FOR FRIENDS!

LUMINEISAFURRY: WE WERE SO CLOSE TO A NORMAL INTRODUCTIONS ISTG

gguang: hello, everyone. I am Ningguang, the vice president of the student council. I'm also a senior. I'm not a boomer like Jean.

bei: nice one, ning <3

gguang: <3

yassslaygayventi: Y'ALL RRALLY MAKING ME MORE HOMOPHOBIC 

lisolluve: hello, cuties. I'm Lisa. I'm the Librarian assistant so if you do need some help please do not hesitate to come to me, i'll help you as much as i can ;)))

eularlarlar: Hello, I'm Eula. I'm not very good with interacting with others but my username is a Given reference cause my girlfriend forced me to

kiyoamber:): YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT <33

yassslaygayventi: WAIT EULA WATCHED GIVEN

smokinghotgingerajax: WAIT IS THIS THE STAIRS SCENE???

eularlarlar: yes.

smokinghotgingerajax: I KNEW IT

scarakuzushi: you're only saying with confidence to that because given made you realize you were actually bisexual and not "straight with spice"

LUMINEISAFURRY: YOU'RE JOKING

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: STRAIGHT WITH SPICE, THAT'S LITTERALY ITERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA

smokinghotgingerajax: SHUT UP

onewiththestars: ah yes childe slander my favorite

smokinghotgingerajax: I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO YOU

onewiththestars: you taped my astronomy book to the classroom ceiling because i told you you were a cancer and that cancer's are the worst zodiac sign

smokinghotgingerajax: STOP THAT WAS LAST YEAR

onewiththestars: MY BOOK IS STILL THERE

ganyubemine?: i agree childe ripped off my horn headband last year :((

smokinghotgingerajax: THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT

keqingxin: bitch what was that?

smokinghotgingerajax: n-n-nothing 🥺

aetherisaloser: NOT CHILDE HAVING A GAY AWAKENING TO GIVEN 😭

yassslaygayventi: idk, yuki was cute

LUMINEISAFURRY: out.

yassslaygayventi: 🚪🚶♂️

bei: hello, hoes. The names Beidou, I'm a senior and i go by she/him BUT I LIKE GIRLS OK. And if you need someone to drink with, i'm here ;))

jean!!: you already have enough drinking buddies as it is, beidou

gguang: no babe, dont listen to jean. you don't have enough <33

bei: good thing my gf is so supportive <33

gguang: <33

jean!!: i need a coffee.

lissolluve: im on it my love! <3

lissolluve went offline! 

razor: libry lisa sweet

ben10: <3

razor: ???

razor: >3

yassslaygayventi: that was so cute istg i hate this

LUMINEISAFURRY: VENTI STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC TOWARDS COUPLES AND MOVE ON

yassslagayventi: that's ironic for you to say, xiao harem member

aetherisaloser: VENTI 😭

shenhe.: I'll go next to cut tension, Hello, I am Shenhe, i'm the secratary for the student council. I'm 17 and i'm a senior. a funny story how i became Chongyun's aunt. When he was born i was in the room and his parents just said i was his aunt because i was the only relative there who was present.

wetqiuqiu: I-

icyunyun: to be fair, shenhe's my only alive aunt

shenhe.: indeed.

hotlingling: THAT'S A LITTLE DARK 😭

icyunyun: no worries, my parents are alive. they're just outta town cause they're ghost busting or sum

ben10: WHO U GONNA CALL?

ganyubemine?: ghostsbusters!

huhuloonasolos!: GHOST BUSTERS AM I RIGHT

ben10: YEAH!

ben10: okay but seriously, call an ambulance. i fell out another tree 😭

razor: blod

jean!!: IM ON MY WAY, BENNETT UR GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK SOMEDAY

jean!! went offline!

ben10: my bad :(( im rlly sorry everyone

LUMINEISAFURRY: NO DONT BE SORRY, ITS THE TREES FAULT

aetherisaloser: no worries bennett, childe has the money to be able to chop the tree down!

smokinghotgingerajax: WHY AM I ALWAYS UR PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNT, I DONT HAVE MONEY SHUT UP

aetherisaloser: ...

aetherisaloser: @ateezhongli  

ateezhongli: yes?

smokinghotgingerajax: USING MY OWN TRUMP CARD AGAINST ME, THIS IS JUST HOMOPHOBIC.

LUMINEISAFURRY: for bennett...and by extension zhongli.

smokinghotgingerajax: fine.

smokinghotgingerajax: oh before i leave, hello everyone, it's childe or tartaglia, dont freaking call me ajax. I'm a senior and i play on the football team and the fencing club. ALSO STOP MAKING THOSE ED SHEERAN JOKES THEY'RE SO FUCKING OLD

smokinghotgingerajax: GET BETTER JOKES

smokinghotgingerajax went offline!

scarakuzushi: "freaking" what is he 4 years old?

thehottestofthemall: really, the ed sheeran jokes were a little old. let's just call him budget justin beiber

huhuloonasolos!: NOT JUSTIN BEIBER-

scarakuzushi: ronald weasely works too

LUMINEISAFURRY: IM GONNA CRY ANYTHING BUT RON WEASLEY

ateezhongli: ah, it is my turn i suppose. Hello everyone, I am Zhongli. I am the treasurer of the student council and i am a grandpa i would say? Hu tao had told me to say that.

huhuloonasolos!: NOOOOO MR. ZHONGLI YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT

ateezhongli: ah, and i am an Atiny and my favorite song is Wonderland. As Hu Tao would say, "it's a fucking bop"

yassslaygayventi: "as Hu Tao would say" IM GOMNNA CRY EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT MESSAGE WAS- IM GONNA CRY

yaehottestbitch: I would've guessed his favorite song would be Hala Hala or Fever tbh.

yaehottestbitch: i wouldn't have guessed Zhongli's favorite Ateez song would be Wonderland but considering his past it would be a little bit understandable.

ei :): when we were in that group back during Middle School, I remember he would pick up rocks and put it inside his bag and throw them at Venti when Venti would pick at him.

ganyubemine?: i should be a little surprised. but back then when i met zhongli during his first year in high school. He almost broke some kid's neck because he took his mora.

huhuloonasolos!: MR. ZHONGLI?????

yassslaygayventi: THE BRUISES REMAIN <//3

ateezhongli: you deserved it. you bullied azdaha with dvalin.

yassslaygayventi: MY BABY DVALIN WOULD NEVER

LUMINEISAFURRY: ISN'T DVALIN THAT GIANT LIZARD THAT VENTI WOULD SAY WAS A DRAGON OR-

aetherisaloser: yeah i guess so

ei :): Well, hello! I'm Ei :). I'm a senior and i like sweets. I can't cook for shit though.

LUMINEISAFURRY: EI CURSING HELP

thehottestofthemall: maybe that's where scaramouche got his skills of cooking. like mother like son.

scarakuzushi: don't fucking relate me with her.

ei :): hello, son :). i hope you liked the sandwhich yae packed for you today.

scarakuzushi: ...

yassslaygayventi: HOW DID SCARAMOUCHE END UP BEING EI'S MOM IM CONFUSED. ISNT EI A SENIOR AND SCARAMOUCHE WAS A SOPHMORE?

yaehottestbitch: ah, back then in middle school. little scaramouche was a little lonely so ei had decided to be nice and let him into our group. but scaramouche kept calling ei his mother and that stuck.

scarakuzushi: no i fucking don't, i hate ei

yaehottestbitch: dw, ei darling. little kunikuzushi is in one of his phases.

wetqiuqiu: i've never seen the day when scaramouche has been babied. ITS HILARIOUS.

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: most hilarious indeed

onewiththestars: MISS YAE PLEASE MORE I BEG OF YOU

scarakuzushi: MONA STFU

ei :): are you and that kazuha kid still dating, son?

scarakuzushi: yes..

ei :): good, i hope you have a great rest of ur day

onewiththestars: LOOK AT SCARAMOUCHE BEING A MAMA'S BOY. AWWWW WITTLE BABY

scarakuzushi: WHERE IS THE LEAVE BUTTON

scarakuzushi: AETHER WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS

LUMINEISAFURRY: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE UNTIL YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF MWAHAHAAHAH

scarakuzushi: scaramouche, don't call me by my first name, sophmore and gay

scarakuzushi: NOW LET ME LEAVE

yassslaygayventi: NOT YOU ADDING GAY 😭

scarakuzushi: do you want me to call signora

yassslaygayventi: nevermind.

scarakuzushi: AETHER LET ME LEAVE FFS

LUMINEISAFURRY: @kaedehara-kazu :>>

kaedehara-kazu: yes, what's up?

kaedehara-kazu: oh, scara. don't worry come to the clubroom. i have snacks.

scarakuzushi: ....fuck you

kaedehara-kazu: come on, i made your favorite <3

scarakuzushi: fuck you, aether. i hope you fucking jump off a building.

LUMINEISAFURRY: YOU'RE WELCOME <33

scarakuzushi went offline!

kaedehara-kazu: ah, i must apologize for him. he can be cranky sometimes but he's very nice do not fret.

kaedehara-kazu: before i leave, my name is Kaeddhara Kazuha, I am a junior and i go by he/they. If you're asking if i was smoking in the bathroom. That wasn't me i only do that at home

kaedehara-kazu went offline!

jean!! went online!

jean!!: bennett is now at the nurse's office. everything is taken care of!

jean!!: so there's another one smoking...istg im gonna tear up

everyoursbarb: head up, sister <33

jean!!: just hope i don't collapse at the door when i come home later

jean!! went offline!

LUMINEISAUFFRY: I KNEW KAZUHA SMOKED I JUST DIDNT HAVE EVEIDENCE

huhuloonasolos!: it was pretty obvious 😭

wetqiuqiu: IT WAS THE LOOK IN HIS EYES

kokomimyloves: kazuha used to smoke even in our old school, so i wouldn't be surprised if it happened here.

saravityyy: SO THAT'S WHY HE ALWAYS GOT THE BATHROOM PASS WITH THAT ONE KID

grrorou: WASN'T IT THAT TALL DUDE, WITH THE ONE WHO HAD HIS CAT IN HIS SHIRT FOR WHATEVER REASON

ayaya!!: yeah, and he tripped over ei in middle school and got his ass whipped

kokomimyloves: IS THIS WHY KAZUHA HATES EI AND WHY HE'S DATING HER SON OR WHAT 😭

YOURONEANDONITTO!: THE ULTIMATE REVENGE, KIND OF LIKE THIS ONE GACHA LIFE VIDEO

wetqiuqiu: i'm 100% sure itto watches gacha videos in his spare time.

YOURONEANDONITTO!: I MAKE THEM TOO

hotlingling: IM CRYING

icyunyun: WHY DOES XINGQIU KEEP WINNING BETS ISTG

wetqiuqiu: easy money 🥺💞

yaehottestbitch: Hello everyone, I am Guuji Yae. I'm the EIC of the magazine and newspaper of the school, "Teyvat Magazine". If you have any interesting stories or book ideas please feel free to visit my office and yes i am the hottest bitch here.

wetqiuqiu: do ao3 fanfics about Zhongli and Childe count?

yaehottestbitch: genre?

wetqiuqiu: 136k words, Angst, Slowburn and Smut. 30 chapters with omegaverse.

yaehottestbitch: come into my office by the end of the day, kid.

LUMINEISAFURRY: CONGRATULATIONS, XINGQIU. I LOVED THE NEW CHAPTER YOU PUT OUT

wetqiuqiu: many thanks.

keqingxin: OMEGAVERSE????

ganyubemine?: do not ask, darling

keqingxin: ☹️

keqingxin: anyhow, i am Keqing. I am the president and vice president's assistant. I am a senior and i do go by she/her. If you do need any service from the student council please do not be scared to dm me or talk to me in the halls!

ganyubemine?: and i am Ganyu! I am also another assistant of the president and vice president's assistant.  I am also in charge of the TLE club! If you need any assistance i am meerily a call away

yassslaygayventi: ugh i hate gay people.

yassslaygayventi: the gfs are even the assistants im gonna tear up.

LUMINEISAFURRY: i'm close to just naming this server venti is single and ready to pringle

yassslaygayventi: CAN U LET IT GO, IT WAS JUST A TYPO.

YOURONEANDONITTO!: AH, IT IS NOW THE RIGHT TIME TO INTRODUCE ITTO HIMSELF. HELLO EVERYONE, I AM ITTO, THE ONE AND ONLY ITTO. I CAN DEF SHOW YOU WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF ;)) I AM IN THE FOOTBALL TEAM AND I MAKE GACAHA VIDEOS AT YOURONEANDONITTO ON YOUTUBE, LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!

saravityyy: you really should stop saying that line every single day

aetherisaloser: NOT THE SELF PROMOTION IN MOING TO CRY

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: he indeed took that compliment to heart it appears.

kiyoamber:): what do you mean, fischl?

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: lol, i complimented one of his videos once and it appears he took it too heart when it was merily just a "good"

eularlarlar: ☹️

grrorou: aww, itto. this is cute. where are you?

THEONEANDONITTO!: GOROU, MY ONE LOVE, SAVE ME FROM THESE BULLIES

grrorou: i am on my way, love :))

yassslaygayventi: IM CLOSE TO BLOCKING EVERYONE IN THIS SERVER I FUCKING SWEAR

grrorou: oh, and before i go and comfort my boyfriend because of ur stupid bullyings, It's Gorou, i'm vice president for the fencing club alongside with Kokomi. I go by he/him and im a junior. AND I AM NOT A DOG STOP SAYING IM A FURRY LUMINE IS MORE OF A FURRY THAN I AM.

YOURONEANDONITTO!: i love you :<<

grrorou: hmm, stay where u are, i love u 2

grrorou went offline!

yassslaygayventi: CAN COUPLES BE COUPLES IN THEIR DMS AND NOT DRAG THE SERVER IN TJIS

yassslaygayventi: THIS IS A WASTE OF MY TIME I SWEAR IM GONNA CRY, SINGLE AWARENESS

LUMINEISAFURRY: HA, EVEN GOROU AGREES SUCKS TO SUCK LUMINE

aetherisaloser: im leaving.

onewiththestars: IT WASNT BULLYING UR BF COME ON IT WAS FUNNY

THEONEANDONITTO!: *sobs and cries*

onewiththestars: im trying so hard not the bully him

kokomimyloves: HELP

saravityyy: yes indeed it is a little hard not to.

THEONEANDONITTO!: sara :((

saravityyy: shut up.

arosari: let's get this over with, i'm rosaria. im an aroace dont even fucking try and flirt with me i'll shove ur hands in ur asshole. i go by they/she/star. 

sucrowose!: you're so cool, rosaria <33

arosari: ty, fellow aroace.

LUMINEISAFURRY: ROSARIA'S ALWAUS BEEN A BAD BITCH 😒

arosari: thank you aether

LUMINEISAFURRY: <33

aetherisaloser: that's so gay. /s

LUMINEISAFURRY: I AM GAY BITCH.

thehottestofthemall: im next, signora. senior. she/her...yeah and all that.

yassslaygayventi: VERY INSPIRATIONAL <333

thehottestofthemall: .

yassslaygayventi: ☹️ you're no fun <//3

sucrowose!: HELLO EVERYONE! I'm sucrose! I am the vice president of the science club. I am a little shy, i hope we get along :))

arosari: sucrose is also an aroace, if one of you flirt with her i'm beating you to a pulp.

razor: (⊃ • ʖ̫ •)⊃

everyoursbarb: SO CUTE 💞🥺

ben10: ⊂(・▽・⊂)

razor: >3

yassslaygayventi: THIS IS NO LONGER A SAFE PLACE <//3

kiyoamber:): HELLO EVERYONE! I'm Amber! I'm a apart of the archery club and i'm very honored to meet all of you, i truly hope we get along!

onewiththestars: do you watch aot?

kiyoamber:): YES!

onewiththestars: good, we're friends

onewiththestars: hello everyone, i am Mona! please donate mora i am broke AND I NEED TO EAT IM SO HUNGRY

LUMINEISAFURRY: ask childe

onewiththestars: i dont associate with cancers

LUMINEISAFURRY: HELP

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: I am Fishcl, I am too lazy to pretend i am an english protogy. I'm a soph and i really need to nap.

wetqiuqiu: GO NAP IN HISTORY, THE TEACHERS DONT CARE

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: thank you

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung went offline!

ayaya!!: i am Kamisato Ayaka, i am unfortunately Ayato's younger sibling. I go by she/lumine's and i'm also a part of the English club and the fencing club :))

aetherisaloser: <33

yassslaygayventi: im throwing up

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: I AM YOIMIYA! I WAS THAT ONE KID LAST YEAR WHO DID THE FIREWORKS SHOW UR WELCOME

gguang: and it was for free too, i never got to thank you for that

bei: me and ning had our first kiss there 🥺💞

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: YOU'RE WELCOME! I GLAD I MADE LESBIANS TOGETHER

gguang: <3

yassslaygayventi: for fucks sake

xiaolatus went online!

xiaolatus: venti stop making single ur entire personality challenge failed

LUMINEISAFURRY: IM CRYING, GET HIM XIAO

aetherisaloser: VENTI 😭

aetherisaloser: XIAO REALLY JUST CAME BACK TO BULLY THE SHIT OUT OF VENTI IM CRYING

yassslaygayventi: #STOPVENTIPHOBIA2K23

aetherisaloser: why 2023 😭 it's 2022

yassslaygayventi: too tired, maybe next year

LUMINEISAFURRY: STOP

yassslaygayventi: you're only replying now because ur crush, xiao is on

LUMINEISAFURRY: FOR FUCKS SAKE, VENTI SHUT UP

xiaoalatus: :)

LUMINEISAFURRY: HEY XIAO

xiaolatus: hello, aether

aetherisaloser: THAT BACKFIRED SPO HARD IM CRYING

yassslaygayventi: NO WHAT THE HELL

LUMINEISAFURRY: please introduce yourself, xiao :))

xiaoalatus: alright

xiaoalatus: hello everyone, i'm xiao. I go by he/they and i'm a part of the band club. and that's about it. I'm not very interesting.

ganyubemine?: we're cousins ig

YANFEIST: HEY GUYS, IM YANFEI AND IM A MAJOR IN LAW AND IM GONNA BE A LAWYER, AND ME, XIAO AND GANYU ARE ALL COUSINS!

xiaoalatus: ah, right.

yassslaygayventi: WAIT I NEVER KNEW THAT 😭

saravityyy: Hello, I'm Kujou Sara. I'm a junior and i'm also a part of the archery club with Amber. 

kiyoamber:): :DD

kokomimyloves: Hello everyone! I am Kokomi, leader of the fencing club! I go by they/she and i'm a junior. I truly hope we can all get along :))

everyoursbarb: 1! 2! Hello, my name is Barbara! I'm in bible study and im an idol in training! I truly hope we can get along!

LUMINEISAFURRY: DID YOU JUST COPY BTS'S INTRO HELP

YANFEIST: IT'S KIND OF THE SAME, CAN I CLAIM COPYRIGHT FOR THIS ONE

aetherisaloser: litteraly just jumping on barbara 😭

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: HELLO, ROCK AND ROLL'S THE GAME? XINYAN'S THE NAME! I'm a part of the band club and i've written 4NEMO'S MUSIC BEFORE! 

LUMINEISAFURRY: CAN CONFIRM! GO STREAM 'evermore' by 4NEMO ITS THE BEST 😒

everyoursbarb: I LOVE EVERMORE

kokomimyloves: MY BIAS GOTTA BE HUEN IDK

YANFEIST: EVERMORE GOES SO HARD, TY FOR THAT MASTERPIECE XINYAN.

xiaolatus: the fact she's even just a begginner in music producing, it is impressive

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: A COMPLIMENT FROM YOU IS EVERYTHING, TYSM ALATUS <33

xiaoalatus: xiao is fine :))

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: YES OFC!

ben10: i never really introduce myself before! I'm Bennett! I'm a soph and my luck is so bad, im  glad it hasnt infected the server yet 😭

razor: razor, soph, not very good at tping or takling sorry :))

everyoursbarb: RAZOR <33

ben10: i love your intro razor!

razor: i like. urs 2 bennett

icyunyun: alright, xingqiu go ahead.

wetqiuqiu: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, ILY

wetqiuqiu: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE

icyunyun: make it double

wetqiuqiu: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTATION

icyunyun: to unite all peoples within our nations

wetqiuqiu: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE

icyunyun: to extend our reach to the stars above

wetqiuqiu: XINGQIU

icyunyun: chongyun

wetqiuqiu: TEAM ROCKET BLAST OF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

icyunyun: surrender now or prepare to fight

hotlingling: AND XIANGLING! MEOW THAT'S RIGHT!

LUMINEISAFURRY: IM TEARING UP THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

aetherisaloser: the most iconic and best introduction in the gc by far, moved me to tears

yassslaygayventi: THAT WAS SO MOVING IM CRYING

YANFEIST: OKAY BUT TEAM ROCKET IS SO IOCNIC

LUMINEISAUFURRY: GREAT THAT'S DONE AND FINISHED, NOW TO OUR MISSING PEOPLE @noelle16 and @lovelzyunjin PLEASE AND THANK U

lovelzyunjin went online!

lovelzyunjin: ah apologies! i was in band practice! hello everyone i am yun jin nice to meet you all. I like K-pop and any forms of music!

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: i suddenly have a new best friend <33

lovelzyunjin: i'm honored!

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: <33

noelle16 went online!

noelle16: apologies as well i shut down my phone! I am Noelle! if you need any assistance i will always be here to be of assistance!

LUMINEISAFURRY: GREAT WE HAVE FINISHED THANK GOD, NO MORE INTRODUCTIONS IM GETTING HEADACHES ADDING PEOPLE

yassslaygayventi: wait who's this @dainuwu⁷ guy?

dainuuwu⁷ went online!

dainuwu⁷: ah apologies, im dainsleif, this username was from when i was in middle school and i forgot my password to change it back a

yassslaygayventi: DAINSLEIF?>? THAT OTHER HOT BLONDE????

LUMINEISAFURRY: OH HELLO DAIN! TY NO WORRIES UR USER IS FINE 😭

aetherisaloser: i have a feeling that's just a lie but whatever dain.

dainuwu⁷: whatever somebody end this im tired

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FRIDAY, 02:01:34 PM

in the 'aether > lumine' server! 

LUMINEISAFURRY: i was in history class and had an epiphany

aetherisaloser: that's a first

LUMINEISAFURRY: IM GONNA GET UP FROM MATH CLASS AND PUNCH YOU

thehottestofthemall: yes pls lmao

ganyubemine?: aren't you a senior? dont u have different classes?

thehottestofthemall: i can always ditch history and move to their math class to watch the twins fight rather than listen to how the archons came to be 😒

smokinghotgingerajax: OUR history class is so boring aether go punch lumine please i wanna have a reason to ditch

aetherisaloser: history was always homophobic and racist anyways ☹️

keqingxin: you're just saying that cause ur not good at history

LUMINEISAFURRY: HELP, DRAGGING LUMINE MTY FAVORITE

aetherisaloser: and keqing's only saying that cause she's a smartass 😒

aetherisaloser: all i need to know was that rex lapis was hot 😒

huhuloonasolos!: THE PICTURES OF THE REX LAPIS PHOTOS THE PROF SHOWED EARLIER MAN

onewiththestars: the guy was packing 😭

yassslaygayventi: you can just ditch rn

smokinghotgingerajax: can't. zhongli's right next to me

ateezhongli went online!

ateezhongli: ajax, please get off of your phone.

smokinghotgingerajax: for what 😒

ateezhongli: so you can understand this lesson and graduate with zero complications.

smokinghotgingerajax: what do i get in return 🙄

ateezhongli: i'll hold hands with you under the desk :)

smokinghotgingerajax: I SUDDENLY LOVE HISTORY

smokinghotgingerajax went offline!

ateezhongli went offline!

aetherisaloser: venti don't say it

yassslaygayventi: SHUT UP

yassslaygayventi: YOU DOINT KNOW ME LUMINE

aetherisaloser: i know that ur a single loser who makes it their entire personality

wetqiuqiu: VENTI GETTING DRAGGED IM CRYING

yassslaygayventi: CANCEL LUMINE

LUMINEISAFURRY: ANYWAYSSS, STOP INTERUPTING ME ISTG

LUMINEISAFURRY: @kaeyalberich<3 @albedokreideprinz<3 are you guys dating?

kaeyalberich<3 went online!

albedokreideprinz<3 went online!

albedokreideprinz<3: yes?

albedokreideprinz<3: oh, kaeya's a little romantic. he says he wants to court me first before calling me his bf. he's a little much.

kaeyalberich<3: HEY YOU SAID IT WAS CUTE

albedokreideprinz<3: i'm sorry, im just too impatient. i want you to be mine now.

kaeyalberich<3: you're gonna kill me

albedokreideprinz<3: just speaking what's in my mind, hun.

kaeyalberich<3: HE CALLED ME HUN.

kaeyalberich<3: HE CALLED ME HUN. Y'ALL HEAR THAT HE CALLED ME HUN.

wetqiuqiu: we get it, ur taken calm down

hotlingling: stop bullying kaeya just because you've been taken for granted

huhuloonasolos!: IM CRYING

LUMINEISAFURRY: I DID NOT MENTION U TO FLIRT IN THIS SERVER FFS

LUMINEISAFURRY: ARE YOU GUYS A THING OR NO. ANSWER NOW.

albedokreideprinz<3: lunch went amazing yesterday and he walked me home, so yes i suppose we are an item of sorts :))

kaeyalberich<3: like i said i'm courting you first, albedo

albedokreideprinz<3: even if you did, i'll always say yes because i like u, stupid.

LUMINEISAFURRY: i suddenly know how venti feels

yassslaygayventi: feel the pain

LUMINEISAFURRY changed kaeyalberich<3 nickname to kaeyakreideprinz<3!

LUMINEISAFURRY changed albedokreideprinz<3 nickname to albedoalberich<3!

LUMINEISAFURRY: I FOUND OUT THEIR INITIALS ARE A.K AND K.A SO I DECIDED TO DO SMTH

albedoalberich<3: hmm

kaeyakreideprinz<3: IMC RYING, IM IN CLASS

diluluc: then stop texting in class

kaeyakreideprinz<3: now that u said so, im not gonna stop texting

bei: GET HIM KAEYA

bei: DRAG THGE BITCH DOWN

diluluc: what did i ever do to you, beidou

bei: insult my eyepatch bro 😒

kaeyakreideprinz<3: thank u, eyepatch bro <3

bei: ew gay

kaeyakreideprinz<3: YOU'RE A LESBIAN

gguang: kaeya i'll beat you up if you ever insult my girl like that ever again

kaeyakreideprinz<3: ☹️

bei: ily, baby <3

gguang: ilyt <3

yassslaygayventi: NAH NAH WE AINT DOING THIS ANYMORE

LUMINEISAFURRY: HOLD IT IN A LITTLE LONGER VENTI COME ON, IT'S ALMOST NEXT PERIOD

yassslaygayventi: NO, THESE COUPLES ARE TESTING MY PATIENCE

yassslaygayventi: SO I'M GONNA RUIN THEIR DAY FOR MAKING ME FEEL SINGLE

LUMINEISAFURRY: NO VENTI I'M NOT LIKE THESE COUPLES I SWEAR

xiaoalatus: we're dating, aether

aetherisaloser: OH?? WHAT-

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: YO WHAT YOU'RE JOKING

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: JUST YESTERDAY THE BITCH SAID HE HAD A CRUSH ON HIM

LUMINEISAFURRY: haha 🥺

xiaoalatus: aether, i want to show everyone how much i love you alright? no more of this.

LUMINEISAFURRY: okay, xiao :>>. if that's what u wish then okay

xiaoalatus: good, no more hiding hmm? i love you, get to class.

LUMINEISAFURRY: i love you too, alatus <3

xiaoalatus went offline!

aetherisaloser: ....

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: ...

yassslaygayventi: ....

yassslaygayventi: AETHEER YOU BITCH

LUMINEISAUFURRY: NO IM ZORRY

yassslaygayventi: THAT'S IT. BETRAYED BY MY OWN BEST FRIEND?

yassslaygayventi:  I AM MATCHMAKING YOU TAKEN PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE. FEEL MY PAIN

aetherisaloser: venti is now broken

LUMINEISAFURRY: NO VENTI IM SORRY

aetherisaloser: we're not talking to u, aether. i was abt to help you confess to xiao ffs ☹️

LUMINEISAFURRY: NOOO OIM SORRY, LUMINE. ILY

aetherisaloser: venti, do it

yassslaygayventi: ALRIGHT

yassslaygayventi: AETHER YOU'RE MY FIRST VICTIM

yassslaygayventi: (just a reminder these are all jokes and i respect all of ur...FUCKING...relationships these are all /j)

yassslaygayventi: aether x childe

LUMINEISAFURRY: NO, WTH ARE YOU DOING

LUMINEISAFURRY: IT'S WORST THAN I THOUGHT

smokinghotgingerajax went online!

smokinghotgingerajax: alright we got a free period WOHOOO!

smokinghotgingerajax: okay wth is that...

smokinghotgingerajaz: ME AND AETHER?????

smokinghotgingerajax: and wow aether what do you mean by that's worst <//3

LUMINEISAFURRY: IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT THIS EITHER CHILDE, IM NOT INTO GINGERS

smokinghotgingerajax: WOW, OKAY

huhuloonasolos!: ah childe slander my favorite

smokinghotgingerajax: WOW OKAY

smokinghotgingerajax: IM LITTERALY DATING UR GRANDPA CMON

huhuloonasolos!: you're still not good enough either way

smokinghotgingerajax: 🤬

yassslaygayventi: aether x keqing

keqingxin: now why did i get dragged into this....

ganyubemine?: absolutely not

LUMINEISAFURRY: VENTI, I AM GAY

keqingxin: AND I AM A LESBIAN

yassslaygayventi: BITCH THE ENTIRE REASON IM DOING THIS SHIT IS TO RUIN YOUR DAYS FOR MAKING ME FEEL SINGLE

yassslaygayventi: THIS IS WHAT U FUCKERS GET

keqingxin: i mean aether is pretty ig

LUMINEISAFURRY: THANK U KEQING ILY /p

yassslaygayventi: childe x lumine

aetherisaloser: WHY AM I A PART OF THIS

aetherisaloser: I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS VENTI

yassslaygayventi: too bad, loser

aetherisaloser: this is so d-slur

kokomimyloves: IM CRYING

kokomimyloves: i open my phone while on bathroom break and i come back to this 😭

grrorou: KOKOMI YOU'VE BEEN ON A BATHROOM BREAK FOR 30 MINUTES, THE PROF IS LOOKING FOR YOU

kokomimyloves: tell her it's lesbephobic for her to call me at these times

aetherisaloser: SLAY

kaedehara-kazu: prof says you get detention

kokomimyloves: NO I WAS JOKING FFS, FUCK YOU KAZUHA

kaedahara-kazu: no thanks

grrorou: IM CRYING I CAN HEAR KOKOMI'S LOUD ASS FOOTSTEPS

kokomimyloves: SHUT UP, IM PRETTY I DONT DESERVE THIS

aetherisaloser: not slay

grrorou: GOODBYE

everyoursbarb: does this mean venti's a lesbephobe?

yassslaygayventi: NO

aetherisaloser: YES IT DOES

hotlingling: anything that disagrees with lumine is immediately lesbephobic

aetherisaloser: SEE XIANGLING GETS IT

smokinghotgingerajax: i mean, i don't mind shawty *lipbite*

aetherisaloser: jump off a roof

smokinghotgingerajax: okay 💞

LUMINEISAFURRY: IM IN TEARS

ei :): is this what you guys do during classes?

yaehottestbitch: honestly i wouldn't be so surprised. we're on day two with this server and it's already going to shit

ei :): then should we engage with this?

jean!!: i advice not to, i prefer to keep the troublemakers to a minimum thank you

arosari: as expected from venti

thehottestofthemall: should i kick him like a ball again?

yassslaygayventi: GREAT THERE'S ANOTHER REASON WHY IM DOING THIS

yassslaygayventi: SRTOP BEING VENTIPHOBIC AND THIS ENDS

thehottestofthemall: no thanks

yassslaygayventi: THEN IT CONTINUES

LUMINEISAFURRY: NO IM GONNA CRY

LUMINEISAFURRY: ALL THESE ARE CURSED AS SHIT

yassslaygayventi: ganyu x childe

ganyubemine?: he broke my horn headband, absolutly not

smokinghotgingerajax: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR

smokinghotgingerajax: I ALREADY APOLOGIZED FOR IT

ganyubemine?: and?

smokinghothingerajax: YOU CANT BULLY ME IM DATING YOUR OLDER COUSIN

ganyubemine?: i will never be associated to you in any way, childe.

huhuloonasolos!: STOP UYSING DATING ZHONGLI AS A SHIELD LOSER

saravityyy: booo tomato tomato tomato throwing tomatoes

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: NO BROTHER 😭

huhuloonasolos!: #girlbossganyu

kiyoamber:): GANYU'S ALWAYS BEEN A GIRLBOSS

aetherisaloser: GET HIM GANYU

smokinghotgingerajax: THIS IS SO RACIST

ganyubemine?: how can it be racist when you're clearly white?

yassslaygayventi: IM IN TEARS, THIS IS BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

LUMINEISAFURRY: IM GONNA CRY

scarakuzushi: childe eats food with no sauces, i dont know what makes him more of a weirdo

smokinghotgingerajax: WHY AM I BEING GANGED UP ON

keqingxin: i just fell in love all over again

ganyubemine?: <3

yasslaygayventi: okay nvm back to couple shipping

YANFEIST!: NO, RIGHT WHEN VENTI ALMOST FORGOT 

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: we have almost ceased to forget about this monsterous occurense but keqing and ganyu just had to be a bit too cute for their own good

onewiththestars: HELP-

onewiththestars: JUST MUTE UR PHONE, FISCHL SAVE URSELD 😭

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: sadly it is needed for our phones to be on for this math activity, i cannot escape.

ayaya!!: save fischl 2022

eularlarlar: may they rest in pieces

kaeyakreideprinz<3: PIECES IM CRYING

aetherisaloser: ganyu, keqing as much as we love you being gay not now 😭

yassslaygayventi: kaeya x childe

LUMINEISAFURRY: CAN U STOP DROPPING THESE WITH ZERO PREPARATIONS

smokinghotgingerajax: WHY AM I ALWAYS BEING TARGETTED FOR FYUCKS SAKE

kaeyakreideprinz<3: well, i don't necessarily mind being shipped with you, bro😏

smokinghotgingerajax: oh 😏

kaeyakreideprinz<3: clearly chaeya is the best ship and the most canon don't you agree?

smokinghotgingerajax: of course, i do my dearest darling.

smokinghotgingerajax: would you like to go on a date with me, my baby hmm?

kaeyakreideprinz<3: why, of course, my shmoopie patootie <3

smokinghotgingerajax: 💞🥺

smokinghotgingerajax: wait i have something to tell you, my little snowflake 💞🥺

kaeyakreideprinz<3: what is it, my wittle wave of water 🥺💞

smokinghotgingerajax: Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore.

kaeyakreideprinz<3: why is that, my little ginger head 🥺💞

smokinghotgingerajax: my face should be among them 😏🤤

kaeyakreideprinz<3: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

kaeyakreideprinz<3: amogus

smokinghotingerajax: amogus <3

kaeyakreideprinz<3: mahal kita, mi amor 💞

smokinghotgingerajax: mas mahal kita, mahal 😏

kiyoamber:): what the actual fuck

aetherisaloser: NOT AMBER CURSING IM LITTERALY GONNA PISS

LUMINEISAFURRY: what is up with you and piss, sister? do you really have a piss kink 😨

aetherisaloser: CAN YOU FUCKING DROP IT

kiyoamber:): this is exactly why homophobia is a thing]

kaeyakreideprinz<3: why must you hate me dearest amber <//3

kiyoamber:): everything about u makes me hate u

bei: DAMN 😭

kiyoamber:): @ateezhongli @albedoalberich<3 

bei: NO NOT HER MENTIONING THE BFS IM LITTERALY GONNA CRY

kaeyakreideprinz<3: OH YOU BITCH

smokinghotgingerajax: IM SCARED

yaehottestbitch: EVERYONE STAY QUIET, I NEED THIS

everyoursbarb: aren't you in a meeting right now?

yaehottestbitch: not anymore 

ateezhongli<3 went online! 

ateezhongli: yes?

albedoalberich<3: ......kaeya alberich

ateezhongli: childe.

huhuloonasolos!: THE NAMES NO IM GOJAN CERY

huhuloonasolos!: i think this is the perfect oppurtunity for me to bring this up!

huhuloonasolos!: KAEYA AND CHILDE, SINCE YOU GUYS ARE ALR IN UR DEATHBEDS, MIGHT AS WELL BUY THEM FROM ME! BUY ONE TAKE ONE FOR YOU CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE A COUPLE RIGHT?

huhuloonasolos!: DONT WORRY 50% OFF IF YOU BUY IT FROM ME! <33

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: THE SNEAK UP TO THE BUSSINESS PLEASE HU TAO IS SENDING ME

LUMINEISAFURRY: IM LITTERALY IN TEARS RN HELP ME

smokinghotgingerajax: NOT NOW HU TAO SHUT IT

huhuloonasolos!: oh so you and my grandpa aren't going out then? let me pitch in why he should break up with you more

ganyubemine?: may i pitch in?

YANFEIST!: i can pitch in as well!

smokinghotgingerajax: GUYS COME ON

YOURONEANDONITTO!: NOT THEM GANGING UP ON YOU BRO 

aetherisaloser: IM TEARING UP

smokinghotgingerajax: EVERYONE SHUT UP ANYWAY ANYWAYS

smokinghotgingerajax: yes, xiansheng 🥺

kaeyakreideprinz<3: ...yes, baby? 😊

yassslaygayventi: THE SWITCH UP GET OUT

diluluc: kaeya is as stupid as ever

ayaya!!: 😭

albedoalberich<3: do you like childe more than me hmm?

kaeyakreideprinz<3: NO OFC NOT BABY I LOVE YOU MORE THAN HIM

kaeyakreideprinz<3: (no offense bro, albedo's prettier)

ayaya!!: the side note makes it funnier 😭

albedoalberich<3: are you sure?

kaeyakreideprinz<3: YES BABY ILY IM SO SORRY 💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍

kaeyakreideprinz<3:

LUMINEISAFURRY: KAEYA ISTG YOYU'RE GONNA MAKE THIS SHIT WORST

kiyoamber:): im so embarassed for him right now

huhuloonasolos!: watch him lose his relationship as soon as he got it

diluluc: wouldn't be the most surprising thing in the universe

hotlingling: NOT DILUC AND AMBER BULLYING HIM WHILE ALBEDO IS PROBABALY CLOSE TO BREAKING UP WITH HIM ISTG

albedoalberich<3: ok

kaeyakreideprinz<3: NO BABY IM SORRY, I SWEAR YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE <33

albedoalberich<3: i better be, i don't like sharing what's mine.

kaeyakreideprinz<3: )(*&^$DVJIU&^$

kaeyakreideprinz<3 went offline!

albedoalberich<3: good.

aroari: good, kaeya's down. some peace and quiet <33

LUMINEISAFURRY: ISTG ALBEDO IS SO HOT LIKE THIS 😭

yassslaygayventi: it's understandable why kaeya died istg me and who </3

thehottestofthemall: no one.

LUMINEISAFURRY: HELP ME

ateezhongli: childe you'll be sleeping on the couch tonight

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: NOT THE FUCKING COUCH IM CRYUING

everyoursbarb: deserved 

scarakuzushi: deserved

ganyubemine?: deserved

huhuloonasolos!: GANYU JOINING IN, IM CRYING

smokinghotgingerajax: NO XIANSHENG IM SORRY ILY I TAKE IT BACK I LOVE YOU AND ONLY YOU

ateezhongli: pls buy me this boba ayato keeps speaking off

smokinghotgingerajax: OFC, DO YOU WANJT ME TO BUY YOU FLOWERS TOO MY LOVE? ANYTHING FOR YOU LOML

ateezhongli: nothing else, my love. all i need is you :)

smokinghotgingerajax: (*^rchugf%e$#%^%&^&(uhug%^$%w

smokinghotgingerajax went offline!

aroari: two down, good.

yaehottestbitch: fucking simps 💀

onewiththestars: YAE PLEASE

ayaya!!: i swear if ayato broke up with diluc and thoma, he'd fucking date boba

kaedehara-kazu: get it ig ☹️

aetherisaloser: NOT U DOING UT BROTHER LIKE THAT OIM CRYING

sucrowose!: kazuha's response im litteraly tearing up

wetqiuqiu: ISTG THIS SERVER IS MORE ENTERTAINING THAN THE CLASSES IN THIS SCHOOL 😭

icyunyun: no seriously, im being lectured abt the economy or sum and i swear this is more entertaining

lisolluve: this server makes library shifts a little more fun to bare with

yassslaygayventi: SO I AM FUNNY

thehottestofthemall: fuck no

yassslaygayventi: THEN WE SHALL CONTINUE ON THE SHIPPING

diluluc: signora please, respectfully shut up so this ends

yassslaygayventi: SO DILUC CAN I GET SOME WINE TO GO 🥺

diluluc: absoulutely not

yassslaygayventi: diluc x jean

LUMINEISAFURRY: THE ZERO HESITATION AND WARNING  TO JUST SEND THAT HELP

diluluc: why...

jean!!: uhm

kaeyakreideprinz<3 went online!

wetqiuqiu: KAEYA COMING ONLINE WHEN DILUC'S GETTING BULLIED HELP

kaeyakreideprinz<3: diluc had a crush on jean during childhood anyways

kaeyakreideprinz<3 went offline!

keqingxin: I-

everyoursbarb: NOT HIM GPOING OFFLINE AFERWARDS IM IN TEARS

wetqiuqiu: ICON IG

LUMINEISAFURRY: ISTG VENTI-

gayatofrfr went online!

thomaurs went online!

aetherisaloser: HIS BOYFRIENDS COMING ONLINE IM LITTERALY CRYING IM GONNA LOSE IT

thomaurs: hello everyone! venti had come to my class and told me to come online since someone needed my help

gayatofrfr: hey everyone! we got free period and my phone kept buzzing, what's up?

LUMINEISAFURRY: VENTI DID WEHAT-

hotlingling: IM ACTUALLY WIPING MY TEARS IM LAUGHING SO HARD

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: ah yes, diluc's straight era i pressume

yassslaygayventi: IM CRYING

yassslaygayventi: causing drama like the bad bitch i am 💞

yassslaygayventi: @diluluc @jean!! y'all kinda quiet 😏

lisolluve: idk jean had a crush on diluc back then too, she told me 

huhuloonasolos!: YOU'RE JOKING.

onewiththestars: so there could've been a chance of them being childhood friends to lovers at some point 💀

yaehottestbitch: NOW WE'RE TALKING

wetqiuqiu: PLEASE YAE'S SO NOSY

wetqiuqiu: me too ☹️

jean!!: i would not deny, i used to find diluc handsome at some point but i don't hold that type of feelings for him anymore. i love lisa.

everyoursbarb: that's so professional of you, sister

everyoursbarb: what are you doing? beating celebrity cheating allegations?

kiyoamber:): NOT BARBARA FIGHTING BACK IM LITTERALY GONNA CRY THIS IS THE BEST

jean!!: barbara shut up

LUMINEISAFURRY: SHE SNAPPED GOODBYE

yassslaygayventi: JEAN SNAPPING HELP

lisolluve: i love you as well, jean <33

gayatofrfr: WAIT WHAT'S HAPPENING HELP

diluluc: my stupid brother finally said that i had a crush on jean back then.

thomaurs: OH.

gayatofrfr: DIDN'T YOU ALR TELL US THIS THO LMAO

diluluc: yeah but i hope you both know i love you a lot right. 

thomaurs: ofc we do! we love you a lot too diluc :D 

gayatofrfr: yes ofc, babe.

ayaya!!: i guess ayato isn't only saying anything because he also had a crush on yae during middle school

ei :): what.

thomaurs: WHAT

diluluc: what.

LUMINEISAFURRY: THIS IS A JOKE. THIS IS A JOKE I WILL NOT. WHAT

aetherisaloser: NOT AYAKA EXPOSSING AYATO WHILE THEY'RE HAVING A HEARTFELT MOMENT IM LITTERALY TEARING UP 

yassslaygayventi: GOOD I WAS ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING

ei :): ayato. kamisato.

diluluc: ayato what?

thomaurs: ayato?

wetqiuqiu: im outside the halls, please fight there.

icyunyun: xingqiu please 😭

gayatofrfr: IT WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL I SWEAR IT WAS JUST FOR A MONTH 😭

ayaya!!: it was for the entire middle school

YOURONEANDONITTO!: I-

grrorou: THE ENTIRETY OF MIDDLE SCHOOL-

saravityyy: BEAT HIS ASS BRO BEAT HIS ASS

saravityyy: do you need some assitance @ei :) ?

ei :): no need no worries, sara.

yassslaygayventi: NOT EVERYONE GANGING UP ON AYATO IM CRYING

yaehottestbitch: @ayaya!! was middle school his braces phase?

ayaya!!: yeah

yaehottestbitch: okay never mind, i would've dumped him in public and poured an orange juice box over his head

YOURONEANDONNIITTO!: MY POOR BRO

kaedehara-kazu: young ayato punching the wall and punching his braces out rn: 

huhuloonasolos!: I PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY CANNOT ANYMORE

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: PLEADE KAZUHA'S RESPONSES ARE ALL SO RANDOM AND WHEN HE DOES RESPOND THEY'RE ALL SO FUNNY

thomaurs: don't worry, ayato. we're here for you :>>

diluluc: no worries, i'll ditch my next class to keep you away from ei.

gayatofrfr: i love you both ty 😭💞

thomaurs: WE LOVE YOU TOO <33

diluluc: a lot.

yassslaygayventi: ...

yassslaygayventi: Zhongli x Ningguang

LUMINEISAFURRY: NO WE WERE ABOUT TO FORGET ABOUT IT FFS

bei: what.

gguang: venti i will put you in debt

yassslaygayventi: can't put me into debt when im alr deep in debt 🤪

jean!!: that isn't a good thing, venti.

wetqiuqiu: TAX EVASION 🤪

hotlingling: MURDER 🥺

icyunyun: when ur normal. 

ateezhongli: excuse me?

ateezhongli: wait hold on what is the x for?

ateezhongli: @smokinghotgingerajax

smokinghotgingerajax went online!

smokinghotgingerajax: hey, love! what do u need <33

smokinghotgingerajax: .......

smokinghotgingerajax: zhongli belongs to only me.

ateezhongli: ajax, what is the x for?

smokinghotgingerajax: nothing, my love <33 look it is free period let's go out :)

ateezhongli: you're scaring me

smokinghotgingerajax: don't be <33

ganyubemine?: go out with childe today, zhongli! it's fine!

YANFEIST!: GO DO IT ZHONGLI

huhuloonasolos!: better do it now before i make you do more paperwork~!

LUMINEISAFURRY: NOT THEM SWITCHING UP

LUMINEISAFURRY: THIS IS SO CUTE ☹️

ateezhongli: alright, let us go ajax :)

smokinghotgingerajax went offline!

ateezhongli went offline!

yassslaygayventi: NO NO THIS IS NOT WHAT I PLANNED NO NO

bei: i'm beating up venti today

yassslaygayventi: NO OMG

LUMINEISAFURRY: YES PLEASE END THIS. END THIS NOW.

aetherisaloser: GO GO GO GO I WANNA WATCH WOMEN BEAT UP VENTI

everyoursbarb: is this the lesbian urge in you ☹️

kokomimyloves: as a lesbian, i also have that lesbain arge 🥺

grrorou: lesbain arges 🥺

kokomimyloves: SHUT UP

kaedehara-kazu: update: kokomi got detention because of her stunt from earlier. it was rather hilarious watching the prof lecture her.

kokomimyloves: YOU TOO YOU SHUT IT AS WELL.

saravityyy: you heard her, kazuha.

saravityyy: i'll bust you out of detention, milady

kokomimyloves: milady 🥺🥺🥺💞💞💞 my hero <33

grrorou: not kokomi blushing in the detention room 💀

kokomimyloves: WTH GOROU, WHY ARE U SPYING ON ME

grrorou: THE PROF TOLD ME TO WATCH OVER YOU DURING FREE PERIOD DONT BLAME ME.

hotlingling: this is why u got detention

LUMINEISAFURRY: NOT XIANGLING GETTING VENTI'S PERSONALOITY IM IN TEARS

gguang: go ahead, i'll film it

bei: should i wink for the camera as well ;))

gguang: go ahead <33

bei went offline!

yassslaygayventi: THAT WAS NOT AN EMPTY THREAT HELP

yassslaygayventi: BEIDOU IS CHASING AFTER ME

yassslaygayventi: SOMEONE HELP ME

LUMINEISAFURRY: y'all hear sum

huhuloonasolos!: hmm, i dont really

onewiththestars: it's rather quiet here actually

yassslaygayventi: FINE YALL GONNA BE LIKE THAT?

yassslaygayventi: Scaramouche x Mona

onewiththestars: what the hell.

onewiththestars: @bei please beat him good

scarakuzushi: LMAO AS IF I'D DATE SOME BROKE LOSER

onewiththestars: LMAO AS IF I'D DATE A GUY WITH A BOWL CUT

scarakuzushi: AS IF I'D DATE YOU IN GENERAL

yassslaygayventi: enemies to lovers~!

scarakuzushi: where is beidou i'll beat him up myself

kaedehara-kazu: kunikuzushi is mine.

kaedehara-kazu: @bei mom beat him up good

gguang: i'll tell ur mom, son. don't worry

LUMINEISAFURRY: NOT KAZUHA ALSO HAVING A MOM WHAT IS UP WITH KAZUSCARA AND HAVING HOT MOMS

aetherisaloser: you're being a jealous loser again

LUMINEISAFURRY: YOU'RE ALSO AN ORPHAN STFU

onewiththestars: BYE SCARAMOUCHE ISNT RESPONDING CAUSE HE'S BLUSHING SO BAD HELP

saravityyy: you're not kidding?

scarakuzushi: BITCH STFU

ei :): awww, son

scarakuzushi: NOT NOW EI. 

wetqiuqiu: OKAY BEIDOU IS BEATING UP VENTI NOW HE'S DEAD

yassslaygayventi: 98UT7

yassslaygayventi went offline!

wetqiuqiu: NOT BEIDOU WINKING AT NINGGUANG FILMING IM IN TEARS

wetqiuqiu: SHE BETTER FUCKING POST THIS

LUMINEISAFURRY: FINNALY PEACE AND QUIET.

jean!!: i will excuse beidou's actions for now. it was deserved.

aetherisaloser: JEAN PLEASE 😭

jean!!: NOW EVERYONE GO BACK TO CLASS FREE PERIOD IS OVER.

huhuloonasolos!: no

jean!!: NOW.

jean!! has deactivated 'aether > lumine' has been deactivated for 3 hours!

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FRIDAY, 05:34:24 PM

'aether > lumine" server has been deactivated!

ben10 went online!

ben10: i fell off the second floor of the mond building but landed in a bush!

ben10: oh.... 

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SATURDAY, 08:14:76 PM

in the 'aether > lumine' server!

jean!!: can someone please tell me what ayato and itto are doing?

jean!!: i just saw them hauling so much stuff on to the garden, are they finally moving out?

LUMINEISAFURRY: JEAN JUST SNAPPING IS THE FUNNEST THING TO ME ISTG

ayaya!!: it's as funny as the time venti got kicked like a ball earlier

yaehottestbitch: it was so cute! <3

yasslaygayventi: STFU

thehottestofthemall: venti ball is my favorite sport

lisolluve: can we make that to an actual sport on campus?

jean!!: absolutely not.

yassslaygayventi: NO.

thehottestofthemall: nauurrrr :(( too bad

scarakuzushi: is there a petition to sign?

smokinghotgingerajax: im signing it 

yasslaygayventi: VENTIPHOBIC.

gguang: let's see what i can do about that /hj

LUMINEISAFURRY: THE TONE INDICATOR IM SCREAMING

yassslaygayventi: CRING ANF THROWING UP I HATE YOU GUYS

aetherisaloser: jean funny

kokomimyloves: GIRL WHAT.

everyoursbarb: IS THIS RAZOR SLANDER 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

LUMINEISAFURRY: YOU'RE FUCKED LUMINE

LUMINEISAFURRY: i hope you know i was embarassed being related to you! <33

aetherisaloser: BITCH.

THEONEANDONNITTO!: WE'RE CAMPING 😍🤪

hotlingling: i swear his emoji choices always get me LMAO

gayatofrfr: we decided to camp in the dorm garden <33

grrorou : i'll keep watch over them everyone, @jean!! please do get some rest

jean!!: thank you very much, gorou :))

jean!!: as they say, survival of the fittest...

lisolluve: alright, that's enough for you dear off to bed you go

jean!!: ten more minutes...

lisolluve: alright but off to bed when i get there, i just need to arrange some library books

ben10: im sorry ms. jean :((

jean!!: it's no worries, bennett it is never your fault :))

everyoursbarb: BENNETT DOES NO WRONG

aetherisaloser: BENBEN AND RAZOR >>>> you losers

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: PREACH IT 

LUMINEISAFURRY: i love jean so much 😭

jean!!: ty aether <33 ilyt /p

LUMINEISAFURRY: MWA MWA

bei: im starting to think jean is our very own mother in this school now

eularlarlar: most of us are either 1. orphans, 2. away from home or 3. have mother issues, so having jean as a motherly figure is kind of nice

jean!!: i'm happy being all of your moms then

jean!!: just a little tone down on the shenanigans makes me happy and more relaxed all right? :))

aetherisaloser: jean is sent from the heavens to be our mother tbh

yassslaygayventi: jean's an angel canon

ben10: that's great, i dont exactly have a mom i only have 2 dads so knowing jean is my mother warms my heart :))

razor: jean great mom 👍

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: i'm tearing up this is so cute

LUMINEISAFURRY : @everyone let's just all agree jean is the best school president we've had, she legit takes care of all of us despite being stressed and she's such a good mother figure despite not being our mom, we all agree we all love jean right? 

*pretend everyone reacts with the hug and heart emojis i'm too lazy to try and figure that out*

diluluc: mhmm

thomaurs: ofc!

yassslaygayventi: she helped make venti ball not a sport <//3

thehottestofthemall: that's the only thing i don't like about jean

yassslaygayventi: I HATE YOU.

yaehottestbitch: we all greatly appreciate jean's motherly love despite being the same age as her

xiaoalatus: yes, jean has always been the best. we all appreciate her greatly

aetherisaloser: AWW XIAO EVEN HAS SMTH TO SAY

LUMINEISAFURRY: alatus <3

xiaoalatus: ... ♡

yassslaygayventi: nevermind signora pls kick me ☹️

thehottestofthemall: oh.. 

thehottestofthemall: :)

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: THAT IS SO OMINOUS BYE

yassslaygayventi: THE TONE INDICATOR YOU BITCH

everyoursbarb: NOT JEAN TEARING UP WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING

lisolluve: AWWW, JEAN SWEETIE, NO WORRIES WE'RE HERE.

grrorou: we love you very much jean, ty for always making our school days amazing and very fun!

jean!!: thank you everybody, i love you all very much :))

yassslaygayventi changed jean!! nickname to mom <3

mom <3: ah yes, thank you venti

yassslaygayventi: yw mom <33

LUMINEISAFURRY: ALRIGHT ONE FINAL TOUCH

LUMINEISAFURRY changed the server name to 'jean's beloved children <3'

LUMINEISAFURRY: i love admin rights

ayaya!!: the gc name should've been aether << lumine

xiaoalatus: no.

ayaya!!: i wasn't asking for your opinion, e-boy

onewiththestars: NOT THE E-BOY

kokomimyloves: I CAN'T UNSEE IT NOW NO

kaedahara-kazu:

LUMINEISAFURRY: KAZUHA.

aetherisaloser: ily im giving you a forehead kiss

ayaya!!: :>>

yassslaygayventi: THIS IS HEAN APPRECIATION THIS ISN'T THE TIME 

aetherisaloser: you're just ayalumiphobic

thomaurs: not the ayalumiphobia, shame on you

LUMINEISAFURRY: WOW EVEN THOMA SAID IT HIMSELF, GET DRAGGED VENTI

yassslaygayventi: STFU

yassslaygayventi: JEAN GO ON 🔫

mom <3: i love you all very much and you all need to remember that alright?

mom <3: now go do what you will just don't cause much of a mess

onewiththestars: YES MOM

gguang: okay jean appreciation a little postponed but we all love and appreciate jean <33

bei: very much

gguang: ily thanks 4 finishing that for me <3

bei: <3

yassslaygayventi: ...

gguang : but back to topic, why is that? @gayatofrfr 

gayatofrfr: diluc told me to sleep on grass :((

diluluc: yato, yk this is not what i meant

diluluc: it was a simple little joke yet you teared up, grabbed your blanket and dramatically walked out the door.

ayaya!!: ah, yes brother was always be such a princess

gayatofrfr: CAN YOU STOP.

hotlingling: DAMN, AYAKA'S UNHINGED TONIGHT

thomaurs: ayato, come back to bed i miss u

gayatofrfr: i miss you too 🥺 (and diluc i suppose, still heartbroken /s)

diluluc: ok

yassslaygayventi: I SWEAR TO THE ARCHONS.

aetherisaloser: i swear venti only gets notifications for the server when someone's being cute in the gc.

ayaya!!: i agree, love. it's kinda cheesy.

aetherisaloser: good, now cuddle more with me

ayaya!!: on it :>

yassslaygayventi: i hate everything.

gayatofrfr: but today my beloved boyfriends, i shall survive in the wild with my best friend and we shall camp out like natural survivors!

YOURONEANDONNITTO!: WORD.

gguang: it's just our front garden with no wild animals of the sort, multiple cctv cameras, a fountain and a couple of plants i wouldn't call this a natural survival in the woods.

thehottestofthemall: survival of the fittest i guess

mom <3: good riddance.

lisolluve: HELP ME

LUMINEISAFURRY: RIGHT AFTER JEAN SAYS SHE LOVES US, SHE BULLIES ITTO AND AYATO HELP

mom <3: there are favorite children

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: BAHAHHAAHAHSJ

onewiththestars: honestly jean finally accepting her faith and just snapping back is the funniest thing ever right after kazuha's random responses 😭

ganyubemine?: agreed, agreed.

gayatofrfr: LISA PLEASE STOP MOM

lissolluve: this is how she relieves her stress this is how it is 

mom <3: <3

gayatofrfr: TOXIC MOM! /j

aetherisaloser: GN

lissolluve: im already at ur door, open up.

mom <3: okay, ily

lissolluve: you can tell me that after you open the door

yassslaygayventi: YK WHAT

yassslaygayventi: FUCK YOU GUYS

yassslaygayventi: THIS CALLS FOR SCREAMING TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS

yaehottestbitch: wdym, screaming taylor swift songs is always an everyday mood, it's not just for ridiculous reasons such as this

yassslaygayventi: okay true, i retract my statement before.

aetherisaloser: TAYLOR >>>

YOURONEANDONITTO!: STREAM RED (TAYLOR'S VERSION)

saravityyy: okay itto's tollerable for once

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: PLEASE

lisolluve: idk why itto being a swiftie fits

grrorou: he went to a concert b4 <//3

grrrorou: with the taylor shirt and everything

kokomimyloves: understandable rlly

ei :): preach it, baby.

yaehottestbitch: 😍

LUMINEISAFURRY: honestly this is way better than the shipping bussiness

keqingxin: don't even mention it again, it was a nightmare itself.

everyoursbarb: honestly the worst thing that came out of that was ayato having a crush on yae during middle school

gayatofrfr: CAN WE PLEASE FORGET ABOUT THAT

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: y'all really aren't going to let ayato live that down 😭

smokinghotgingerajax: IT'S SO FUNNY

gayatofrfr: bro <//3

smokinghotgingerajax: DON'T BRO ME.

LUMINEISAFURRY: NOT CHILDE AND AYATO FIGHTING

yassslaygayventi: WHAT IS THE TEA, THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGGG

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: Clearly! Some enormous looking braces on his face and a crush on one of the most beautiful ladies and better yet during middle school? Ha! It would be an unfortunate oppurtunity not to bully him for it!

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: THE RANDOM BIG ENGLISH WORDS LMAO

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: I have been stuck doing an annoyingly bunch of English papers so i haven't gotten the greater oppurtunity to get some well needed rest!

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: I have finally gotten my well needed nap, I am a changed person! 

ben10: THAT'S GOOD TO HERE FISCHL GREAT JOB OMG

razor: :) !!!!!

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: Ah, yes my dearest companions. I truly appreciate it!

ben10: <3

razor: <3

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: <3

onewiththestars: bitch you were snoring like no tommorow, it was annoying

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: Fuck you too, Mona.

LUMINEISAFURRY: IM CRYING

yassslaygayventi: SLAY FISCHL

ei :): hmm, even so, yae had already been pining over me ever since middle school so ayato having braces or without them, would get dumped either way.

yaehottestbitch: i thought we already established to keep that to ourselves

ei :): whoopsie....

YANFEIST!: WHOOPSIE IM HOLLERING

scarakuzushi: not the unleashing of their origin love stories

smokinghotgingerajax: you're only talking cause yours started with him confessing first and you being a pussy and blushing like a bitch before responding back

LUMINEISAFURRY: AYO? SCARA SLANDER?

thehottestofthemall: get him childe

scarakuzushi: bitch.

onewiththestars: I'LL BE ON CHILDE'S SIDE THIS ONE, GET HIM CHILDE

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: THAT WAS DEF PERSONAL IM CRYING

scarakuzushi: sleep with one eye open.

smokinghotgingerajax: no thanks, i'll be sleeping with my bf instead ;))

ganyubemine?: okay nvm i was gonna side with him but i take it back

YANFEIST!: IM CRYING

scarakuzushi: yikes...

xiaoalatus: ew.

LUMINEISAFURRY: IM IN TEARS THAT COMEBACK WAS-

aetherisaloser: i felt my life span shorten

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: i got a bad chill down my spine

kaedehara-kazu: childe after bullying my bf with the most basic insult and copying from ayaka's joke yesterday:

LUMINEISAFURRY: IM GONNA CRY HELP ME IM TEARING UP

aetherisaloser: "MY BF" BRUH NOW Y'ALL SHOW PDA, IM KICKING MY FEET

onewiththestars: I TOLD YALL KAZUHA'S RESPONSES WERE ALWAYS THE FUNNIEST

ganyubemine?: get him, kazuha

YANFEIST!: NOT GANYU STILL HATING CHILDE IM CRYING THIS IS GOLD

ganyubemine?: my headband :(( zhongli gave me that :((

aetherisaloser: AWW

aetherisaloser: this is why childe slander is a thing

aetherisaloser: I'LL THREATHEN CHILDE WITH A GUN TO BUY YOU A NEW ONE

LUMINEISAFURRY: ...her gun is a nerf gun

aetherisaloser: cute! didn't ask tho! 🌸💞

ganyubemine?: LMAO

keqingxin: i've never laughed so hard in my life 😭

scarakuzushi : @kaedehara-kazu ily ig

kaedehara-kazu: ily very much :>>

yassslaygayventi: goodbye cruel world, im jumping off a roof

thehottestofthemall: i'll bring a camera!

yassslaygayventi: STOP.

grrorou: HELP SO AYATO NEVER REALLY HAD A CHANCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

kaedehara-kazu: ayato's big ass braces would just pop off at this point and he'd just start sobbing and playing mitski in the halls

kaedehara-kazu : how i feel this river rushing through my veins, with nowhere else to go, it circles round, im liquid smooth come touch me too

onewiththestars: I SWEAR KAZUHA HELP ME

onewiththestars: IM A KAZUHA STAN

onewiththestars: FUNNY PEOPLE ARE HOT

scarakuzushi: thread carefully mona

onewiththestars: you're such a bitch 🙄

kokomimyloves: NOT LIQUID SMOOTH, THE FACT THAT'S EVEN THE WRONG SONG TO CHOOSE IS SO MUCH MORE FUNNIER

smokinghotgingerajax: LMFAO

kokomimyloves: okay you don't get to have a say in this too, sit down.

saravityyy: you heard her, ron weasley.

YANFEIST!: NOT Y'ALL BRINGING BACK THE RON WEASLEY HELP

aetherisaloser: if you search ugly ginger on google you'd get childe

ganyubemine?: it's only fitting for an ugly ginger like him

scarakuzushi: lmao. 

scarakuzushi: L.

smokinghotgingerajax: I-

LUMINEISAFURRY: THE FACT BOTH AYATO AND CHILDE GET THE SAME AMMOUNT OF SLANDER IS SO FUNNY HELP

aetherisaloser: AYATO & CHILDE <<< XINGQIU AND MONA, best hydro class section students fr

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: HELP. WOMAN AND AWFUL HAIRCUTS

wetqiuqiu: BITCH.

hotlingling: LMAO GOODBYE

yassslaygayventi: EVERYONE SHUT UP

yassslaygayventi: I walk through the door with you...the air was cold.

LUMINEISAFURRY: NO NO NOT ALL TOO WELL CMON NOW

yassslaygayventi: ☹️

yassslaygayventi: But, something about it felt like home somehow..

huhuloonasolos! : OMG IS THIS ALL TOO WELL, HOLD ON POSTPONING OUR HAUNTED ROOM YOUTUBE VIDEO IM CALLING XINGQIU @wetqiuqiu @wetqiuqiu @wetqiuqiu 

mom <3: but there aren't any huanted dorms here, hu tao dear

huhuloonasolos!: THERE IS MOM I SWEAR DONT WORRY

mom <3: whatever you say honey

wetqiuqiu: hu tao, you should be helping with the equipment what are you doing.

wetqiuqiu: WAIT IS THIS ALL TOO WELL, BITCH LET ME IN ON THIS SCREW GHOST HUNTING

hotlingling: weren't we going to this haunted dorm room so you could impress chongyun?

wetqiuqiu: taylor swift >>> chongyun

icyunyun: understandable really

keqingxin: TAYLOR IS A BIG YES

aetherisaloser: smartasses don't get to listen to taylor

bei: THE GATEKEEPING

aetherisaloser: it's what hot girls do <33

bei: true 

kewingxin: sorry i know what 2 + 2 is and you don't, honey

LUMEINISAFURRY: IM KICKING MY GEET

wetqiuqiu: GET HER KEQING. GIFTED KIDS UNITE.

keqingxin: <3

aetherisaloser: ☹️

huhuloonasolos!: AND I LEFT MY SCARF THERE AT YOUR SISTER'S HOUSE

wetqiuqiu: AND YOU'VE STILL GOT IT IN YOUR DRAWER EVEN NOW

LUMINEISAFURRY: this is a nightmare, im going to bed...

THEONEANDONNITTO!: DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE NOT A FAN OF TAYLOR SWIFT?

sucrowose!: shameful really...

noelle16: with all due respect, i thought you were better than this, aether

bei: NOT SUCROSE AND NOELLE EVEN SAYING SMTH ABOUT THIS

bei: YKNOW HE'S ABSOULTELY IN THE WRONG FOR THIS ONE

gayatofrfr: it's an no for me ☹️

aetherisaloser: this just goes to show why my username makes more sense then aether's

aetherisaloser: L 

LUMINEISAFURRY: I HATE IT HERE

LUMINEISAFURRY: KEQING BULLY LUMINE AGAIN

keqingxin: sorry taylor >>> you

LUMINEISAFURRY: ☹️

dainuwu⁷: you should've expected that reaction out of them, everyone is a fan of taylor swift

LUMINEISAFURRY: YOU DON'T GET TO TALK WITH THAT USERNAME DAINSLEIF

dainuwu⁷: it's not like im ashamed about it

dainuwu⁷: @everyone  i would like to announce i am a proud ARMY and i am a Yoongi stan.

huhuloonasolos!: SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

everyoursbarb: it's always the yoongi stans that are always the hottest

arosari:  honestly dain is rlly hot he def fits the description

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: Ah, truly! Finally a lot of you have realized how handsome Dainsleif truly is, it is a miracle!

aetherisaloser: you see that aether, everyone agrees.

aetherisaloser: this is so embarassing. im not related to you

YOURONEANDONITTO!: #cancelaether

onewiththestars: NOT THE TWT HASTATG

dainuwu⁷: i would say i have finished them.

LUMINEISAFURRY: will you elaborate on that, dainsleif 🥺

dainuwu⁷: i don't associate with tasteless people, i may get the virus

dainuwu⁷ went offline!

bei: SLAYYYY

onewiththestars: HONESTLY THO

aetherisaloser: this is why dain is the superior blonde.

LUMINEISAFURRY: i hate all of you

yassslaygayventi: OH YOUR SWEET DISPOSITION

yassslaygayventi: AND MY WIDE-EYED GAZE

huhuloonasolos!: WE'RE SINGING IN THE CAR, GETTING LOST UPSTATE

huhuloonasolos!: AUTUMN LEAVBES FALLING DOWN LIKE PIECES INTO PLACE

huhuloonasolos!: AND I CAN PICTURE IT AFTER ALL THESE DAYS

wetqiuqiu: and i know it's long gone and that magic's not here no more

wetqiuqiu: and I might be okay but I'm not fine at all

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: HOLD ON THIS IS ALL TOO WELL TF LET ME IN DUDES

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!! : @lovelyzyunjin @YOIYOIMIYYAYA!! GUYS JOIN IN IT'S TAYLOR

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: QUEEN HERSELF ALRIGHT

lovelyzyunjin went online!

lovelyzyunjin: one of my favorite artists! yes, ofc i will join!

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: CAUSE THERE WE ARE AGAIN ON THAT LITTLE TOWN STREET

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: YOU ALMOST RAN THE RED CAUSE YOU WERE LOOKING OVER AT ME !?!??!!?!?

lovelyzyunjin: wind in my hair, i was there

lovelyzyunjin: i remember it all too well :))

grrrorou: alright daily AyaItto camping updates for everyone i suppose:

grrorou: Ayato had set up their tents and they're quite far apart, and they seemed to have started a makeshift bonfire with flashlights...

kokomimyloves: FLASHLIGHTS??

gguang: at least we won't be worrying about fire alarms, last time bennett's bad luck seemed to have caused one of them

ben10: IM SUPER SORRY MS. NINGGUANG 😭

gguang: no worries kid it's okay, it was never ur fault

LUMINEISAFURRY: YOU COULD JUST FEEL BARBARA BREATHING DOWN HEAVILY WHEN NINGGUANG BROUGHT UP BENNETT HELP

everyoursbarb: 😍💞

thehottestofthemall: you want to be a part of the harbingers, kid?

scarakuzushi: we bully bennett and razor slanderes

everyoursbarb: ok! <3

smokinghotgingerajax: welcome to the club, 12th fatui harbinger

thehottestofthemall: what? barbara's clearly more powerful than you, ugly weasley

scarakuzushi: she deserves #1, unlike you

mom <3: i-barbara?

thehottestofthemall: fatui harbinger 1st now, add that to your resume, dear

scarakuzushi: childe add her to the gc.

smokinghotgingerajax: whatever ☹️

everyoursbarb: okay, signora! <3

LUMINEISAFURRY: GN.

aetherisaloser: WHAT JUST HAPPENED 

everyoursbarb: I'M A PART OF THE HARBINGERS NOW!

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: HOW ARE YOU SO ENERGETIC ABOUT THIS HELP

arosari: ah, yes. the modern firewood, flashlights 💞

hotlingling: that is oozing with sarcasm.

arosari: yeah cause i think they're fucking stupid

aetherisaloser: it's the himbo in him, leave itto be

aetherisaloser: better than another fire drill ☹️

YANFEIST!: OKAY LISTEN THE FIRE DRILLS ARE FUN WHEN IT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASSES LIKE MATH

huhuloonasolos!: math <<<< 

YANFEIST!: i love you so much, you really do get me <33

huhuloonasolos!: <3

yasslaygayventi: TF HU TAO BITCH I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON OUR SIDE

huhuloonasolos!: my gf will always come first

yassslaygayventi: this is so homophobic ☹️

LUMINEISAFURRY: math and history was always homophobic anyways

grrorou: hu tao almost set the decorative plant in the room once the prof started teaching quadratic equations and angles

arosari: we only needed to know Rex Lapis was shirtless tbh

huhuloonasolos!: aren't you aroace?

arosari: that doesn't mean i cant appreciate built bodies tf

sucrowose!: Rex Lapis was hot shirtless

YANFEIST!: SPEAK UR TRUTH SUCROSE

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: Please do remind me what a quadratic equation is. I seemed to have forgotten. I only have remembered about Hu Tao burning the plant in the room in my head. 

LUMINEISAFURRY: THAT'S JUST PROVING MY POINT

huhuloonasolos!: it was fun lighting it on fire 😍

kokomimyloves: didn't kazuha start playing fire by bts then too

mom <3: i believe they got detention for that

huhuloonasolos!: it was worth it uwu! ,3

YANFEIST!: NOT THE UWU

huhuloonasolos!: i wuv you uwu

YANFEIST!: ☹️ i wuv u 2

yassslaygayventi: sigh

kaedehara-kazu: i had spotify premium, it would have been a waste not to use it 

onewiththestars: hmu for that spotify premium 😍

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: I suggest you stay quiet, Mona 

onewiththestars: fischl shh.. im trying to shoot my shot

scarakuzushi: if i give you spotify premium will you shut up

onewiththestars:                    

scarakuzushi: alright give me ur info, i'll paypal you

yassslaygayventi: SO ITS THAT EASY TO GET A SPOTIFY PREMIUM TF?

thehottestofthemall:  scaramouche doesn't give spotify premiums to bitches who make being single there entire personality like you.

LUMINEISAFURRY: ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER SLAY

yassslaygayventi: BITCH.

thomaurs: im tempted to just go there myself and get him, i miss my boyfriend..

diluluc: me too, dearest let's be a little patient with him though

thomaurs : @gayatofrfr you can always come back to the dorm room, we have marshmallows :))

gayatofrfr: sounds tempting, my long time lover but i will be back, darling. i must camp out with my best friend for now. i'll be back for you both <33

diluluc: no worries, thoma. he'll come crawling back when things fall through

thomaurs: we love you, ayato stay safe :>> 

gguang: they're litteraly outside, they'll be fine

scarakuzushi: i hope they get mauled by bears

LUMINEISAFURRY: LMAO PLEASE

yassslaygayventi: ANYWAYYYYYY

yassslaygayventi: PHOTO ALBUM ON THE COUNTER, YOUR CHEEKS WERE TURNING RED

lovelyzyunjin: you used to be a little kid with glasses in a twin sized bed

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: AND YOUR MOTHER'S TELLING STORIES BOUT YOU ON THE TEEBALL

wetqiuqiu: you told me bout your past thinking your future was me

huhuloonasolos!: AND I KNOW IT'S LONG GONE AND THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE I CAN DO

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: AND I FORGET ABOUT YOU LONG ENOUGH

yassslaygayventi: TO FORGET WHY I NEEDED TO

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

huhuloonasolos!: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kaeyakreideprinz<3: GUYS UH

kaeyakreideprinz<3 : @everyone @yassslaygayventi @LUMINEISAFURRY @aetherisaloser

LUMINEISAFURRY: YES YES?

kaeyakreideprinz<3: please kick albedo out

aetherisaloser: i?

LUMINEISAFURRY: PLEASE DONT TELL ME YOU GUYS ARE BREAKING UP

LUMINEISAFURRY: KAEBEDO'S THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME TGT

kaeyakreideprinz<3: we're not even together, aether

aetherisaloser: stop being a pussy then

kiyoamber:): PLEASE

diluluc: not you kicking you're own crush out of the server, kaeya.

arosari: yeah tf is wrong with u

LUMINEISAFURRY: POOR KAEYA THE SLANDER TRULY NEVER ENDS 😭

yassslaygayventi: if this is about you guys being cute and shit i'm not participating

kaeyakreideprinz<3: YOU KNOW WHAT JUST GIVE ME ADMIN RIGHTS

aetherisaloser: ???

aetherisaloser gave kaeyakreideprinz<3 admin role!

kaeyakreideprinz<3 kicked albedoalberich<3 out of the server!

arosari: can you kick me next

kaeyakreideprinz<3: NOT RN NOT RN MAYGBE LATER

arosari: racially motiwavted

kaeyakreideprinz<3: STOP IT OKAY LISDTEN

kaeyakreideprinz<3: i want to surprise albedo, i brought him smth! but uh issues is he might see PLEASE HELP

LUMINEISAFURRY: is it the giant bouquet down there you're next to...

kaeyakreideprinz<3: ....

kaeyakreideprinz<3: yeah...

yassslaygayventi: CAUSE THERE WE ARE AGAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

yassslaygayventi: WE'RE DANCING ROUND THE KITHCHEN IN THE REFREGARATOR LIGHT

aetherisaloser: spelled it wrong and everything

noelle16: i'll be right on it, kaeya! i'll call sucrose and try to distract him

kaeyakreideprinz<3: ty :,)

kaeyakreideprinz<3: i just want to show albedo how much i like him <33

yassslaygayventi: DOWN THE STAIRS I WAS THERE

yassslaygayventi: I REMEMBER IT ALL TOO WELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

aetherisaloser: VENTI ISTG STFU NO ONE CARES YOU CANT PULL  ANHYONE

yassslaygayventi: OUT.

yassslaygayventi: at least i can pull for artem in tears of themis unlike you who only gets vyn cards

LUMINEISAFURRY: THAT'S SO EMBARASSING

yassslaygayventi: imagine not having intertwined fate SSR artem, that's embarassing

aetherisaloser: I-

aetherisaloser: goodbye.

huhuloonasolos!: GET EM BESTIE

aetherisaloser: this ain't it ☹️

LUMINEISAFURRY: SOME WELL DESERVED PAY BACK SISTER

LUMINEISAFURRY: GIVE ME 5 VENTI

yassslaygayventi: 4 /s

LUMINEISAFURRY: I-

thehottestofthemall: venti is as stupid as ever

yassslaygayventi: DO YOU NOT SEE TYHE TONE INDICATOR. I CAN NEVER WIN.

yassslaygayventi: AT LEAST I DONT MAKE SLANDERING SOMEONE MY ENTIRE HUMOR

ayaya!!: HE SNAPPED GN

LUMINEISAFURRY: AYO? VENTI COMEBACK?

thehottestofthemall: okay recycled comeback

yassslaygayventi: YOU JUST HAVE NOTHING TO SAY BACK LOSER

mom <3: signora, venti stop fighting kaeya needs our help.

thehottestofthemall: sorry mother

yassslaygayventi: HA. BITCH.

mom <3: venti.

yassslaygayventi: yes mom

LUMINEISAFURRY: JEAN GIRLBOSSING LETS GO

mom <3: anyway, me and lisa will help as well, we'll go ahead and ask for them in the chemistry room and lead him to his dorm

lisolluve: what's our plan?

kaeyakreideprinz<3: basically, i need help with carrying this to his room and someone needs to just lead him here :))

mom <3: on it, scractch what i said then i'll just help the others prepare his dorm room

kaeyakreideprinz<3: thank you mom <//3

bei: aether and lumine are gonna say it

LUMINEISAFURRY: NO NO I WONT

aetherisaloser: no.

LUMINEISAFURRY: ....☹️

aetherisaloser: don't do it, aether istg

LUMINEISAFURRY: ....

aetherisaloser: AETHER.

LUMINEISAFURRY: sure, kaeya :))

aetherisaloser: aether, you fucking idiot

aetherisaloser: it's giving "white gullible twink"

LUMINEISAFURRY: you're no longer my sister.

yaehottestbitch: lmao

bei: NOT THE TWINK-

smokinghotgingerajax: I AM TEARING UP THIS ISNT-

aetherisaloser: don't rejoice yet, childe. not like you're not the same

smokinghotgingerajax: i shouldn't have said anything ☹️

kaeyakreideprinz<3: NO IF UR TIRED YOU DONT NEED TO HELP OUT

LUMINEISAFURRY: nah, kaebedo >>> sleep

LUMINEISAFURRY: YOU CANT STOP ME, KAEYA.

lovelyzyunjin: (can't stop me, can't stop me wooahh)

kiyoamber:): i swear the one time yun jin interacts with us if kpop or taylor swift is involved

lovelyzyunjin: kpop >>>

LUMINEISAFURRY: SPEAK IT.

LUMINEISAFURRY: minghao >>

LUMINEISAFURRY: yeonjun >>>

LUMINEISAFURRY: changbin >>>

LUMINEISAFURRY: yoongi >>

wetqiuqiu: you're only saying that cause changbin and yoongi give off xiao vibes 

icyunyun: minghao, yoongi and yeonjun also have soft and pretty features like xiao

huhuloonasolos!: they also have fair skin and nice body proportions like xiao

keqingxin: they aren't as short tho

xiaoalatus: keqing with all due respect...stfu

hotlingling: that clearly just means aether has a type ☹️

aetherisaloser: NOT YALL GANGING UP ON HIM LMAO

xiaoalatus: I guess it would kind of help that aether once told me to deepen my voice like changbin and told me to rap his rap in God's Menu? was it i don't exactly know the song title

ganyubemine?: you're joking ☹️

keqingxin: aether's just trying to fullfill his dreams of being a k-idol's bf/ y/n. leave him alone

yassslaygayventi: aether: m-m-m-minghao o-o-ppa s-s-s-sarangh-h-hae-e-e 🥺💞🌸

arosari: wth

aetherisloaser: LMAO PLS

LUMINEISAFURRY: CAN YOU ALL STOP

aetherisaloser: today's a good day, aether got bullied twice good times

LUMINEISAFURRY: YA'LL JUST GONNA FORGET WE WERE GANGING UP ON LUMINE AT SOME POINT

aetherisaloser: you're the uglier twin. accept your faith.

LUMINEISAFURRY: IN UR DREAMS.

LUMINESIAFURRY: ANY FUCKING WAY

LUMINEISAFURRY: IM PUTTING ON MY BUNNY SLIPS IM ON MY WAY TO HELP

ayaya!!: idk why aether having bunny slippers is accurate

xiaoalatus: he had the bunny hat thing from his alt phase

aetherisaloser: IS AETHER YOU BEING EXPOSSED BY HIS OWN BF RN GN

arosari: pls tell me ur joking

diluluc: yikes

aetherisaloser: see aether..ugly twin

LUMINEISAFURRY: I WILL SUFFICATE YOU WITH THE BUNNY HAT BITCH

aetherisaloser: anyway im getting out of ayaka's arms for this one, kaeya. you better buy me pasta during lunch tmr

kaeyakreideprinz<3: does this mean im the new wallet now..

smokinghotgingerajax: joy

aetherisaloser: you managed to buy that bouquet for ur crush, a 5 dollar pasta aint so bad

kaeyakreideprinz<3: BUT I HAVE TO FALL IN LINE IN THE BIG ASS LINE

aetherisaloser: take it or leave it

kaeyakreideprinz<3: fine..

kaeyakreideprinz<3: for albedo...

smokinghotgingerajax: SIMP.

kaeyakreideprinz<3: i don't want to hear that from you, childe

smokinghotgingerajax: bro <//3

ganyubemine?: all ur bros hate you. bro

xiaoalatus: its really just pathetic

YANFEIST!: GUYS 😭

yassslaygayventi: THE BRO

aetherisaloser: watch childe ground y'all cause he's a loser

aetherisaloser: "zhongli baby, ground the kids they buwwy mwe uwu"

kokomimyloves: STOP IT OMG

xiaoalatus: he did that once

LUMINEISAFURRY: HELLO?

YANFEIST!: I REMEMBER THAT NO

aetherisaloser: oh....

saravityyy: wth is this

onewiththestars: the more i know childe, the more i want to throw a book in his face

xiaoalatus: lol

smokinghotgingerajax: STOP IT.

grrorou: daily AyaItto camping update #2:

grrorou: seeming as Kaeya is trying to surprise Albedo, i think they had gotten up to help

kaedehara-kazu: yeah, i can see them walk towards to the Mondstadt building 

kaeyakreideprinz<3: thank you everyone! you're all very helpful and i appreciate all the help i can get

kaeyakreideprinz<3: EHEM UINLIKE SOME PEOPLE

yassslaygayventi: me?

diluluc: fuck no.

smokinghotgingerajax: WHAT WHY-

kaeyakerideprinz<3: if the shoe fits then wear it😊

smokinghotgingerajax: YOU BITCH-

kaeyakreideprinz<3: OKAY LISTEN I ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION ON WHAT TO GET AND YOU SAID DEEZ NUTS

smokinghotgingerajax: I WAS JOKING

LUMINEISAFURRY: WHAT.

aetherisaloser: maybe he wants them cut off

scarakuzushi: ew

smokinghotgingerajax: YK THATS NO WHAT I MEANT

gguang: wait why is itto shirtless..

grrorou: WAIT WHAT.

kaedahara-kazu: how did you not notice that, gorou? 

ayaya!!: yeah, you were the one who reported them leaving

grrorou: HIS BACK WAS FACING ME IT DOESNT MATTER SHUT UP

gguang: yes he's near Liyue building and i see him...his titties are out and everything-

kiyoamber:): wait doesn't Itto already walk around the campus with his tits hanging?

onewiththestars: GOODBYE 💀

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: WAIT WHAT IS IT EVEN CALLED LIKE BIOLOGICALLY???

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: LIKE THE YK BOOBS BUT FOR MEN 

yassslaygayventi: THAT DEADASS DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE HELP

keqingxin: it's just called a chest

aetherisaloser: smart ass 🙄

keqingxin: solve for x, lumine

aetherisaloser: LEAVE

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: YET YALL STILL CALL IT TITS

bei: itto's tits are much more larger than some of the woman's breasts tbh

yaehottestbitch: Ei's can be compared to it, hers are huge

ei :): excuse me?

scarakuzushi: i was about to say something but never mind goodnight.

scarakuzushi: i'm bleaching my eyes out

onewiththestars: not you being a pussy when your mom's tits are being talked about

scarakuzushi: stfu

scarakuzushi: YOU LITTERALY TOUCHED HER TITS BEFORE TOO

onewiththestars: im litteraly asexual tf do i have to do with that? i was studying it.

scarakuzushi: i'm refunding back the spotify premium

onewiththestars:

yassslaygayventi: BITCH-

LUMINEISAFURRY: THE SWITCHUP

kiyoamber:): I SWEAR THIS SERVER 💀

grrorou: it's a very comfortable pillow 10/10

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: STOP THE RATING 😭

LUMINEISAFURRY: can i have a test run gorou

grrorou: sure! i'll chop ur head off next!

aetherisaloser: LMAO PLS

saravityyy: lizie hearts from ever after high kinnie?

kokomimyloves: LMAO

thomaurs: wait gorou cosplayed lizzie hearts before so...

gayatofrfr: I REMEMBER THAT, THAT WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

lovelyzyunjin: what is with the inazuma kids and everything happening in middle school 😭

ben10: how memorable

grrorou: NO NO DONT BRING IT UP

YOURONEANDONNITTO!: HE WAS SO CUTE :<<

yaehottestbitch: how cute! please do tell me all about it!

grrorou: NO NO NO YAE I BLOCKED YOU

yaehottestbitch: then how are you seeing my messages, dear :))

grrorou: oh.

xiaoalatus: get it ig

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: get what?

onewiththestars: get what really?

ateezhongli: help for all of us hopefully

ateezhongli: 046-3492-4725

LUMINEISAFURRY: LMAO STOP IT

smokinghotgingerajax: babe 😭

eularlarlar: is this about itto or ei?

grrorou: CLEARLY ITTO IM GAY

eularlarlar: ok

hotlingling: CRYING

grrorou: i'll be back im forcing Itto back into a shirt.

yassslaygayventi: AWWWWWW WHY

LUMINEISAFURRY: HOW SELFISH, I WAS EXCITED TO SEE HIM COME HERE SHIRTLESS

LUMINEISAFURRY: SHARING IS CARING, GOROU

grrorou: not when it comes to my boyfriend 

grrorou: i have respect towards you aether don't make me lose it

grrorou went offline!

hotlingling: STUDYING IT IM CRYING

wetqiuqiu: AND NOT GOROU 😭😭 Y'ALL I WAS GONE FOR 10 MINUTES

aetherisaloser: it's always aether's fault anyways

LUMINEISAFURRY: IM THROWING ALBEDO'S FLASK COLLECTION AT U IF YOU DONT STFU

LUMINEISAFURRY: YK WHAT I'LL CALL BARBARA

everyoursbarb: yes? <3

aetherisaloser: STOP

everyoursbarb: i took what ms. signora said and put being a fatui harbinger on my carrrd and resume!

onewiththestars: YOU'RE JOKING.

everyoursbarb: i also take commisions! i'ma fatui harbinger i can fight whoever you want! <3

huhuloonasolos!: MAY I COLLAB? MY COFFINS WILL BE A BIG HIT

huhuloonasolos!: A BIG HIT FOR YOUR HIT LIST!

arosari: damn 💀

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: That pun was rather hilarious! 

LUMINEISAFURRY : @everyoursbarb @huhuloonasolos! YOU'RE BOTH HIRED!

aetherisaloser: ...you're such a twink

yassslaygayventi: PLEASE

huhuloonasolos!: NO XINGQIU. XIANGLING STOP TEXTING IN THE GC IT'S GONNA TRIGGER THE BGHOST

ateezhongli: the what?

huhuloonasolos!: oh hello Zhongli! me and my friends decided to do some ghost hunting in someone's dorm!

huhuloonasolos!: rumor has it that one of the Liyue dorms is haunted and we wanted to see why?

hotlingling: well mostly because xingqiu's trying to impress chongyun but he's more of a pussy tbh

ateezhongli: Alright, please do stay safe, dear. If something goes wrong don't be hesitant to contact me or Ajax

aetherisaloser: not zhongli being a father figure <//3

xiaoalatus: oh...

ganyubemine?: does this mean they're a married couple...?

ateezhongli: me and ajax are not married

xiaoalatus: good.

xiaoalatus: he's too ugly and incompetent for zhongli

LUMINEISAFURRY: XIAO BEING AGAINST ZHONGCHI AFTER 2 YEARS STILL JHELP

aetherisaloser: STOP.

ateezhongli: xiao.

xiaoalatus: sorry, zhongli...

ganyubemine?: I THOUGHT THEY WERE MARRIED.

YANFEIST!: ME TOO 😭

aetherisaloser: NOT YALL BEING FOOLED TOO, ZHONGLI'S PRACTICALLY YOUR FAMILY AND YALL THOUGHT HE WAS MARRIED

onewiththestars: I DEADASS THOUGHT THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR YEARS OIR SMTH

kaedehara-kazu: everyone did...

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: It is the vibes between them really! It was a little obvious.

ateezhongli: we've been dating for 3 years and we're both still in high school

ei :): i've always thought they were eloped...

smokinghotgingerajax: WHAT.

ateezhongli: i would love to marry ajax in the future tho

smokinghotgingerajax: I-

smokinghotgingerajax: i would love to marry you too, xiansheng :))

ateezhongli: i love you very much

smokinghotgingerajax: i adore you so much :<<

yassslaygayventi: I. HATE. YOU. GUYS.

wetqiuqiu: STFU LING YOU'RE THE PUSSY

hotlingling: it's fine i have a pussy anyways

wetqiuqiu: out.

razor: anatomy 

ben10: YEAH!

kokomimyloves: RAZOR SUDDENLY COMING IN STARTLED ME HELP

kokomimyloves: ✨ female anatomy ✨ 

kokomimyloves: ✨ periods ✨

kokomimyloves: ✨ boobies ✨

YANFEIST!: NO STOP IT I BEG OF YPOPU IM CRYING

onewiththestars: wow periods 🥺🥺🥺

arosari: out.

arosari: i suddenlt feel like ripping my uterus out

saravityyy: lol

sucrowose! : alright! @kaeyakreideprinz<3 me and albedo are out the chemistry lab along with noelle! he seems to be in high spirits as well.

noelle16: yep! he seems to be smiling a lot as well. good luck kaeya! im sure he'll love this surprise you prepared for him!

kaeyakreideprinz<3: thank u both :)). 

kaeyakreideprinz<3: i'm near the hallway near his dorm room. meet me there

YOURONEANDONITTO!: WE'RE ALSO ON THE WAY BRO

grrorou went online!

grrorou: with a shirt on i assure you!

LUMINEISAFURRY: awww naurr :(((( /s

grrorou: don't make me lose more respect towards you aether /s

LUMINEISAFURRY: STOP

gayatofrfr: mhmm, Thoma told me about the chocolates you kept with him and he told me to give it to you cause you forgot or sum

kaeyakreideprinz<3 : THANK YOU @thomaurs 

thomaurs: i dmed Ayato privately about the matter, it is no trouble i'm happy to help :))

thomaurs: BUT TBH you really should be thanking Diluc. He was the one who found it on the kitchen counter and told me about it

kaeyakreideprinz<3 : THANK YOU BROTHER @diluluc YOU'RE SAVING MY BUTT

diluluc: it's what brothers do

everyoursbarb: awww :((

lisolluve: you're finally getting along it's a nice sight

mom <3: i'm so happy for the both of you, finally i was getting sick of your constant fighting

lisolluve: cmon now love, don't say that in front of them

mom <3: like i've said there are favorite children

kiyoamber:): HELP ME

eularlarlar: and you amber, i swear you only ever come in to this gc when it comes to kaeya getting bullied

kiyoamber:): kaeya getting bullied makes my day 

onewiththestars: LMAO

LUMINEISAFURRY: SEE DEAR SISTER EVEN DILUC'S BACK TO BEING A CUTE LITTLE BROTHER TO KAEYA, WHAT ABOUT YOU TO ME HUH

aetherisaloser: you wished

aetherisaloser: take the L, ae 🥱❤️🔥✨

LUMINEISAFURRY: BITCH.

diluluc: i'm not cute.

thomaurs: i disagree, ur very cute :))

gayatofrfr: you're the cutest Monstadt student i've ever seen ;)))

yassslaygayventi: i'm fucking leaving

thehottestofthemall: may i do the honors?

yassslaygayventi: CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE

thomaurs: Ayato, i was also a Mondstadt student. Does that mean i'm not cute as well?

gayatofrfr: WAIT NO NO, THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

gayatofrfr: I'M SORRY BABY I LOVE YOU. I THINK UR VERY CUTE ALSO

ayaya!!: get wrecked, brother

gayatofrfr: WHAT THE HELL DID I EVER DO TO YOU

ayaya!!: you took the last Nutella jar in the pantry last week.

gayatofrfr: I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT WAS YOURS YOU BITCH 

ayaya!!: IT HAD MY NAME ON IT YOU DUMBFUCK

thomaurs: both of you, quiet down.

thomaurs: i was kidding, love :))

gayatofrfr: ofc ofc haha

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: i swear whenever Thoma gets like this, it's always so scary ☹️

diluluc: i think it's hot

gayatofrfr: i think it's seggsy 😏

ayaya!!: you're done, you're fucking done.

arosari: i'm throwing up

kewingxin: me too ☹️

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: that's so corny i wasn't asking any of you both ☹️

scarakuzushi: i wish i can never read again

kaeyakreideprinz<3: THAT'S SO CORNY DILUC LMAO WTF ARE U DOING

diluluc: and you shut up.

kaeyakreideprinz<3: heart been broke so many times 🤪🤪🤪🤪🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺✨✨✨

diluluc: nevermind, i hope you get adopted.

kaeyakreideprinz<3: we're both orphans tho uwu

diluluc: dead then

LUMINEISAFURRY: THAT DIDN'T LAST VERY LONG 💀

mom <3: spoke too soon

noelle16: on it!

hotlingling: wait hold on this is cute, gimme a sec

kaedehara-kazu: do you mean Kaebedo or AyaThomaLuc being horny on the main? 

onewiththestars: I SWEAR KAZUHA IS THE FUNNIEST BITCH HERE IM CRYING

kaedehara-kazu: i wouldn't be so funny without my nitro 

onewiththestars: and where did you get that from?

kaedehara-kazu: my discord mod

grrorou: HOLD ON YOU HAVE A DISCORD MOD?

yaehottestbitch : what do you have to say about this? @scarakuzushi

scarakuzushi went offline!

smokinghotgingerajax: what a wuss

aetherisaloser: don't get all cocky now 

smokinghotgingerajax: CAN YOU ALL JUST LET ME HAVE THIS

aetherisaloser: sorry, twinks get bullied

yassslaygayventi: STOP

kaedehara-kazu: he's my discord mod

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: NOT KAZUHA BEING A DICORD KITTEN AND SCARAMOUCHE BEING HIS SUGAR DADDY IM GONNA JUMP OFF A CLIFF

ayaya!!: i am traumatized.

kokomimyloves: honestly im not that surprised that kazuha's a discord kitten, the mf smoked in the bathroom back then

saravityyy: lmao good point 💀

saravityy : @onewiththestars maybe u can shoot ur shot, try becoming a discord kitten ig

onewiththestars: i've already tried ☹️

kokomimyloves: YOU TRIED WHAT?

onewiththestars: applying to be a discord kitten ☹️

onewiththestars: i've tried but now im supporting my 9 kids and im slowly getting in to debt

saravityyy: I-

scarakuzushi went online!

onewiththestars: scara come back the kids miss you 🥺🥺🥺

scarakuzushi: should've aborted them

onewiththestars: pause that 🤪 abort that 🤪

kiyoamber:): I REALLY CANT WITH THIS SERVER SOMETIMES MAN 💀

hotlingling: NO SHUT UP THAT ISNT WHAT I MEANT KAZUHA

wetqiuqiu: wait true hold on, kaebedo being wholesome

huhuloonasolos!: NO BUT OUT GHOSTS

wetqiuqiu: screw ur ghosts 

kaedehara-kazu: screw? ☹️

wetqiuqiu: STFU KAZUHA

wetqiuqiu: ANYWAY

wetqiuqiu: kaebedo >>> chongyun and ghosts

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: THE SWITCH UP BYE

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: xingqiu you're just nosy cmon

wetqiuqiu: and what if i am? ☹️ it's true anyways

yaehottestbitch: coming from me ofc!

wetqiuqiu: ofc! <3

wetqiuqiu went offline!

hotlingling went offline!

huhuloonasolos!: BYE HE JUST DROPPED THE CAMERA WE WERE USING AND BOLTED WITH XIANGLING. BITCH.

LUMINEISAFURRY: HONESTLY ME TOO

LUMINESIAFURRY: BTW ME, JEAN, LUMINE AND LISA PREPARED THE BOUQUET ON HIS BED AND STUFF AND WE MADE IT ALL ROMANTIC AND SHIT

aetherisaloser: pls tell me ur gonna ask albedo to be your bf alr cause this was over the top and we put a lot of effort...

kaeyakreiderpinz<3: i started courting him yesterday....

aetherisaloser: i dont give a shit

kaeyakreideprinz<3: oh albedo's here UH

kaeyakreideprinz<3 went offline!

LUMINEISAFURRY : @noelle16 @sucrowose! BE OUR EYES WHAT GOES ON

aetherisaloser: the fact a lot of people are outside their dorms y'all are so nosy 💀

LUMINEISAFURRY: Y'ALL ARE GONNA MAKE IT SO OBVIOUS

LUMINEISAFURRY : @arosari TF ARE YOU DOING HERE

arosari: i wanted to see kaeya fuck this up

diluluc: please save me a seat, i'm on my way

huhuloonasolos!: POOR KAEYA LMAO

sucrowose!: albedo ran towards kaeya and hugged him very tight. kaeya seems to be nervous and flustured it's rather funny.

everyoursbarb: LMAO

YANFEIST!: kaeya being flustured aww

mom <3: i think it's adorable how kaeya has a very egotistical and very extroverted around everyone else but when it comes to albedo he turns into a shy, introvert and easily flustered because he can only become his true self when he's around him

grrorou: damn 💀

icyunyun: ...

lissolluve: IM CRYING

eularlarlar: analyzed him like a therapist would ☹️

wetqiuqiu went online!

wetqiuqiu: OKAY GOOD WE CMAE JUST IN TIME

kiyoamber:): well as they all say, "your mother knows best"

LUMINEISAFURRY: THAT LITTERALY DOESNT MAKE SENSE AMBER 💀

kiyoamber:): i don't want to hear it from you, taylor anti

aetherisaloser: WE'RE REALLLY GONNA USE THIS AS SHIT AGAINST AETHER, I LOVE IT

kiyoamber:): people who don't like taylor swift don't deserve rights

eularlarlar: it's fine, tasteless people can't pick a good president anyway

LUMINEISAFURRY: DAMN

aetherisaloser: WHY DID THIS SUDDENLY BECOME POLITICAL GN

lovelyzyunjin: SPEAK IT.

LUMINEISAFURRY: THIS IS RACIST.

yassslaygayventi: AND MAYBE WE GOT LOST IN TRANSLATION MAYBE I ASKED FOR TOO MUCH

wetqiuqiu: but maybe this thing was a masterpiece

wetqiuqiu: til you tore it all up

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!:  RUNNING SCARED I WAS THERE, I REMEMBER IT ALL TOO WELL

huhuloonasolos!: HERE COMES THE HARD HITTER!!!

yassslaygayventi: AND YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE

wetqiuqiu: AND YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: AND YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE

lovelyzyunjin: AND YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE

huhuloonasolos!: AND YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!:  AND YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE

aetherisaloser: damn all the same time, who hurt y'all ☹️

ayaya!!: AND YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE

aetherisaloser: not you too...

arosari: why is kaeya stuttering, he's so obvious

smokinghotgingerajax: LMAO WHAT

arosari: i knew he would fuck this up

diluluc: what a coward

thomaurs: diluc 💀

kiyoamber:): THOMA PULLED UP THE SKULL EMOJI. DILUC YOU'RE FUCKED

diluluc: ☹️

aetherisaloser: i should tell kaeya about this, too bad he's busy gay panicking

noelle16: albedo held kaeya's hand he seems to be panicking

yassslaygayventi: SO CASUALLY CRUEL IN THE NAME OF BEING HONEST

yassslaygayventi: NOT LISTENING LALALALAALALA

LUMINEISAFURRY: you do realize that doesn't do anything

yassslaygayventi: i wasn't talking to you taylor anti

yassslaygayventi: IM A CRUMPLED UP PIECE OF PAPER LYING HERE CAUSE I REMEMBER IT ALL

huhuloonasolos!: ALLL

wetqiuqiu: ALLL

lovelyzyunjin: ALL

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: TOOO WELL 

sucrowose!: AWWW KAEYA'S LEADING HIM TO THE ROOM 

noelle16: how cute! albedo's just smiling over at kaeya

yassslaygayventi: TIME WONT FLY 

wetqiuqiu: ITS LIKE IM PARALYZED BY IT

huhuloonasolos!: I'D LIKE TO BE MY OLD SELF AGAIN BUT I'M STILL TRYING TO FIND IT

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: AFTER PLAID SHIRT DAYS AND NIGHTS WERE YOU MADE ME YOUR OWN

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: NOW YOU MAIL BACK MY THINGS AND I WALK HOME ALONE

mom <3: this gc is so noisy

lisolluve: yes but it's the normal

diluluc: not kaeya stuttering on his words

thomaurs: he's confessing his feelings to albedo, what did you expect diluc?

gayatofrfr: when you were confessing to us, you were exactly the same

LUMINEISAFURRY: SCREENSHOT SCREENSHOIT

LUMINEISAFURRY: KAEYA'S GONNA LOVE THIS

bei: serves you right diluc, STOP BULLYING KAEYA

gguang: indeed him confessing is adorable

aetherisaloser: okay this is cute, i dont regret getting out of bed for this one

ayaya!!: true, but when you come back cuddle with me again

aetherisaloser: ofc :))

sucrowose!: AWWW ALBEDO'S TEARING UP

YOURONEANDONITTO!: AWWW THIS WAS ALL WORTH IT THEN

ei :): they are quite adorable :))

wetqiuqiu: it was worth ditching chongyun for kaebedo

icyunyun: I-

wetqiuqiu: <3

icyunyun: <3

yassslaygayventi: BUT YOU KEEP MY OLD SCARF FROM THAT VERY FIRST WEEK

wetqiuqiu: CAUSE IT REMINDS YOU OF INNOCENSE AND IT SMELLS LIKE ME

yassslaygayventi: i would kick you out of the lyric squad but im not in the mood <33

wetqiuqiu: you're just a petty and single bitch

LUMINEISAFURRY: STOP IT

aetherisaloser: IM CRYING

sucrowose!: aww albedo hugged kaeya IM-

mom <3: aw this is rather adorable

mom <3: im such a proud mother

eularlarlar: i wish my mother was just as proud of me as jean was with kaeya and albedo

eularlarlar: wait i dont have a mom...

thehottestofthemall: damn that is dark ☹️

mom <3: i love you, eula. im very proud of you as well :)) <3 /p

eularlarlar: thank you :)

kiyoamber:): AWW IM VERY PROUD OF YOU AS WELL EULA! I LOVE YOU

eularlarlar: i love you as well :))

xiaoalatus: how adorable

LUMINEISAFURRY: HELLO?

xiaoalatus: and you're also adorable, aether

LUMINEISAFURRY: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

aetherisaloser: not the gay panicking, he's such a twink

YANFEIST!: STOP, I REALLY AM NOT GONNA UNSEE AETHER LIKE THAT

lisolluve: it appears albedo only hugged kaeya since he was starting to cry out of pure happiness

noelle16: aww :((

ei :): no stop, i may tear up

diluluc: im proud of him too

thomaurs: you're only saying that because we were about to expose you again, love

diluluc: okay but rlly im proud of kaeya :)

kiyoamber:): i'll stop bullying him for a bit for now, im happy for him

eularlarlar: me too, kaeya seems so happy rn

onewiththestars: IM CRYING THIS IS SO CUTE

noelle16: KAEYA PULLED ALBEDO IN A KISS

LUMINEISAFURRY: NO STOP IT OMG

aetherisaloser: THIS IS THEIR FIRST KISS TOO AWWW

bei: HELLO????

gguang: omg..

YOURONEANDONNITTO!: AWWWWWW

gayatofrfr: i'm so happy for my bro 😭

arosari: okay fine i'll stop bullying him

arosari: im happy for his bitch ass

sucrowose!: ALBEDO'S KISSING HIM BACK

sucrowose!: ALBEDO'S KISSING HIM BACK

sucrowose!: ALBEDO'S KISSING HIM BACK

noelle16: THEY'RE KISSING OMG

mom <3: okay girls we get it calm down 😭

yassslaygayventi: YOU CANT GET RID OF IT ☹️

wetqiuqiu: CAUSE YOU REMEMBER IT ALL TOO WELL 

huhuloonasolos!: CAUSE THERE WE ARE AGAIN WHEN I LOVED YOU SO

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: BACK BEFORE YOU LOST THE ONE REAL THING YOU'VE EVER KNOWN 

LUMINEISAFURRY: MY KAEBEDO HEART

aetherisaloser: im cracking a smile

kokomimyloves: THEY ARE SO CUTE

everyoursbarb: AWWWIEEEEE

yaehottestbitch: i'd love to write about this someday

wetqiuqiu: THAT JUST GIVES ME AN IDEA FOR MY ZHONGCHI FIC

smokinghotgingerajax: DUDE.

wetqiuqiu: i like the version of childe i wrote not you ☹️

aetherisaloser: LMAO PLEASE

ganyubemine?: good.

YANFEIST!: Y'ALL.

scarakuzushi: muting the gc for now

kaedehara-kazu: would you like a kiss from me as well then?

scarakuzushi: ...yes please

scarakuzushi: NOT A WORD MONA

onewiththestars:

yassslaygayventi: ☹️ IT WAS RARE, I WAS THERE, I REMEMBER IT ALL TOO WELL ☹️

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: WIND IN MY HAIR, YOU WERE THERE, YOU REMEMBER IT ALL

huhuloonasolos!: DOWN THE STAIRS, YOU WERE THERE, YOU REMEMBER IT ALL 

lovelyzyunjin:  IT WAS RARE, I WAS THERE, I REMEMBER IT ALL TOO WELL 

mom <3: finally that is done...

kaeyakreideprinz<3 added albedokreideprinz<3 in to the server!

albedokreideprinz<3 set their nickname to albedoalberich<3!

LUMINEISAFURRY: THE SELF VOLUNTEER NICKNAME CHANGE I HATE YOU ALL

yassslaygayventi: THIS IS NOT IT.

albedoalberich<3: alright everyone kdrama's over, off to bed you go

wetqiuqiu: aww ☹️

LUMINEISAFURRY: BUT WHY.

albedoalberich<3: i'd love to be cuddling with my boyfriend in peace thank you very much

kaeyakreideprinz<3: :))

LUMINEISAFURRY: YOU'RE KIDDING

aetherisaloser: KAEYA??? NOT??? A?? PUSSY???

aetherisaloser: first i've heard of it sounds interesting

arosari: wow really? i never would've guessed tf

diluluc: lmao kaeya's always been a pussy

huhuloonasolos!: THE SLANDER FOR KAEYA NEVER ENDS 😭

huhuloonasolos!: EVEN IF HE FINNALLY ASKS ALBEDO OUT GN

ei :): congratulations kaeya and albedo!

mom <3: congratulations my favorite children :))

lisolluve: oh really?

gayatofrfr: WHY IS KAEYA AND ALBEDO THE FAVORITES?? THIS IS SO UNFAIR.

ayaya!!: kaeya and albedo are the cute ones not you ayato

gayatofrfr: STOP IT.

yaehottestbitch: congratulations to both of you!

albedoalberich<3: thank you very much everyone :)) now please do leave i want to cuddle my boyfriend in peace

kaeyakreideprinz<3: im so lucky to be yours, albedo

albedoalberich<3: as am i, kaeya. i like you so much, love :)

yassslaygayventi: 😭 CONGRATU 😭 LATIONS 😭

grrorou: THIS BETTEER NOT GIVE YOU ANY REASONS TO BE LOVEY DOVEY IN THE GC

kaeyakreideprinz<3: no promises :)

YANFEIST!: STOP ☹️

mom <3: that would be a false promise at best

ayaya!!: our mother would know as much

ben10: CONGRATS KAEYA AND ALBEDO WHOOP WHOOP

razor: concrats <3

keqingxin: kaebedo is official, i can now sleep in peace good night everyone

keqingxin went offline!

mom <3: ah yes true, everyone off to bed!

thomaurs: good night everyone, get back to ur dorms safe! <33

noelle16: please get back safe everyone

everyone went offline!

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SATURDAY, 03:45:21 AM

in the 'jean's beloved children server <3' !

huhuloonasolos! went online!

icyunyun went online!

huhuloonasolos!: GUYS. WE FINNALY GOT IN TO THE HAUNTED DORM ROOM

icyunyun: this is so exciting mom and dad will be proud

huhuloonasolos!: wait why is the ghost sexy...

icyunyun: and have long hair?

huhuloonasolos!: AND WHY IS IT PRETTY GN WHAT

icyunyun: hu tao what exactly are we looking at...

huhuloonasolos!: WAIT THAT'S SHENHE SHIT 

huhuloonasolos!: IM CALLING MR. ZHONGLI AND CHILDE

icyunyun: HWAT.

icyunyun: YOU BI-

icyunyun got disconnected!

huhuloonasolos! got disconnected!

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SUNDAY, 06:37:56 AM

in the 'jean's beloved children <3' server!

albedoalberich<3: [insert selfie of kaeya and albedo cuddling while sleeping.jpeg]

albedoalberich<3: isn't he the cutest? his snores are adorable

albedoalberich<3: [insert picture of kaeya smiling over a cup of coffee at albedo.jpeg]

albedoalberich<3: this is him that time he asked me out in the server for lunch, he was so nervous but i thought it was adorable

albedoalberich<3: i'm not very good with this entire love thing and i'm only imitating from media since i'm uncertain but kaeya's been so understanding and considerate and is actually make me feel so loved :))

albedoalberich<3: i'm so lucky to have him as my first boyfriend

albedoalberich<3: [insert selfie of kaeya kissing albedo's cheek.jpeg]

albedoalberich<3: he's so loving and beautiful i still can't believe that he's mine like this beautiful human being is mine. he's been my boyfriend for 6 hours.

albedoalberich<3: i want to draw him or paint him so i can capture and show how beautiful he really is inside and out but i feel like it wouldn't be enough. my art can't capture how handsome he truly is. he really is just one of a kind

albedoalberich<3: i know our relationship was pretty fast but i couldn't wait any longer. so many people want him and i like him too much to let him go. i may be selfish but i don't care. i could only want him for myself. 

albedoalberich<3: i think i'm close to calling this love.

eularlarlar: blink

kiyoamber:): ...i-

yassslaygayventi: i just woke up and now i want to go back to sleep

yassslaygayventi: i'm no longer having a good morning ☹️

albedoalberich<3: oh apologies, this was meant for sucrose. i'll unsend it

kiyoamber:): NO DONT

kiyoamber:): NO NO YOU CANT TAKE IT BACK NOW

eularlarlar: why are you so passionate about these two now, dear?

eularlarlar: i thought you were all about kaeya slander?

kiyoamber:): I AM ALL RIGHT IT'S FUNNY SEEING HIS DUMB ASS BEING PUT IN HIS PLACE

kiyoamber:): OKAY LISTEMN

kiyoamber:): IT WAS SO OBVIOUS THAT THEY'VE BEEN PINING OVER EACH OTHER SOINCE ELEMENTARY

kiyoamber:): THIS IS CLOSURE FOR HAVING TO WITNESS IT FOR LIKE WHAT? 6 FUCKING YEARS?

aetherisaloser: AMBER 😭

aetherisaloser: poor amber, kaebedo's killed her

eularlarlar: alright then

eularlarlar: go back to sleep tho it seems you're a bit cranky

lovelyzyunjin: maybe she's on her red days 😏😉😏😜 /s /j

ei :): oh...

hotlingling: THE TONE INDICATOR STOP

arosari: that actually makes me want to punch someone

lovelyzyunjin: NO IM SORRY 😭

arosari: what are you so afraid of? i mean men not you 

lovelyzyunjin: good think im cis ☹️

hotlingling: LKMAO STOP IT

hotlingling: it's giving "alpha male podcast, with the men having big ass beards and having "gym bro bods" 

lovelyzyunjin: LEAVE

wetqiuqiu pinned multiple messages!

aetherisaloser: HELLO???

wetqiuqiu: fanfic inspo.

wetqiuqiu: the feeling of love has been incapsulated in words, i need it for my future projects

aetherisaloser: THEN TAKE A SCREENSHOT LOSER

wetqiuqiu: says the loser who can't tell the difference between you're and your

aetherisaloser: STOP.

albedoalberich<3: oh... 

wetqiuqiu: thank you, albedo 

albedoalberich<3: if it helps :)) you're welcome

aetherisaloser: okay nerds, time to stfu 🙄

yaehottestbitch: really albedo should just shut up before more people fall in love with him

aetherisaloser: kaeya throwing a tantrum fr

arosari: it wouldn't be the first time i've seen such a thing then

arosari: he'd raise his hands in the air, kick his legs and then cry and complain like a new born ugly baby

wetqiuqiu: LMAO STOP IT 😭

yassslaygayventi: NO BACK ON TOPIC

yassslaygayventi: BACK TO IT ALBEDO

albedoalberich<3: whenever i look at kaeya, i know what love is :)

wetqiuqiu pinned a message!

aetherisaloser: XINGQIU.

yassslaygayventi: nvm im going back to sleep ☹️

yassslaygayventi: and by sleep i mean listen to boyfriend ASMRS to cope with being lonely 🤣‼️💞

yassslaygayventi went offline!

kiyoamber:): i actually need a coffee with no sugar, cause whatever albedo said was the sugar ☹️

lovelyzyunjin: i'm genuinely not surprised that venti listens to boyfriend asmrs

ei :): are we judging him now?

lovelyzyunjin: no ofc not!

lovelyzyunjin: IM ONLY SAYING IT ISN'T THE MOST SURPRISING THING IN THE UNIVERSE ITS JUST SO VENTI 😭

aetherisaloser: i would judge him! 🥺💞

hotlingling: LMAO STOP

aetherisaloser: okay but seriously, why tf are y'all awake on a sunday tf

wetqiuqiu: ask yourself, you're awake with us

aetherisaloser: I WASNT ASKING FOR UR SASS XINGQIU

aetherisaloser: JUST CAUSE YOU'RE WRITING THE NEXT CHAPTER TO MY FAVORITE ZHONGCHI FIC YOU MADE DOESNT GIVE YOU THE WRITE TO SASS ME 

aetherisaloser: anyway sunday is for sleeping not anything else

wetqiuqiu: OKAY LISYEN I CANNOT AFFORD TO STOP WRITING NOW

wetqiuqiu: I REACHED THE EXPLICIT STUFF

hotlingling: im his room mate and i swear im in bed tucked in to my blankets with my bear plushie (his name is guoba isn't that cute?) and you can hear his keyboard clacking while his bitch ass is typing

wetqiuqiu: I CANT STOP NOW, GO BACK TO SLEEP IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT LOSER

hotlingling: HOW CAN I WHEN YOU SCREAM EVERYTIME YOU CLACK YOUR BIG ASS FINGERS ON UR DIRTY ASS KEYBOARD

ei :): oh? yae's been telling me all about your work, young xingqiu, very good :)

yaehottestbitch: i never knew creative writing was this tough on you, young man.

wetqiuqiu: many loving thanks, miss ei :))

wetqiuqiu: it really is nothing, miss yae! no worries

wetqiuqiu: YOU SEE THAT LING SOMEONE APPRECIATES MY WORK

hotlingling: SHUT UR ASS UP

hotlingling: YOU'RE SO FAKE

wetqiuqiu: STFU

aetherisaloser: BRUH IMAGINE EI MONOLOGING XINGQIU'S ZHONGCHI OMEGAVERSE FIC LMAO

wetqiuqiu: OMG STOP IT 😭

albedoalberich<3: well since lumine is kindly announcing it is a sunday, i'll be going back to sleeping with kaeya :))

albedoalberich<3 went offline!

aetherisaloser: i'll be deactivating this server until further notice then

wetqiuqiu: LMAO WHY

aetherisaloser: THIS SERVER CANT BE ACTIVE WHEN IM NOT

aetherisaloser: IM THE MAIN CHARACTER STFU XINGQIU 🤬🤬🤬

aetherisaloser deactivated the 'jean's beloved children <3' server for 4 hours!

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SUNDAY, 09:47:03 AM

the 'jean's beloved children <3' server has been activated!

in the 'jean's beloved children <3' server!

LUMINEISAFURRY: NO NOT ALBEDPO CONFESSING HIS LOVE TO KAEYA WHILE I WAS ASLEEP

LUMINEISAFURRY: BITCH NO MORE AETHERPHOBIA

LUMINEISAFURRY: I'M THE NO.1 KAEBEDO SUPPORTER THE FACT I MISSED THIS IM GONNA SCREAM

LUMINEISAFURRY: I HELPED GETTING KAEYA TO CONFESS SO WHY DID I MISS THIS

LUMINEISAFURRY: @albedoalberich<3 DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN

albedoalberich<3 went online!

albedoalberich<3: quiet down, i'm still sleeping with kaeya

albedoalberich<3 went offline!

LUMINEISAFURRY: oh ☹️

ateezhongli: it appears the two are heavily in love and happy with each other. it's rather sweet

ei :): don't you agree, zhongli?

ei :): they're just as sweet as my dango milk. it's adorable

ateezhongli: yes i do agree, it's so sickeningly sweet

bei: zhongli and ei remind me of two grandparents who gossip about their grandchilde

thehottestofthemall: childe ☹️

everyoursbarb: LMAO

huhuloonasolos!: mr zhongli is my grandpa so it fits!

xiaoalatus: not really but you know what she means

ateezhongli: me and ei are quiet close so i wouldn't deny we gossip about people in the slightest

huhuloonasolos!: MR. ZHONGLI AND EI GOSSIP?? HELLO???

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: THEY DEFENTELY GO TO TEA CAFES AND GOSSIP ABOUT EVEYRONE IN THE CAMPUS GN

ei :): we've gossiped about how kazuha and kunikuzushi would end up being a couple

thehottestofthemall: did you bet on them?

thehottestofthemall: because the harbingers have betted on the two as well

thehottestofthemall: obviously before barbara became our leader

aetherisaloser: SO YALL WERE SERIOUS ABOUT THAT?

everyoursbarb: of course!

everyoursbarb: i dueled the tsaritsa!

LUMINESIAFURRY: YOU DUELED THE TASRITSA?

everyoursbarb: the snezhnaya dorms were empty and no one was there and the tsaritsa was just there so i was like, "anime duel moment lesgo"

huhuloonasolos!: BARBARA SOLOS ALL 

LUMINEISAFURRY: SO YOU WERE JUST HAVING YOUR OWN GOJO MOMENT 😭

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: "yu waimo mina gambatene 🥺"

everyoursbarb: STOP 😭

smokinghotgingerajax: that was last night, one hit and the tsaritsa was down ☹️

ei :): to answer your question yes we did bet on them and zhongli had won

kaedehara-kazu: HELLO?

hotlingling: WE'RE STILL IGNORING THAT BARBARA'S THE LEADER OF THE HARBINGERS NOW

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: best to go back in to the kitchen xiangling 😭

ateezhongli: i had won enough mora to buy a new ateez album, it was the best

huhuloonasolos!: I SWEAR ZHONGLI BEING AN ATINY IS THE BEST THING EVER

keqingxin: does this mean yae likes grandma milfs then? ☹️

LUMINEISAFURRY: WHAT.

aetherisaloser: please keqing wtf ☹️

yaehottestbitch: i would agree to that

yaehottestbitch: im eisexual 💞

ganyubemine?: LMAO PLS

onewiththestars: me too! 💞🥺

onewiththestars: i wuv ei boobies 🥺

aetherisaloser: women 🤤

scarakuzushi: im eiphobic!

LUMINESIAFURRY: NOT SCARA BEING EIPHOBIC

scarakuzushi: loud and proud /j

aetherisaloser: i say he gets the electric chair for that

hotlingling: cute!

ei :): well me and kunikuzushi are trying to fix our friendship so kunikuzushi i'd like to invite you to breakfast to chilis's it's me and yae's treat :)

kiyoamber:): LISTEN

kiyoamber:): I KNOW THIS IS WHOLESOME BUT BREAKFAST AT CHILI'S???

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: more like breakfast at a toilet bowl

YANFEIST!: LMAO STOP IT

scarakuzushi: mother...

ei :): yes dear?

thehottestofthemall: not the mama's boy 

smokinghotgingerajax: how cute! scara is a mommy's boy!

lovelyzyunjin: he seems to be the type to throw tantrums and cey to it towards ei and he'd go "mwommy pwease waahhhh"

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: YUNJIN.

thehottestofthemall: lmao pls

scarakuzushi: may i invite kazuha? and can we go to mcdonald's instead

ei :): ofc, son. i'll see you later then

yaehottestbitch: im happy you're happy you're over your emo phase, kunikuzushi~

YANFEIST!: NOT THE EMO PHASE

ganyubemine?: enjoy your breakfast

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: the very unplanned family breakfast at the toilet bowl

LUMINEISAFURRY: PLS YALL JUST HAVE TO STOP BEING WHOLESOME IN THE SERVER IT GETS RUINED BY US LMAO

aetherisaloser: scaramouche has a emo phase because he's dorm mates with xiao

LUMINEISAFURRY: LMAO STOP IT

shenhe.: imagine someone confesses in the server and then someone goes "deez nuts" when they get rejected

lisolluve: i feel like that's happened before...

mom <3: i wouldn't be surprised in the slightest

scarakuzushi: childe would be that annoying one

kiyoamber:): HE'S COME BACK AFTER HIS MOM INVITED HIM FOR MCDONALDS

scarakuzushi: their vanilla ice coffee helps me live and not kms

LUMINEISAFURRY: TRUE ITS SO GOOD FUCK

mom <3: i'm surprised mona didn't start bullying scaramouche yet

onewiththestars: i don't want my spotify refunded

ayaya!!: LMAO PLEASE

LUMINEISAFURRY: spotify premium is so addicting, i don't blame them ☹️

aetherisaloser: CMON THE SPOTIFY ADS ARE PURE TRASH

ayaya!!: you'd be listening to like sad music and then you get "watch this video to get 30 minutes of uninterupted listening"

kiyoamber:): I WAS LISTEJNING TO SNOW BY RICKY WHILE READING XINGQIU'S FIC AND WHEN I GOT TO THE ANGST PART I GOT THE AD

kokomimyloves: i may just pull a mona and be a discord kitten at this point ☹️

onewiththestars: have fun with taking care of 45 kids!

grrorou: STOP IT

bei: speaking of xingqiu, what happened to him?

aetherisaloser: he's currently still writing and i feel like he's losing it

hotlingling: as his room mate...i really think he is

lisolluve: speaking of which, how are scaramouche and xiao end up roommates

LUMINEISAFURRY: im surprised they haven't had any physical fights yet

mom <3: i think that would be for the best

mom <3: xiao didn't have a dormmate so i insisted he move in to the inazuma dorm with scaramouche since he also didn't have one

gguang: scaramouche threw a tantrum...

ateezhongli: so he really is a mommy person...

huhuloonasolos!: MR ZHONGLI PLS

YANFEIST!: IM GONNA CHOKE ON MY COFFEE

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: THERE IS COFFEE EVERYWHERE

wetqiuqiu: I THINK IM GOING TO LOSE IT

wetqiuqiu: IVE BEEN SITTING ON MY DESK FOR 3 HOURS NOW

wetqiuqiu: I HATE WRITING

mom <3: another normal sunday morning

hotlingling: XINGQIU BANGED HIS HEAD ON THE DESK

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: MY SKIN IS BURNING IM

YANFEIST!: IM SOS ORRY

noelle16: IM COMING

everyoursbarb: IM BOLTING TO HELP

wetqiuqiu: I HOPE MY WRITING SKILLS GET DUMPED. I FUCKING HATE WRITING

LUMINESIAFURRY: WHERE THE FUCK IS VENTI

LUMINEISAFURRY: I MISS MY BESTIE

aetherisaloser: THE LOSER IS USUALLY ONLINE BY NOW

aetherisaloser: SOMEONE BE GAY QUICK

aetherisaloser: I WANT TO SEE DVALIN MY SMOOPIE BABY LIZARD

onewiththestars: WHY ARE WE ALL SCREAMING IN CAPS

mom <3: it's the end

aetherisaloser: the end of my life!

aetherisaloser: IF I DONT GET TO SEE MY BABY DVALIN

kaedehara-kazu: BITCHES. STFU FOR A SEC.

kokomimyloves: KAZUHA WTF DO YOU WANT

saravityyy: img im getting a headache

mom <3: welcome to the club

gguang: jean's slowly turning to an alcoholic tired mom

bei: welcome to the club!

YOURONEANDONITTO!: LMAO AJFHSRRCSDF

arosari: hot alcoholic women ‼️

kaedehara-kazu: OMG GUYS SHUT UP FOR ONCE FOR FUCKS SAKE

kaedehara-kazu: @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone 

aetherisaloser: I WILL NOT PAY ATTENTION TO YOU UNTIL I SEE MY DVALIN

LUMINEISAFURRY: IM NOT BUDGING UNTIL MY BESTIE'S HERE

shenhe.: aren't you supposed to be at mcdonald's for breakfast

kokomimyloves: not kazuha ditching his boyfriend, what a bad boyfriend

keqingxin: loving the kazuha slander this fine morning while i eat my breakfast

ganyubemine?: and by breakfast she means coffee

keqingxin: coffee keeps me alive!!!

huhuloonasolos!: STOP

kaedehara-kazu: STFU OMG

kaedehara-kazu: SO ME AND KUNI WERE WITH EI AND YAE

wetqiuqiu: KUNI....

wetqiuqiu: I FEEL EVEN MORE BURNT OUT AND STUCK

thehottestofthemall: budget venti

LUMINEISAFURRY: STOP IT OMG

smokinghotgingerajax: aww signora misses venti!

yaehottestbitch: how adorable!

thehottesofthemall: childe stop before i replace venti ball witth ajax ball

saravityyy: sounds fun

ganyubemine?: where can i sign up?

xiaoalatus: i want to sign up for that

aetherisaloser: CUTE!

smokinghotgingerajax: STOP IT 😭

kaedehara-kazu: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP

kaedehara-kazu: LISTEN

kaedehara-kazu: ME AND KUNI SAW AYATO

kaedehara-kazu: AND HE WAS WEARING A SUIT

kaedehara-kazu: A SUIT.

ayaya!!: ah yes, i forgot about that

ayaya!!: brother's going to a conference with some of our company staff today

LUMINESIAFURRY: sorry my back started arching!

onewiththestars: sorry i moaned!

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: My apologies. It seems my legs had started spreading.

onewiththestars: TWINNING ROOMIE 🤣😜

aetherisaloser: oh ☹️

kaedehara-kazu: i should've stayed quiet...

YANFESIT!: THAT WAS YOUR OWN FAULT

kaedehara-kazu: i regret all my life decisions i promise ☹️

eularlarlar: i would say "oh" too but i don't....blame them....

kiyoamber:): EULA????

lisolluve: I-

yaehottestbitch: well it appears the ayato harem is growing

LUMINEISAFURRY: ITS ALWAYS BEEN BIG, AYATO'S SO FINE 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

bei: WAIT IM SORRY HE LOOKS SO GOOD???

bei: I RAN DOWN TO CATCH UP WITH HIM AND DAMN HE LOOKS SO COOL

mom <3: my son looks exceptionaly good, he looks so sharp and mature

gguang: it appears jean really is taking being our mother to heart

mom <3: ofc i am

gguang: so that's why ayato got up way earlier than itto

ei :): it isn't necesarrily a bad thing, i find it quite endearing

arosari: i feel so traumatizatti with yall 💀

hotlingling: STOP IT ROSARIA LMAO

LUMINEISAFURRY: PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED

LUMINEISAFURRY: @ayaya!! @ayaya!! BITCH

aetherisaloser: DONT THREATHEN MY GIRLFRIEND YOU BITCH

ayaya!!: y'all are down so horrendously bad ☹️

ayaya!!: [insert selfie of ayato in a suit.jpeg]

ayaya!!: [insert selfie of ayaka and ayato with ayaka poking his cheek.jpeg]

ayaya!!: [insert picdture of ayato tying his tie in ayaka's mirror.jpeg]

ayaya!!: [insert selfie of ayato in a suit with a goofy smile.jpeg]

ayaya!!: [insert picture of ayato posing or sum.jpeg]

ayaya!!: [insert selfie of ayato sticking out his tongue.jpeg]

ayaya!!: feed on that weirdos

aetherisaloser: THE WAY THERE'S SO MANY

LUMINESIAFURRY: IDC IF IM GONNA BE RELATED TO AYAAK SOON

LUMINEISAFURRY: AYATO CAN GET IT

LUMINESIAFURRY: AYATO CAN HAVE ME

xiaoalatus: oh...

aetherisaloser: what is this behavior brother ☹️

lovelyzyunjin: he's in heat

ayaya!!: its a no for me ☹️

LUMINEISAFURRY: OMG STOP IT

onewiththestars: I AM ASEXUAL I AM ASEXUAL I AM ASEXUAL I AM ASEXUAL I AM ASEXUAL I AM ASEXUAL

bei: MONA.

YANFEIST!: I AM A LESBIAN. I LIKE WOMEN. I LIKE WOMEN. LKESBIAN. YANFEI IS A LESBIAN.

huhuloonasolos!: WHY IS HE SO FINE

ganyubemine?: ayato's the reason why i'm bisexual

lissollove: he looks amazing omg!

kiyoamber:): AYATO CONTINUES TO SLAY

smokinghotgingerajax: MY BRO LOOKS SO FINE

grrorou: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

LUMINEISAFURRY: GOROU STFU YOU WERE GATEKEEPING ITTO STOIP BARKING 

kokomimyloves: DOWN FURRY DOWN

grrorou: GRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: HE FITS SUITS SO GOOD DAMN

gguang: ayato in suits is an amazing concept wowie

wetqiuqiu: I FEEL LIKE IVE JUST SEEN A GOD

wetqiuqiu: IS HE AN ARCHON? DAMN GIVING ME MOTIVATION TO WRITE AGAIN FR FR

YANFEIST!: suddenly i am mrs. kamisato!

huhuloonasolos!: SOMETHING IS DEFENTLY PURRING

everyoursbarb: SUDDENLY I HAVE A NEW CRUSH!

hotlingling: ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO ME TOSEDUBEDFCDSFES

ayaya!!: i am..terrified

aetherisaloser: guys ☹️

mom <3: my son looks exceptional, i dont blame them at all

LUMINEISAFURRY: if jean's all our moms and we're all sibling...does this make all of the couple incest and all of this incest then...

lisolluve: ...anyway

yaehottestbitch: moving on!

kokomimyloves: this is why lumine is the better twin

LUMINEISAFURRY: BITCH

aetherisaloser: HA GET WRECKED AETHER

thehottesofthemall: i'm heavily dissapointed in all of you

icyunyun: so are my parents here we are!

huhuloonasolos!: chongyun :((

shenhe.: dw, yun. your aunt is proud of you :))

wetqiuqiu: and your beloved boyfriend is as well <3

icyunyun: ty ily both :(( <3

mom <3: we're all very proud of you, chongyun. we love you very much <3

LUMINEISAFURRY: very!

aetherisaloser: <3

hotlingling: we're all proud of you!

icyunyun: thanks you guys :((

LUMINEISAFURRY: ANYWAYS

LUMINEISAFURRY: AYATO'S SO FUCKING HOT WE NEED TO PREACH IT

thomaurs! went online

diluluc went online!

aetherisaloser: NOT THE BOYFRIEND SUDDENLY COMING ONLINE STOP IT

thomaurs!: ah so that's what ayato's been talking about for a while

diluluc: i wouldn't deny that he looks incredibly handsome

thomaurs!: oh come on, luc. our boyfriend always looks handsome

diluluc: ofc he does

diluluc: it feels like that first day i met him during the first month of school like during sophomore year and he was wearing a suit at the time too and i thought he was the most handsomest guy and had a crush on him

smokinghotgingerajax: aww :((

ei :): how cute 

yaehottestbitch: sometimes i hate ayathomaluc for their bullshit like this

aetherisaloser: not like kaebedo pulled their bullshit like this yesterday

aetherisaloser: i cannot fucking wait for my pasta 🤤

yaehottestbitch: they're an exception, they got together like 12 hours ago. leave them be.

hotlingling: kaebedo >>>

YANFEIST!: SO TRUE

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

SUNDAY, 10:01:03 AM

in the direct messages between 'yassslaygayventi' and 'LUMINEISAFURRY'!

yassslaygayventi has sent a message!

yasslaygayventi: hey bestie

LUMINEISAFURRY: AETHER'S BESTIE, VENTI HELLO OMG

LUMINEISAFURRY: WE'RE IN SCHOOL TGT ALL THE TIME BUT I MISSED YOU BESTIE

yassslaygayventi: i missed you too <///333

yassslaygayventi: WE KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

LUMINEISAFURRY: YES OMG 🤣!!!

LUMINESIAFURRY: also btw are you okay ven? :((( you aren't as active like you usually are :(

LUMINEISAFURRY: when someone was being gay in the gc and qiu said smth (you would defenetly say) and signora said it was a budget you <//3

yassslaygayventi: omg venti and signora friendship arc fr fr!!?!?!??!?!

yassslaygayventi: okay but seriously i think i'm not okay ☹️

LUMINEISAFURRY: aww :(( dw, ven you can tell me. i'll be there for ya im on my way to ur dorm if you want :((

yassslaygayventi: you cant <//3 razor's still sleeping and he's my form mate </333

yassslaygayventi: i don't want to be killed by barbara gn 😭

yassslaygayventi: she's a harbinger now, i may get kicked by another one of those rats 😰

LUMINESIAFURRY: HELP 

LUMINEISAFURRY: okay go on ven <33

yassslaygayventi: remember when i told you i liked diluc in middle school

LUMINEISAFURRY: yes yes

yassslaygayventi: well we did a project on wednesday tgt for science and he was so kind, kind of like when he was in middle school and i know that was fast but i think i'm falling for him again :((

yassslaygayventi: i think im liking diluc again...

yassslaygayventi: and i actually want to be in a relationship with him again

yassslaygayventi: but ik thoma and ayato like love him and shit and he loves them too and i dont want to ruin that just cause im selfish

yassslaygayventi: i want him but i dont like thoma and ayato in that way, i only like him ☹️

yassslaygayventi: that's why ive been offline, being jealous of couples in the server and ive just been crying and hanging out with dvalin to drown it out <//3

LUMINEISAFURRY: ven :((

LUMINEISAFURRY: im so sorry, ven. you deserve so much more better :(( why do you always end up getting heart broken when you like someone wtf is wrong with the world. youre such a cool and amazing person tf

LUMINEISAFURRY: I FEEL LIKE BEATING HIM UP NOW

yassslaygayventi: NO DONT HELP

LUMINEISAUFURRY: SO WHEN YOU WERE SAYING TO HIT HIM UP CAUSE OF THE WINE LIKE DURING THE SEVRER WAS UP YOU WERE BEING /SRS

yassslaygayventi: yeah <//3

yassslaygayventi: when i like saw him being lovey-dovey with ayato and saying he got a crush on him, i started crying cause i knew i wouldnt have a chance cause he loves them both a lot 😢

LUMINEISAFURRY: ven :((

LUMINEISAFURRY: IDC IM COMING OVER 

LUMINEISAFURRY: BARBARA CAN KILL ME IF SHE WANTS, IT AINT STOPPING ME

LUMINEISAFURRY: WE'LL DO KARAOKE TO GET UR MIND OFF OF DILUC'S FUGLY ASS

LUMINEISAFURRY: WE'RE UNDERAGE WE CANT DRINK BUT ILL BRING APPLE JUICE AND CHOCO MILK

LUMINEISAFURRY: WE CAN SING TAYLOR SWIFT FOR YOU

yassslaygayventi: but aren't you a taylor anti weirdo /j

LUMINEISAFURRY: STOP

LUMINEISAFURRY: STOP COPING WITH HUMOR, VEN IT ISNT HELPING

LUMINEISAFURRY: CRY IT OUT IM COMING OVER

yassslaygayventi: gonna be single forever slayy ‼️💞💀😢🤤😏🙄

LUMINEISAFURRY: LMAO HELP STOP IT

LUMINEISAFURRY: IM COMING OVER STOP COPING WITH HUMOR

LUMINEISAFURRY: KEEP CRYING I HAVE ICE CREAM IM ON MY WAY

yassslaygayventi: you're the best, im lucky to have a friend like you <//3

LUMINEISAFURRY: always <3

LUMINEISAFURRY: OPEN UR DOOR IM ON MY WAY

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

SUNDAY, 10:33:08 AM

in the 'jean's beloved children <3' server!

aetherisaloser: AETHER CALM THE FUCK DOWN STOP RUNNING LIKE A MANIAC

aetherisaloser: CALM THE FUCK DOWN

aetherisaloser: HANDS OFF OF MY COHOCOLATYE OREO, YOU GET PLAIN VANILLA CAUSE UR A TWINK

shenhe.: why are you screaming at aether, aren't you dorm mates?

mom <3: maybe it wasn't the best ideas to have the siblings in the same dorm...

gguang: you only realize that a month in to the semester?

mom <3: i thought it would be best for the siblings to be together so they could bond, i mean me and barbara are doing great

lisolluve: so true!

lisolluve: i love hearing kaeya and diluc argue about mismatched socks!

lovelyzyunjin: i dorm with xinyan and i can just hear lumine throwing pillows at aether and it lands on the walls

aetherisaloser: THAT WAS AETHER

lovelyzyunjin: DID I JUST HEAR AETHER SLAM THE DOOR.

aetherisaloser: YEAH

aetherisaloser: WITH ALL MY ICE CREAM

aetherisaloser: i want to yell out the f slur at him

mom <3: lumine dear , stop yelling slurs at everyone

aetherisaloser: okay mom ☹️

aetherisaloser: but if it's kaeya or childe yk they deserve it

onewiththestars: LMAO STOP IT

scarakuzushi: me too

kaedehara-kazu: i love the quiteness of ayato and ayaka's dorm

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: as his dorm mate, the fact ayaka and ayato fight in the server a lot yet their dorm is so quiet, you could hear a pin drop in it gn

kaedehara-kazu: also we're at mcdonald's now slay

kaedehara-kazu: ei and yae are buying us chicky nuggies and ice coffees

kaedehara-kazu: [insert selfie of kazuha kissing scara's cheek and scara having a smile on.jpeg]

YOURONEANDONITTO!: CUTE!

YOURONEANDONITTO!: the fact that scaramouche is smiling is cute too AW

grrrorou: scara??? smiling??? tf??

hotlingling: i can feel mona shaking just to insult him

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: Ah yes. It is rather hilarious that she's kicking her feet on her bed and slamming her head against the wall to prevent her from trading barbs with him

arosari: really holding on to that spotify with a grudge

aetherisaloser: STOP IT LMAOOOO

everyoursbarb: I CAN HEAR IT FROM HEAR HELP

onewiththestars: STOPO IT FISCHL OMG

kokomimyloves: maybe kazuha shared his tea leaves with him

hotlingling: NOT THE TEA LEAVES

ateezhongli: tea leaves? i would like some if that's okay, young kazuha

ateezhongli: i much rather prefer green tea though

bei: ....

bei: so who's going to tell him?

YANFEIST!: i feel awkward 💀

ganyubemine?: no thank you

xiaoalatus: ...no

huhuloonasolos!: grandpa tea leaves is weed

kokomimyloves: THE STRAIGHT FORWARDNESS STOP IT

ateezhongli: oh my apologies then, carry on

bei: ZHONGLI GN

mom <3: kazuha please tell me you don't actually have weed...

kaedehara-kazu: no worries, ever since my friend transferred i buried all the weed into my rubber duck and threw it out a window

saravityyy: whatever did happen to him...

kaedehara-kazu: he ate a tide pod and died 💞

kokomimyloves: WHAT.

keqingxin: IS HE OKAY?

everyoursbarb: cute!

smokinghotgingerajax: BARBARA HAS NO CHILL BYE

kaedehara-kazu: nah i'm kidding, he's training to be in the military. he's fine.

ayaya!!: ayato and me have met him before, he's nice

kaedehara-kazu: but he did almost eat a tide pod and die

kaedehara-kazu: there's truth in every joke <33

kokomimyloves: LEAVE

aetherisaloser: KAZUHA DONT DO HIM LIKE THAT

saravityyy:  i didn't even know him personally but why is that accurate...

hotlingling: LMAO STOP

everyoursbarb: LISTEN

everyoursbarb: WHO IS SINGING TO TAYLOR SWIFT'S "The Way I Loved You" IN RAZOR'S DORM 

everyoursbarb: IDK WHETHER TO JOIN IN OR BEAT THEM UP FOR DISTURBING RAZOR'S HYBERNATION

eularlarlar: furry behaviour

kiyoamber:): QUIT IT LOVE HELP

everyoursbarb: BUT I FEEL PERFECTLY FINE BUT I MISS

ayaya!!: screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain!

YOURONEANDONITTO!: AND ITS 2AM AND IM CURSING UR NAME

huhuloonasolos!: SO IN LOVE

YANFEIST!: THAT YOU ACT INSANE

dainuwu⁷: and that's the way i loved you

aetherisaloser: DAIN!?

aetherisaloser: first an army and then a swiftie? how hot can u get?

dainuwu⁷: i'm also a proud once

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: And now he has once again proven more that he is much more attractive!

lovelyzyunjin: bias?

dainuwu⁷: Momo

lovelyzyunjin: okay nvm he's hot

kaeyakreideprinz<3 went online!

albedoalberich<3 went online!

kaeyakreideprinz<3: okay listen im all up with being confident and being all and that great

kaeyakreideprinz<3: BUT I WAS CUDDLING WITH MY BF UNTIL I WAS AWOKEN WITH SOMEONE'S SINGING SOUNDING LIKE AN ASS WIPE ONA  CHALK BOARD

kaeyakreideprinz<3: anyways hey, shawtyz *lipbites*

diluluc: i say he goes back to sleep

YANFEIST!: LMAO PLEASE

aetherisaloser: NAILS ON A CHALK BOARD?

aetherisaloser: THATS AETHER SINGING HELP

wetqiuqiu: not the my boyfriend gn anyways

wetqiuqiu: also @kaeyakreideprinz<3 check pinned messages! 🥺

albedoalberich<3: wait a sec-

albedoalberich<3: YOURE SUCH A LIAR XINQGIU

hotlingling: NOT ALBEDO SNAPPING

albedoalberich<3: NO KAEYA LOVE DO NNOT CHECK ITS TOO EMBARASSING LOVE PLEASE 😭

smokinghotgingerajax: oh... i- wow okay

ayaya!!: nvm i shouldnt have checked

kaeyakreideprinz<3: ALBEDOS HITTING MY CHEST HELP

kaeyakreideprinz<3: why are u so persistent on me not knowing hmm?

albedoalberich<3: IT.IS,EMBARASSING.

aetherisaloser: ayo is this albedo's imposter or what

aetherisaloser: what is going on-

YOURONEANDONITTO!: ALBEDO MY BRO CALM DOWN ITS FINE

albedoalberich<3: IM GONNA BEAT U TO A PULP ZINGWIU

aetherisaloser: STOP IT

ganyubemine?: i'd love to watch!

xiaoalatus: albedo and xingqiu? BET.

yaehottestbitch: i'd love to get it on our esteemed newspaper!

yaehottestbitch: picture this: Our esteemed writer, Xingqiu  and out Science club president, Albedo fight on the football field! Isn't that exciting?

mom <3: NO.

ganyubemine?: perfect!

hotlingling: if photo coverage is needed i'll be of assistance

wetqiuqiu: BITCH

albedoalberich<3: I WILL BEAT YOU UP XINGQIU

kaeyakreideprinz<3: oh this is adorable, love.

albedoalberich<3: KAEYA.

albedoalberich<3: NO ITS EMBARASSING

kaeyakreideprinz<3: DONT RUN INTO THE BATHROOM THIS IS CUTE

albedoalberich<3: stop kisfjh my face~ i am not cetu

albedoalberich<3: KAEYAL. LOVE STOP,

kaeyakreideprinz<3: oh then you want me to do this as well?

kaeyakreideprinz<3: [insert picture of albedo drawing by kaeya's bed.jpeg]

kaeyakreideprinz<3: i truly do love your love for drawing, the way you get so invested in your work is so cute and the way you draw is ever so beautiful

kaeyakreideprinz<3: [insert selfie of kaeya kissing albedo's cheek and albedo laughing.jpeg]

kaeyakreideprinz<3: look at how cute ur smile is, i want to tressure it forever, that's how beautiful i truly think u are

kaeyakreideprinz<3: [insert picture of albedo studying in the science lab and smiling to himself.jpeg]

kaeyakreideprinz<3: i love how passionate you are with ur hobbies, i love how you get so invested in it but please do refrain from being too passionate that you gorget to eat hmm?

kaeyakreideprinz<3: [insert picture of albedo and klee hugging.jpeg]

kaeyakreideprinz<3: your love for your sister will always be one of the traits i love about you, you're such a doting big brother to klee and it's the most heart wrenching and endearing things ever and i think you need to give urself more credit on being an amazing brother for klee

arosari: maybe this is why venti and aether are singing taylor swift

aetherisaloser: strangely i feel symphathy with venti...i finnaly understand

YANFEIST!: i hate this i need a coffee

albedoalberich<3: you make me happy kaeya :) im happy i met you

kaeyakreideprinz<3: i'll always be happy when im with you, i should be saying this to you <3

albedoalberich<3: shut up HAHAAHA <3

aetherisaloser: not the hahaha with the fucking heart.

ganyubemine?: their honeymoon phase is quite adorable

kiyoamber:): not for the rest of us...im cringing at kaeya

aetherisaloser: LMAO STOP

kaeyakreideprinz<3 went offline!

albedoalberich<3 went offline!

lisolluve: and there they go

mom <3: it's their honeymoon phase let's leave them be

aetherisaloser: not without me bullying them tho <3

hotlingling: PLEASE

hotlingling: WAIT DO YALL HEAR THAT HELP

hotlingling: THE WAY VENTI JOINED IN AETHER'S SINGING 

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: It's as if he could sense the sickening cuteness of Kaebedo from here

shenhe.: sickening is defenetly the word for it

icyunyun: aunt not u too 😭

thomaurs: i can hear venti's screeching from here

thehottestofthemall: screeching is an understatement

bei: THE VENTI SLANDER

mom <3: barbara's started to plug in her equipment, i think she's joining in

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: FREE CONCERT? LETS ROCK AND ROLL

wetqiuqiu: MAKE IT LOUDER, I NEED TO DROWN OUT MY DEPPRESIVE THOUGHTS WHILE I WRITE ABOUT ZHONGLI DOMINATING CHILDE

lovelyzyunjin: cute!

xiaoalatus: what...

aetherisaloser: PLS XINGQIU HELP

hotlingling: this is more tame than the breeding zhongchi fic so go ahead <33

xiaoalatus: the what

ei :): i've read that one, it is quite well written

yaehottestbitch: ei???

scarakuzushi: we're in the middle of breakfast mom 

ei :): oh apologies, kunikuzushi

ateezhongli: how doting

aetherisaloser: BITCH ZHONGLI REALLY IS JUYST GOING TO IGNORE THE ZHONGCHI FICS BEING WRITTEN BY XINGWIU HELP

ganyubemine?: ...

ganyubemine?: is that the CPR instrumental...

hotlingling: YAAS GET IT BARBARA

eularlarlar: i was about to go to bed...

bei: it's a little too late for that ig

mom <3: what a normal sunday

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: jean's would be best compared to that one meme where the dog's in the house on fire and then it's saying "this is fine"

kaedehara-kazu: 

mom <3: oh..

ayaya!!: my mother knows this meme and she's dead

aetherisaloser: DARLING????

thomaurs: AYAKA.

kokomimyloves: THE YELL I LET OUT WAS NOT HUMAN

saravityyy: it harmonized with venti's impression of a whale dying

grrorou: STOP.

YOURONEANDONITTO!: SARA THAT IS VENTI SINGING

YANFEIST!: I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

grrorou: I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR

hotlingling: I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR

huhuloonasolos!: PUT IT IN MY MOUTH, LOOKING LIKE CPR

onewiththestars: yes! 😫

YANFEIST!: LETS MAKE PRON AND WATCH IT ON VCR

wetqiuqiu: HU TAO ONLY JOINGING FOR THE LYRIC TRAINS HELP

huhuloonasolos!: i'm sorry still recovering from the ass clenching whips i got from shenhe </3

noelle16: i have been assisteing her ever since

bei: LMAO ASS CLENCHING

gguang: hu tao did deserve it, she cried to childe worst thing to do

ateezhongli: she came to our dorm while shenhe was unconcious but still holding up a baseball bat while chongyun held her back

shenhe.: i don't regret anything

huhuloonasolos!: 🥲

grrorou: sangwoo type of vibes

onewiththestars: CAN YOU STOP

icyunyun: maybe it helps hu tao was crawling on the floor too

wetqiuqiu: HELP

aetherisaloser: LMAO PLEASE

sucrowose!: hu tao should take her own advice and get in a coffin then

YANFEIST!: SUCROSE HELP

kokomimyloves: IM TEARING UP

ateezhongli: nevertheless im glad she could trust childe even just for a bit

mom <3: how cute

ateezhongli: they were hugging and childe tried to prevent shenhe from hurting her any further

huhuloonasolos!: i trust brother childe now :))

xiaoalatus: hu tao???

ganyubemine?: ...well he did buy me another headband..it was the exact same one he broke too...

xiaoalatus: GANYU??

aetherisaloser: xiao's about to lose his shit i know it

lovelyzyunjin: with cpr in the background too slay

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: SLAYYYY

smokinghotgingerajax: i love all 3 of you very much as much as zhongli does, no matter how many times you bully me LMAO. i care for each and everyone of you

huhuloonasolos!: <3

ganyubemine?: ofc..

xiaoalatus: whatever..

ateezhongli: :))

kaedehara-kazu:

aetherisaloser: NOT KAZUHA

YANFEIST!: RUINED THEIR MOMENT AND EVERYTHING

saravityyy: kazuha 💀

YANFEIST!: okay but srsly its nice seeing them being nice to childe for once

mom <3: so true !!!

onewiththestars: for once HELP

lovelyzyunjin: BARBARA SWITCHING TO TAYLOR'S THE MAN YES

kokomimylove: YES SLAY FEMINISM

lisolluve: the enterlapsing of the two taylor swift songs-

YOURONEANDONITTO!: LIVING MY SWIFTIE LIFE FR

saravityyy: just try your best to ignore aether and venti's constant voice cracks

grrorou: LMAO

aetherisaloser: DOING THEM BOTH SO WRONG FFS

yaehottestbitch: sorry to interupt

aetherisaloser: YOU WERENT DISTURBING ANYTHING

aetherisaloser: THEYRE ACTUALLY JUST SCREAMING AND CRYING LIKE TAYLOR DID

kokomimyloves: LMAO OUT

yaehottestbitch: [ insert selfie of yaemiko and kuniscara at mcdo, scara smiling a but having an arm around kazuha who was doing a thumbs up, yae having a friend tofu in her mouth while ei smiles at the camera.jpeg ]

aetherisaloser: cried.

YOURONEANDNONITTO!: AWWW

kokomimyloves: aw cute the mother and son are bonding 

grrorou: guess he wont be listening to mitski anymore <//3

huhuloonasolos!: LMAO HELP ME

bei: emo phase gone <//3

aetherisaloser: FUCKING STOP

yaehottestbitch: oh also!

yaehottestbitch: we saw some familiar faces here

yaehottestbitch: [ insert picture of kaeya and albedo holding hands with a small girl in a red dress with scaramouche cringing in the corner.jpeg]

YOURONEANDONITTO!: NOT SCARAMOUCHE IN THE CORNER LOL

aetherisaloser: WHY IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE VENTI WHILE HE'S OFFLINE HELPO STOP

keqingxin: they look adorable though aww

lisolluve: they look like a married couple 

diluluc: ew

aetherisaloser: DILUC STOP IT 🔪🔪

mom <3: ah it's klee

mom <3: i used to babysit her with kaeya and albedo during sophmore year, she's adorable

ei :): they look adorable

ei :): why am i suddenly surronded by people being cute couples lately? is this a bad thing?

keqingxin: ei 💀

arosari: i agree its disgusting

wetqiuqiu: LMAO NOT THE HOMOPHOBIA

arosari: i hate gay people fr fr !!! /s

icyunyun: LMAO ROSARIA

yaehottestbitch: it appears albedo asked kaeya for them to go out with klee and klee seems to be loving kaeya

yaehottestbitch: [insert picture of klee hugging kaeya while kaeya's carrying her still holding albedo's hand.jpeg]

ganyubemine?: sigh, the more i see the more i become homophobic

kiyoamber:): NO THIS IS SO CUTE NO SHUT UP

YANFEIST!: THEY'RE SO CUTE THEY LOOK LIKE SUCH A FAMILY

aetherisaloser: yae stalker era jail time !!!!

yaehottestbitch: stop 😭

eularlarlar: okay we get it they're cute, let's move on thank you

aetherisaloser: LMAO EULA'S SO DONE WITH THEM

eularlarlar: they've been gay for a week im so done with them pls ty!

kiyoamber:): you're so sarcastic i love you-

eularlarlar: i love u too :))

thehottestofthemall: that was incredebly hypocritical

YANFEIST!: REALLY IT NEVER ENDS WITH ANYTHING 💀

yassslaygayventi went online!

aetherisaloser: OMG VENTI YOU CAME

aetherisaloser: dont hold this against me but i missed you :((

wetqiuqiu took a screenshot!

aetherisaloser: XINGQIU IM GONNA BEAT YOU THE FUCK UP

yassslaygayventi: yk what i hate u!

yassslaygayventi: why did yo mke me like you all those years ago but you cant say it back

yassslaygayventi: im getting sick of seing u being hapooy with someone else

yassslaygayventi: i like you but i canjt say anything 

yassslaygayventi: i'm so sick of it

yassslaygayventi: FUCK YOU, I WILL MOVE ON FRM U

yassslaygayventi went offline!

aetherisaloser: ....

noelle16: i really hope venti's okay i feel liek this little vent is something that we shouldnt take like a joke

lovelyzyunjin: i hope he's okay as well, i'll go bake him smth to make him feel better :((

ateezhongli: venti is a dear friend, i will be right back everyone

ateezhongli went offline!

thomaurs: i certainly hope he really is okay

diluluc: me too i hope he's fine

LUMINEISAFURRY: oh

LUMINESIAFURRY: anyways venti's fine :)) 

LUMINEISAFURRY: I JUST GAVE HIM TOO MANY CHOCOLATE MILK THAT GAVE HIM BALLS TO TALK FOR WHATEVER REASON

aetherisaloser: slayyyyy

diluluc: okay but seriously, please send my regards to him. i hope he's fine.

LUMINEISAFURRY: sure! :))

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SUNDAY, 12:00:03 AM

in the direct messages between 'aetherisaloser' and 'LUMINEISAFURRY'!

aetherisaloser has sent a message!

aetherisaloser: bitch tell me what's going on or else

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SUNDAY, 06:37:56 PM

in the 'jean's beloved children <3' server!

wetqiuqiu: I AM DONE

wetqiuqiu: I AM DONE WITH MY ANGST 

wetqiuqiu: LISTEN I KNOW THAT I WAS SUPPOOSED TO WRITE A ZHONGCHI SMUT BUT KAEBEDO GOT TOGETHER SO I FINISHED MY KAEBEDO FANTASY AU ANGST

LUMINEISAFURRY: nevermind im going offline!

LUMINEISAFURRY: i'd rather not cry again!

wetqiuqiu: OKAY NO LKISTEN

wetqiuqiu: HEAR ME OUT

onewiththestars: oh no do we have to pull out our ao3s and block xingqiu again?

lovelyzyunjin: it was funny when we decided to group block him on his bday

hotlingling: to be fair it was karma for always bullying chongyun

icyunyun: true </3

smokinghotgingerajax: oh so does that mean you fell for how he bullied you?

ateezhongli: sounds like some real stockholm syndrome vibes from here

lisolluve: now that you think about that is very true

ei :): oh so we're favoring xingqiu slander now?

wetqiuqiu: NO WE'RE NOT OMFG.

aetherisafurry: STOP OMG SLAY ZHONGLI

LUMINEISAFURRY: HELP I FORGOT ABOUT THAT OMGG

wetqiuqiu: ISTG OMG YOU BITCHES REALLY NEVER KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP

ayaya!!: i'm still a bit unfamiliar with ao3 😔

huhuloonasolos!: NO WORRIES AYAKA!

huhuloonasolos!: i can help i use ao3

YANFEIST!: to be fair hu tao only reads comfort fics and uses the filter HELP

kiyoamber:): aww thats kinda cute 

gayatofrfr: FR GUYS I KNOW HOW TO USE AO3 TOO

sucrowose!: wait how?

thomaurs: he reads domestic fanfics of this one show he loves to cure how bad the writing of that show is

diluluc: either that or the weird smuts he finds

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: I am repulsed.

aetherisaloser: HELP WHAT.

ayaya!!: brother what is this behaviour....

yaehottestbitch: i'd love to think ayato has some weird personality or fetish he hides from us

scarakuzushi: like for example a foot fetish

kaedehara-kazu: but we aren't assuming btw it's just a thought

scarakuzushi: ah no, i'm defenitly accusing.

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: HELP

onewiththestars: NAH THEYVE ALL HAVE THEIR LAST NERVE ON AYATO TO ACCUSE HIM OF THIS

everyoursbarb: everyone ganging up on ayato is my religion 😔

gayatofrfr: IM GOING TO CRY.

kaeyakreideprinz<3: PLS YALL NEVER MISS THE CHANCE TO SLANDER THE SHIT OUT OF AYATO ITS HILARIOUS

sucrowose!: the new punching bag

thehottestofthemall: the new childe

smokinghotgingerajax: STOP IT.

keqingxin: LOLLLLL

wetqiuqiu: guys my fanfic pwease :((

mom <3: oh sorry xingqiu, i'll go check it out rn :))

lisolluve: me too, dw i have a free period i'll be happy to take a look

smokinghotgingerajax: i already opened ao3

smokinghotgingerajax: bet if it involves death <3

smokinghotgingerajax: imagining kaeya in such a vulnerable state seems fascinating to read

kaeyakreideprinz: ...☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

onewiththestars: ah yes mental hospital, this ugly ginger right here

albedoalberich: what the fuck.

YANFEIST!: LMAO MONA

LUMINEISAFURRY: NOT ALBEDO GOOD FUCKING BYE

LUMINEISAFURRY: YALL ARE GOING TO BREAK HIM SOON 😭

albedoalberich<3: i've already been broken before all of this, its fine

yaehottestbitch: I-

yaehottestbitch: so does his harem find the mental unstableness attractive or...?

ei :): to be fair, zhongli finds childe attractive so...

gguang: I-

bei: LMAO PLEASE, GET HIM EI

smokinghotgingerajax: THE SLANDER.

smokinghotgingerajax: IM SUEING ALL OF YOU, MEANIES

aetherisaloser: well to be fair albedo should be the only person to see kaeya in that state /hj

albedoalberich<3: oh...

kaeyakreideprinz<3: ...why

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: i really wish i was blind right about now

lovelyzyunjin: same...

ayaya!!: LUMINE LIKE.

ayaya!!: lumine sweetie

ayaya!!: lumine baby, this isn't you 🥺

wetqiuqiu: im gonna kms /j

wetqiuqiu: well to be fair i am gonna write explicit stuff about kaebedo soon <33

kaeyakreideprinz<3: oh...

albedoalberich<3: i dont necessarily mind 

LUMINEISAFURRY: ALBEDO HELLO???

yassslaygayventi: albedo? 🤨📸

lisolluve: VENTI 😭

icyunyun: to be fair it happened to zhongli and childe when they got together so it should happen to them

hotlingling: OH SHUT UP YOU'RE ONLY TRYING TO DEFEND YOUR BOYFRIEND HERE

everyoursbarb: simp behaviour

ben10: simp behaviour

razor: simp behaveor

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: LETS GO RAZOR

icyunyun: let's stick to bullying childe and ayato 😔

wetqiuqiu: well thank u i appreciate it albedo <33

smokinghotgingerajax: what about me and kaeya uwu 🥺💞

kaeyakreideprinz<3: bro 🤨

wetqiuqiu: ew

smokinghotgingerajax: OH CMON I WAS THE FIRST ONE WHO PUT A KUDO IN UR WORK

albedoalberich<3: say anything about my kae and i'll put an end to you myself

keqingxin: either that or zhongli will fold him again

ganyubemine?: CONTEXT BRO

keqingxin: got bro-zoned by my girlfriend of 5 years 😔😔😔😔😔

yasslaygayventi: THIS IS WHEN WE START CHANGING SUBJECTS HA 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍😍😍

yassslaygayventi: like my kae? ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

yassslaygayventi: anyway 😭😭😭

thehottestofthemall: guess venti's back to normal

yassslaygayventi: I WASNT NORMAL BEFORE ANYWAYS 👿👿💀💀💀💀💀

xiaoalatus: albedo murderer era

LUMINEISAFURRY: albedo yandere era

aetherisaloser: albedo serial killer going viral even tho he shouldnt be viral era

eularlarlar: that is scarily very accurate 

aetherisaloser: 😁😁😁😁😁😁

albedoalberich<3: death is just slleeping <3

keqingxin: yass murderer era slay!

albedoalberich<3: oh speaking of which @mom<3

mom<3: yes?

albedoalberich<3: i'd like to excuse me and kaeya, we're currently at my mother's house since klee had insisted. Kaeya is currently meeting with my family and we promise to be back by Monday morning for classes.

ayaya!!: it's giving fake excuse letter from a 6yr old so they can skip school

LUMINEISAFURRY: NOT THE ALBEDO SKANDER WHAT IS THIS

kiyoamber:): you screwed urself for that one ayaka

eularlarlar: watch the albedo simps come for her neck

eularlarlar: also aka kaeya

huhuloonasolos!: where's the lie 😭

mom<3: yes, it's no problem

diluluc: oh so that's why he's been spamming me SOS messages

diluluc:  [insert forwarded picture of Kaeya looking near to tears with the text 'IM SI NERVOUS I'M GOING TO PISS MYSELF.jpeg]

thomaurs: yes and instead of helping your brother you expose him here

LUMINEISAFURRY: THOMA????

lisolluve: diluc's so fucked

arosari: slayy..

albedoalberich<3: ah no worries Kaeya's actually doing great with my family

albedoalberich<3: [insert picture of Kaeya playing tea party with Klee.jpeg]

albedoalberich<3: [insert selfie of Kaeya kissing Albedo's cheek, Klee kissing Kaeya's cheek and Alice (Albedo's foster mom) laughing at them in the background.jpeg]

LUMINEISAFURRY: AWWW THATS GENUINELY SO NCUTE

aetherisaloser: klee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

mom<3: aww look how cute klee is

mom<3: she's still as adorable as she was when she was young

lisolluve: oh how cute, jean still loves klee despite not seeing her in so long

mom<3: i will always love klee, i miss her everyday

YOIYOIMIYYAYA!!: YOU SAID SHES SO?? WAH 😭

kaeyakreideprinz<3: I MISS YOU TOO SISTER JEAN

aetherisaloser: SISTER JEAN LMAOOOO

thehottestofthemall: kaeya james charles era ig

icyunyun: cute, it goes along with albedo's murderer phase

kaedehara-kazu: sounds like a scandal waiting to happen

yaehottestbitch: "Youtuber couple, Kaeya Alberich and Albedo Kreideprinz, has been accussed of charged assult againt fellow companion, Xingqiu Guhua"

yassslaygayventi: LMAO PLS

LUMINEISAFURRY: IM GONNA CRY

grrorou: sounds like a hit waiting to happen

ei :): to be fair anything My Yae writes will be successful 

yassslaygayventi: nvm i hope you guys choke

ganyubemine?: well at least we know venti is back to normal

yassslaygayventi: take me to therapy 😔

albedoalberich<3: @kaeyakreideprinz<3 klee give kaeya his phone back

ayaya!!: what....

bei: LMAO WHAT

kaeyakreideprinz<3: BUT BIG BROTHER ALBEDO WANT TO TALK TO SISTYER JEAN

mom<3: klee?

kaeyakreideprinz<3: SISTER JEAN? WAHHH I MISSED YOU SO MUV=VH

mom<3: i have missed you too klee :DD 

kaeyakreideprinz<3: SISTER JEAN I MADE FRIENDZ AH SHOOL TODAY

mom<3: i'm happy you made friends and school today klee!

kaeyakreideprinz<3: THANK YU

kaeyakreideprinz<3: WAIT BIG BROTHER KAEYA IS KISZING BIG BROTHER ALBEDO I HVE TO BREAK THEM APART

kaeyakreideprinz<3: EW

kaeyakreideprinz<3: [insert blurry picture of Kaeya kissing Albedo.jpeg]

kaeyakreideprinz<3: [insert shaky video of Klee yelling at Kaeya to stop kissing Albedo and Kaeya was just laughing and hugging Albedo close, kissing him again and Klee yells at him to stop.file]

LUMINEISAFURRY: PLEASE

yassslaygayventi: that made my day klee :(

yassslaygayventi: ALSO YES SLAY BEAT THEM UP FOR KISSING IN FRONT OF YOU

kaeyakreideprinz<3: i'm homhobiv

bei: ....

gguang: ...

gayatofrfr: get it ig

YOURONEANDONITTO!: HGEY THATS WHAT VENTI SAYS WHEN HE SEES TWO MEN KISSING ON THE STREETS

arosari: thats just sad, venti

yassslaygayventi: HELP

yassslaygayventi: it's my influence <3

scarakuzushi: drown and die

yasslaygayventi: 🥺

diluluc: well im glad kaeya's doing okay. Albedo please take care of my brother. he's my only one.

onewiththestars: diluc's at gun point i feel it

onewiththestars: i'm a fortune teller i can tell

ateezhongli: Miss Mona, isn't it called a predictor?

onewiththestars: i'm a three in one <33 best of both worlds <33

thomaurs: :))

gayatofrfr: you really can be scary sometimes, love

thomaurs: :DD

mom<3: im against violence around school but if this is what it takes for diluc to finnaly speak his true feelings then so be it

eularlarlar: i may be of assistance if you like

aetherisaloser: THE LESBIAN AGENSA IM TELLING YOU

thomaurs: ...... :)

YOIYOIMMIYA!!: THOMA'S SO SCARY STOPO IT

YOIYOIMMIYA!!: STOP HIM

albedoalbedrich<3: no worries diluc, i think hes doing just fine

albedoalberich<3: [insert picture of Kaeya smiling over at Albedo qwhile helping Klee and Alice.jpeg]

ei :): the constant pictures of kaeya being happy with albedo is adorable

LUMINEISAFURRY: THE KAEVEDO CONTENT IS FEEDING MY SOUL

kiyoamber:): yeah esp with the long slow burn we got from them

diluluc: good..you have my thanks

diluluc: i'm glad kaeya's happy and that he has you

albedoalberich<3: thank you diluc :))

kaeyakreideprinz<3: [insert picture of kaeya feeding albedo and albedo only scrunching his nose at him.jpeg]

yassslaygayventi: ISTG THIS WILL MAKE ME ACTUALLY HOMOPHOBIC

onewiththestars: ALLY?

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: ALLY!?

wetqiuqiu: OKAY SHUT IT LOSERS 

wetqiuqiu: KAEBEDO FLUFF IS NOT THE AGENDA WE ARE ON THE ANGST TRAIN

yassslaygayventi: XINGQIU STOP

LUMINEISAFURRY: SOMEONE STOP HIM

aetherisaloser: @icyunyun 

icyunyun: DONT ASK ME THIS IS BEYONG MY CONTROL.

lisolluve: what a normal day we're having today

eularlarlar: you have therapy in two hours

lisolluve: that's what i said normal days to be had

LUMINEISAFURRY: @hotlingling 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

hotlingling: no

hotlingling: y'all know xingqiu was an attention seeker this is all on you

wetqiuqiu: HEY WHAT THE FUCK

bei: true

bei: there was this one time in fencing class he did a fucking flip to impress chongyun and he fell on the floor after

gguang: uhm....

shenhe.: what a slay

huhuloonasolos!: NAHHH SHENHE 

smokinghotgingerajax: now that's some foul play right there <3

sucrowose!: a little random 

sucrowose!: i feel like childe's the type to type in slang and call himself a "youngster"

keqingxin: uhm...

LUMINESIAFURRY: NOW...

aetherisaloser: HELPPP

yassslaygayventi: his ugly ass old crusting boyfriend had something to do with that blame him

yaehottestbitch: OH.

thehottestofthemall: oh he's fighting back

ei :): i cannot wait for zhongli to throw rocks at you from the liyue dorm

ei :): the view will be nice from here

saravityyy: a beach chair will be ready for you if the outcome comes

yassslaygayventi: 🥺🥺🥺☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😔😔😔😔💔💔💔💔

thehottestofthemall: nevermind the emojis make him unlikeable again

ganyubemine?: LMAO

aetherisaloser: the rejection is getting to him

LUMINEISAFURRY: WHAT.

yasslaygayventi: OMG LUMINE SHUT UP.

aetherisaloser: i mean gay people <333333

ayaya!!: ...

ayaya!!: love, i love you but please you aren't saving anyone

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SUNDAY, 07:00:06 PM

in the "THE TOO COOL FOR THE SERVER LMAOS" groupchat!

LUMINEISAFURRY: NAH LUMINE WTF

aetherisaloser: IM SORRY VENTI 😭😭💔

yassslaygayventi: WELL ITS OKAY

yasslaygayventi: BUT WHAT ABOUT DILUC HELP HES SO GOING TO CONNECT THE DOTS

yassslaygayventi: i didnt just like a taken man

yassslaygayventi: I LIKED A SMART ONE TOO

aetherisaloser: i'll pester xingqiu

LUMINEISAFURRY: omg youre such a loser

aetherisaloser: SHUT UP NOT NOW.

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SUNDAY, 06:37:56 PM

in the direct messages between 'aetherisaloser' and 'wetqiuqiu'

'aetherisaloser' sent a message!

aetherisaloser: your fic sucks

wetqiuqiu: i know what you're doing

wetqiuqiu: to be fair that was kind of bad bestie

aetherisaloser: I ALR APOLOGIZED TO VENTI ITS FINE 😭

wetqiuqiu: i'll only do this for venti

wetqiuqiu: the rejection got to you too

aetherisaloser: thanks i needed a good humbling

wetqiuqiu: my pleasure

wetqiuqiu: uwu

aetherisaloser: ....

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SUNDAY, 07:08:34 PM

in the 'jean's beloved children <3' server!

wetqiuqiu: i will not wait y'all are losers

wetqiuqiu: SO BASICALLY

wetqiuqiu: "Cold...Like always" Albedo narrated to himself as he stared off at Dragonspine. He stood just outside his camp in Dragonspine and continued to observe his surroundings.

Cold. So cold. As it always was in Dragonspine. None of the conditions bothered the chief alchemist, Albedo. He was surely used to it was all. His laboratory was located there and if he hadn't gotten used to the cold climate of Dragonspine he would have frozen his ass off way back then. It was snowing heavily as it always was. Albedo wasn't that surprised with the circumstances. He reached his hand out and watched as the snowflakes land on it. He hummed a familiar tune as he watched the snow trickle down slowly.

hotlingling: you are not

wetqiuqiu: Dragonspine was a terrifying place to say the least. Due to recent events, it became even more alarming once Albedo knew his double was lurking around somewhere ready to kill him. He had been on his guard for these past few weeks and it's an understatement to say that he was growing restless and impatient. Sure, he was on his guard and ready to fight the failed experiment but he felt restless as he waited for the failed experiment to come to him instead. This clone situation had been stressful and Albedo couldn't help but be slightly annoyed with it. He felt empathy towards the clone. If he was in it's shoes he would do exactly what it was doing now but now wasn't the time to empathize with it. It was dangerous and out to get him Albedo should erase all feelings towards it.

He had been thinking and strategizing what to do with the clone situation by himself. He was his own ally and the only one who could defeat the wandering clone. It would be foolish to go after the clone itself. Albedo had thought of the consequences of his decisions and had concluded that this was the best choice. He felt ready to shed some blood, even if that blood was from his own master's failed experiment. That blood would be on his hands and he truly was preparing himself to accept that. He had found the joy of being brought into the world unlike the failed clone and it was after him for that very reason. He had the joy that the clone was yearning for so much. That joy was with Kaeya. It was with Klee. It was with his friends. It was with existing in the world itself. He had finally found the joy of being brought into the world and now he had to fight to keep that happiness.

albedoalberich<3: oh wait this sounds interesting keep going on

wetqiuqiu: SEE SOMEONE CAN APPRECIATE MY WORK

yaehottestbitch: the use of the scenario is quite fascinating

ei :): go on, young xingqiu

wetqiuqiu: HEHE

arosari: i can tell this is feeding his attention seeking persona

kiyoamber:): i'm starting to think rosaria is lisa's therapist

lisolluve: was it that obvious?

LUMINEISAFURRY: NAHHH STOP

diluluc: your writing is really good, xingqiu

wetqiuqiu: TY TY <3

wetqiuqiu: bedtime stories, losers, get comfortable <3

wetqiuqiu: He sighed and observed how his breathe had caught in the cold air, creating a white mist of sorts. The traveler would be the best ally to Albedo and he knew that. She and Paimon were two out of the three people who knew of the secret about the clone and everything that Albedo was trying to keep from the world. But she had left to handle under matters elsewhere and now she were no help. So, it was up to Albedo. It was for the best. Albedo would have been in the way of the traveler. It would be best to deal with this situation himself rather than rely on his friend. Her and Paimon had enough on their plates and Albedo felt a little bad when the traveler told him about their travels and quests in Inazuma. Albedo only sighed and told her not to overwork herself but he knew those words fell on deaf ears. Lumine and Paimon were safe from Albedo's troubles and that was all that mattered. This was his battle after all.

Same goes for his little sister and his boyfriend. His lover, Kaeya was one of the people who knew about his existence and his purpose for living and such. Albedo had told him everything one night and he felt safe. Kaeya had only pulled him closer to him while they laid in bed together while he narrated his origins. He remembered that night well. Kaeya whispered into his ear, "I love you, Albedo and that's all that would matter".

Albedo had responded with doubt, "But...how could you love someone like me?"

yassslaygayventi: NOT THE ANGST GET OUT OF HERE

kaedehara-kazu: no go on

scarakuzushi: you're only saying that because you like angst

kaedehara-kazu: it feeds on my old friend's loss

gayatofrfr: bro is in the military he's fine 😭

YOURONEANDONITTO!: BUT STILL GO ON BRO CRY IT OUT

kaedehara-kazu: No for i have had enough crying, there are no tears left to cry

ben10: spoken like a true arianator

LETSROCKANDROLL!!: NOT THE ARIANA

razor: get into it yuh

everyoursbarb: THATS A DIFFERENT ARTIST RAZOR 😭

kaeyakreideprinz<3: OOOH KLEE LIKES HER, SHE WORE THAT GREY DRESSY BACK THEN

mom<3: would you like to make you one like it, klee?

kaeyakreideprinz<3: REALLY/KL?

kaeyakreideprinz<3: YES PLEASE I LOVE YOU SISTER JEAN

eularlarlar: can you even sew, jean

mom<3: shush...

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SUNDAY, 07:38:24 PM

in the ' THE TOO COOL FOR THE GC LMAOS'

LUMINEISAFURRY: lumine your dumbass got lucky this one time

LUMINEISAFURRY: DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN

yasslaygayventi: WAIT WHAT DID XINGQIU SAY LET ME SEE

aetherisaloser sent a screenshot!

LUMINEISAFURRY: NAH THE FACT HE KNEW

yassslaygayventi: we love being loyal

yassslaygayventi: ehem

aetherisaloser: crying

aetherisaloser: i'm really sorry about that venti 😭

yassslaygayventi: thank you <//3 its fine dw

yassslaygayventi: IM TERYING SO GARD TO GET RID OF THESE FEELINGS I HATE THIS

yassslaygayventi: IM SORRY U EVEN HAD TO FREAK OUT OVER THAT BECAUSE OF ME

aetherisaloser: YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SORRY VENTI 😭

yassslaygayventi: I STILL FEEL THE NEED TO IM SORRY 💔😔

LUMINEISAFURRY: OMG STOP SAYING SORRY I'LL STAB UR EYES OUT AND SMASH UR PHONES

LUMINEISAFURRY: EVERYONE IS SORRY THATS THAT

yassslaygayventi: i'll fix the problem guys dw, i'll be fine

yassslaygayventi: i'll fix the problem by ignoring it <3

LUMINEISAFURRY: that's not healthy but slay

aetherisaloser: get the chair and table. Dr. Lumine is in the house to heal venti's already broken soul

yassslaygayventi: it's always been broken anyways 😭

LUMINEISAFURRY: book rosaria

LUMINEISAFURRY: she helped me get over my sister issues

yassslaygayventi: HELP

aetherisaloser: OUT AETHER.

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MONDAY ; 07:01:00

in the 'jean's beloved children <3' server!

LUMINEISAFURRY:  this assembly is so boring goodbye

dainuwu⁷: we've been having this assembly for half of the school year..

aetherisaloser: doesn't change the fact it's boring as fuck 🤯

onewiththestars: nahh 

onewiththestars: this would be more interesting if an astrologer was here to lecture us about the amazing world of astrology and signs

smokinghotgingerajax: it would be better if they predicted all our impending doom and deaths on this very school ground that we're standing on

smokinghotgingerajax: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

lisolluve: i still can't believe childe hasn't been sent to the school counselor for his...unhinged personality

ateezhongli: i would just like to believe he means the upcoming exams or school work

lisolluve: well we're all not as sane as you, zhongli

yassslaygayventi: he's just a simp is what he is 🤯🤯🤯

yassslaygayventi: excusing his ginger boyfriend's horrible behaviour and making it innocent because he's so blindly shadowed by his overwhelming love for him 🙂

kiyoamber:): ....

eularlarlar: send him to the school counselor too cause what the fuck

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: GOODBYE 😭😭😭😭

bei: NO CAUSE GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STUDENTS???

gguang: ah yes good job, my beloved. pls change the subject

bei: <3

yassslaygayventi: 🙂🙂🙂🙂

aetherisaloser: aww cute venti's mental health is declining 🥺🥺🥺🥺

yassslaygayventi: what if this was my last straw

yaehottestbitch: then just buy new straws <3

LUMINEISAFURRY: GOODBYE YALL SEE YALL IM GONNA DIE 😭😭😭😭😭

scarakuzushi: hell is a hot place

shenhe.: you would know, wouldn't you scaramouche?

bei: NOT SHENHE COMING FOR SCARAMOUCHE IM GONNA DIE

thehottestofthemall: ah yes fellow women we step on ugly midgets

shenhe.: on it, signora

LUMINEISAFURRY: THIS IS SUCH AN UNEXPECTED FRIENDSHIP BUT I AM LIVING FOR IT

lovelyzyunjin: signora and shenhe best women duo fr fr so true

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: Ah yes his ugly self truly does belong in the pits of hell for he has caused such distress and discord throughout the school year that left them grovelling at their feet in despair as he cackles maniacally at his awful ideas of jokes!

onewiththestars: he means he threw her laundry out the window thinking it was mine and she hasn't recovered

fischltheprinzessinderverurteilung: LISTEN IT WAS NEWLY WASHED WITH THE NEW DETERGENT MOM BOUGHT FOR ME THAT BITCH

ayaya!!: this assembly is bringing the worse out of everyone 😭

lovelyzyunjin: poor venti 😭

YANFEIST!: I DID SEE SOME OF THEM

YANFEIST!: I've already made friends with the new senior in the Liyue dorm, Yelan!

aetherisaloser: it's been a year mommy 🥺🥺

LUMINEISAFURRY: mommy's milk 💥😻

yassslaygayventi: uwuwuwuwuwuuwuww

saravityyy: i will gauge my eyes out

grrorou: LEAVE THE CLASSROOM ALL THREE OF YOU

kaedehara-kazu: detention while you're at it

kaedehara-kazu: just don't pull a kokomi

ayaya!!: help 😭

YOURONEANDONITTO!: FOULLLL

kokomimyloves: one day kazuha i will lose my patience 😻😻😻😻😻🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

mom <3: anyway, i would like the new students to be added to the server

onewiththestars: according to my astrology book that's been taped on the ceiling, more headaches to come <3 !! >< uwu! <3

YOIYOIMMIYAYA!!: just another thursday <3

kiyoamber:): HELP???

eularlarlar: i take it back everyone deserves to have a visit to the school counselor

LUMINEISAFURRY: EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL IS GOINJG TO BE IN THIS SERVER BY THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR CRYING

aetherisaloser: CAN'T HELP BEING THE MOST POPULAR KIDS IN THE SCHOOL RIGHT AETHER?

LUMINEISAFURRY: i feel empty inside!

kaeyakreideprinz<3: guess it's time to put those social interacting skills to use

LUMINEISAFURRY: 🙂🙂🙂

LUMINEISAFURRY: you're lucky i like your relationship with albedo, kaeya or else i would help recreate that one scene in xingqiu's kaebedo angst yesterday (spoiler: aka kaeya got pushed off a cliff in it)

kaeyakreideprinz<3: WOWWWWWWW

wetqiuqiu: and childe was writhing like a dragon in heat

yassslaygayventi: YEA NO CAUSE WTF

yassslaygayventi: nvm glad i was having a mental breakdown during that

kaeyakreideprinz<3: 😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧

yaehottestbitch: 🙂🙂🙂

wetqiuqiu: i would know i wrote that in the omegaverse zhongchi fic

grrorou: you too xingqiu leave the classroom 

wetqiuqiu: 🚪🚶♂️

mom <3: as i said i want the others added to the gc

LUMINEISAFURRY: YK WHAT TRUE ITS BETTER THAN ROTTING OUR BRAINS AT THIS ASSEMBLY

saravityyy: i'm pretty sure itto's already made friends with the worms under his shoe

hotlingling: i would bet y'all my right sock that itto was that weird kid in elementary who ate dirt and got his butt stuck in the buckets of those shovel and trowel playsets

grrorou: ...

YOURONEANDONITTO!: MY LOVE DONT U DARE

yassslaygayventi: BAHSGSADAIJEHFEFHEU HELP????

bei: itss proof he got a big dumpy ig

ayaya!!: time to put mr. zhongli and big brother to the test then

YOURONEANDONITTO!: NOT MY BROS 😻😻😻😻😻😻

icyunyun: please someone add the new students, i think one of them is staring too deep in my head because all of us have our heads down in our phones 😭😭😭😭

razor: it is tighnari

razor: good friend of razor's

everyoursbarb: ANOTHER FRIEND OF RAZOR'S IS A FRIEND OF OURS!

ben10: now we're back to barbara being the 12th?? fatui harbinger

thehottestofthemall: yea pierro's like kaeya's dad or smth and dilfs are cool and all but he has been getting financial debts so <33

kaeyakreideprinz<3: this is why i see him dead 

kaeyakreideprinz<3: money >>>

yassslaygayventi: SO KAEYA'S A GOLD DIGGER OMFGGGG WHAT KAEYA

yassslaygayventi: I THOUGHT U WERE BETTETR THAN THIS

arosari: ah so that's why you decided to get adopted by diluc's family

arosari: money and wine 

arosari: oh you smart bitch

LUMINEISAFURRY: YALL REALLY AINT GONNA STOP THE KAEYA SLANDER 😭

gguang: the unspoken rule will always be that men deserve to be slander while the women are held in pedestals

YANFEIST!: it's true, it's national law

YANFEIST!: national law also says mint chocolate sucks ass

yasslaygayventi: BUT I LIKE MINT CHOCOLATE OMG

YANFEIST!: and maybe that's why you're single

yassslaygayventi: 🙂🙂🙂

yassslaygayventi: back to mentally unstable it is

aetherisaloser: GOODBYE GUYS 😭😭😭

LUMINEISAFURRY: OKAY GUYS I GOT THEIR USERS LESGOOOOOO

LUMINEISAFURRY: LOOK AT ME BEING SUCH A SOCIAL BUTTERFLU

LUMINEISAFURRY: @mom<3 ARE U PROUD

LUMINEISAFURRY: BITCH AND I DDINT PISS IN MY PAMTS FROM BEING NERVOUS

aetherisaloser: butterflu

LUMINEISAFURRY: LUMINE SHUT UP.

LUMINEISAFURRY: THIS IS WHY AYAKA GHOSTED YOU

aetherisaloser: WOWWWWWW FUCK YOU TOO

ayaya!!: i did not ghost lumine

ayaya!!: she texted me in the same room so i replied to her in person

LUMINEISAFURRY: WHATEVER 

LUMINEISAFURRY: ONLY LOSERS GET GJHOSTED AND REJECTED

yassslaygayventi: 🙂🙂🙂

aetherisaloser: AETHER YOURE SUCH A LOSER GOODBYE

mom <3: ehem

mom <3: yes aether i'm very proud <3

LUMINEISAFURRY: HA

LUMINEISAFURRY: LOOK AT THAT LUMINE SEEE I SOLO YOUR ASS ANYDAY OF THE WEEK

aetherisaloser: whatever 🤯🤯🤯🔥🔥🔥🔥

LUMINEISAFURRY added 9 people into the server!

welcome to 'jean's beloved children <3', newcomers!

lumine has a piss kink~ ><

aetherisaloser: NAHHH WTF IS THAT

aetherisaloser: AETHER TAKE THAT BACK TAKE THAT BACK RN

LUMINEISAFURRY: LMAOO  SHUT THE FUCK

LUMINEISAFURRY: YK ITS TRUE LOSER EW

YANFEIST!: YELAN!!!!!

YANFEIST!: HI BESTIE!!! <333

LUMINEISAFURRU: HELLO EVERYONE

LUMINEISAFURRY: PLEASE DONT BE SCARED OMG 💔💔💔💔

LUMINEISAFURRY: SORRY ITS JUST LUMINE GUYS HAHAHAHAHAH SORRY 

LUMINEISAFURRY: she bites 🙂

aetherisaloser: YOURE SO RUDE

aetherisaloser: NOT U BEING THOSE STEREOTYPICAL TWINS WHO SABOTAGE THEIR PRETTY AND AMAZING SISTER

aetherisaloser: AKA ME

aetherisaloser: WOWWWWWWWW

gguang: i swear

gguang: aether were you useful for once and added names to our roles in the server so we dont need to introduce ourselves again

bei: true im running out of funny juices introducing <//3

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: you have litteraly introduced yourself once in thic server 

bei: running out of funny is sad uwu 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

aetherisaloser: NOT GGUANG SAYING YOU WERENT USEFUL BEFORE

aetherisaloser: SE ATHER U ARE A LOSER

LUMINEISAFURRY: *sobs and whimpers*

aetherisaloser: i start to wonder how xiao hasn't dumped you yet

LUMINEISAFURRU: *meows*

lisolluve: nevermind goodbye

lisolluve: hello newcomers! sorry our admins are currently....very...yes

lisolluve: so i would like to apologize for their childish behavior

eularlarlar: tbh i wouldnt be surprised if their scared of lumine and aether thats why they havent spoken

LUMINEISAFURRY: 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

aetherisaloser: crying

yassslaygayventi: DESERVED LOSERS

yassslaygayventi: GET YOUR ASSES HUMBLED

thehottestofthemall: would you like to be next, venti?

yassslaygayventi: L;EAVE ME AKOINBEDIWUHFUSEDHF

LUMINEISAFURRY: okay hello yes i did @gguang 

gguang: okay good

gguang: to the new ones you can just look at the peoples profiles and you can see their names already displayed so pls dont be shy to talk to anyone <3

LUMINEISAFURRY: BUT AS TRADITION YALL GOTTA INTRODUCE YOURSELVES FIRST

LUMINEISAFURRY: YES YES

aetherisaloser: all is fair in love and war 💔💔💔💔

thegameison!: to be honest, i just wasn't speaking because everyone else wasnt

thegameison!: but i'm hot so i'll be everyones scapegoat

aetherisaloser: oh my god i love women.

smokinghotgingerajax: we know lumine 🙂

aetherisaloser: YOU JUST CANT ACCEPT THE FACT I SOLO YOU ON PULLING GIRLS LOSER

aetherisaloser: LESBOPHOBIA ON GOD

smokinghotgingerajax: 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 

thegameison!: alr everyone i'll start 

thegameison!: I am Yelan. I think i'm going to be roomates with Shenhe, the one with the shenhe. as their user. I like to try gambling someday since it's been a family tradition to like it. Nice to meet you everyone.

YANFEIST!: BFFF HELLO YELAN!

thegameison!: oh yanfei hello!

gguang: hello yelan, it's nice to see you again

thegameison!: hello ningguang, it has been a while. nice to see you again

zoux: well hello everyone, i am shikanoin heizou! i'm an aspiring detective and i am honored to have met all of you

everyoursbarb: ...

everyoursbarb: omg you're cute

huhuloonasolos!: WOWWW SO BARBARA NOW DOESNT LIKE RAZOR NOW WHA KIND OF BETRAYEL IS THIS

huhuloonasolos!: barbara the 12th of the fatui harbingers, betrayel wow

scarakuzushi: no. 1 of the fatui harbingers

thehottestofthemall: she's the favorite

smokinghotgingerajax: true

huhuloonasolos!: UGHHHHH FINE

huhuloonasolos!: barbara the no.1 fatui harbinger, betrayal from you wow

everyoursbarb: i litteraly just said he was cute

zoux: hehe thank you barbara!

everyoursbarb: he's standing in line next to me, we're both super short

zoux: i will let that slide for once since you have said i was cute 🙂

LUMINEISAFURRY: THATS TRUE

LUMINEISAFURRY: AHHH HEIZOU YOURE SO CUYE, NICE TO MEET YOU

zoux: ah i am flattered

zoux: aether, you are so dreamy hehe

xiaoalatus: back off redhead

LUMINEISAFURRY: ALATUS ITS OKAY DW DW 

LUMINEISAFURRY: i think you're handsome and cute <333

yassslaygayventi: fuck my life.

huhuloonasolos!: I CAN JUST FEEL SIGNORA ITCHING HER FINGERS ON HER KEYBOARD RN GOODBYE

shenhe.: you've held on for far too long already bestie go ahead

thehottestofthemall: i am better than this, i am better

zoux: HAHA you all are an interesting lot

YOURONEANDONITTO!: he's the new ayato i can feel it

ayaya!!: what is that supposed to mean

gayatofrfr: what is that supposed to mean.

aetherisaloser: so like ayaka *blushes, eartucks*

kaeyakreideprinz<3: AH HELL NAH NOW WHAT IS THIS

aetherisaloser: *reveals dress slit* hi ayaka ;))

scarakuzushi: fuck my life, i hate this

thomaurs: everyone back off ayato, he's ours

thomaurs: BUT HELLO NEWCOMERS! IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU ALL <3

onewiththestars: THE SWITCHUP LEAVE

diluluc: hello everyone

LUMINEISAFURRY: ugh diluc only decided to get a high ponytail once and yall start acting diffrent

YOURONEANDONITTO!: they litteraly switched up 😭😭

grrorou: he looks better than ever before cannot blame the others for staring on the new look

ganyubemine?: yes more eyes are on diluc now

keqingxin: nahh

keqingxin: it's his money that's attractive

keqingxin: social constructs <33

ei :): ah yes corruption <33

LUMINEISAUFURRY: YALL SHUT UP I LITTERALY JUST SAID HE LOOKS GOOD IN THE HIGH PONYTAIL

LUMINEISAFURRY: YALL ALWAYS BRING HIS MONEY INTO THIS

sucrowose!: ah so that's why zhongli is in love with childe

smokinghotgingerajax: I WAS ALREADY BEING QUIET ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

eularlarlar: YASSSSSS SLAYYY SUCROSE

eularlarlar: is that how u do it amber

kiyoamber:): I-

kyoamber:): yes eula it is

ben10: GREAT JOB EULA 

razor: slang 👍

everyoursbarb: another slay moment for u eula

LUMINEISAFURRY: OKAY HEIZOU AND YELAN ARE COOL GREAT EVERYUONE ELSE JOIN IN DONT BE SHY 😭

gayatofrfr: no let's bring that the subject of question

gayatofrfr: what is this heizou kid got on me

zoux: well sorry i'm much more cuter than you, commisioner

gayatofrfr: we'll see about that kid

lisolluve: NAH WAIT

lisolluve: ARE THEY FIGHTING EACH OTHER FOR WHOS IT BOY

yaehottestbitch: i say ayato wins

ei :): and why?

yaehottestbitch: he isn't a bitch like heizou who doesnt come home 🙂

aetherisaloser: ....

LUMINEISAFURRY: ...

aetherisaloser: ...i feel like she's holding serious grudges against heizou rn 😭😭

gayatofrfr: thank you yae

yaehottestbitch: welcome ayato

ayaya!!: okay i take it back yaeyato bestie arc is great

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: ANOTHER HOT DUO ON THE PLATE LESGOOOOOO

yassslaygayventi: shenhe and signora and then yae and ayato

yassslaygayventi: what a slay

mom <3: alright everyone as always we are getting sidetracked 

mom <3: there's also the new Sumeru students that havent introduced themselves yet!

gayatofrfr: you wanna fight zoux

zoux: aww are you still on about ayaka handing me your middle school braces pictures? :)) haha

everyoursbarb: so announcement guys

everyoursbarb: he's my type

mom <3: BARBARA 😭

LUMINEISAFURRY: ITS UNDERSTANDABLE HEIZOU IS HELLA CUTE

LUMINEISAFURRY: OMG YOU DID NOT JUST WINK AT ME

LUMINEISAFURRY: BITCHHHHHH

LUMINEISAFURRY: HEIZOU STOP.

ayaya!!: yes heizou stop

ayaya!!: xiao's eyes are piercing through the back of your head as you did that

YOURONEANDONITTO!: THREAD CAREFULLY COMPADRE

YOURONEANDONITTO!: YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE THE ONE GETTING GLARED LIKE THAT BY THAT PIPSQUEAK

mom <3: oh no

kaeyakreideprinz<3: XIAO DID NOT JUST POEUNCE ON ITTO LIKE A CAT

albedoalberich<3: well the others were testing his patience i would not have been surprised he reacted in such a way

yaehottestbitch: should i like

yaehottestbitch: make him meow

grrorou: nvm im getting xiao off him before yae does such a thing

yaehottestbitch: AWW do not be like that young one 

yaehottestbitch: let yae do what we all want <3

ei :): yae...

LUMINEISAFURRY: HELP GOROU AND THE NEW GIRL IS HELPING

noelle16: ah that is shinobu!

YANFEIST!: yes! we studied during summer school for some more needed education, she is very nice! i cannot believe she finnaly transferred here!

grrorou: ANDDD SHES SCOLDING ITTO

gguang: i would say something but this is great

mom <3: the assembly is ruined 

LUMINEISAFURRY: WELL OKAY ITS A GOOD THING IT ISNT AS BORING AS BEFOIRE

LUMINEISAFURRY: SNOREFEST

LUMINEISAFURRY: watching itto however getting humbled is great 🔥

aetherisaloser: SHINOBU IS RLLY SPITTING BARS WTH

zoux: ah she kept itto in check during middle school

thehottestofthemall: istg the more i hear about the inazuma kids in middle school, the more my life span shortens

ei :): well to be honest, during middle school there was a decree put up that middle scholers who studied in inazuma will have to stay at the same middle school in inazuma before transferring to different high schools so i suppose that will explain it

yaehottestbitch: DIDNT MOST OF THE OTHER MIDDLE SCHOOLERS REBEL AGAINST THAT

gayatofrfr: we were part of that

ayaya!!: i'm pretty sure you only rebelled against it because people were finnaly humbling you for your braces

gayatofrfr: WHEN WILL WE LET GO OF THE BRACES PHASE ISTG

shinoboo!: hello everyone, i am shinobu. it is nice to meet you all

shinoboo!: i had done some backreading and saw some of you had to put a fun fact after introducing yourselves

shinoboo!: my fun fact is that once during middle school itto had ended up quarelling with scaramouche and he put up such a fight that he nabbed at itto's hair and he almost went bald because there were patches of missing hair on his scalp

LUMINEISAFURRY: ....i

shenhe.: uhm

LETSROCKANDROLL!!!!: BAHAHHAHAAJSJSHDAHDUEFHUE HELP

YOIYOIMMIYAYA!!: I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT

gayatofrfr: SHINOBU STILL HASNT CHANGED I SEE